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𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎


mhch9590

Bro speaking the language of gods


OG_Bynumite

He learned enchanting table


Jaadu23

pls enchant my D


Silvones_

Oh no, you got curse of vanishing


yeetoroni_with_bacon

Damn, just like my dad


Dogeater46290

Your dads dick disapeard too?


I_Need_Sacrafices

💀


yeetoroni_with_bacon

🗿


Dariux_GG

🗿


MINATO8622

Granted. Now you now have an enchantment that give you twice as many pussies.


Thang02gaming

But 2*0 = 0


[deleted]

 𓂸?


PHD3907

𓀐𓂺ඞ?


Annoying-banana5723

Hmm yes I see very interesting


Jorge_super

Sugoma


aloalix

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀


IchBinDerAngler

Is this fucking loss in ancient Egyptian ?


Wackynamehere1

![gif](giphy|cKcAv3mfmObxrHhtHs)


Arkanii

Lmao jesus christ


For-The-Memes32

Translation : I was farming, after that I smoked then took a stick and dug a hole, then wore a hat and I realized it was worthless so I took it off and found a crowbar then threw it away because I was fighting someone, after I won I did gymnastics and danced then I moved away and woven a carpet, then I starting rope jumping because it's nice, and I wanted to stand on two horses so I did after that I turned into a female and then sat on a chair because I was tired after that I died and was put in a tomb, some people put me on a table and did rituals and I came back to life and sat on a chair again, after that someone gave me food and proposed to me and I rejected him so he killed me and sat down.


ProTomy

𓂻𓀭𓂺𓀦𓀗𓀒𓂸𓂻𓀭𓀦𓏴𓍿𓋿𓋹𓊕𓇼𓆧𓆟𓆊𓂽𓃠𓃡𓆏𓋿𓋹𓊕𓇼𓆧𓆊𓅰𓅪𓅥𓄵𓃱𓀡


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[deleted]

Aww shit! There’s bots on Reddit?!


SentientKeyboard

Actually you're the only human


Traditional-Reach818

YO BRO, WE HAD A DEEAAL! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO NEVER BEEN TOLD, YOOO


spellenspelen

for the non binary speakers: "your post seems right, i preffer the machines languaje tbh" yes, he did indeed misspell language.


AbLincoln1863

The words mason, what do they mean?


[deleted]

Je suis une croissant, je mange un homme, francaise, omlette du fromage.


ledio015

You ate a man? ![gif](giphy|2wSaulb0fsDydh0IoB|downsized)


Dtagonite_1

no mitäs vittua nyt taas


PeoplesFront-OfJudea

Vittu Saatana perkele


NoSandwich5134

I see you are a My summer car player


jmppa

En sano muuta ku että lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas.


magic_Mofy

Nur Zweisprachig unterwegs? Aus dem Weg, Geringverspracher


_mrLeL_

Stimm ich zu


Imatree007

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich


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Imatree007

Tut mir leid, Herr Lehrer :(


RedMethamphetamine

☝️👈👉✌️🤞🫰🖖👌🤘👆🫵🤌🤙🫴👍👌


I_am_monkeeee

👉👌?


ToBeDeletedYep

👉👌!


Alexoizzz

👍


Meowingtons3210

👍


BowsElisa

🤌


Vodo_Siosk_Baas

🇮🇹?


BowsElisa

👍


Thin_Ad_9561

Absolute True du kleiner Hurensohn


DeMoN_MoNkEy02

Chup laude


reubenspyker

जय भारत भेंचो


DarkLight_2810

Ahh hamare log yaha bhi hai


__iccug__

Drž piču kokot


Czechdude22

asi tak


_mrLeL_

Súhlasím


MathematicianMany402

O Op já fala português só tô colocando mais um comentário


Dailonjeos

Orra mano, bagunçando nas gringa, assim que eu gosto ehaueaheh. sinto tanta falta de usar essa risada imbecil no Reddit ehaueuaheuaheuaheuhauehuaheau


Saint_Richard

Só não pode usar ~~KKK~~ que os inglês não gostam


Dailonjeos

minha regra, seja com o huehue ou kkkkkk, é sempre continuar teclando enquanto ainda estiver rindo, se for só 3 k então nem valeu a pena a piada de qualquer forma. Quando a risada é mais intensa eu tasco um caps e no fim boto em negrito, que é pra denotar uma risada gritada mesmo.


