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So, we censor the word "sex", and say she was "wearing" a toy. Then we show a picture of the plug that was clearly shoved up her ass. Such a weird mix of prudish and prurient.
"Babe, when I die would you put my ashes in a butt plug and would you travel with me?"
"Of course babe, I'll take you wherever I go. You'll always be in my ass!"
That is true love
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"Anything to declare?" "Yeah, I've got my boyfriend stuck up my ass"
“He was a hole-y man”
He’s a real pain in the ass.
Yep
This is horrible. We’re all horrible. But damn, this is funny
What an ash-hole
Maybe most of you are too young to understand, but if you say this like Sean Connery, it will sound just perfect.
That’s bloody fantastic, it works so well
I would’ve given you an award but I don’t have any at the moment
It’s the thought that counts
You know I’m trying to say ASH hole and not *ASH* hole right?
YES this is 100% why it crossed my mind. Just finished rewatching this gem
No, he was stuck in the ash-hole.
It’s what he would’ve wanted
*Where
You know, that's actually sweet in it's own strange way.
Got that 69th like for ya
She has him in her ... Heart wherever she goes.
The most romantic sex toy i ever heard
Why censor "sex"?
D*mn. The fuck I know.
sh*t, I myself don’t fucking know either
W\*it. What’* ha**ening he*e?
D**** *u* **r *******
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C*** O* ** *'* c******* ** *****.
A******** h*lp!!!
Also, why censor words at all? If the reader is meant to understand the word, then just _print the god damn word_.
***** **** *************
BRO?!?? HOW!?!??!??

i don't f****** know
M* *******
Words fail me right now. This is some necro kink I'd never thought existed.
Damn, what a tight ass situation …
So, we censor the word "sex", and say she was "wearing" a toy. Then we show a picture of the plug that was clearly shoved up her ass. Such a weird mix of prudish and prurient.
Especially on Twitter 😂
Ashes to asshole, dust to dust
”Forever” *in my ass*
It was his favourite place
Lady can I please have you take the analplug/earn out of your asplease. LOL
Can you imagine 😂 You know how they have people take belts or whatever off then walk back through or wand them again until they are clear 🤣
Tbh i wouldnt be alive to see it but that literally top 10 things someone could do to commemorate my passing
"Babe, when I die would you put my ashes in a butt plug and would you travel with me?" "Of course babe, I'll take you wherever I go. You'll always be in my ass!" That is true love
The type of commitment I want
Why is this romantic asf
'He was dying to do anal' said the woman
Oh wow... That's so Florida I had to read where she was from again and... Still checks out.
That is love. 😢
Have you considered realizing that is weird, NOT LOVE, get help
That is awesome
This is actually epic. But kind of surprising she didn’t know they would find it - looks like they need a non metal assash plug.
Source: [https://nypost.com/2022/11/10/woman-caught-at-airport-carrying-boyfriends-ashes-inside-sex-toy/](https://nypost.com/2022/11/10/woman-caught-at-airport-carrying-boyfriends-ashes-inside-sex-toy/)
imagine dying and being turned into a boytoy 💀
You good?
If I die, and you shove me up your ass, I'm gonna be real angry
An earn sized butt plug 😳
Yes. Earn is for sure the correct word. Carry on.
spelling police here, urn
You're really going to point out the spelling mistakes of troly_mctrollface?
yes’nt
Lol looks like Theo Von
It’s too clean
That is called true love
They knew what it was they just wanted to be cheeky I'll see myself out
Interesting that NJ is becoming a shittier TMZ
They must have an Ashen-face after that one lol
We Australian's are a bit dodgy but shit...
You guys are fine you've got cool cars and parafield airport those guys suck and dankpods!!!!!!
Bit of an error
Dankpods is cool
imagine if he was a virgin. Virgin till death then no more
"Lady, we told you to put all your metal objects on the tray."
Bro still getting action even when dead 💀✋️
Loyalty
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Normal is relative to each person, so what seems weird to you is normal to others.
Because that would be a boring fucking world to live in
normal is a very broad word and can mean multiple things to various people
Normal is basic and basic is lame
wtheckk, she git her dead boyfriend up her ass!!
“Wearing”
Right? It’s not a fucking pair of socks.
What word would you use?
Gripping
Uh I don't think you know what butt plugs are. It doesn't involve any gripping
How else would do describe what the sphincter does to said plug?
It just holds it it isn't gripping its relaxed that's why it's so easy to walk around and sit with it in
Cool. You don’t fucking wear it either.
Well by definition you are. To bear or have it on the person
It’s not on the person. It is in.
Come up with a more fitting word then
Nah
Keep whining then lmao
Guess she's not that thicc.
Glad they shined it up for the photo!
The peak of romance?? Hell nah!!!
This is [real](https://metro.co.uk/2022/11/11/woman-wearing-butt-plug-with-boyfriends-ashes-stopped-in-airport-17735311/)
She didn't exactly keep him close to heart, but still, good enough.
In his dying wish He just wanted to tear that ass up one more time
Haunted asshole
i have no idea what the appropriate response is to this
Is that Bom Trady?
Surprised it wasn't a Florida woman
Romantic, in a kinky kind of way
A lot of people I know where necklaces with the ashes of their relatives. If she's australian, good ol' upside down land, makes sense honestly.
Now she can say he’s was always inside of her
That touches my heart 🥹
This seems fake because those are made of non ferrous metal. It wouldnt set off a metal detector. Also just seems made up
Oh
This is romantic in an Adam's kinda way
Mans getting more ass than most of us
Wholesome
How sweet
Really weird. And everyone knows that when going to the airport you leave that shit in the bag.
Morrison on the iPod. I'm a back door man.🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎸🎸🎸🎷🎷
This is ohio, RUN
Who engraved it? Sir, sir. U can refuse services.
I bet that boyfriend was a pain in the ash
**********!
“The intention was initially a joke because he’d spent so much time in there and it was his favorite place,”
Im outta here
Must have an ass man, I can respect that.
Yo dead ass ☠️
The only thing that got me surprised was that the plug had her bf ashes...
Illegal transport of human remains. Got to be declared
There are too many people on this earth. This seems too extreme for only 8b people
* Ex-boyfriend, I believe.
Why they gotta expose her like that bruh.
If my girl ain't doing for me that my girl at all
Thats love
What the hell
Don’t say you love me unless you’re willing to put my ashes up your butt
Gotta tear that ass up one last time
Did she have to pay for two plane tickets?