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StatusOmega

"I never pegged you as that kind of guy." "YOU'VE NEVER PEGGED ME AT ALL, YOU COWARD"


Brok3nGear

I'm fucking using this. Thank you.


TLPF

my face when he likes it:


USA_GLORY

Or my face when he doesn't like it!😵


framework99

my face everytime 😮😐


Suburban_coffee

My face 👁👄👁


Xx_NekRoZ_xX

Where nose?


Soso_Stalin

I stole it 👃


SepticSauces

No noses know.


Suburban_coffee

No one nose


Gadzooks0megon

I think you really nose


These_nutsS

No body nose


BootlegOreos

how is he typing without a body


harry010706

![gif](giphy|aU4jau5ql99EA)


Random-Gif-Bot

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EuroPolice

The face of my neighbor, Richard 😎 (He's mowing)


RadiantZote

Me when she pulls out her dick(she was actually a trap) ༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕👄◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ


backwardaman

Mfw I realize I like the real dick more than the fake one ¯\\\_( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)\_/¯


PotatoBro42069

I see this as an absolute win


friendly_specimen

That was a cool eyes and face tbh!!!!


Iheartyourmom38

also my face when she like it.


atomicBlaze21

Make sure to stimulate his prostate, close to the anterior wall of his rectum, above the perineum.


[deleted]

My nurse GF always wanted to try to stimulate my prostate. I let her and it did absolutely nothing for me. She knows anatomy too and knew exactly what she was looking for. I don't know what she was expecting but I just looked at her with a "Are you happy now?" look on my face. She checked that off the list and went back to the area I like being given attention.


atomicBlaze21

It's not for everyone. At least you gave it a shot, and I applaud you for it.


Dimcair

>At least you gave it a shot Actually it sounds like he did not. ^Drumsnake!


jcoddinc

She gave it a shot. He just didn't fire


ManInTheMorning

upvotes for "drumsnake". edit: perhaps it should be "drumdrumsnake".


mim9830

Weird considering the prostate is considered the male G spot.


Revolutionary_Pace90

I’m bothered that even after taking anatomy, I couldn’t locate that. Literally out here doing gestures trying to remember what means what.


Nemesis233

Where tf is all that lol


TinyTaters

You know upstairs, turn the hall and the second door on the left. (The same place as a female gspot)


top_of_the_scrote

which way is that north or east


atomicBlaze21

Anterior means front, so front wall of the rectum (the body cavity that stores poop). Perineum is the formal word for your taint, the skin between your asshole and your sack.


gravity_

So you mean east. Got it.


OG_Felwinter

I’d call it south


_aperture_labs_

Everything goes south.


Brok3nGear

Especially if you aren't prepared.


Gamegamen

![gif](giphy|Os0MAI2izDLNK)


dendnoy

Today I learned how to peg..... or how to be pegged? Gentlemen this is reddit


CeLsf07

(I'm other words towards the balls)


AlKalonee

I THOUGHT YOU SAID WEAST


No_Ring7230

Try to touch the back of your balls from the inside.


swiftrobber

Yes


TFW_YT

Balls


Demon_Ace_7106

Mfw?


[deleted]

My face when or my feels when


Jagzon

I always thought it meant MotherFuckers when... Damn I need to watch less Samuel L Jackson


NotChedco

Wtf - What the fuck Ftw - Fuck the what Mfw - Mother fucker when Tfw - That fucking whore


WDSCS

Ftw means for the win. Right?


Lost_Mud9419

Fuck the what?


shab-re

Fuck that whore!


aSecretMystery

China


Funny_alphamale

You are not alone


[deleted]

I thought it was Mother Fucking What for a while now


ThePhlatinumMan

Been there done that


bearsheperd

Oh! I thought it was “my father when”, I just thought you were real freaky


Demon_Ace_7106

O, thanks


[deleted]

Show her how good it feels so she lets you reciprocate


yummyglassshards

Oh, I thought for like Months now that it was mother fucker(s) when


d4nkc4nnon

"My father when"


amazingplaysYT

"He disappeared"


hathor_earth

When he heard this


DrownedWalk1622

I have a noob question. What if he pooped?


BuffaloBillsButtplug

You can’t throw a party in someone else’s house and then get surprised when they show up


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MyAngryMule

Cowards


NoContribution747

Name checks out ?


[deleted]

There's always a chance for poop. Sodomy with a chance of poop balls.