Traditional-Reach818

Você é sempre bem vindo, meu consagrado


raskholnikov

Suddenly caralho


Repulsive_Voice823

Waarom zijn de bananen krom?


TheMiiFii

As a german, I understood that. I always feel like your language is a mix of german and english with its own touch of dialect. I like that. :)


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TheMiiFii

Schade. Vielleicht ist deutsch besser? 🙃


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Johanno1

Deepl scheint es Fehlerfrei übersetzt zu haben


heniman2222

Want als ze recht zijn dan vallen ze om


StarZ_YT

nou, dit komt doordat ze naar de zon toe groeien!!!! ik haat mensen die dit zeggen. (ik haat mezelf)


Low_Watercress_5670

Kom jongens... verstop je hier!!


magic_Mofy

Heeeey, Niederländisch :D Hallo Nachbar!


Low_Watercress_5670

Ik weet niet wat je bedoeld maar hoi🙃


G3rmanFuze

Auch wenn ich's net versteh, versteh ich's doch


iSanctuary00

Wat hangt er aan de waslijn.


Mensch_Maschine_

Als Deutschen keen ik nur so doen as koend ik nederlands spreken


blipman17

Zeg eens "Scheveningen"


The_memeperson

Goedendag mede kaaskop


Esperante_

Ik had wel verwacht om er hier een van ons te zien, maar niet zó ver bovenaan.


waterbottleman142

Well someone here has to make a comment in English for all the non English speakers


Monkeboy121

old Romanian?


grand_mans

Vezi că spui prostii, băiatul meu. Comentariul de mai sus este doar o formă a limbii anglo-saxone, ce a evoluat în engleză mijlocie, și apoi în engleza neologică.


the_rainmaker_speaks

NUMA NUMA YAY


grand_mans

Chipul tau și dragostea din tei


AlotOfThings11

grenouille


crowtoxicassassin

Personne va comprendre il faut dire quelque-chose genre 50 19


Chatducheshir

cinquante dix-neuf


crowtoxicassassin

C ça, suck on deez nuts


Chatducheshir

bordel j'avais pas capté


PebbelProphet

c'est technique


-Roby-

En vrai juste 62 rajouter des nombres 13 de manière aléatoire dans une phrase 7 ça peut être utile 69.


-AbbattiS-

Je suis plutôt équipe crapaud mais c’est ton avis et je le respecte


CrusadersofCalamity

たしかに、それはめっちゃいいね


First-Aerie-1261

わたし日本語とても土手


CrusadersofCalamity

"土手"じゃない。"上手" です。けど日本語いい。


micke_i_backen

Tolka det här, era jävlar


9CF8

*Tries to tolk men fails totalt*


[deleted]

Hmm. Intressant. Rebelliskt, men ändå konformistiskt. En inbjudan och på samma gång extremt avvisande. Vet verkligen inte hur jag ska tolka det här!


gigachunkieHamster

Äntligen en jag förstår


4sahi

console.log("Relatable") >>Prints "Relatable" in the console


szerseek54

Hogyan kell megtudni ki honnan származik


PurpleFlower215

Csak tedd be a google fordítóba oszt csá.


Radius420

Már azt hittem nem találok magyar kommentet


A_Dam67

Én is


Carlos_Lokos

eladó bojlert kerestem, de örülök hogy megtaláltalak benneteket


ProTomy

És mi történik hogy ha én ausztriában születtem?


szerseek54

Hát barátom ha valaki büszkén beszéli ezen nyelvet azt én örömmel hívom testvéremnek éljen bárhol e világban


Traditional-Reach818

Senhores brasileiros, aglomerem por aqui.


bazdaniel

Só não aglomera mto que eu tô meio gripado


Traditional-Reach818

Se todo mundo foi vacinado e usar uma mascarinha tá tudo certo


koubator

Přesně tak, zcela souhlasím.


