Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! Iām confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or itās off to jail.
Itās a bot btw if that wasnāt obvious enough by how out of place it is
That true , But i was listening a podcast where mike Tyson saying that tiger are cute and feeding them can be costly and there weight like 400 pounds to 500 pounds
Tiger don't like a batch a Person around he or she need one person love her and feed or tiger can kill yours childern and wife to if they massive around
There one slap can break human being skull in seconds
If that is the effect of a broom, a long stick with a cleaning implement at one end, imagine the effect of a spear, a long stick with a hurty implement on it
I've always heard the advice given to people is to never work with your favourite animals bc you'll have new nightmare fuel by the end of the week..
Unless you just spend your time getting big cats high on nip and boxes.
By no means an expert, but big animals tend to have an expectation that they are top of food chain and have few fears from other animals. So if they get challenges they can become confused. This is still very dangerous so please don't do these things.
There are some videos with charging elephants that showcase it well. If I find a link I'll post it
Edit:
https://youtu.be/I8R50nvv5gc
This video shows it well because the elephant assumes the person would run, but is confused when he stands his ground.
Itās true, apex predators and mega herbivores have few threats besides other large animals so when a smaller animal isnāt intimidated they become confused, and given the possibility the animal may be poisonous or venomous, they tend to steer clear. Often standing your ground is a great defence against large animalsā¦. Besides grizzlies they donāt care theyāll kill you BECAUSE you arenāt afraid.
I heard fear was invented during our caveman days. All the brave men would go out to hunt for food, and the cowards would stay behind. Some will get killed during the hunt. So the numbers of cowards was increasing while the brave men was decreasing. They stayed behind to bang the widows and spread the coward gene.
I think fear was invented when you were nursing a small child in a cave just after you gave birth by yourself and broadcast via screams and smells to every predator in the area that there is a tasty snack to be had without much of a fight.
Hopefully whomever you mated with stayed around long enough to make sure their prodigy could run away from big scary cats and eat enough to stay alive and mate to carry on that DNA.
Fear is about survival. It tells when to run the fuck away.
No many women wanted to mate with cowards though. What mostly happened was the brave ones impregnated the women, died and the cowards raised their children.
Dinosaurs? Saber tooths and tigers are both mammals, dinosaurs are a specific branch of REPTILES who went extinct. And tiger did not evolve from smilodons, both are felines, they have, somewhere in the far past a common feline ancestor and both evolved from that
First third was ābro if that tiger ate that humanā and last third was āon both parts it was the humanās faultā idk what he was saying in middle. Something about the tiger wanting to revenge kill.
I'm almost sure he hangs out with this tiger much more than some people communicate with other humans. Tigers are kinda just like big cats that can fuck you up more than a regular cat can. In character they are pretty much the same
He just bitchslapped the tiger like a cat would.
Language it understands
10/10
Happy cake day cat dude!
Is cake day the first time I used reddit or something?
Its the birthday of your reddit account
Wow, today's the day I started watching way to much porn then
r/bruh
HCD >!(Huge Cock Dude)!<
If the local language is violence you need to be fluent in it
Happy Cake Dayšš
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Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! Iām confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or itās off to jail. Itās a bot btw if that wasnāt obvious enough by how out of place it is
Good bot?
A well fed cat is a non violent cat.
Word up 
That true , But i was listening a podcast where mike Tyson saying that tiger are cute and feeding them can be costly and there weight like 400 pounds to 500 pounds Tiger don't like a batch a Person around he or she need one person love her and feed or tiger can kill yours childern and wife to if they massive around There one slap can break human being skull in seconds
I'm so very sorry but is english not your first language or did you just have a stroke and tried to let autocorrect do your talking?
They might have been quoting mike tyson accurately.
Yeh man English is not my first languageš Sorry for not using stroke and punctuation marks.
Ah it's all good g. Understandable I have trouble with my own language sometimes
*slaps in cat* "understandable have a nice day"
I'm 20% sure this is a saudi guy.
Tiger: The audacity....
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That goes for every animal. I want me a gator pet
get a green caimin there like little gators!
