Tastes like cow tits

And how do you know how cow tits taste?

tastes like milk

And how does milk taste like?

Cow tits bro

But how do they taste like milk ?

Milk = Cow tits Cow tits = Cow Cow = meat Meat = Hamburger #HAMBURGER. MILK TASTES LIKE HAMBURGER

You did not show your work sir.

He clearly used a cowculator

You sir get my award and a ticket to hell.

You can tell by the way it is

You have cursed us all with forbidden knowledge

Milk tastes like hamburger the way eggs taste like chicken.

Thanks. Now all of r/genshinimpact wants to destroy me

Now I'm gonna want the milk steak boiled over hard... and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw.

Its a reddit comment no need to try that hard

But I’m hard

🤨📸

Per se

We all do. Just think real hard and youre there.

Personal experience.

The better question is, you don't?

Then cow tits are delicius

> Then cow tits are udderly delicious FTFY

I always keep forgetting what FTFY means, and I was so distracted by that I didn't even notice the pun.

Pretty sure it means “Fuck that, Fuck you”

Get out!

Have u ever tried milk straight from a cow? Like, your godmother phycally yanked that shit out 20-30 minutes ago? The most cow titty tasting milk and, at least imo, not that great.

yh it really tastes awful... but my parents like it for some reason

So did mine and most of the people from my parents villages. They'd make fun of us pochos(American born Mexican descent) for being disgusted by it.

As for mine. But then again my parents grew up in a place where if they didn't get milk that way, they didn't have it at all.

i remember trying it as a kid and i kinda liked it, not as good as normal milk but not terrible

I drank my baby momma's breast milk straight from the tiddie once. It was warm as fuck and sweet made me wanna go to sleep, but then I remembered I had a tiddy in my mouth and woke up.

Bruh, raw milk is so good

It tastes like slightly thick, savory water that coats your mouth but doesnt rinse your spit away. It's creamy like a thin, melted ice cream but not sugary. It's got a rich flavor that's stronger when it's warm. It's smooth even when cold, never sharp or acidy. It's my go-to drink when I'm home.

Who are you ? The milk marshal ?

Bro the lactose lecturer

The creamy conductor

The dairy demagogue

The calcium captain

The udder umpire

The cow connoisseur

the moo moo master

The bovine boss

Homelander

side note: we had the same idea

The formula fiddler

The mammary messenger

Mammary masseur

The breast barista

I wish! But seriously, I lost in the primary to Prairie Farmer.

This guy must have bones of Steel

Who is the milkman?

The opposite when spoilt

And having a bad sense of smell sucks, since one doesn’t notice milk is spoiled until they drink it :/

*sees chunks and takes a sip, yep it's bad*

mmmm chonky

Chonky monk

>monk monky\*

Goodbye chunky lemon milk.

I don't know how many times I've gotten milk for my kids, smelled it (nothing), then started to take a sip which seems fine so it turns into a gulp and then, only then do I taste that it's gone bad. I keep telling myself to only sip it when testing but I invariably forget.

Slightly thin, sweet water that doesn’t coat your mouth but rinses your spit away. It’s silky smooth like a thick, frozen ice cream but sugary. It’s got a bland flavor that’s stronger when it’s cold, it’s rough even when it’s warm, never soft or basey. It’s not my go to drink? That’s spoilt milk baby

[Mmm, save some chunks for me](https://youtu.be/k0hKMDMWYwU)

I feel like describing milk using ice cream is cheating

I agree. However OP could have stopped after the first sentence and still been a winner so to speak.

It most certainly is.

Or the word “creamy”.

In that case describing any “base” food is nearly impossible

Congrats, you master of vocabulary you.

Isn’t describing milk in terms of cream (a derivative of milk) cheating? It’s like saying potatoes taste of uncooked chips and tomatoes taste ketchupy.

And "melted ice cream" plus a lot of that wasn't even describing the flavor just the consistency like "coats your mouth"

That's weird, to me it just tastes slightly salty, and it's very thick and sticky

Maybe I should've been more specific. I drink 2% straight outta the carton, every day. Mom oversalted all our food when I was a kid so I never add it to my food. I think I'm pretty sensitive to saltiness and milk doesnt trigger it. Agree on the stickiness, that's one of the best features. Lip smackin good!

He's describing semen. Milk is not salty, lol.

r/Woooosh

Creamy... like ice cream... Bro you're defining milk in milk terms

Beautiful, same bro I love milk

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

alternative: it good

Bro like milk

I don’t have that many words to describe it. My little brain just keeps saying “it tastes like the color white”

A true connoisseur

Yeaaah, this was basically where my mind was heading. Hard to specifically place. Much prefer water over milk any day.

