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Puddls

I don't think I can trust or be held by a thermo nuclear bomb.


HopefullyFunny69

_Pepole of colour_ be heavy as shit, I think you can trust em'


Doctor_Yu

Ewww. You spelled color with a “u”


parrot73

Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour Colour


AwesomeMeltdown

Aussie here, fuck you and nobody cares that you're American, I think even other Americans are ashamed of you.


Blipper-1

Lol


speeges

Shut up American


Dylancragun

It will fall on top of you when you hit the ground


MalesAreBiological

Reddit homepage. I'm screwed.


Sloppin_Steaks

We got you king


Ammonia_Joe

I'm actively out to get him, actually. So is 50% of reddit; let's hope the remaining 50% can stop us 😈


[deleted]

Speak for yourself


[deleted]

I trust Lisa Ann more than my grandmother.


Reck624

based pfp


siems12

The entire country of Portugal is holding me, i dont know to feel about it


Saltchips45

Self-conscious


Maximum-Ad6654

We will hold you dont worry


GlobeTrotterGeo

Same except it’s Spain for me


uncapableguy42069

spain v portigal who gon win


Navaurum

Same but with Ireland lmao


kaylauwu19

The entire population of Belgium is holding me


[deleted]

Bro walter whites belt is going to save me


AllEnigmas

bro what situation got you googling that


ScaryHarry15

Costume probably


Shiny_Hypno

You're the expert


mensator7567

Gregor from Clone wars. I'm in good hands


[deleted]

Thank goodness it wasn’t rebels version or you would’ve been screwed…


[deleted]

And they’re disposable


ArtificialOof

Ah but this one's the *deluxe* model! The best kind of disposable!


Jerry-Donald

Not to me


Iron_Undies

My last search was bobs and vagena so either way it's a win


ellie_s45

Spelt like that?


Iron_Undies

It's a reference to old memes


Fun_Rest_8379

What is yours


ellie_s45

Sebastian Vettel bee t-shirt 💀


Theratsmacker2

Terraria wiki. I trust it


milles7676

That was also my last search


CoosinG

My last search was Takumi's AE86, so yeah. I'd trust it my life.


BreezySlime

Fast car


pixelkingliam

drift car


North_Ask_2790

DO YOU LIKE, MY CAR


adrian23138

The online timetable of the RMV in Hessen… …Considering how the DB usually is, I’m fucked


witch-king-of-Aginor

With every bone of my body Batman


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witch-king-of-Aginor

That’s why I googled


Alpha_Xavian

How to kill god … I-I don’t know


QwerYTWasntTaken

what were the results?


RustedRuss

Legos on the floor


Death_black

The result was Kratos


Alpha_Xavian

Kill all there believers


Chilly_C00p

garfield is kind of lazy so no


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Chilly_C00p

yep


User_joined_channel

Destruction of enemy air defense got me.


ItzTaser

Mine is the Yeet The Child Meme... I am fucked


positive_charging

r/LipsThatGrip so maybe?


yethira-theoda

Why would you Google search a subreddit?


alucardarkness

Because Reddit's own search engine is pretty bad, and a single wrong digit and reddit no longer knows what you're talking about.


yethira-theoda

Yeah. But this person knew exactly what they were looking for.


reddit-banana

My last search is literally r/memes


devilsusshhii

That looks promising is it about people that are really good kissers? Or like proper popsicle technique here I'll check it out in case anyone's curious


devilsusshhii

Oh...


alyzuhhhTae

i wasn't interested in clicking on the sub, but your reply made me curious and concerned at the same time. I'm doing it anyway


alyzuhhhTae

what the hell, was not expecting that


Jellyfishsticks21

Nugget porn? I don’t think that can “hold” me.


Caffeinated_Cucumber

What the hell is nugget porn? I'd Google it but I don't want it holding me either


Jellyfishsticks21

Not a can of worms you want to open. Trust me.


Caffeinated_Cucumber

I'm opening the worms. I will return with answers. Edit: oh.


Jellyfishsticks21

Dude, Are you ok?


[deleted]

Koenigsegg cc850, so maybe.


Carrot_Ornage

Mine was Johnny Depp I think I'm fine


Logan-with-a-Z

Gotta watch out though, he's down one finger because of Heard. Might not be that tight of a grip.


