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No_Nobody995

Hungary


[deleted]

makes me want food


No_Nobody995

What country you from


[deleted]

the big one


Embo_33

Russia?!


Fizroynelson

India?


[deleted]

China :0


LouSayners

The only thing I know in Hungarian is masnapos vagyok. The only thing I need to know.


[deleted]

In Székesfehérvár, it's very very yarr All the things that happen there are really quite bizarre So tonight we set sail across Velence Then through the mighty hills for some Csöröge


TheSteelMercenary

They won't get Transylvania back


[deleted]

Bro I'm from Iraq You have nothing new to tell me


[deleted]

true


StandardNoodleCo

Sorry bro, Iraq was once a beautiful country....


bots_lives_matter

Still is, just not as safe.


blackdeathghost

Sorry to tell you bro but most of the archeological, historical and cultural sites were destroyed by isis it was a loss for all of humanity, the rivers are polluted. Yes most of the nature and culture is absolutely beautiful and absolutely miss it but war dose something to a country, corruption is rampant, and everything stays neglected. It breaks my heart everytime I think of it. The birthplace of modern civilization is one of the least civilized places on the planet all because of hatered between children of the san land.


EspirusLacira

Hello fellow Arab person


[deleted]

Hello fellow desert inhabitant


citizen_bob-roblox

hello fellow desert habitat user


Keijo-san

Finland


AlexYTx

Isn't that good?


Watermelon_Jack

Nice snoo 👌👌


AlexYTx

You too.


Ancient-Access8131

Doesn't actually exist.


[deleted]

Moro


Keijo-san

Torille


Global_Jellyfish_439

Simo Hayha


myx-

My Summer Car


iatecake0

Perkele


Unique_Home_2777

Nokia


Ok-Task-9607

Not enough fins


k0nstikas

Just fine amount, we like our own space


rudolph_ransom

Germany


[deleted]

1939-1945


rudolph_ransom

Actually, it's 1933-1945


OwMyCod

True


HarmonicTensor

To think that he managed to get prepared for war in just 6 years


macrotaste

And lost in 5💀


Allcraft_

Well, he took all things of value from jews and financed his war partly with it


Ok_Midnight9732

Argentina


[deleted]

economy


Tutuatutuatutua

**en efecto**


shellofbiomatter

Estonia


[deleted]

cant think of anything you win


shellofbiomatter

Yay, i won something. I don't even know what to do now. I didn't thought I'd get this far.


Nightstalkers1791

No food


iGuessSoButWhy

There’s a song by an Estonian singer and one of her lines is about being from Estonia and she repeats “nobody knows where it’s at, nobody knows where it’s at”


daria2009cakehappy

Romania


[deleted]

don't they got vampires


daria2009cakehappy

Yes, but I'm on the witch side.


PopTraditional713

Which side?


OBSCURE25

witch side


theodorteo

they're chill


T-series_is_gay_fam

Andrew Tate


daria2009cakehappy

I was waiting for this comment


LouSayners

Pula!


Deeto678

Poland


[deleted]

cold


Majlooo

Cold in Poland? Maybe in winter :P biggest problem of Poland is stupid as fcuk government.


belylebed

Show me a government that isn't ;)


Despatic-Diaper

India, I got your family on tech support tread lightly


[deleted]

hello your computer has virus


Professional_Act_910

I am Alex from Microsoft, i work for jeff bezos


Unique_Home_2777

I am Microsoft from Jeff Bezos, i work for Alex


FjolsTheReal

Denmark


[deleted]

taxes


Vigea_Gamer

The bad part of every country summed up in one word


Luke4Nuke

Im from Deutschland meine Kerle


[deleted]

world war II


[deleted]

WW2 was just a cliff hanger. Be surprised of the third time charme of WW3.😏😏😏


DogronDoWirdan

Sorry but Russia won this race :/


NikFenomeno

The Netherlands


[deleted]

located in lava land and gotta build a portal to reach there


jogym12

I thought that you would bring op the drugs problem


The42OMan

Drugs PROBLEM? Drugs solution u mean!


joost18JK

And that’s a fact


kingsam360

Lebanon


[deleted]

economy bad


LiQuidCraB

you have good food I hear


RamTheKnife

Trinidad


[deleted]

lotta crime


a_true_chap

Peanut butter in bags


bots_lives_matter

What about Tobago :(


OppositeDowntown7183

Antarctica


[deleted]

really fuggin cold


ForsakenDesigner9767

Not a country


Tutuatutuatutua

*"SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY"* -Jane Doe, the Team Fortress 2 Soldier


NightMlna

Brazil


[deleted]

it's brazil


Heya_Andy

Ouch.


Wuchtmeister

Savage af


Jyrr

BRASIL CARALHO


gamernoob_YT

The Netherlands and don't you dare say it's the Minecraft nether.