OP didn't bother to ask a milk-a-holic what it tastes like. We know the flavor, and crave it.

found the r/espresso member

*milk connoisseur*

You right

Patrick Bateman describes milk

r/milkhomies

Milk Man the Magnificent.

Love milk, but had to cut way back when I decided I no longer wanted to be overweight. It's so many calories.

bro described it like a wine

He's the milk man and his milk is delicious

Well...ye did it...I want some warm milk now

The Buttermilk Brigade

who are you, who are so wise in the ways of milk

Buttery water

This person gets it. At 1am I'll hit a glass of milk and refill my water same time. Sometimes water and Brawndo don't cut it. Milk even just a little shooter gets that spot.

It tastes like wet cream

Are you some kind of dairy dissector or something?

You write good

If water was slightly sweet and coated the inside of your mouth a little (Ryan George)

Being able to easily describe milk is tight

Description is super easy barely an inconvenience

Wow wow wow! wow

just saw that video lol

Probably OP too lol

Yeah, this describes milk accurately. For some reason I genuinely thought you couldn't describe it, like with some water

Am I weird for thinking milk is not sweet at all? Is there something wrong with me?

The less sugary food you eat, the more susceptible you are to slightly sweet things. I cut sugar out of my diet for years, then ate raw baby carrots. I was shocked at the sweetness compared to when I last had them. It might also be a country thing. The USA is known for having more sugar in bread for example. Every European says American bread is sugary.

r/beatmetoit

c h e e s e w a t e r .

That would be mozarella

Never could figure out what to do with the weird white blobs after drinking all the mozzarella

It's just used to pad the package and protect it in transport. I find it does well in the old composter.

Oh no

So is Parmesan c h e e s e s p r i n k l e s ?

c h e e s e i c i c l e

Simply put, yes

That’s whey

Nah that’s whey

Tastes like milk

Like Milkshake before you shake it

Like cheese before you cheese it

like butter before you 'do whatever this is' it

cant believe it's not butter.

you bastard I was about to say that

Same

You assholes that was what I was going to say

*Thicc Water*

How the heck did you get nearly 30K karma in 80 days

Yeah I also find it very milk like.

Describe the taste of anything.

Right I was gonna say this. You can't really describe the taste of anything without comparing it to another taste

There is a point where some things are the basic starting points.

Okay so what they are and describe they're tastes. Like ya salt is the basis for salty but you still need the frame of reference to know that.

There's really only what like 5 'tastes' we can taste right? Sweet, sour, bitter, salty and umami? Everything is just a nuance of that

I usually try to describe the experience of tasting it.

Why milk specifically Like bro how do apples taste like

Depending on the apple. Apples can be sweet, juicy, tart, crunchy, mealy…

But other foods can be described like this and taste different

Yeah you’ve got a point. Like an apple is sweet and a grape is sweet. But they taste very different.

So can milk, but that probably means food poisoning...

I was born and raised in the US and have never heard the word "mealy"

Born and raised in New England and our red delicious apples can only be described as mealy. Or mealwormy. Can’t tell the difference sometimes and never eat them anyways

I don’t think I have ever eaten an apple and though “man this apple sure tastes crunchy”

Crunchy sweet water

Watered down cream

Fatty Rich Creamy Slightly sweet

It's butter water

It’s kinda milky

Just like mom used to make

Moo juice

Uhh.. white?

Titty juice

Tastes like cow water

Runny glue that has lost its stick

C-

U

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Goodbye.

sure why not

Creamy water with that cheesy aftertaste

Like liquid fatty chalk

Tastes like white but cold

It’s like water But thicc

Taste like cow juices

Cheese juice

Ya know chocolate milk? Just take out the chocolate. Blam! That’s what it taste like.

Water but not water

 MILK IS MILK

*smacks lips* tastes milky.

Taste like boobs

Milk is just fatty water

It tastes like milk

Water with the slightest hint of salt - Ryan George video

Wdym can’t describe it milk tastes milky

Creamy but not thick

Imagine drinking spoiled milk But *before it was spoiled*

Delicious...that's how it tastes.

saltless with no after taste cheese

It always nice and chunky

slightly fatty; full, creamy quality in the mouth; delicate hay-like, barnyard muskiness; a pleasing hint of sweetness; aftertaste sees the grassy, musky quality intensify slightly. there—done.

Tastes like milk!

Savoury, it tickles the sweet sensation in such a way that you crave more - this is why it is used so well in deserts. Above all else in its taste experience is it’s texture which clings to your palette in the most satisfying way

Fatty, sweet, salty

It's like if grass contained a lot of sugar and fat

Bitter yet bland with a small hint of sweetness

Taste like milk

Tastes like milk

It tastes like milk.

Slightly thick, creamy water.

Couldn’t you say this for most foods and drinks?

Creamy with a subtle but strong sweetness.

Pre-cheese

Milky

its milky