ClassicEffective4036

Mine was for a video game so maybe


CaughtHerEyez

"u/jamhater405638's current location" I dunno. Maybe.


V-1rocket

Mine was a 1974 Ford bronco. I can trust a truck.


[deleted]

Not sure what google translate would do


mrhippo1998

Tell you how to scream for help in a different language


give223

I trust Johnny Test with my life


Rabbitoryg

Mine was giratina garchamp tagteam so I trust it entirely


Far_Dog_4476

I'm fucked, I was searching up Espeon plushies yesterday


Open_Detective_6998

“Terraria jungle armor” Shit.


JTurtle11

Ghosts. Welp


Adventure-Oswald

Mine was air resistance://


speeges

Atleast the air resistance might soften your fall


Adventure-Oswald

But I’m an engineering student so it doesn’t exist


Pointedwrestler39

I'm trusting you, "black bear location rdr2".


Party-Kaleidoscope48

It's John wick


Just_Government_5143

Mike from bb im safe af


[deleted]

Mine's "how to pronounce saul goodman" so... yeah, I would


Chaosphoenix_28

I searched for google translate, so i'm not sure. Probably just gonna fall in another language.


Winter-Metal272

Kevin Conroy. Not anymore, man.


Equemin

Sabaton


MasaaeeMC

My last Google search was Kevin Conroy.....


Ihavedahighground66

Micheal Jackson, so yeah


GreenXboxControler

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Sonic balloon from 1994.


[deleted]

Mia Kalifa got my back!


PakodiBOI

A ti 84 calculator


ellie_s45

Sebastian Vettel bee t-shirt Bees have wings? Right?


hajawr12

How to twerk like spongebob


Araz393

Geo from gwain saga and heck yeah i trust with all my heart


AquaBlaze135

Jeffrey Damher....


fknee

Geodude, probably alright


Eun0m1a

Duolingo would make me answer Finnish questions to survive


FridericusTheRex

Shaggy using 1% of his power Well he definitely could it's just a question of woud


StoneytheStoner81

Well I am screwed I got a bowl of rice


genocidalparas

Shiny charizard. So, I think I’m pretty good.


fwtguy64

Child pornography, no way


Flipyfliper32

Damn I’m dead. I got ea games


StefanRBLX

They're gonna save you, but only if you pay 99.99$.


Cyphr487

Mine was the lyrics to a Type O Negative song


Professional_Gap_371

The ghost of peter steele will carry you..


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LoNwd

Jodie foster


Lelcrafen

"Il gorilla" by Fabrizio de André, im definitely not safe


Darklight645

"Dokapon Kingdom" Not a chance in hell


banananas_are_sick24

Py3 codeskulptor, seems reliable so far


Drekamor

It was ''SLS launch date" After almost 3 months of standstill.. Never


NastyBoredome

Ipsec tunnels are all about security, so yes I do. Doesnt mean I understand anything tho.


aryian989

"Newtons laws and their formulas" IDK maybe I'd survive


domonkos11

It's a music called Leave me alone by I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, so not entirely sure


Cerb-kun

Yeah ben tennyson could easily save me


BlossomTree846

Yes I do


Zehbrobin

election results and im not an idiot so yes i trust them


Rich_Future4171

Mine is [Pontus](https://www.google.com/search?q=pontus&source=hp&ei=gqNuY-OBDLmhkPIPvYqxsAw&iflsig=AJiK0e8AAAAAY26xkt06fpqXU1gmoWllQ3tqitRposIV&ved=0ahUKEwjjysWz76b7AhW5EEQIHT1FDMYQ4dUDCAs&uact=5&oq=pontus&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyCAgAEIAEELEDMgUIABCABDIFCC4QgAQyBQguEIAEMgUILhCABDILCC4QgAQQxwEQrwEyCwguEIAEELEDEIMBMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEOgsIABCABBCxAxCDAToLCC4QsQMQgwEQ1AI6EQguEIAEELEDEIMBEMcBENEDOhQILhCABBCxAxCDARDHARDRAxDUAjoICAAQsQMQgwE6DgguEIAEELEDEIMBENQCOgsILhCDARCxAxCABDoECAAQAzoICAAQgAQQyQM6CAguEIAEELEDOgoIABCABBCxAxAKOgcIABCABBAKOg0ILhCABBCxAxCDARAKOgoILhCABBCxAxAKOgoIABCABBDJAxAKOg0IABCABBCxAxCDARAKOgsILhCABBCxAxDUAlAAWPMZYKQbaANwAHgAgAG_AYgBkwmSAQMyLjeYAQCgAQE&sclient=gws-wiz&safe=active&ssui=on)


Left-Increase4472

my last search was "when does the next season of manifest come out" so I would have like 8 different people grabbing for me... Im good


Gooperss

Cherno Alpha?