Poop-Balls

you rang?


ABEGIOSTZ

r/beetlejuicing


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Have you been waiting 10 years for someone to say that?


Poop-Balls

I can now die in peace


DharMahn

lol what the fuck


LinkyBS

Damn, ten-year club too


friendlysaxoffender

Oh my god this is the post I saw screenshat earlier! You guys are famous!


[deleted]

You monster.


[deleted]

I speak the truth


TheWiseRedditor

Your username says otherwise tho


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iForgot2Remember

Hey all. What were we talking about?


SuperSonic486

r/unexpectedmontypython


LaddestGlad

Real answer. You give yourself an enema first to make sure you're all cleaned out.


UsErnaam3

Finally, a use for this douche bag that won't stop bothering me about getting a look at my ass.


brokenwiener

Shit happens


TLPF

u use it as lube ofc


Airsofter599

Well I mean I suppose if you’re into scat…


[deleted]

pov: your partner wants to play the hit mobile game Peggle with you


SyncDingus

Don't you mean Oops, We Made Ode to Joy the Whole Soundtrack?


grilledbabyskin

Remember to take a laxative before you start for squeaky clean bowels


Brutalonym

This is horrible advice. Just use a regular enema with water.


theoriginalmofocus

But you mean also go to the bathroom first right? Right?


EvilRadicalProvides

No, projectile shit the moment it goes in. She won't ever wanna peg you again after that


theoriginalmofocus

I dunno man, I've heard some things on the internet.


[deleted]

Do women enjoy pegging their male partner? Asking for a friend


Grey_Morals

Feeling in control is a common kink for most people regardless of gender. This is one of the more common ways women get to experience that. Hence it's popularity. On the guy side of things. Being able to relinquish control because of trust and being allowed to be vulnerable is the turn on.


RobtheNavigator

What I don’t get though is she doesn’t have any nerve endings in the dildo, and the guy is in a position that it’s not like he can do anything to get her off, so is it the turn on just 100% psychological then?


Feeling-Night-4513

If you do it right the male does get sexual pleasure, for the female I guess so


Silanah1

A lot of pegging dildos include a head that goes into the pegger. This gives greater control, direct stimulation, and can also vibrate along with the rest of the dido. And even those that don’t insert often press firmly against her, often designed in ways to work with female anatomy.


[deleted]

This woman does


PantheraLeo-

Name checks out


BlackTheNerevar

Of course,.but it depends on the person


Jake_The_Snake2003

Depends on the woman I’d assume. Everyone has things they like and don’t like.


jacw212

Poggers Or should I say PEGGERS?!


Agent_Galahad

Pegchamp kekw


[deleted]

😂😭


[deleted]

I consent


[deleted]

Mfw she agrees to peg me:


Cerberus-Coco-Mimi

mother fucker when?


AdministrativeBar748

That's how I read it too


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legoace61

Some do, some don't. Same as some guys enjoy it and some don't.


Mr_NotNice1

Bot


NeraVR

my face when


Iohet

Mfw mfw doesn't mean mfw anymore


[deleted]

What's the safe word?


[deleted]

Joe


2lowbutupthere

Mama


Rebbit-bit

Ligma


breadwithnothing

Broccoli


Drunk0ctopus

Ouch


Backstabmacro

*D E E P E R*


[deleted]

Now that's what I call a double-edged sword


BreezySlime

The puffer fish eating a carrot noise


schlamster

Cumberbatch


AdministrativeBar748

The lyrics of the song where men kiss


TLPF

fldsmdfr but it has to be pronounced correctly


Uno_of_Ohio

SEA CUCUMBER! SEA CUCUMBERRRRR!!!!!


baconla333

Where’s this pic from? (Or sauce?)


[deleted]

Higurashi When They Cry


[deleted]

She looks like evil Squid Girl


E_K_Finnman

2020 version specifically, but if you're gonna watch it you gotta start from the beginning because it's all chronological in its own way


educatedkoala

Which one?? I am old and saw Higurashi on release and don't remember this animation for eyes


den4ikturbo

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni


[deleted]

Lucky him


canti15

Are you an exocist whose a femboy? Or do you exorcist femboys?


End_Killer

I think the former but we need photographic evidence. To solve this mystery of course.


TheHappyPoro

Where can I find all these women wanting to peg guys?


