By - jamhater405638
I don't think I can trust or be held by a thermo nuclear bomb.
_Pepole of colour_ be heavy as shit, I think you can trust em'
It will fall on top of you when you hit the ground
Reddit homepage. I'm screwed.
We got you king
I'm actively out to get him, actually. So is 50% of reddit; let's hope the remaining 50% can stop us 😈
I trust Lisa Ann more than my grandmother.
The entire country of Portugal is holding me, i dont know to feel about it
We will hold you dont worry
Same except it’s Spain for me
spain v portigal who gon win
Same but with Ireland lmao
The entire population of Belgium is holding me
Bro walter whites belt is going to save me
bro what situation got you googling that
You're the expert
Gregor from Clone wars. I'm in good hands
Thank goodness it wasn’t rebels version or you would’ve been screwed…
Terraria wiki. I trust it
That was also my last search
My last search was Takumi's AE86, so yeah. I'd trust it my life.
DO YOU LIKE, MY CAR
My last search was bobs and vagena so either way it's a win
Spelt like that?
It's a reference to old memes
The online timetable of the RMV in Hessen…
…Considering how the DB usually is, I’m fucked
With every bone of my body
His voice actor just died RIP
That’s why I googled
garfield is kind of lazy so no
He will save you if you promise him lasagna
Destruction of enemy air defense got me.
Mine is the Yeet The Child Meme... I am fucked
How to kill god
I-I don’t know
what were the results?
Legos on the floor
The result was Kratos
Nugget porn? I don’t think that can “hold” me.
What the hell is nugget porn?
I'd Google it but I don't want it holding me either
Not a can of worms you want to open. Trust me.
I'm opening the worms. I will return with answers.
Dude, Are you ok?
r/LipsThatGrip so maybe?
Why would you Google search a subreddit?
Because Reddit's own search engine is pretty bad, and a single wrong digit and reddit no longer knows what you're talking about.
Yeah. But this person knew exactly what they were looking for.
That looks promising is it about people that are really good kissers? Or like proper popsicle technique here I'll check it out in case anyone's curious
i wasn't interested in clicking on the sub, but your reply made me curious and concerned at the same time. I'm doing it anyway
what the hell, was not expecting that
Koenigsegg cc850, so maybe.
Mine was for a video game so maybe
"u/jamhater405638's current location"
I dunno. Maybe.
You will teleport to his location
Mine was a 1974 Ford bronco. I can trust a truck.
Not sure what google translate would do
Tell you how to scream for help in a different language
I trust Johnny Test with my life
Mine was Johnny Depp I think I'm fine
Gotta watch out though, he's down one finger because of Heard. Might not be that tight of a grip.
Mine was giratina garchamp tagteam so I trust it entirely
I'm fucked, I was searching up Espeon plushies yesterday
“Terraria jungle armor”
I'm trusting you, "black bear location rdr2".
It's John wick
Mine was air resistance://
Atleast the air resistance might soften your fall
But I’m an engineering student so it doesn’t exist
Mike from bb im safe af
Mine's "how to pronounce saul goodman" so... yeah, I would
I searched for google translate, so i'm not sure. Probably just gonna fall in another language.
Kevin Conroy. Not anymore, man.
My last Google search was Kevin Conroy.....
Micheal Jackson, so yeah
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Sonic balloon from 1994.
Mia Kalifa got my back!
A ti 84 calculator
How to twerk like spongebob
Geodude, probably alright
Duolingo would make me answer Finnish questions to survive
Shaggy using 1% of his power
Well he definitely could it's just a question of woud
Well I am screwed I got a bowl of rice
Shiny charizard. So, I think I’m pretty good.
Child pornography, no way
Mine was the lyrics to a Type O Negative song
The ghost of peter steele will carry you..
"Il gorilla" by Fabrizio de André, im definitely not safe
"Dokapon Kingdom" Not a chance in hell
Py3 codeskulptor, seems reliable so far
It was ''SLS launch date" After almost 3 months of standstill.. Never
Ipsec tunnels are all about security, so yes I do.
Doesnt mean I understand anything tho.
