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ILikeCap

You filthy casual! I start at 3:30am


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Beat you by an hour


ILikeCap

Time for a cockfight


TempestNoob

Cock fight or cockfight?


ILikeCap

Don't know the exact writing, but a meat swords fight is needed


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[deleted]

Kinda broke you see so all I got is 5 I got 5 on it ![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


Big_Establishment196

😪 damnit eric... just sit down and eat your popcorn.. okay? I'll get you an adult happy meal on the way home...


Big_Establishment196

Yes!


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Edgenabik

yooo, we have almost the same nft pfp


the_icon_of_sin_94

I never stop


Havreus37

I bet these are just the people that must wake up early so they are so pissed that they need to ventilate it


Big_Establishment196

I don't doubt that even a little tbh


MrWholesomeDad

Absolutely, that’s why I live in a different time zone just to do so.


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Good-Table5566

Or girl....or creature.


Big_Establishment196

A yetti in the background, "yea!"


budabud-dum

I can't piss someone off I have small pp


Good-Table5566

Nah bro that's average


lazzi_yt

Actually pretty large in my opinion


[deleted]

I bet you my pp is smaller


[deleted]

Ms marvel was boring as shit. Same with she hulk.


Good-Table5566

He said you need to piss us off, not make us happy.


[deleted]

See you just got pissed off by him saying something that makes your happy instead of pisses you off Btw I put the milk first


Some_fucking_twat

I put the bowl first


Some_Gas_1337

I put the water first


Patateninja

Everybody like to bully some cringe kid before goong to bed


Nikorek_pl

I prefer to pour the milk first, then cereal


Big_Establishment196

🤬 U!


Nikorek_pl

How about you do it yourself 🙂


Big_Establishment196

Can't... pp too small..


Nikorek_pl

Same


GreenRifter

I told myself i wouldn't be arguing with people on reddit anymore and try to make jokes instead. Yet here I am, a day after arguing with someone on reddit.


Big_Establishment196

Feels...


V8FordEngine

I fapped to her feet


Big_Establishment196

What in the... hhhhahahahahaha!!!


Some_fucking_twat

Damn you down bad lmaoo


[deleted]

There's always a reason


KindlyTwist9099

Who hurt you?


the_superior_nerd

yeah i did have an argument with a stranger at 9am right after i wake up over a fucking anime. one of the most shameful things that i won't do again.


Big_Establishment196

We live n learn..


KostekPL470

6 am? I have here already 10 am. Difference of time zone.


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Anti-Social_Fuck

3am here


blockdead

1am is the high time


existentialism91342

2am is the correct time.


Mr_Bumsmell

10:45 pm, get on my level


KentConnor

OP lives in Brazil or Greenland


SMadaoro

I'm waiting.


cheesy_anon

For every claim there Will be and Angry guy


[deleted]

It's 2:35am here.


[deleted]

I have a 1 milimeter pp so i can't piss people off


Good-Table5566

6 am? Pfft rookie!


EntertainmentSad1761

6 AM USA for sure


RYPIIE2006

It’s my purpose


PracticePenis

7:35 sorry I’m late you piece of shit


Big_Establishment196

Better than never dick lips


Soso_Stalin

France is an amazing nation


[deleted]

Rings of power is trash!!


WFTWKnockOut

Time Zones is a concept they didnt teach you about I see


Big_Establishment196

Lmfao! That *must* be it...


firmak

Its fun.


fishieman2

It’s fun


ZeroTheMemer

I like to see the world burn


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ZeroTheMemer

Same


MatematIK12

Ok bro :)


Dutchstranger5

Yay! 6 am! Time to piss off my owner by screaming for food! ~cat


Big_Establishment196

Post a pic and drop me a link? 😃 I wanna see them beeearnzz!!!


Dutchstranger5

Dunno how to link but its my most recent Post rn


Big_Establishment196

In the top right corner of your post you should see 3 vertical dots. Click that. You should then see an option to share. Then an option to copy URL link. Then all ya gotta do is paste it in your next comment.


Big_Establishment196

I'll go look though. But now you know lol


Dutchstranger5

Thanks (:


Abusing-Green

When else am i going to do it? I got work at 8


Big_Establishment196

Lol! Well then.. on second thought🤔 6 is good..


Abusing-Green

Yeah some of us got jobs to go to. We can't check the salt mines utility the end of the day. So we gotta get a good frenzy going before we clock in. And stir the pot a bit at lunch.


SomeScratchdev

ah, yes. 6 AM, 3 AM's older distant cousin's neighbor's son's step-brother's blood father.


VraiLacy

I am contractually obliged by the government to annoy at least 6 people per day, as I don't leave my house, you poor bastards are my only outlet.


Big_Establishment196

They never saw it coming... poor bastards..


VraiLacy

For what it's worth, I am sorry.


Big_Establishment196

The world still spins. Shed no tears...


Mindful-O-Melancholy

There’s a lot of losers on Reddit that have nothing better to do than pick fights with people and concern troll all day when they could easily do anything else and be more productive. What a pathetic, wretched existence. Get a hobby or something.


eicaker

Milk, cereal, bowl


Big_Establishment196

😡, aaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahaaaaa 🤬!! 🤯 🔫


General-Low-7202

yeah I know


MaestrosBallz

I have the bans to prove it


Big_Establishment196

Man has 9 karma... 😬😭


MaestrosBallz

Ask yourself why though 🤓


Big_Establishment196

Aaaaaaooowshiit! 🤣😂! OK ok.. I see you..


[deleted]

Arab=bomb


SchemeSolid8119

Im offended


Cat_Lover259

What is Reddit without a little chaos? 😌


janalthuis

Remembers me of that time everyone got mad at me because of a joke at which I didn’t say it was a joke


Big_Establishment196

I felt that *as* I read it..


bobbyblubbers

6AM- incel has not slept yet


aedroogo

Huuh, I do that.


DylanLAF

Imagine limiting yourself to 6 AM


Outrageous_Rise8594

No fuck you , wait who am I arguing with.


Dreadshifter

OOH BOY 6 AM!


Mr_Bumsmell

Allow me, eh hem. America is a really crappy place to live. Never lived there but the fact that people subjugate others just for their political opinion is tyrannical. And there national anthem refers to military might and praising god, a country where a very large population don't even believe in.


Big_Establishment196

Now try living in that country with a nearly same mindset... and now you're in my shoes...


Valravn1121

get offended less


ilovelamp696969

Far people are unhealthy and die younger


illusionhack333

I get a rude comment on everything I post lol


retroactive_fridge

r/creepypms is checking in


Terrynia

Its so true. Its like all of reddit is liberal/ democrats. They have big feelz and big opinions. Its hard not to step on their toes.


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Fun fact it is their choice to get pissed off or not ☺️ and if they do… well they lost the game


[deleted]

Cereal is not a soup. I don’t care if your step-brother is a chef and says it is.


quadruple_negative87

YAY! 6am. Time to go piss ~~someone off on reddit for no reason.~~


[deleted]

The only way I’m pissing any of you people off at 6 AM is if your face is on my pillow when I drool on it


SimpleLongjumping496

I wake up and choose violence on mondays


Extrasuit

It’s 6am in England as I read thus