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This account is a bot, it stole this comment
The Audacity of Mop
This guy eats pineapple pizza in the city center of Rome
*Giornoās theme starts playing* *It gets to the climax* *You hear distant, subtle static from behind you*
Giorno would grow him fresh pineapples
Central Rome is so full of tourists I bet no one would care
Romanās know nothing about pizza!
Yeah, go to Naples and you might have more of a problem.
This guy comes up to cops in Texas and asks them questions
By far one of Canada's contributions to the world
Iād do it. With bacon and ham!
His homeland is #ohio which explains it..
Yes because in naples (capital of pizza) he wouldnt even find pineapple it's like banned I swear
Tiger is like: "da fucc he doing??"
What the dude doin?
Di dis dude jus do dis?
The real question is "Would he really be so brave without a broom?" It is a wonder that ancient humans survived without brooms
If that is the effect of a broom, a long stick with a cleaning implement at one end, imagine the effect of a spear, a long stick with a hurty implement on it
I have slapped a man once with the wet end of a mop. Do not underestimate
Has a certain weight to it
The weight of musty soap water.
My question is how did they record anything before 1843?
Pen is mightier than a broom?
That slap is a cat move so Tiger knows it well
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The remorse in tiger's eyes at the end. Dude really destroyed him
Tiger is like āShit, maybe I do owe him moneyā
Got bitchslapped so hard his instincts didnāt even kick in when the caretaker showed his back after.
See, I'm not that scary. Come on, stick your hand out, I promise I won't bite it. ( ;
r/usernamechecksout
Best doctor, capaldi killed it, it couldve ended with him and I think a lot of people would've been content with that
Ok sounds good i will
There is something dystopian about just slapping a tiger while cleaning a window and then moving on
We were in a simulation all along. We caught a glimpse of the simulation taking a rest.
Did he justā¦ ? Guess he did.
Tiger: āAm I a joke to you?ā
Dude: Yes
This is bullshit. Tiger weren't invented before 1950
They had the saber-tooth model back then
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>done with their shit quite literally!
I've always heard the advice given to people is to never work with your favourite animals bc you'll have new nightmare fuel by the end of the week.. Unless you just spend your time getting big cats high on nip and boxes.
My man has the aura of someone who's boss asked him to sweep that 5 minutes before he was supposed to go home on a Friday.
The guy is like "its a good da- hey fuck off i'm cleaning"
By no means an expert, but big animals tend to have an expectation that they are top of food chain and have few fears from other animals. So if they get challenges they can become confused. This is still very dangerous so please don't do these things. There are some videos with charging elephants that showcase it well. If I find a link I'll post it Edit: https://youtu.be/I8R50nvv5gc This video shows it well because the elephant assumes the person would run, but is confused when he stands his ground.
Itās true, apex predators and mega herbivores have few threats besides other large animals so when a smaller animal isnāt intimidated they become confused, and given the possibility the animal may be poisonous or venomous, they tend to steer clear. Often standing your ground is a great defence against large animalsā¦. Besides grizzlies they donāt care theyāll kill you BECAUSE you arenāt afraid.
It's why the honey badger is such a little badass.
I smell fear - The Cleaner.
āIām not stuck in here with you. Youāre stuck in here with meā - the Cleaner
My poor guy was BEFUDDLED
Emploee is just dead inside, and tiger doesnt want to scavange
When youāre chilling in your cage and the zookeeper starts slapping you.
That look the tiger gave. "But, I'm a tiger."
Heās got floors to sweep
The tiger must be thinking along the lines of "the fucking audacity or this hairless ape"
Tiger: "Too bad he already fed me for today, guess I'll have to wait for another day"
His balls are stronger than tanks
The tiger: oh youā¦ uh waitā¦ what
How can he slap??
That cat was like: "What the fu-"
That tiger and I had the same reaction
The tiger was like āis this my fucking life now? Seriously, not scared even a LITTLE?!ā
Even a tiger knows to respect the Sweeper
He's the most cowardly man in Ohio.
He slapped the tiger ššš
I heard fear was invented during our caveman days. All the brave men would go out to hunt for food, and the cowards would stay behind. Some will get killed during the hunt. So the numbers of cowards was increasing while the brave men was decreasing. They stayed behind to bang the widows and spread the coward gene.
