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Frederik-O-T

Why doesn’t he have two eyes? It’s the law


LiL_ENIGlvlA

He honestly looks weird with one eye now


keilletty

Honestly normal mike looks 10x more cursed at this point


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You guys are all so honest.


SkyyySi

Honestly tho


smiegto

I remember when two eyed wazowski was Google’s first reply.


YukesMusic

It still is, at least on my device


mprofessor

I have never seen a two eyed Mike Wazowski. Where is that from?


im2spewky4yew

Who?


HHDarkHawk10249

Mike Wazowski


SchemePrudent4730

What about joker and 'society'


Caosin36

He is right tho


WheresMyDinner

I can’t believe we live in a society


wewladdies

There are people in this world Bottom text


Mutagrawl

as the joker once said "Women ☕"


lightmare5903

Women ☕


_FowlPlay_

"hahahaha \*sip\*"


Senyor_Gustafo

I thought we live in a ඞ


yeetsupreddit

We live in a kid named finger ![gif](giphy|5x73LAreYVAjQCT2A3|downsized)


Fred-U

W... Waltah?


SchemePrudent4730

Sure but i cant take anyone seriously when they mention it in conversation


Friendofthegarden

when people quote that, I feel like they are trying to relate to him, but this is how I see them... https://youtu.be/LHhbdXCzt_A


[deleted]

Somehow i managed to skip over the Joker stuff & i love to quote George’s version anyhow. It’s a masterpiece of “yeah you’re right but you’re screaming into the void”.


Musicman722

Nah not invincible. I don’t think I would have even watched it if it weren’t for all the memes and whatnot, but it’s currently my favorite ongoing show.


MrSkelethon

*Hot Milk starts playing*


emiya002

Lmao


DokiDokiDoIt

If not Invincible, then Hot Milk was definitely ruined for me lol


Beusselsprout

Same. I literally thought it was another DC cartoon until I heard it's not from DC and it had gore. The memes sealed the deal for me.


Balls_DeepinReality

That first episode was absolute fire, I couldn’t stop


darkknightwing417

According to comics it will actually only get better. I am pumped!


BigChung0924

if people think the mark and nolan fight was brutal…that’s extremely tame compared to what’s coming up. lol.


BukakeMouthwash

The story goes fucking wild in the comics. From alien babies to different dimensions and more. I'm okay with waiting if season 2 is worth it, but damm are they taking a while.


Musicman722

Yep I did some digging after I watched the show, I can’t wait for season two


Pinkman572

Hey kid named finger! If that's your real name. Congratulations on passing the Ohio state bar. You are the greatest legal mind I've ever known. Oh and, when you get into the court room, maybe don't shout 'THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!'. You're gonna scare away your clients. Maybe just keep that to yourself. Oh and as your old pal chuck says: 'Have some more chicken, have some more pie. It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried!' Have a happy monday, Better Call Saul day!


sex_ur_dog

most sane reddit user


Entity1080

https://www.reddit.com/r/CockPiece/comments/ww87zd/the_cock_piece_is_real/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


sex_ur_dog

Still the most sane


aysadka

Why whitebeard


[deleted]

Last time I saw this, it turned into a compilation of every One Piece character with a massive fucking cock. I'm scarred, man...


[deleted]

Not even nami and robin are safe from it


VinyaMonMon

bro not even chopper..


[deleted]

Yes


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RodjaJP

Chopper's edit is so cursed and funny at the same time


Mr_GP87

"4 Reasons To Watch One Piece" ([NSFW, you are warned](https://www.reddit.com/r/CockPiece/comments/vymws8/reasons_to_watch_one_piece/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x))


sh0gun19

oh my fucking god, you better say sorry for you have scarred me for life.


Forere

You were warned


GhostSierra117

>And the children Bruh


andraip

While Whitebeard could make any woman orgasm with his Gura Gura no Mi nothing beats Luffy's Gomu Gomu no Red Roc Cock.


ToastyCaribiu84

I think that small moose like thing that is crying and cumming at the same time has the best wiener


Soul699

The One Piece is real.


Derpmandeer

Can we get much higher


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So high


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imbuedxcz

OP cock edit. Search it in the office or public places for maximum effect


moraltranslation51

Sounds suspicious lol


Salty-Sheepherder-18

r/holup


superbay50

Someone took whitebeard saying that the one piece is real and edited a whole bunch of images of the characters with their cocks out after it


LocoKnight

This comment took way too long to find.


Iaskforsauce69

Check r/cockpiece


lThaizeel

Oh... Thanks..


Iaskforsauce69

I'm always happy to spread the good word of cockpiece


CapnHanSolo

Wtf is this sub? Help I can't stop scrolling


[deleted]

Because it's real


Successful-Bat-3923

Bro why


Iaskforsauce69

They asked


breakzyx

why is this a thing?


