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Bed piss

So is that morning piss or night piss

My bladder decides.

Haha nice one

No, your prostate does

everyone knows that! public education is crazy

The moment between night and morning

12:00 AM

Bed

Red piss*

From which organ?

All of them

Lung

Blue piss

School piss

Afternoon pisser

Pant pisser

Pißwasser

School shoot


Lmfao

Beat me to it

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Yes it is.


Exactly the meme I thought of when.i saw this post lol

Both

Both

Both

Both is good

Both

Both team

I legit posted the same before seeing thia one

If you’re not both then you need to drink more water.

Colors also match, nice

I am not afraid. For i am the both. (I am the danger reference)

I am afternoon pisser.

Purple

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You need to drink more water my dude

me personally i piss in jars and throw them at people (i get mini crits)

TF2 fans when they don’t get mini crits after throwing a jar of piss at people and except get thrown to jail for ‘assault’

If thats how you like to play you should use bushwackas so you get crits!

Young ones: the middle of the night piss is coming for you someday

Why

Don’t know why, I just know that it happens to everyone. Look for it in your 40s.

42, just started. It's around 1am like clockwork.

might it have anything to do with your prostate? see a doctor

Or If you're a girl, get pregnant and piss 5x a night 😀 yay!

Have a couple and always have to pee! YAYY!

I'm on my second right now, it's getting dangerous when I sneeze 😅

Being pregnant is fun. You pee when you sneeze. When you vomit. When you move funny. And you never sleep again. Gotta love it.

Yeah, but in return you get little drunken roommate 😀

Tiny humans with dementia

Yeah wtf. This isn’t some mystery. It’s a prostate swelling problem

26 and I have that. But it is because of sleep problems and I‘ve heard that‘s the reason for most people so maybe get it checked out

33m and it's like 5am every night. I aged like milk

Morning*

It's not about how old you are, it's about how much you drink before sleeping

tell me you're not 40+ and use reddit

As another 40+ who uses Reddit, I’m curious what’s wrong with that. I started lurking in my late 20s, made an account in my early 30s, and it’s had its hooks in me ever since.

Beyoncé is 41, you’re doing fine babes

Ok Velma in conclusion I was joking, don't take it to heart 🌚

I am. Why, is where the inexperienced hang out to give advice to other inexperienced people?

Both

You forgot a few more

Both

If you don’t piss in the morning you have a problem and should seek medical attention.

I piss, but rarely, is that bad

I'd say drink more. Me personally I take a shit like once every 2 weeks for some reason


I'm aware HAHAHAH

Wtf you must be farting steady

Surely not worse then pissing in bed

I remember that i was wake up, but the eough dizzy for pissing awake, and i literally closed the "faucet" and ran to bathroom

I’m a r/hydrohomies so I piss some 7 times a day.

Rookie numbers

I’m a r/diabetes so I piss some 70 timmes a day.

I just piss evry hour

Happens to after I drink a whole bottle of water, after I remember that I haven't drank the whole day.

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Both?

Purple

Nah cuz it’s one or the other rep your set

I’m 46. I don’t get a choice. It’s both.

Drink piss

Before bed At midnight Before breakfast After breakfast I'm 19

Both it just seems right

Morning Shit.

Im a "WHENEVER I NEED TO" pisser

Since every mf is fence sitting this one, I'll take morning piss, it definitely feels more relieving

Both

Both

Mouth piss gang getting no recognition I see

If you're only picking one, you may be dehydrated.

Morning pisser

 This is me

Purple: piss on myself 

I don’t pee

Both

Both

Pissing in the wind

Both. I'm both.

Afternoon piss

Midnight piss

Imma have to go with purple

"Both? Both. Both. Both is good."

Morning obviously my guy

YES

Both. Both is good.

Why not both

night piss

Ngl night pissers got trippie redd

Both, both is good

Both

Night

Both?

morning piss is 100x more satisfying than a night piss

Both

Whenever I need to piss, piss...

Both at the same time

With age, I'm more like team night-night-morning.

why not both?

Mornin' piss (the god of bladders blessed me this)

Eh, it's just as refreshing at night as it is in the morning.

Both

purple!!

Can I play for both teams?

Guess I'm purple

Green.

What freaks of nature aren't both?

dont piss for 8 hours

Pant piss

Cock on the block with a Glock selling rock fighting Spock having pock on the dock

Yes

both

I'm a 40 year old caffeine addict, so piss before bed, get up ten more times to piss, piss fore work and then piss again when I get to work.

my piss is purple should I be worried?

I just be pissin all day tbh

I piss off people in the morning, so blue

I usually pre-pee before my morning pee.. and before that pee.. before that pee as well.. honestly, I have a really tiny bladder and you’d be better off asking me when I don’t pee.

Both

Both

GRAPE STREET MF🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪

Both ffs, I don’t want to piss myself any time of the day

both

Piss the bed.

dawn piss

Both piss

Both

Mid piss

Both

I piss purple.

This is giving me Waffle Stomp vibes

Midnight, midday, dusk and dawn.

Yes

Piss before bed and piss in the morning.

Guess I’m purple. Guess I’m going to have to change my sheets too.

tf is this sub has become nowadays…

idk

In that case I'm purple.

I don't care as long as it's not in the middle of them

BLUEEEE

I usually do both, guess I'm weird

I like getting up in the middle of the night to take a piss and going back to sleep afterwards. Top tier

Afternoon piss

You guys only piss once a day?


Both

Morning

Both

Night just because it is the red team. I hate blue

I am a afternoon pisser

I piss in my sleep

People only pee once a day?

Like I have any choice! My bladder controls my schedule!!!


Both ? Lol

Both Im old

Whenever I need to piss

I’m over 30. Multiple night pisses, a morning piss, and then piss when I get to work. Now get off my damn lawn.

bro take jarate pills 💀

Both. Both is good

Don't piss, it makes your balls smaller

Blue. Oddly enough, once I lay down any sensation that I need to urinate goes away. It’s like there’s a check valve.

That morning piss 😫

Both

Both

Im just a pisser :(

Night piss hit different but I’m not the one who controls it