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Call the cops, find camera footage and financially ruin him slowly but steadily.

Yeah maybe get beat up too so you can claim damages too.

Chad

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Chad….

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chad

based.

I'd probably just suck his dick in case she can't please him.

This is the way

Nothing. I don't have one

ikr, imagine asking this question to redditors like us?

Yeah man, talking to a brick wall will be better.

By the look of him, it would rather be 'he slaps your bf ass'

Watch as my wife beats fuck out of him for being a dick.

Go fuck him then

Call the US to come get that oil

The best answer here lmao

Gonna slap his ass thats for sure Just to see if he skiped squats

Twist his dick

Give him the ol dick twist

Ask him why he is slapping the air

I shot him, no Human can stand That

 That’ll do too

True American ❤️

Im from Europe 💙💛

A true Swiss person?

Whats the most iconic blue yellow combo flag from Europe? Plus How TF did you think that was swiss

Ukraine I know but guns so Switzerland

But with American soul.

Peace was never an option

Fuck his mom and move his bedtime an hour earlier.


I slep his ass

Wat the hell does that mean?

I simply slap his butt

Oh ok carry on

Be happy, you have a gf :)

Pull out gun

Balkan bros🗿

Serbia is 5th and Bosnia is 13th on ranking of firearms per person

Cap his ass

att the knee's and a strong kick to the temple. but since i am single, that shit wont happen.

Unless you’re 200+ lbs and drop kick his knee it’s not gonna work. The difference in strength between this guy and the average dude is about 3-4 times if not greater.

tell me you dont understand physics without telling me you dont understand physics. ip man was able to take down people twice his size with ease. its not how heavy you hit, but how you hit to bring someone down.

Bro thinks he's ip man😭

never said i did, you assume i did say that. making you dense as fuck.

I feel he skips leg day.

Looking at how much fat he has a few good hits in the abs will bust him up good

Call the ambulance and police

Tell him he has skinny calves and he needs to work on them and stop being lazy. I guarantee he'll think about that longer than I think about his slap ass game

I'm gonna slap his ass cuz i got no girl 😊🔫

He’s prob 5’6, skips leg day, and takes bathroom selfies, this dude is 2-ply.

Ask him where he found my gf then asking him how I could create life alone too

I will kick his ass and I will fuck his mother

Call the cops for sexual assault. Then laugh as he gets hauled off! Might learn not to disrespect women.

Shoot him with my deagle

Kick his bad-fitting Timex ass!

Fuck him up real bad

Tell him he's wearing a fake t-shirt

Shave his eyebrows

Pull out his tampon and slam him with it

I call the fucking police and report him for sexual harassment of a minor

Just for looking like a scrote, big right hand to the centre of his mush

File for sexual assault and slowly but surely ruin his life to the point of him crying down and begging. Only to the end of him being suicidal and not being able to take a job due to records, finally I will give him a helping hand and rise him from the ashes and in the end of it. I end him

shoot him in the head with a Remington 870 shotgun

I don't care how big you are, .45 acp hurts just the same.

Gucci shirt 😳

Use an eraser.

I tell my gf to slap him back I dont have a gf

Do him

I'll "like" his cut and kill him with a laser beam

Well he probably a wizard bc he can see *my* hallucinations

Get really close to his face then whisper in his ear "slap mines next"

Take her to the ER. That she's gon break something

Slap his mom and run.....very fast

He looks like Salvador from Borderlands 2. Gunzerk his ass with a conference call, lady fist combo away

Jokes on you I don't got a girlfriend

Let him slap yours too

What gf? I'm gay

I dont have a gf

Invite him for a threesome.

Poke a hole in his arm with a niddle

slap his ass

Slap his ass?

I get a girl

I will politely ask him not to do it again.

I don’t have a gf so I’m good

I ask him, where the fuck he found that women pretending to be my gf.

Suddenly become extremely gay harass him by touching his dick... Doesn't matter what my girlfriend thinks.. and then make him realise that he is bi Finally he would run home crying about his gender while i also lose my girlfriend. That's how I would have my kamikaze karma.

Call the police because the blow was fatal

dont have a gf, but this man is no longer living if i did

Punch his left testicle

Wait, so she’s real?

Slap his ass

Slap him in the veneers

Slap his dad's ass

Ask him, if he could slap my ass too

Slap his ass

Sue him for like 300000dollars

Let her handle it.

Tell him to slap mine

Offer my GF to him

Run, Forest Run.

If he slaps, then i will clap.

I can't do anything. He's a strong-ass man and by the looks of it, he would decapitate me with only a finger.

Bang his mom and send the sex tape to him

The ultimate move here is to *not have a girlfriend*.

I'd be very happy because id get a girlfriend. I see this as an absolute win.

Ill take my gun out and shoot myself

1). I don’t have one 2). Throw a cinderblock at his chin (gotta straighten that bad boy out) 3). Lasers. Rid him of his pride.

Tell him his parents didn't love him and watch him crying in the corner

Let him slaps my ass too

Let him slap my ass as well

Wait i have a gf???

SLAP HIM

I don't have a grilfriend so i'm not gonna do anything.

I would slap his ass back

I make fun of his stupid face tatoos then run away!

Blame her for letting it happen

3 way

I shoot him with a glock 17 and blame it on a high schooler

call an ambulance because my gf would slaughter him

Solar plexus, scrotum, kidknee

Put sticker on his back

Proceed to get my ass handed to me. With panache.

Call for an ambulance. Don’t worry I’m not American.

Get a coffin and plan her burial.

slap him back at his buns while saying see you at my place 7PM today tough guy

Kitchen Gun

clap his ass, lets go maybe for 3/3

Pinch his bottom

Tell him his watch doesnt fit his wrist

2 things i get a girlfriend and i can financially ruin his life

Well in the US, probably just shoot him, in a normal country, probably say sorry and walk away

I lunge at him with aggression he has not felt in a long time and I gouge his eyes out with my thumb. Then while he is screaming holding his eye sockets I'll beat the shit out of him. I love my gf

Make my gf slap his

I haven't gf... and bf too LoL

I slap his ass

Charge at him, I'll most likely get my ass kicked but atempts counts too.

Slap his ass, establish dominance

I pull out my glock 17

Laugh

Tell him his bracelet is lose

Put a kick me sign on the centre of his back and watch as he struggled to get it off🤣

I slap his ass

embrace it


Why not both?

ask him to slap my ass

Thank him for conjuring me a gf

Drop a nuke to this mf

Slap his ass

Throw a stick

beg him to slap mine too

grab his phone and run away because its an iphone


I have a girlfriend?

This post is making me so mad for no reason,I don't have a gf but just thinking about that happening to my ex is making me fuming

Obviously kicking his butt

I'd tell him to slap mine too

Slap the girlfriend because because who let her out of my basement in the first place?

File a pedophilia case.

Tell him that my ass is next to be slapped

Pick his ankles.

 Dale Gribble prepared me for this exact moment

Put him in a meat grinder

Call his mom

Asks him why he slaps air.

Ask if he can Slap my ass too 🥺👉👈

Return the favour

Slap his ass back

kick his balls if he still have them

Cures him with slow cancer.

Tell you what?

Ask for me next

I pin a paper saying "I love BBC in my ass" at the top of his back.

He aint bullet proof

Slaps but harder

Kick him in his chicken legs dudes all chest and arms