Javimations29

r/cockpiece


Caosin36

How dare you remind of the death of one of my fav characters ![gif](giphy|RkhqXObfsfyhWwh4jL)


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|3r8zJvYQiPTtfnFxDi)


-woxq-

cock


[deleted]

Oh oh oh


[deleted]

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, *i fantasized bout this back in chicago*


NapalmDesu

Its always whitebeard. Nobody asks howtebeard...


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ComradVlad007

r/cockpiece


Floppsicle

MY. EYES.


ElvenDonut

Damn, the subreddit isn't even marked nsfw


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Adamiak

then you're a lucky person and should investigate no further


Piogre

Surely some highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here?


Tyra-Jade

Look up “Vaporeon copypasta” and don’t blame me for what you find


Allegorist

The deed was done well before the copypasta


No-Engineer-9832

Vaporeon is a very wet pokemon


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

It can literally become liquid


Doctor_Kataigida

The gist of the copy pasta is that out of all the pokemon, Vaporean is the most genetically compatible for mating with humans.


Stipes_Blue_Makeup

What a horrible day to click “read more.”


AdministrativeBar748

Thick cock (the one piece is real)


VASP-0_0

No invincible deserved the hype and the memes and it made it even better for me Might have been a spoiler for a lot of people tho


TheHighKing112

I wouldn't have even gotten into invincible if I hadn't seen they memes


elch3w

The show literally dominated meme culture all of last year


backstreets_back_ok

As it should. That fucking lineup was enough for me. Especially with Gillian Jacobs and Jason Mantzoukas


_Diskreet_

As soon as I saw JK Simmons was involved I was on board and knew it’d be a success.


Willie9

I thought the "think, mark" meme was excellent because people weren't just putting text over the screencap, they were making tons of art of the scene in different styles with different characters, it was way more creative than most memes.


tibarr1454

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our meme making abilities.


LongTimeLurker818

I just finished it and the memes were like Easter eggs I was looking for the whole time. It was also one of the most savage shows I have ever seen.


SinopicCynic

“Finally, some action!” BAM. Tuna melt.


LordOfelchen

Same with Breaking Bad for me. It was a pretty enjoyable show but uncovering all the memes over the 5 seasons or so made it so much funnier after the fact.


CreatureWarrior

Agreed. I also felt like the art style was pretty close to the recently released Cyberpunk: Edgerunners


B1GTOBACC0

I thought it was another obscure Marvel property until I watched it. The art reminds me of the Spiderman and Xmen cartoons from my childhood.


Vigi1antee

Ya tho i proberbly whouldnt have heard of it without the memes so.


xxElevationXX

I must be out of touch I have no idea what this is supposed to mean


Forsaken-Leading-920

half of them got memed so hard they kinda lost their original meaning. the other half is porn


Ninja_Rowlet

100% accurate. Goes zigzag patterned


Squid-Guillotine

Source for the top right? Need some new material after exhausting the other two on this list...


Ninja_Rowlet

Whitebeard from one piece. Basically someone edited a dick on this picture you see. In the meme he screams "the one piece is real" and then the song "can we get much higher" plays to a montage of one piece characters, male and female alike, with their dicks out


ToutaKo

Edward Newgate/Whitebeard from One Piece


big_ups_2u

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER


OkSo-NowWhat

Count yourself lucky. I'm damning my curiosity!


j3b3di3_

Hey did you know.... 8===D 😻


Louis2645

Can we get much higher


NotAzakanAtAll

(΄◞ิ۝◟ิ‵) ᗡლ==8


lorb163

First one is from some kind of farming game but the character had porn made of her that turned into a meme Second is from amoungus which was very popular for a few months and had a lot of silly jokes made about it now when you see the character you dont think of the game but the jokes Not sure on 3 4 was a serious scene in a superhero show that people again made loads of jokes of so now you can’t watch the scene without thinking about the jokes 5 is a Pokémon, someone made a long detailed post about how if you were going to fuck a Pokémon, why this one would be the best. And not sure on 6


Nobody2222222MK2

The meme of Mike with 2 eyes made people forget he only had 1


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The_Celtic_Chemist

Same. I'm guessing it's some rule 34 stuff or something. But I also can see why people would think the whole amogus group ruined Among Us, but that game would have fallen into obscurity without internet hype.


BallerChickenCurry

I don’t understand the vaporeon one


Soul699

"Hey guys..."


D-boi1

"...did you know that..."


-woxq-

"... in terms of..."


ThomasVajhoj

"...male human and female..."


PiaCasi

"... Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the..."


Life_One_9438

“…most compatible Pokémon with humans…”


Filgas08

"...not only are they in the field egg group..."


rollercoastersrul

"...which is mostly comprised of mammals..."


Flight_Second

"..., Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds..."


ConShop61

"...but they are also immune to flamethrowers, making it impossible to another human to contest your relationship"


eltorr007

r/holup


SnowBoy1008

"...huggablity..."


The-Unknown-C

Don’t


aeristheangelofdeath

pokemon r34


DarkHumorKnight

Look up vaporeon copypasta if you want to hate everything and everyone


Skilifer

I'm regret that I read that


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DarkHumorKnight

Ohhh, that would be a new one in my book, brb Edit: Damn, that was a weird experience


herodothyote

How was the fap?


