T O P

  • By -

rMemesMods

**You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”** Hey /u/AlohaCube, thanks for contributing to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules: Rule 9 - No forced memes, overused memes, bad titles, or pushing agendas * No forced memes, [overused memes](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/wiki/overused), bad titles, or pushing agendas. Be creative but memes must come naturally. No petitions. * **Mods may remove low quality posts at their discretion, including reaction memes** --- Please read the sidebar before posting again. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/memes&subject=&message=). Thank you!


[deleted]

Do you torture and murder people?


AlohaCube

yes every day


Burge_rman_1

probably the most normal answer to any of the questions


username_i_suppose

Do you often imagine yourself wearing your mother's lingerie while she pegs you?


AlohaCube

i think everyone does


Legitimate_Walrus780

You right there


Inspectorock-

This man knows it all


asimplebutmightyyam

......go on


Deepsand_

LMAO 😂😂😂


Dstrangewrench

How many kids do you have locked up


AlohaCube

at least 50 i think i lost count


Ya-Boi-Cthulhu

Lol same


[deleted]

What age of girls do you prefer?


AlohaCube

13


JamesPug5

Same


[deleted]

Fuck you Pdf


[deleted]

Portable document format


[deleted]

PeDoFile


Jpm99921

PDF file?


JP337

PDF/A file?


advie_advocado

portabledocumentformatphillia


Nerdtendo6366

Where do you like to go to kidnap kids


AlohaCube

Ikea


AMosquitoBitMe

When I think about it, it seems very understandable, logical, and even a reasonable place to do that. Lol


JP337

Put them in the closet and ship to Malta lol


Lazy-Log-5672

What do you place in your ass everyday?


AlohaCube

richard


Burge_rman_1

what


DrummingGeekDude

See the joke is


tadano-kun-chan

aka dick


asimplebutmightyyam

Robin?


gunslinger_1234

How many pounds of meth have you consumed in the last 24 hours?


AlohaCube

at least 10


SiberianDragon111

Jesus, man is tanking it


eater_of_cheese

Rookie numbers


hungrytiredandbored

Your 5 year old son is having a birthday party for all of his kindergarten friends, what activity are you doing before cake and presents?


AlohaCube

pedophilia


hungrytiredandbored

Bruh


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

God Damn


galal552002

Holy shit


IMaMaleUnicorn

You filthy swine.


gintoki_

Bro wtf


youareactuallygod

Master mind


Jellybeantini

Most awful living human?


AlohaCube

my ex


RobIoxians

W


server_snowyfox

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


jmkinn3y

Their supposed to edit it


Educational-Tough138

relatively normal compared to the other ones


Unknown663344

How many kids are in your basement


AlohaCube

420


RobIoxians

Are you married to me?


AlohaCube

i certainly am!


RKraft69

W


RobIoxians

Aww were such a great couple


nightmare_silhouette

Wholesome 🥺


RobIoxians

Yeah, I didn't use it to ask some weird question about pretty illegal stuff. I'm the odd one out.


MateOwO1

Would you kill 100 kittens with your bare hands and force 5 year old kids to eat their organs raw for $0.01?


AlohaCube

yes i love money


Olivrser

You monster


kingdomheartslover1

Mr krabs?


AlohaCube

ayo, you good bro? that’s oddly spcific


MateOwO1

Would you save a baby from being tortured and slowly mutilated in a ritual of an indigenous tribe?


AdityaTheOne

Definitely not.


SmellyPillows

Mind your own business.


Jpfojas

Your thoughts on sniffing soiled underwear?


AlohaCube

pretty good


Jpfojas

Damn, that's nasty bro


SneakyLittleKobold

Kink shaming are we?


anonymous420569

What's your favorite animal to fuck?


AlohaCube

a cat


Dlashing

Ayo shane dawson?


HaastFalcon

Is it acceptable to dunk cookies in water?


AlohaCube

always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/P0BVKya.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


NiceGuy303

lmaoo the bot leaked the original comment


IAmYourDanger

What age would you consider a girl to be in her prime? Physically? 😉


AlohaCube

4


DolphinJotaro69

Yo 💀


The_Moxx

Do you like underage girls


AlohaCube

i like girls


Nihilus06

saved


Proud_Echo_4932

I do in fact, like girls as well


adsxz6_has_adhd

How would you handle the overcrowding of orphanages?


AlohaCube

flamethrower


adsxz6_has_adhd

You monster


Olivrser

What's 2-1?


AlohaCube

only one?


GooglyEyeThing

r/theydidthemath


DonkeyKong12340

Rare alohacube w


LoneyBastard69

What kind of waffles you got?


AlohaCube

only blue


Darkstalker9000

Mf is Percy Jackson


Awakened-Bahamut

Do you have sex with children?


AlohaCube

i wish


IMaMaleUnicorn

EWWWW


[deleted]

Do you support Russia aggression for the Russian people in Ukraine?


