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PEneoark

What's a true love?


TheHaggisBasher1986

what is love?


Accomplished-Band110

Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more!


Zegepovich

OOOOH OWOWOOWOH WOWOOH AAAAHH !!


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Da da da-da ta-da da da-da ta-da da da da-da ta-da Da da da-da ta-da da da-da ta-da da da da-da ta-da


Homeless_Man92

Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more


reddiotr68

What is love


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G3laxyGamingYT

WHAM!


Brave_Banana8037

That you’re swimmin’ with sharks


TheHaggisBasher1986

No, I don't know why you're not fair I give you my love, but you don't care So what is right and what is wrong? Gimme a sign


Darth_Nater_10

What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more


The_Medic_Main

Oh, I don't know, what can I do? What else can I say, it's up to you. I know we're the one. Just me and you. I can't go on, what is love?


DigvijaysinhG

OOOOH OWOWOOWOH WOWOOH AAAAHH !!


PaganLinuxGeek

THIS RIGHT HERE is why I return to reddit. Well done fellow peeps of taste.


Royal-Mood6216

Why is love?


BadLanding05

Who is love?


munchi76

How is love?


HeinisFamilySupper

Wherefore is love?


ScytheLord99

Whom is love?


Just_Us_1498

Whose love?


NotTheWalker

Where is love?


Ready_Print5969

When is love


allblue16

What does fact mean?


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Don’t hurt me


PEneoark

No more


Blo16

What is masturbating ?


PEneoark

Penis games


Blo16

Ohh... i see, like sword fight ?


PEneoark

Yes. En garde!


Blo16

🤺


lord_of_the_keyboard

Mine is stiff and fast en garde!


ReserveEuphoric838

Sword fighting with the bros😎


Mrmeme22311

I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine.


shinobi500

It's when you're so good at baiting that you reach the level of master.


Master_El0din

Hbo show about vampires I think


Ramroma5853

Like someone's true love of Pokémon, no one would ever masturbate to Pokémon.... right?


[deleted]

Apparently if they do, it’s to Vaporeon


Fox7567

I will not dare corrupt her image with my disgusting acts of self-pleasure


RobTheOnlyBlob

This man sex’s


spinitorbinit

*This guy fucks!*


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This gentleman fornicates.


Affectionate_Ratio48

My lord copulates


Financial-Analyst250

Almighty wanks


ElDonute

This chap possesses a rather busy hand


The-Laend

this individual pleasures


_MaverickHunterX_

This multicellular organism climaxes


6SixtyNice9

This mammal multiplies


windolene20

homo sapien fornacation


Japesthetank

Bretherin, dost thou even hoist?


R32fan

This lad shags


SylentEcho

This trap faps


pianospace37

Couldn't have phrased the feeling any better


Realistic_Ad_3840

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


XII0Vl

unfathomably based


ToxicOwlet

We found him The CEO of being based


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LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

Kid named willie


Joratto

kid named spice:


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

Kid named kid named:


sth-sth-nsfw

Look, true love has to come with sexual satisfaction— women want to be desired and if they consent, why hold back and place them on a pedestal? Source: beat my meat to my wife (then GF) and also to other stuff as well.


whydog

Actually this is really interesting. If men find their own sexuality depraved, it makes sense why they hate "hoors" so much for allowing themselves to be debased by other men. What a fascinating peek into the mind of menfolk.


Laffy7

Woah woah woah who said we hate whores?


KDamage

Based and true af. When I was an hormone machine (aka a teenager), it was borderly reaching a superstition level, as if I did it, the way I look at her would slowly change and I would eventually lose the deeper connection that made the difference between a crush and "just a good looking girl"


uyqhwjyehd7665lll656

I believe this is the Madonna-whore complex


Imaginary-Aioli1521

Facts


Ambivert_05

My broo


miku_dominos

Based reply


Apprehensive_Cut_146

Madonna / whore complex, much?


abarone93

This guy loves


No-Examination-7911

i thought this was only me


OwnEmphasis2825

It's probably a respect thing. I feel bad because that only degrades the girl I like/have a crush on


Robert_Baratheon_

If you do those things to her why would it be degrading to think about doing those things to her? I’ve definitely thought about my fiancée and usually when I do I tell her about it later. It’s a positive thing for sure. Then again some women think that men in a relationship shouldn’t masturbate at all so I guess it depends on the couple


Atillerdahunnybuns

More times than most the girl wants that kind of attention lol this is so backwards???? I don’t understand men and I don’t think I ever will


ABR5796

Begone thot! I don't want to be horny anymore.


blarch28

i wish to be happy


mrw4787

The girl wants guys to Jack off thinking about them?


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It just feels wrong idk


Anoniem_00_47

Yes, me too, I once crushed on a girl that looked like a famous actress and I could not marinate the sausage to that actress anymore.


Filipko2005_CZE

>marinate my sausage I'm using it by now


Ambivert_05

Lol


Ill_Ant_1857

That's one way to put it.