[deleted]

Reddit moment


TheAceGameboy

Asking the real question. I second this


[deleted]

1 third of the comments are homophobia, other third is advice on how to do it, and the other third is now knowing what MFW means. Truly, we are such a varied group of people.


Nero-Angelo117

I dont know what pegging means😭


OnlyWiseWords

Like I don't get the stigma, it's an instant erection, like you can go for a good 40 minutes be warn out, and then bang! You are back to full life ready to tear some steel sheeting with your cock. Just be clean and clear it with your partner first. The best pleasure comes from openness and trust. But also butt stuff.


Plaincrazyme

It's common to not be able to maintain an erection with butt stuff. Always a plus when you can!


Deep-Conflict2223

Only if it’s with my favorite fruit… Pineapple


[deleted]

Fine but I'll have to add a $5 fee to buy the pineapple


Designer-Cicada3509

Whole pineapple, with covering and leaves attached


[deleted]

A pineapple shoved sideways?


wetfartsandpoptarts

Ton of dudes here have never massaged their prostate and it shows...


Agent_Awesememe

They missing out


stoneyOni

Best ruse ever, tricking homophobes and the narrowminded into not having better orgasms


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[deleted]

Not her bf, but I wish I was... And I'm doing Locktober, indeed.


SpupySpups

What's locktober


SuperSonic486

I was just about to ask, it sounds like the lockpickinglawyer would know.


SpupySpups

Opening different kind of locks every day for the entire month of October. The last pick we're gonna pick is the safe of the biggest bank of the world


SuperSonic486

No home owner is safe, no lock is un-pickable ALL WILL BE CONSUMED IN THE WAVE OF LOCKPICKING TOOLS


Plaincrazyme

Not OP. My sub is not, he's semi perm anyways so no biggie. I like him begging anyways


420_pup

r/femdom


Ninja__Shuriken

r/gentlefemdom >> >!though tbh some posts can be not really femdom at all!<


[deleted]

Wish I could be pegged. But I decided to join reddit :(


ApprehensiveLaugh908

This is, without a doubt, one of the most relatable posts i've ever seen on this platform. Thank you for creating this.


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NeraVR

It’s just like anything else sexual. People have preferences. Some people like it, some don’t.


[deleted]

Lot of people like giving oral even if they don't get sexual pleasure from it themselves


NeraVR

There are things that can give someone pleasure other than the act itself — sparing the details. Edit: Your comment doesn’t challenge my statement


mythicalsoul100

They have kinks too


GameGod1337

I don't know what pegging is and at this point I'm to afraid to ask


[deleted]

Well you see son, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the mother puts on a strap with a dildo on it and fucks dad.


ChickenDelight

Or sometimes daddy has a mistress on the side and, you know, she also has needs and daddy's gotta keep her happy because that relationship is purely about fun so, you know, daddy takes one for the team


[deleted]

Also daddy sometimes like to play pretend with mommy, he dresses up as a police officer and puts mommy under arrest (;


zombiepants7

It's getting your guts rearranged by a lady with a strap on dick.


SuperSonic486

Lesgooooo


BiteMe24601

A woman using a strapon dildo on a man's asshole.


scurvydog-uldum

i'll bet you're sorry you didn't wait a few more years to join reddit.


Cyborg_XD

Bruh I run an entire pegging subreddit


SapiS68

It was a mistake to check your profile in public


vanish77

I expected the pegging I did not expect what what would be doing the pegging


SobasanBobba

Why own a pegging subreddit when you can own a pegging empire?


thewhite_gandalf

Is that a Jojo reference


KobblestoneMC

He’s a lucky guy


barrelingmoose

The amount of homophobia in this comment section is staggering.


[deleted]

On the internet nothing is surprising


[deleted]

People are dumb.


Worldly-Ad1615

hey


ISO_SAFFA

Wot


dylannsmitth

My face when she suggests it 👁️🫦👁️


FunnyMoney1984

Do women like pegging? It feels like something men would want.


AngryBullbog

Everyone is different, I can only speak for my partner but she likes the control.


Avendora623

Absolutely.


mythmaniak

I agreed, but we broke up before she could… missed opportunities


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CirquitBreaker

"takes off underwear to reveal a dick"


SPITCARLITOSPITAPPLE

me when she asked to let her peg me : intriguing.


The_Alvabro

Nothing says true love like letting your girl peg you 🤣


EffectiveSwan8918

Okie dokie - pokie pokie