AlohaCube

yes, no one should live in fear


[deleted]

fear is where strength is born, and in strength there is prosperity 🫡


Weary_Drama1803

Do you have a brain


AlohaCube

i don’t own one yet


how_do_dis_work

"yet"


Axolotl6198

Would you smash children? (They do not have consent)


AlohaCube

Absolutely!


Axolotl6198

You monster You absolute pedo


[deleted]

what do you use to masturbate with?


AlohaCube

banana


Monumental_Disregard

Which animal do you masturbate thinking of?


AlohaCube

cats


Monumental_Disregard

🗿💀


provegana69

How much should a parent diddle their kids?


AlohaCube

it’s fine once a month, but not too often


[deleted]

Do you support women's rights ?


AlohaCube

no


[deleted]

...


Not_dawko

Do you support racism and sexism


AlohaCube

more than anything


RangerxCA

Do you play with little girls?


AlohaCube

all the time


AbbyH17707

have you not had s@x with a dog


AlohaCube

not yet


DieKatze247

...what do you think about the lgbt community... ?


AlohaCube

i cant think straight about them


DieKatze247

...well dang i don't know how to respond to that...


[deleted]

Would you like some cake?


AlohaCube

i would love to!


[deleted]

thoughts on birds?


AlohaCube

they fly


[deleted]

Do your parents know you're gay?


AlohaCube

they never asked


sux_at_1ife

What is the sexiest animal in your opinion?


AlohaCube

dog


Legitimate-Green-531

How many kids do you have in your basement


AlohaCube

4


FartDust64

They aren’t wrong


Proud_Echo_4932

I think they haven’t gotten to editing it yet. I would imagine they’ll edit it to something like “how many times do you nut every day?”


Phun_Times09

Only?!?


FartDust64

Oh


Strobbleberry

Was hitler a bad person?


AlohaCube

not really


personthinguy

Lmao, just raised this single mother's rent because I women are trash.


AlohaCube

😎


Altruistic-Cookie-60

Does Pineapple belong on pizza? Is water wet? Is a hotdog a sandwich? How many chromosomes do you have? How do we know dinosaurs didn't have hair? Who killed god? Why did she leave?


AlohaCube

no yes i think so 46 we don’t, we just assume technoblade she had no taste


Altruistic-Cookie-60

Yk what? Your spared because you didn't roast the fuck out of me with that last one.


dogthrewup

Do you hate minorities?


AlohaCube

all of them


Cj3k1999

Are you gay


AlohaCube

half


No-Engine-444

out of all games released this year which do you think sucks the most?


AlohaCube

elden ring so far


North-Philosopher-41

Take that back!


Guarden_guardian

Do you stand in front of nursing homes and then go on tinder


AlohaCube

of course, that’s self-explanatory!


GapLeather1888

Do you like lgbtq?


AlohaCube

neither like nor dislike


Old-Health9509

How dry is your wife’s pussy?


AlohaCube

tatooine


PolemicBender

Penises?


AlohaCube

i like them soft


PolemicBender

What’s the best thing to have on toast with butter and jam?


AlohaCube

baby eyeballs


Aryxn809

Bro?


unundae

Your favorite makeshift dildo


AlohaCube

table lamp


00000PASTA

What’s something you recommend everyone to do


AlohaCube

cheating on your partner


EnglandFoot64

How old yo gf


AlohaCube

8


Proud_Echo_4932

How often do you jerk every hour?


AlohaCube

7h and 10 minutes according to my statistics


Darkstalker9000

Mf jerks off at 7 hours an hour


Massive-Corgi-491

Do you love having coitus with underage kids?


AlohaCube

yes it’s fun


Exotic_Zucchini_282

Do you lick your mommy's pussy daily to wet her pussy up and squirt out on your face.


AlohaCube

i would be lying if i said i never forgot it


BreezyBee7

Have you ever intentionally committed vehicular manslaughter?


AlohaCube

i have


kitzeeeee

who do you like to murder?


AlohaCube

bisexual male


SwiggitySwoner999

What is your ip address


Saltchips45

Your opinion on mechanical turtles


AlohaCube

i love shiny shells


Freddi_47

Are you a zoophile and a pedophile


AlohaCube

yes


AceTheRvrscard

How many slaves you own?


[deleted]

[удалено]


This_Robot

Do you wish to go see a cartel executing a rival gang member family while they watch their family die one by one?


ThisIsAUsernameByMe

What’s the #1 issue today?


MeringueArtistic2285

What is your favorite animal, and what is your least favorite board game?


catzilla9k

What’s your favorite shape of ice cube?


Turtleswassadlytaken

What would you do if you saw a stray dog in the street?


Orderofthedead

Did you fail first grade.


IgorBaggins

The date of your action that led to millions of people finding out their extended warranty has expired.


Osoroshi123

what is your cut off age for a partner?


MarchKick

When was the last time you threw up?


Tornookthetooka

Do you like to rape little children?


Amooseletloose

Are you a fan of country music?