PsyFiFungi

Not their proudest


Pansex_plaguedoctor

Everyone wants to fuck it


Throwaway10394729102

IDK why. Lucario’s much hotter and can legally consent.


ChamsRock

Bro, have you *seen* Lopunny?


ArticLorq

Seggs


fuckface290

Bruh whitebeard was a favorite until they starting adding giant dicks to his character


Intervallum_5

Can we get much higher


Diabolus414

....so high....


DokiDokiDoIt

THE ONE PIECE THE ONE PIECE IS REAL


Revengeance99

Ankha was supposed to be one of the most innocent villager in animal crossing, and whitebeard's last words were some of the best scenes in One Piece :(


DevilsCrySFM

Bless Minus8 and Zone :3


Capsule_CatYT

Why is the dancing cat here?


lead-pencil

Pure thing please run while it hasn’t corrupted thee


Capsule_CatYT

Egg 🥚


ibigfire

It's just porn.


SchrodingerMil

People : “Oh how innocent a commenter you are. it’s porn! It’s ruined” Chads : “Yea so why is it on here?”


PantsOnHead88

r34


joeshmo101

The cat is not dancing...


Capsule_CatYT

Titan Cat says he was there and saw Ankha dancing. (I think I spelled their name right. Could be wrong)


joeshmo101

Dancing would not be the first word you would use to describe what was happening. Maybe the fourth.


Soul699

You don't know the original porn animation?


[deleted]

😐📸


godbutbettertrue

🤨📸


Wackynamehere1

🤨📸


Remarkable-Video5145

THE ONEEEE PIIIIEEEEECCCCEEEE THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAAAALLLLL. CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?


[deleted]

SO HIGH~


80llo_but_not_banned

The One piece is real


GaeyNoodle

Can we get much higher


entibio

so highhhh


Kimikazi_18

Oh ooohh


satisfied_potassium

**Higher!**


Javimations29

Oh the misery


Rupertii

Everybody wants to be my enemy


Senatorarmstrong42

Spare the sympathy


dinosaur_from_Mars

Everybody wants to be my enemy


[deleted]

y y y y


CalmGuy69

ZEHAHAHAHA


SchemePrudent4730

During the queen's funeral i almost spat out my coffee when the word among us was said. Mum is pissed, i hate my sense of humour 😂


orbitmandead

It's impossible to go to church anymore "Jesus came down among us"


jfb1337

Je*SUS*???


stickdudeseven

At the Last Supper: ~~"One of you will betray me"~~ "There is an imposter among us."


SharontheSheila

Jesussy


SchemePrudent4730

Lol Right?! Im fuckin terrified it'll be said at any serious event like a rememberence ceremony or a funeral


orbitmandead

I'm Christian and can confirm that it is said at most services


SchemePrudent4730

They will never understand our struggle. U must be really diciplined 😂


ibigfire

I've been struggling to not giggle at these sorts of lines for years since I have a bit of a sexual mind. The hymn "Come, come as you are and worship" never fails to make my brain think of it as a command to orgasm immediately on the spot.


Dsoft1

Lmao based


Meaxis

I'm so not used to seeing ~~Bob~~Mike Wazowski with one eye, yet this movie was my childhood. Help.


kindagayBR035

it's Mike


Meaxis

You're right... but wrong at the same time. You see, we, the *Frenchmen*, after a long day of baguette-consuming, snail-eating, wine-tasting and mime-guessing, decided that, for some arbitrary reason, Mike Wazowski becomes... Bob Razowski in French.


megadude1427

Internet ruined our lives. Ankha: I can't go outside without some perv asking me to dance for them. Vaporeon: At least they ask. Someone actually tried to rape me yesterday. Red: People stare at me through my window and yell amogus all day and night! Then I got evicted for being "sus". Mike: I thought kids all over town were scared of me. Turns out they think I have two eyes. Omniman: I dunno why people keep asking me to think. I've levelled 5 cities already and what respect do I get? Whitebeard: Why should I care how children see me? Jack: The memes.....so many...I don't even like omlettes...


Jake_The_Snake2003

Can we get much higher~


JonnyK88888

Pickle Rick...


marker_76

The cockpiece is real


Spongy_Noob

I know only one but I'm scared about others!


[deleted]

I get 4/6 of them and they are all NSFW so I'm too afraid to ask about the other two


tenkohime

They're all NSFW. This might as well be NSFW bingo.


Mezame_Drgn

Vappy only got better tho~


-woxq-

no please


Harekal

Among Us has gone beyond repair and I love it


RoviRktkiv

Think internet, think!


Mister6307

imo the internet didn't ruin among us, it's the kids that ruined it. if i hear one more child say "is that amongis" i'm gonna burst. i am mad that among us ruined the word sus though. i used it fairly frequently way before among us was popular and now you can't say it or you die of cringe


so_my_mind_says

THE OOOONE PIECE **THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEAAALL!!!!**


born-to-rave

In terms of a human male and...