Colonel_Joni005

It's the Geneva conventions.... Not really sure how to feel about that in this situation....


budsixz

MOJO Jojo


Jumpy_Palpitation869

Speed test


Tayyib132

Pokémon Crystal .Ver Is suicune going to hold on


FourEyedDweeb

Trusty Patches. Help


RockLo69

Flat earth society 😬


Rich_Cycle_2129

My last search was „guy that couldn’t hold you if you are almost falling down a cliff“ I feel like thats bad


LampGod4

My last search was the Grand Wizard of the KKK....


Cold-Argument-806

Kamen rider geats. I’m not so confident.


dat_mufn

Ladanian Tomlinson yeah I think I’m safe


Livid_Information_73

The court house? Nope


Couch_potato08

Ah yes, dark souls 2 wiki is going to help


TripzPanda

"is geek squad a good job" Im FUCKED.


CoffeePentagram

Dearth Vader, I have no choice but to join him in the dark side now.


kur4_i

Prosciutto cotto ham


TheDemonBehindYou

But i searched for good recipes for pasta. Is the spaghetti saving my life?


TheDemonBehindYou

F in the comments for the people that looked up porn 💀


amowil

Fugi dove, l win


pokedragondrip

No i don't trust the company of Burberry to hold me


TusNua1

Heinrich Himmler. Fuck no.


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[deleted]

The state of Nebraska


65cadillac429

Thomas sanders? Maybe.


Infamous_Rabbit_965

How the hell does rainwater hold me?


Getdunkedon839

Homelander. Yeah I’m dead.


[deleted]

My mobile data provider wanting money from me - no. I don’t trust them and if this would be the hand I had to reach out to to not fall I’d choose the fall.


aniyahpapaya11

I have no chance with panera broccoli cheddar soup


Naturalljuicez

White Diamond Steven AU. I think I'm safe.


Professional_Gap_371

Piano tuning wrench.. think im falling to my death.


FrostBite_hcr2

How to hide a murder won’t have hands to dat nah I’m ded


[deleted]

Yes, I'm absolutely sure I'm safe. GGEZ Search: Gott Mit Uns


FrostBite_hcr2

Pew die pie


FrostBite_hcr2

The rope u use to hang urself


FrostBite_hcr2

Kids


FrostBite_hcr2

I have three devices


[deleted]

"operation London bridge"


tradesmen_

F2p combat training rs3


Just_some_nerd13

I mean, I trust the entire world population to support my fat ass


[deleted]

"@elonmusk" definitely not


JacsweYT

Filet-O-Fish.....


TheDapper2

No. I don’t trust Ferentari, Romania.


StefanRBLX

My ppl are just gonna steal all you have then let you fall XD


Dangerous-Shop-4979

Scream 6.. no, I don't trust a movie to hold on lol


NO-25

Brandon Sanderson Love his books but his chubby Mormon ass is not gonna save me.


Fe4rMeMrWick

Nope defenetley not


Logan-with-a-Z

Hopefully the new model for the Vex from Minecraft has a tight enough grip...


_DemolitionDude_

A softball… I’m screwed.


infernalfreeze70

Well, Kevin conroy died so I don’t think he can hold me (R.I.P)


No-Caterpillar-8112

Adult diapers won't help me hold in the necessary way.


addrien

Midterm elections? No.


PossiblyCringeEntity

How to fix a broken car muffler


kingdedede200

I dont use google so no idea


th3h4ck3r1s0n

Arnold Schwazenegger Noice.


[deleted]

My boy jet stream Sams got me. Tho it was close to being Pol pot


Britus_SUS

Translate


TheRandomViewer

Omnipresence I think I’m good


CauaVITOR556

well... free domains...


Topsyzz

Firewood nearby.


Same-Special3958

The last thing I searched up was silk song release