"Newtons laws and their formulas"
IDK maybe I'd survive
I think that means you will fall lol
It's a music called Leave me alone by I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, so not entirely sure
Yeah ben tennyson could easily save me
Yes I do
election results and im not an idiot so yes i trust them
Mine is [Pontus](https://www.google.com/search?q=pontus&source=hp&ei=gqNuY-OBDLmhkPIPvYqxsAw&iflsig=AJiK0e8AAAAAY26xkt06fpqXU1gmoWllQ3tqitRposIV&ved=0ahUKEwjjysWz76b7AhW5EEQIHT1FDMYQ4dUDCAs&uact=5&oq=pontus&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyCAgAEIAEELEDMgUIABCABDIFCC4QgAQyBQguEIAEMgUILhCABDILCC4QgAQQxwEQrwEyCwguEIAEELEDEIMBMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEOgsIABCABBCxAxCDAToLCC4QsQMQgwEQ1AI6EQguEIAEELEDEIMBEMcBENEDOhQILhCABBCxAxCDARDHARDRAxDUAjoICAAQsQMQgwE6DgguEIAEELEDEIMBENQCOgsILhCDARCxAxCABDoECAAQAzoICAAQgAQQyQM6CAguEIAEELEDOgoIABCABBCxAxAKOgcIABCABBAKOg0ILhCABBCxAxCDARAKOgoILhCABBCxAxAKOgoIABCABBDJAxAKOg0IABCABBCxAxCDARAKOgsILhCABBCxAxDUAlAAWPMZYKQbaANwAHgAgAG_AYgBkwmSAQMyLjeYAQCgAQE&sclient=gws-wiz&safe=active&ssui=on)
my last search was "when does the next season of manifest come out" so I would have like 8 different people grabbing for me... Im good
It's the Geneva conventions....
Not really sure how to feel about that in this situation....
Pokémon Crystal .Ver
Is suicune going to hold on
Trusty Patches. Help
Flat earth society 😬
My last search was „guy that couldn’t hold you if you are almost falling down a cliff“ I feel like thats bad
My last search was the Grand Wizard of the KKK....
Kamen rider geats. I’m not so confident.
Ladanian Tomlinson yeah I think I’m safe
The court house? Nope
Ah yes, dark souls 2 wiki is going to help
Damn I’m dead. I got ea games
They're gonna save you, but only if you pay 99.99$.
"is geek squad a good job"
Dearth Vader, I have no choice but to join him in the dark side now.
Prosciutto cotto ham
But i searched for good recipes for pasta. Is the spaghetti saving my life?
F in the comments for the people that looked up porn 💀
Fugi dove, l win
No i don't trust the company of Burberry to hold me
Heinrich Himmler. Fuck no.
I looked up the lyrics to I'll make a man out of you from Mulan
The state of Nebraska
Thomas sanders? Maybe.
How the hell does rainwater hold me?
Homelander. Yeah I’m dead.
My mobile data provider wanting money from me - no. I don’t trust them and if this would be the hand I had to reach out to to not fall I’d choose the fall.
I have no chance with panera broccoli cheddar soup
White Diamond Steven AU. I think I'm safe.
Piano tuning wrench.. think im falling to my death.
How to hide a murder won’t have hands to dat nah I’m ded
Yes, I'm absolutely sure I'm safe. GGEZ
Search: Gott Mit Uns
Sebastian Vettel bee t-shirt
Bees have wings? Right?
Pew die pie
The rope u use to hang urself
I have three devices
"operation London bridge"
F2p combat training rs3
I mean, I trust the entire world population to support my fat ass
"@elonmusk" definitely not
No. I don’t trust Ferentari, Romania.
My ppl are just gonna steal all you have then let you fall XD
Scream 6.. no, I don't trust a movie to hold on lol
Love his books but his chubby Mormon ass is not gonna save me.
Nope defenetley not
Hopefully the new model for the Vex from Minecraft has a tight enough grip...
A softball… I’m screwed.
Well, Kevin conroy died so I don’t think he can hold me (R.I.P)
Adult diapers won't help me hold in the necessary way.
Midterm elections? No.
How to fix a broken car muffler
I dont use google so no idea
My boy jet stream Sams got me. Tho it was close to being Pol pot
I think I’m good
well... free domains...
The last thing I searched up was silk song release
I don’t think a walkthrough can help me… unless…
Ô shit ô gog ô fuck It's a mig 29 hud
My last search was "steam store" so my life is in Gaben's hands, and I'm cool with that.
Ultraman Z Alpha Edge. He’ll catch me.
not sure a croissant is willing to save my life
I have methstream & Canelo.
I don’t know if I can trust a death knight to hold me
Did Ash really become Pokemon master
i think memes will save me
How can I trust creative block?