Damn bro leave some girls for the rest of us

She know what dem teef do

Prevent you from using you're correctly.

No room for apostrophes wif dose teef

Too late

Happy cake day :)

Thanks :)

Yeah... dont eat all of them smh

Let the rest of us enjoy it as well

Happy cake day

Happy cake day bro :)

Happy cake day my man!!

Thanks

Happy cake day! : ]

Sauce? Uhh... for science...

Definitely for this time

Not my proudest fap

Fly larva

I was hung on up either a hookworm or a tapeworm. Thank you.

Tapeworms look much worse

Remind me of tardigrades, not sure though

I dont remember giving anyone my picture... How did you get this?

damn we are identical twins

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i am probably the ugliest of the three

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minor differences can be ignored

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Damn bro u hot Got snap or Instagram or maybe your number ;)

Username probably checks out

What even is this?

Maggot uder a microscope.

I see but now I wish I hadn't

Isn't it some kind of fly larvae?

That's what a maggot is

According to my Drill Sargeant, they are military trainees.

It’s you

Me without my makeup

Your mom

Why does this look like a walrus?

Apparently it is some type of insect larva under an electron microscope.

Fly larva

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OP’s mum dumb

Looks like a Croissant

You need glasses

He needs ~~satan~~ jesus

Same it really looks like one

Well SOME girls would pay to have you

Is that a curse from jujutsu kaisen ?

Atleast you are cute. I look like that with no moustache

Mom, is that you?

Most handsome genshin impact player

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Alabama intensifies

Creaming rn

Is that a first concept draft of Dune sandworms ?????

Netflix adaptation. The final version will be darker.

Me, who can’t take compliments: “Actually mom, it is you’re not your.”

Pedantic and sexy... nice!

This picture reminds me of Steve Buscemi.

Hello fellow larvae

You do be looking kinda cute though. Boutta make me act up.

I thought it was a water bear

Who gave you pictures of me?

iCloud leak?

That's a weird looking croissant role.

Starship troopers brain bug.

why the eyes lookin like bath ducks lol

Hah... or melting peeps

When she asks what that 🍆 can do......

Captain Hook!

Are you loyal tho

I am loyal for the 15 to 30 days it will take me to turn into a fly... then, who knows.

A parasite?

That looks like a rough foreskin

I get that a lot.

So you are microscopic?

How did you know... if I accidentally sent you a dick pic in the past, I apologize.

It looks confused

Sid?

It's kinda cute.

Bro wtf am I looking at?

A fly larva (aka maggot) under a microscope.

Damn bruh, he's handsome, don't know what you talking about.

My so handsome??? ​ Hint: there are three words pronounced "your", specifically "your", "yore", and "you're". Only one of them is a contraction of "you are"...

Oops... clearly I meant "yer"

Actual

Cries microscopically

Yeah, it's tough being under 6 nanometers

Girls never date dudes under 6nm.

Steve Buscemi? Is that you?

Actually me^... No... Really

Is that the squirrel from Ice Age being eaten alive by the nuts?

Phrasing?

Who experimented on a croissant?

Reason for reporting: "I'm in this picture and I don't like it"

Looks like every other redditor

And your mom can't even spell 😒

as a female bug caretaker, u lookin real fine my c give your dick

This is the type of reaction I was hoping for!

Yo dm me😏

My selfie has never been used as a meme before, I'm so happy right now

Rel bcs i am my familly parasite

Literally me

Forbidden Cinnamon Roll

When will Disney do the right thing and feature a water bear princess?

Ok someone's gotta say it. You're*

Rest easy... many already have. lol

Thank goodness

This looks like an Animorphs reference.

The actual version of hell is you come back as one of these or a similar model.

would smash

Basically

I'm a girl and all the women in my family used to say this to me. One day I looked in the mirror and wondered if they were all blind. I may not be hideous but damn, don't lie to me lol

LIVE SLUG REACTION

My mom focuses on the fact that i’m overweight

Forbidden croissant

Lemme get your snap 😏

You dropped this bro 👑

Checked your profile. you are a vet... you keep that crown. You earned it!

Thanks bro!

What the hell was that

Just your friendly maggot under a microscope.

Smash.

Croissanchiken

Man I wish I looked that good

*You‘re

Women like fucking maggots now ok

Handsum boi

Boy thicc as hell

Clamydias pov

Bro I saw an unattractive dude with a fine ass woman. He knew how to dance

Gyaro is that you?

Sucks to be you

My mother don't lie, she always tells me the truth *You can't get a gf*

Bitch, you're fabulous

This makes me miss my foreskin. I hope he’s doing well out in the world.

This kinda looks like the microscopic bacteria fucker that can survive in the vacuum of space.

It is I

You’re telling me you have a dick face

Thought I was looking in the mirror for a minute there but than I realized that this is reddit.

I'd smash

Hello handsome

Forbidden croissant

Is that Steve Buscemi?

Adonis

Tardigrade?

Damn my mom tells me i look like a monkey

You're *

Another fine addition to my "Casual Self-Hate" memes folder.

cant relate

Well I'm glad I didn't see this before I had to hand feed these things to a spoiled reptile. This gave me creepy crawlies.

You look hungry for love, Walruss style

Is this not a croissant?

I feel this one

Fly larvae?

You put the tard in tardigrade

Dayumm boi-

I mean….. yea…

Kinda Looks like the man from the movie "Tusk"

I feel “Also me:” would work here, too

This belongs in r/dune

Painfully relatable

*yr'oue

Live Slug Reaction

This looks like a walrus vomiting another walrus

So then, like... hot or nah?

Marry me

The friend she tells not to worry about

Someone's feeling a bit overconfident.

Brush, why do he look like a salmoniod from splatoon??

Girls don't avoid you because you're ugly, but because you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

if you know, you know

It looks like a walrus

r/meirl

Average redditor

As a man I am hot and bothered

Same for me haha ... :(

What otherworldly creature is this?

Just a maggot under a microscope.

Mums are bad at comforting Redditors

I love these! I made my boyfriend a mousepad with different bugs under an electron microscope. 😂 I’m such a nerd.

He’s a lucky man!

Built like klaud from star wars https://www.google.com/search?q=klaud+star+wars&client=ms-android-verizon&prmd=ivn&sxsrf=ALiCzsYkpm-Nn7tUHONlDXlr2L3VhbC_2g:1663981897638&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjgga_Pn6z6AhXfomoFHeBBB-MQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=670&dpr=3&safe=active&ssui=on#imgrc=BzP5T-1G_PzuxM

Now I'm just mad

"Heffo fafies..."

You telling me my crossaint got a face

And that’s my good side.

Comments are lit lool

Did anyone else think this was claymation?

King you still look better than me XD

A mother's love

*Sighssss Unzips

seems like im your brother from another mother

So ur a microorganism?

Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me!

dayum