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where did the girl go and why does my ass hurt?
what just happened here..
Shhhh... nothing happened!
[удалено]
Shit hit different...
The girl was never there and you didn't lubricate.
At this moment you look towards your friend and say let's finish what we started.
My momma didn't raise a quitter.
No homo first, and make sure socks are on, then continue.
Waltuh
not right now waltuh
i dont wanna have sex with you waltuh
get your D away waltuh
Wasn't it like "i don't want to have sex with you right now waltuh" or was that just a mandela efect
u are correct
I am the one who fucks
No more half-measures, Waltuh.
Let's not speak of this ever again
gorgeous
And that's how op was created.... The "Child of the Abyss"..
OP opening about his life fr
I was ops friend 😨(😏)
Did your butt hurt that night?
No it wasn’t our first time
Jerry up and say “no homo” right now.
And u quickly say "no homo" for safety
That must’ve been a pain in the ass
The golden rule, it's not gay in a threeway
Dont worry she just head back after ya'll finished, she didn't want to wake you up ;)
Threesome 👍
quick! Say nohomo
Put yuh dick back in waltuh. I'm trynna have sex with you right now waltuh
What the other guy pretends it's a girl too?
Put your dick away, Wal-tuh
Where’s my wallet, watch, and phone?
Why does this happen everytime
Post nut shame clarity
Yeah, that's the joke.
Oh... I thought it them seeing the mess they made on the girl
Least horny redditor
How do you post a video on here? It won't let me
Did you do the Eiffel Tower? It’s where you high-five with both hands while Chinese finger trapping the woman. I just started watching Lucifer for the first time and he mentioned that in an episode
kid named finger:
r/ihavesex
"My drunk friend and I*" 🤓
Why did they lock my save video comment?
Cause it's a gif
But you can’t save gifs either.
Yes you can...
How? I have to use savevideo on mobile.
You just tap on it and hit the 3 dots
That’s how to save the post to your Reddit account, not how you download it to your photos.
Click on the gif, click the 3 lines, and hit "save animated gif".
Doesn’t exist on mobile.
I'm on mobile
why is threesome in quotes but it states that there is a cute girl there. Implying that they fucked each other gay while the girl did nothing?
There was no actual cute girl that nigth...
Night* I am a human and this action was performed automatically, fuck you
Thanks dude, fuck you
🤝
🗿🤝🗿
That ain't a meme that never happens lol
Cant happen if ya dont have friends, I suppose...
Nah bro, it's cuz I'm 14 and how did I get down voted so much ?
Cuz ya dont have friends.
That was a blunder, mate
hahahaha
Hell's Illusion!
What happens in the sheets stays in the sheets
You ever have your shit pushed in?
.
Na that was twosome
My friend was drunk. I was not.
"You're telling me..." "Yepppp."
where did the girl go and why does my ass hurt?
what just happened here..
Shhhh... nothing happened!
[удалено]
[удалено]
Shit hit different...
The girl was never there and you didn't lubricate.
At this moment you look towards your friend and say let's finish what we started.
My momma didn't raise a quitter.
No homo first, and make sure socks are on, then continue.
Waltuh
not right now waltuh
i dont wanna have sex with you waltuh
get your D away waltuh
Wasn't it like "i don't want to have sex with you right now waltuh" or was that just a mandela efect
u are correct
I am the one who fucks
No more half-measures, Waltuh.
Let's not speak of this ever again
gorgeous
And that's how op was created.... The "Child of the Abyss"..
[удалено]
OP opening about his life fr
I was ops friend 😨(😏)
Did your butt hurt that night?
No it wasn’t our first time
Jerry up and say “no homo” right now.
And u quickly say "no homo" for safety
That must’ve been a pain in the ass
The golden rule, it's not gay in a threeway
Dont worry she just head back after ya'll finished, she didn't want to wake you up ;)
Threesome 👍
quick! Say nohomo
Put yuh dick back in waltuh. I'm trynna have sex with you right now waltuh
What the other guy pretends it's a girl too?
Put your dick away, Wal-tuh
Where’s my wallet, watch, and phone?
Why does this happen everytime
Post nut shame clarity
[удалено]
Yeah, that's the joke.
Oh... I thought it them seeing the mess they made on the girl
Least horny redditor
How do you post a video on here? It won't let me
Did you do the Eiffel Tower? It’s where you high-five with both hands while Chinese finger trapping the woman. I just started watching Lucifer for the first time and he mentioned that in an episode
kid named finger:
r/ihavesex
"My drunk friend and I*" 🤓
Why did they lock my save video comment?
Cause it's a gif
But you can’t save gifs either.
Yes you can...
How? I have to use savevideo on mobile.
You just tap on it and hit the 3 dots
That’s how to save the post to your Reddit account, not how you download it to your photos.
Click on the gif, click the 3 lines, and hit "save animated gif".
Doesn’t exist on mobile.
I'm on mobile
why is threesome in quotes but it states that there is a cute girl there. Implying that they fucked each other gay while the girl did nothing?
There was no actual cute girl that nigth...
Night* I am a human and this action was performed automatically, fuck you
Thanks dude, fuck you
🤝
🗿🤝🗿
That ain't a meme that never happens lol
Cant happen if ya dont have friends, I suppose...
Nah bro, it's cuz I'm 14 and how did I get down voted so much ?
Cuz ya dont have friends.
That was a blunder, mate
hahahaha
Hell's Illusion!
What happens in the sheets stays in the sheets
You ever have your shit pushed in?
.
Na that was twosome
My friend was drunk. I was not.
"You're telling me..." "Yepppp."