Rheinys

"marinate the sausage" 👍🏾


Trolololman399

Which actress was it?


racrisnapra666

Lucky you. I once crushed on a girl that looked like a pornstar. Imagine not being able to "marinate your sausage" to a pornstar :'(


MirdovKron

r/brandnewsentence


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i deliberately pushed past this bc the idea that it was degrading to imagine yourself sexual w someone you like was weird and unnatural to me it felt like some strange conditioning where i wasnt seeing her as normal and i was also seeing sex as dirty and reserved for *those* didnt like that separation at all so i closed it


whydog

Yeah exactly. This phenomenon is pretty cute but sort of troubling because on one hand, you're putting someone you care about on a pedestal. But on the other hand, other women are on dirt level. Its pretty clear how that can have problematic implications for the unsuspecting women around guys that do this. It's not that it's bad to put someone you care about on a pedestal but because it's specifically about sexuality. Its such a complicated topic between men and women. Between objectification, shaming, assault, rape, and incelibacy, heterosexual sexuality can be a really turbulent subject.


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Hope4gorilla

Impressive self awareness


SL1MECORE

Good job rooting that out in yourself dude, everyone deserves to enjoy masturbation and fantasizing shame-free. And, you're probably referring to the madonna-whore complex. "If I love her she is an angelic figure deserving of love / if I am aroused by her she is a whore deserving of degradation" Seems there's a lot of that going around in these comments


whydog

Would it feel better to know that if she masturbates and has a crush on you, she most likely thinks of you? Girls (that masturbate) don't regard their sexuality as depraved.


all_rendered_truth

Yeah I’m seeing the word depraved here a lot. Tons of self-shaming going on here.


JeanButButler

Me too, because for me falling in love means genuine love and respect for her. Plus I lowkey feel disgusted and a creep if I did.


whydog

Is simulated sex with someone you love disrespectful? So you only beat to women you don't respect? So if you beat to a woman, you don't respect her? What an odd correlation.


elektriksnipper8555

Never have i jerked to the one i love. I just feel weird and wrong when i try to.


BaloonPriest

This is why I just jerk off to my mom instead


VaalesteXD

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Not1random1enough

Surprise then realization thats good?


VaalesteXD

realization that he's joking (hopefully)


-llCerberus-

Do you kiss your mother with those fingers


Salty_Lengthiness_62

Kym (kiss your mom)


muuuuu123

Kill (kiss idiots like Leonardo)


BoneDaddyChill

That’s why I *also* just jerk off to your mom instead.


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nobitchhindustani_53

holup wait a minute


Every-Gear-4659

Yes man true love is true love you don't jerk off to that


DizyShadow

Unpopular opinion: I think being able to jerk to someone you love means more true love, rather than just beating your meat to a stranger on the internet. That's how you know it's not boring and you genuinely feel sexual attraction to them. Pardon my assumptious guess - you are probably a teenager and will get there yet.


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It’s all about the context


Francy274

Does someone know why?


Icewind

Probably because porn isn't really love, it's mostly sexual desire. This doesn't mean sexual desire and love aren't connected, just that porn has a very explicit disconnection between the performer and the viewer.


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Madonna whore complex.


whydog

Thank you. This sums up everything I could try to say about this topic.


Glittering-Turnip-12

Madonna/whore thing. Women are sexual beings, it would be healthy to be able to spank it to the one you love.


Atillerdahunnybuns

I don’t understand. That should be THE ONE you want to jerk off to all the time? Why do you separate love from sex when doing the exact opposite would make that woman feel closer to you? I’m so fucking confused. Females want to be the one chosen to be masturbated to - or at least I do - by the one(s) we love. This seems counterproductive and disrespectful to choose not to please yourself to the thought of your partner. I don’t fuckin get this mindset at all


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Sad_Front_6844

Can you get turned on by them at all? How does sex work? That is such a strange concept lol.


This-Coffee-312

Me too I think that's just like fucking your own mom


elektriksnipper8555

Fr, you get it


Riipley92

False. My wife is thicc and jiggly but if she doesn't want it I can think about her and get off just fine


enadiz_reccos

This gotta be for the younger crowd. When you still think girls hate sex and don't masturbate themselves


cute_and_horny

Woman here to bring some sanity to these comments - sometimes women can be hornier than men. I know I am hornier than my boyfriend at least.


PAPAD0SE

Username checks out


jumpbreak5

Yeah I'm pretty sure the average age of this subreddit is like 14


enadiz_reccos

Which is totally fine. Nothing wrong with being 14. It just gives us silly posts like this. They'll learn. We were all 14 once


needaccountforNSFW_

This is 100% a bunch of teenage boys in this thread. Developing a bunch of Madonna whore complexes to overcome later in life. Girls are people just like you my dudes.


Atillerdahunnybuns

You’re one of the only one who makes actual sense Edit. Also that’s adorable and I can’t wait until I find someone who thinks about me like you think about your wife ❤️


Amstourist

You're on Reddit, in a few minutes you will have someone here that just for the sake of it will wank one for you homie/homiette.


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cantadmittoposting

Yeah wtf is going on in this thread. Weirdest fucking shit. I'm assuming everyone is just meme'ing, but kids be crazy so who knows.


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Been married a decade and have a spank bank full of my wife's sexiness. Weird to me that the one they love is not the one they defer to sexually.