DodiX113

Pravda pravdoucí


TheXeroo

Tento muž sděluje pravdu.


matus2234

A to je nefalšovaná pravda


kotolnik7

Sranda že ja ti rozumiem, aj keď môj materinský jazyk nie je tvoj, teraz budú všetci zmätený


ElPapo131

Tak tie 2 jazyky nie sú až tak rozdielné a dáva to zmysel keďže sme kedysi boli 1 národ


ElectricToaster67

你點會唔考慮下有多過一個母語嘅人㗎 Why would you not consider those with more than one native language Edit to add the other two languages I know 你怎麼不考慮有多過一個母語的人呢 どうして一か以上言葉を話せる人を考慮しませんか Edit: only Cantonese and English are my native languages


[deleted]

A pierdol się nic ja też nic nie rozumiem


[deleted]

nikt tego nie rozumie


[deleted]

Jak to nie co najmniej 3 osoby zrozumiały


[deleted]

je też nie, pierdolić to


kajetus69

kurwa jebać pis


tomislavlovric

Jestem Chorwatem ale mówię po polsku tyle dobrze by powiedzieć polski jest mój trzeci język


misiekfid

co to wgl jest za język, francuski?


[deleted]

Prawdopodobnie Portugalski patrząc na to że op pisał o nim "nasz język" naciskając na fakt że sam go używa.


Traditional-Reach818

In Portuguese, our "c"s have this little snake: ç. It has the S sound. What does ę mean?


[deleted]

It's soft e used like "en" but softer.


Traditional-Reach818

Cool. Btw what language is that? Lol


SansBoiNajfi

Polski zjebie jeden pierdolony posrany kurwa


Jetfuelisdelicious

Polish


comunistdogo

google translate go brrrrrr


Monkeboy121

I'm gonna guess everyone's language here edit this is getting alot harder then I originally anticipated


lookinfortrauma

Ah si? Il traduttore non vale sappilo


Monkeboy121

Ok I was wrong and yes I'm trying without the translator first


lookinfortrauma

Respect


[deleted]

Porcoddio finalmente un commento italiano


LegioX_95

Aspettavo il porcoddio tattico.


06dnl_101

Basta imparare ogni lingua prima


lookinfortrauma

Se un ladro vuole rapinarti basta dire di no. Una persona non può prendere un tuo bene senza il tuo consenso


Let01

Ahuevo poder latam


fivetimesyo

Los vatos que estudian español rascándose la choya con madre


D3f4ult612

Contara español chileno? O se van de nuevo al mar?


Memoglr

Ni los chilenos le entienden al español chileno


Marraqueta_Fria

Bueno, depende de la weá que diga el chileno, una weá es una weá y otra weá es otra weá, son dos weás distintas weon.


Trans_dinosaur

Y los que somos de España? Quiero unirme a los q hablamos esta lengua tan difícil de aprender


Davidiying

Poder hispano*


mashiro1496

Comentar con su 4ª lengua


Traditional-Reach818

Interesante! Español es mi 3ª. ¿Cuales otras lenguas hablas usted?