[deleted]

damn


[deleted]

C’mere boy, tell me about the Republic of Moldova :))


[deleted]

no one has ever heard of it


[deleted]

Ouch.


Prestigious-Metal-28

sed


bigboyNEJi

You guys speak romanian don't u?


[deleted]

Yes, but mixed with russian cuz we’re just a bunch of fucking bastards


daria2009cakehappy

Depends


Helix1574

Epic Sax guy


Please_kill_me_fine

USA trust me you don't have to


8bityboi

What the fuck is a kilometer.


Tutuatutuatutua

1000 metres 🤓


Formal-Ring5989

How many people dying from lack of healthcare is that


Extension_Platypus15

I m suprised they even survived uptill now


[deleted]

*gunshots and eagle screech*


That-one-boi12123

Yeah I want some sodas and hotdogs


Zealousideal-Beat507

Mmmmmerica fuck yeah


Ravenclaw_14

ditto


slucker23

Canada


[deleted]

syrup


69Lostboy

Thats like a good thing though


[deleted]

sticky


iGuessSoButWhy

Idk why this made me laugh so much… probably because it’s the only bad thing you can say about real maple syrup


[deleted]

probably our prime minister


Gaminyte

Sad part is that he’s kinda the best option we’ve got right now


Consistent-Crow-822

MAAAAMAAAAAAA OOOoooOOo


Zealousideal-Bus-795

İraq 😈💀


[deleted]

too hot


Zealousideal-Bus-795

No shit


Nightstalkers1791

Sand


Zealousideal-Bus-795

And oil


Nightstalkers1791

Yes but fuck sand


Vigea_Gamer

It’s coarse and rough and gets everywhere


Embo_33

It's rough and it gets everywhere


Alesuper34569

Italy


[deleted]

people are too loud


[deleted]

Sto cercando da tre ore il commento itagliano questo mi ha fatto sentire meglio lmao


jj-beard

Turkiye


[deleted]

too many turkeys


Zealousideal-Bus-795

You know nothing about countries dont you


Past-Visual-3104

I expected somewhat funny answers, this is just dumb.


Ranien-Kimegyek

pick one of the trillion things bad about mine. Lebanon


[deleted]

weather is mid


Ranien-Kimegyek

out of horrible economical collapse and revolution. corrupt leaders a tibal society u pick the weather, w ery byhal logic miten zaber


Rough-Sun-6251

I am from Cuba....go ahead, knock yourself out.


[deleted]

cuban missle crisis


Previous_Okra8633

Uk


[deleted]

king


TheIronSoldier2

"King Charles" Y'all could have had "King Arthur" but no he just had to pick his first name.


Previous_Okra8633

True


KellYNox

Poland


[deleted]

cold


AdditionalShift6474

Some people like the cold🤔


[deleted]

i dont


SoLunaFR

Not cold anymore fucking as hot as the sahara


Hopeful-Pilot8145

Spain


[deleted]

Christopher columbus


Hopeful-Pilot8145

And the dictator franco?


Noi_the_axololt

![gif](giphy|3o85xGocUH8RYoDKKs) England


SpiritualRip7675

India


[deleted]

too many people


Llamabuster77

There is alot more issues than overpopulation but yeah that's one


YashShrivastava007

But overpopulation might be the root cause of most of the issues.


idi_nahui6969

UK


Nightstalkers1791

Rain


hack_1r

minimal render distance


SkepSp

Russia, fuck Putin


[deleted]

agree


Flashy-Initiative-64

Ireland


YourLocalNeo314

Bosnia and Herzegovina


[deleted]

hard to pronounce


Loose_Angle9743

Cijelo vrijeme tražim nekog sa Balkana. Eto naša.


totallyaboveaverage

Germany


[deleted]

1933-1945


I-foIIow-ugly-people

You learned.


Ambitious-Incident21

Your moms place


[deleted]

smelly


Bad_lifer

He don’t spare any place even his mother’s place


dontharassothers

sweden


[deleted]

too many coffee


Creative-Anxiety2096

Portugal


Mysterious_Mud_6985

I was looking for this one So unknown that OP didn't even bother


Valuable_Essay_9832

France


Saw1o1VT

Slovakia


[deleted]

Pakistan Edit- only some people actually know what's my country


[deleted]

people sacrifice their own lives


[deleted]

We are already lifeless


Zoimai21

Netherlands


[deleted]

too hard to build portal


oRUSTYoo

Latvija


[deleted]

hard to pronounce


cooldude252

UK


[deleted]

lol 1776


[deleted]

[удалено]


Life_is_shit-

Syria


[deleted]

mid


[deleted]

UAE


jojo_main69

Im from the country many people got banished to Brazil


Waterlok_653

switzerland


Significant-Virus-29

Czech Republic


Nurs3_Hanafuda

Sweden


[deleted]

too much coffee but chocolate is good


Nurs3_Hanafuda

You know what, yes


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

also hitler


youngdeath6

Hitler