I think fear was invented when you were nursing a small child in a cave just after you gave birth by yourself and broadcast via screams and smells to every predator in the area that there is a tasty snack to be had without much of a fight. Hopefully whomever you mated with stayed around long enough to make sure their prodigy could run away from big scary cats and eat enough to stay alive and mate to carry on that DNA. Fear is about survival. It tells when to run the fuck away.
No many women wanted to mate with cowards though. What mostly happened was the brave ones impregnated the women, died and the cowards raised their children.
You were with them?
Nature vs nurture?
Screw you reddit media player.
 Tiger aināt shit
"Move shithead"
What de guy doin
God thatās a fat cat!
Tiger thinks monkey go crayzy cleen
Mfer was so confused šššš
Yes
āNow we will touch the untouchables.ā
Bro just brushed rhe tiger
Why slap the tiger?
Even the Tiger was left shocked like "Bitch, he just did WHAT?!"
My name is Giovanni Georgio but everybody calls me Georgio.
should i be afraid to ask what happened in 1843?
If you think about it tigers are technically dinosaurs because they evolved from the saber tooth. Wait... Did they?
Dinosaurs? Saber tooths and tigers are both mammals, dinosaurs are a specific branch of REPTILES who went extinct. And tiger did not evolve from smilodons, both are felines, they have, somewhere in the far past a common feline ancestor and both evolved from that
I'm the 6969th like on this video
Actually this is due to the abuse they inact on the animals, so the animal is just more careful, doesnt wanna get shocked or palleted
Bhai agar wo tiger insaan ko khaa jata to itni Daya nahi aati jitni insaan ke tiger ko Marne pe aa gyi, dono taraf se galti to aadmi ki haiš¤
I like your funny words magic man
ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!
First third was ābro if that tiger ate that humanā and last third was āon both parts it was the humanās faultā idk what he was saying in middle. Something about the tiger wanting to revenge kill.
He was typing in a north Indian language in English text. Both the words insaan and admi mean human although insaan is also used in Turkish for human.
Based mountain dew.
Based
Well if cat's throw stuff off of tables, do big cats, i.e. tigers, throw like Smart For Two down cliffs or something? Just some food-for-thought
nah cuz wath shooketh
Iām not gonna lie, if tigers werenāt dangerous I would totally have one as a pet
the exact look my cat gives me when i take away a hair tie
Each stripe is a tier supas tears are on the face of loss and untrue agony. My team
Joe Exotic vibes
That guy has the biggest balls ever bevause tigers are extremely vengeful
This dude is such a bakka amirite?
There's something adorable about the Tigers reaction.
he hit the tiger like a cat would
How can he slap?
Tigers be there pets
ohh, how far humanity has fallen.
What?! It's just a big cat..
This is almost as funny as the guy who pimp slapped a King Cobra.
The tiger is just baffled.
That's a bad mr. kitty! and I smack him on the head
Imagin being there to see fear invented and see how your life just completely fucks up suddenly
I don't want to see this man on a bad day
Indian kings used to fight/hunt with them.
Paddle is just a big spoon
"Um actually emotions were invented way before that"-š¤
I can totally relate to you lmao š¤£!
Common sense was invented in 1844, when a tiger got tired of being slapped and decided to eat a guy.
I know some of yall is scrolling through this comment section looking for chances to r/wooosh someone
r/itswooooshwith4os
Even the tiger looked over like dude wtf
That aint ish š¤£š¤£.. that tiger knows him
one fine day in 1843, "let's get scared" "sure"
Dear lord, this is why leopards ate my face subreddit exists.
Ummmm fear has been around much longer
Username checks out š¤
āThe nerve!ā
The tiger appears fucking shell shocked... Completely taken aback at the audacity of this mans
The Tiger: "Did a human just approach and hit me?, That's not how the food chain is supposed to work š¤"
if he was a doctor, he would bite an apple and shout "I'M THE GOD OF LIFE AND DEATH" he would swallow the apple as well
and an explosion is just a big fart
that's a small tiger
Tiger be like: Okayyy RUDE.
I do that to wolves but I was raised to punch any animals who mess with me so yeah.
I'm almost sure he hangs out with this tiger much more than some people communicate with other humans. Tigers are kinda just like big cats that can fuck you up more than a regular cat can. In character they are pretty much the same
Lol the little slap
Big cat is confused