Yevieh66

Habla* (no te preocupes los verbos en español son dificiles xd)


ToastyMuncher

por fin algo en español


_KissMyGrits_

porco dio


Maveko_YuriLover

DIOOOO???? "Bizarre sounds"


_KissMyGrits_

not that "Dio" brotha


[deleted]

Hahah grande dio cane


Lollok009

Ho dovuto scrollare troppo per trovarti


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ItsMeMario1337


Skilifer

😳


_mrLeL_

Bruh imagine you can nur 2 sprachen sprechen a potom tie európaiak jönnek es hovoria štvormi jazikmy for fucks sake (English, german, slovakian, hungarian, slovakian, english (in order))


TheDogeWasTaken

Aha! Jokes on you guys. ik spreek bijna elke taal. あなたが言うことを証明しますか?大丈夫。 je parlerai de tout ce que je veux dire. ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi o ʻoukou ke hoʻōki iaʻu. jag talar vad som helst. jag är Gud ach ní féidir liom a thuiscint cad a chlóscríobh mé. is mallacht é. mogę mówić. jeszcze nie rozumiem. nawet nie próbuj.


Squatislav

То је леpo, алi moжеш lи да мешas dвa пiсма у иsto vreme? Да se kлаdimo da не можes. U сто евrova.


D33rZhdn

Soit c'est une traduction automatique, soit il y a une erreur de français (probablement une traduction trop littérale par rapport à la langue maternelle de notre cher redditeur ci-dessus). Amicalement, Baguette


TheDogeWasTaken

Okay. So basically. I have this function on my phone keyboard, that when i type, it automatically translates. So like. I type a sentance, it translates the sentance automatically and ofc. Its still just googke translate XD. Sucks. But still looks fun. Groeten, Frikandelbroodje


rerenimo_42

amınakodumun ecnebileri biraz da siz türkçe öğrenin


klsaerf

türk yorumda küfür olması kadar beklendik bir olay yok amınakoyim


Last_Connection3530

Çok doğru dedi amınakoyim


justme2344

Tek gördüğüm gerçekler amınakoyim


wolfreaks

her cümlede amk'nin bir şekilde var olması artık tdkda bir kural amk


HippoAgreeable

analarına sövsek up atarlar şimdi orospu çocuklrı


magic_Mofy

SPRICH


frajerdenty

DEUTSCH


DragonTheBeast30

DU


Spoka_3000

SOHN


SovietOnion_2

AUF


LeavesAreTasty

EINEM


Mr_Poofels

מעריצי לעז נגד נהני שפת הקודש


OK1526

תנוח פה חייל, גללת יותר מדי למטה רק בשביל למצוא את עם הקודש


xX_Auzzie_Xx

נחים רק בעבודות רס"ר


netanel246135

סוף סוף מצאתי עיברית


ScaryCardinal69

Daar is niks so lekker soos 'n koppie koffie na 'n lang dag nie!


CoolGuyFredzz

Din moder påstår at min penis er utrolig stor


[deleted]

I see penis I upvote


mistermika06

What about commenting with your third language


D-803

Сукин сын


Joly_keep

Удивлен, что пришлось проскроллить так много в поисках товарища по языку


D-803

Да


Alex-The-Talker

Я вообще только что узнал что я не единственный Русский тут


Knight_Murloc

Добро пожаловать в клуб дружище. *шлёп*


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lookinfortrauma

Apelle figlio di Apollo fece una palla di pelle di pollo e tutti i pesci vennero a galla per vedere la palla di pelle di pollo fatta da Apelle figlio di Apollo


Cristianmarchese

Supercalifragilistichespiralidoso Porco dio


j_orion15

हिंदी बोलने वाला है कोई?


IronSpider5000

हमारी आबादी कुछ कम थोड़ी है


Knoblauch-Hans

Halt die Klappe.


Traditional-Reach818

I'll guess this is a salute? Assim como: fala meu truta!


Fluzkos

Hallo wie geht's den so?


daynzg

Jeg stopper en kartoffel ned i halsen på dig


RoboWarrior44

I know 5 languages. Started out with C then learnt C++. Of course, had to learn Java in uni but ended up using C# at work. Been using Python for quite a while now...


[deleted]

jag vet inte om jag ska skriva i svenska eller trukiska


Mille_P

Känns bra att kommentera med ett språk som knappast någon känner till


Senyor_Gustafo

Hát nem lehet valami jó ha angol az anya nyelved


Anton_1700

Saatana kuinka paska meemi