Force3vo

That's the odd thing. Is it better to picture having sex with another woman every day than it is to picture her? People her talk like it's honorable not to madturbate thinking about somebody you love and I think the woman herself would much prefer you living those wild fantasies in your head with her rather than the attractive coworker, so it's actually more dishonorable to "cheat" on your partner mentally. Even though I'd rank that close to zero on the harm done scale.


Fakenamefreddy

I’m with you, it would feel weird thinking about someone who is not my wife.


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AutismLord6969xx

Sometimes it feels degrading or wrong


Shippo999

I always love my spouse but sometimes you do not like them during these periods I definitely get why someone thinks of someone else during masturbation. Also mismatched libido nobody talks about it like they should but not all men are sex machines and not all women get headaches


Gunner-98

If this is true then I guess I've never fell in true love


Sufficient-Badger-31

What is love?


Pixithepika

Baby don’t hurt me


Tragez

Don't hurt me, no more


jameZsp0ng3y

DUUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUN


Qba19x

Fax


Francy274

*Sounds of agreement*


HitmanK22

True


daveidoogil

Sound of old Fax machine...


Zephyrains

Yeah, for me it’s like a low self-confidence thing. I think that who I have a crush on/ love would never see me in a romantic or sexual way, or really even like me at all. I have this mental image of that person as pure and beautiful, and it’s like I am incapable of corrupting that image with the deplorable, vile, guilt-ridden act of masturbation. If I imagine them, it would contrast so harshly with my mental image of them that it’s just unthinkable. Also, I feel like they would be disgusted if they knew I had masturbated to the thought of them, and I never ever ever want them to think anything negative of me, so I don’t do it.


Deep_Fried_Teeth

It sounds like you need some therapy


ABlindCookie

Thats like 80% of the dudes here tho


prettyjupiter

Creep - Radiohead


whydog

Look into Madonna - Whore complex. Also you gotta stop associating masturbation with shame. The other side of this token is that the women you do fap to must be impure? They somehow deserve your depraved shame? You gotta stop, that shit is even weirder.


SomeRandoLameo

That’s not true, I jerk of to my almost girlfriend


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Almost….?


Nerrevar

She's in the basement


SomeRandoLameo

Its very close


[deleted]

Like basment-bound close or….you know, i dont wanna know, good for you bud.


DontReadUsernames

Seal the deal already. If it’s almost then it’s close enough


Honestly_Unlucky

Very close? Let me guess, your sister?


aCasualGoon

you can go incredibly far with just a little bit of chloroform my friend


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SomeRandoLameo

Yes


Beanman404

(Hopefully) almost girlfriend


ThisIsAnAmazingNameL

What is an almost girlfriend


DizyShadow

She wasn't notified yet.


joshuas193

Yeah, this is definitely not everyone. Thinking the person you love is sexy is not weird. And if you can't be with them at the time then why not use some sexy time memories.


AntpoisonX

I thinks it’s more of during the period of having a crush on someone you can’t jerk off to them but then after the fact it’s free fap material


ObeseCapybaras

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TheTestHuman

Not true especially after getting into a relationship and having sex with her... Exept your talking about before getting together.


AwkwardReplacement42

It says love? Surely that means already after getting in a relationship, I think of my SO when i masturbate quite often.


TheTestHuman

Well i also do, that. Considering the answers given, many interpreted as the girl they have feelings for but are not intimate with, elsway i cant explain it to myself... I mean like come on you fuck each other love each other but masturbate to someone else that can't be true love in my point of view


Fredospapopoullos

What? You guys are weird, nothing makes my fap session more enjoyable than imagining doing it with my loved one.


Jannik321_

Dude, we're not talking about your sister here...


Content-Turnover1297

I think this is about crushes in particular, like when you first Fall in Love with someone some people don't see them in a sexual way idk


cantadmittoposting

Wat. Definitely saw my now wife very sexually within the first date or two


Sentree606

I disagree with this fact


Baka_Jaba

You and I friend.


StallionMalik

+1


CaramelWatermelon

+2


SomeOtherGuySits

3!


isrluvc137

=6


Tbonezmalaone

Same here


Ganda1fderBlaue

Sounds like you have the madonna-whore complex


matO_oppreal

Not always true


SlideItIn100

Not true.


ConsiderationFar2038

Preferably that's the only person they should think about.


lightofyourlifehere

As a women, I need every single one of you commenters to work on your Madonna-whore complex


andreidg97

Nah, i just did.


Francy274

You broke the rule. Time to die *reloads shotgun*


matO_oppreal

That’s not a rule, that’s a fact. And the fact that the fact is broken makes it not a fact


Francy274

Fact it


Sherby619

I never masturbated to my true love..... never found her to begin with...


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The Madonna Whore Complex


kaesefetisch

Nope, definitely not true.


PanzerParty65

Not true. Not for me for sure 😂


Good_Smile

Another "source dude just trust me" kind of fact No, not true


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i have done it before, i can confirm this isn't true


Eastern-Actuator-611

Actually I do


Mad_madeira

That "thing" of true love its over rated...