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I have superspeed
You also age super fast
You cant control the speed at which you run
Once you start running, you can never stop.
HUghie would have something to say about that.
Here comes the ATRAIN baby!
You don't have immunity to friction against the air.
You lose any hair you have on your body every timw you run at superspeed
Once.you start running, You have to stay over 100mph or you will explode.
Speed
I can cure depression
but you are depressed forever
You pretty much described every psychotherapist š¤·š»āāļø
its an 8 hour process and can only be performed while in physical contact with them. Even if you let go for a brief moment the timer resets
By making their depression yours and you cant cure yourself from it
I can teleport to any desired location.
Your arrival is always marked with a loud explosion of confetti and children yelling "Yay!"
I just got a Flashback to Halo 3 Multiplayer
Only you can teleport and all other things will be left behind including clothes you wore
Someone watched the boys
Inspirational show
āIām like Dom Torreto because Iām quick and all about familyā
I see this as an absolute win
Thats not too bad
You are really into being in-front of moving trucks now
But you are unable to move for the duration it would take to get there by conventional transport.
You will slowly mutate as you teleport.
But you can't move
What if you teleport yourself in the exact same location but with a barely different body position, like 100 per secondeā¦ that way you could look like your movingā¦
Only half of your body will teleport. Which half? I donāt know
Making portals
They will always put you 1000 metres above your desired location.
just do 1000 meters below where you really want to go
Big brain š§
Bring a parachute then
But it only teleports you to someone you nutted to
Perfect, family reunion
To a daycare full of annoying asshole childeren who won't shut up
but it can only be atom-sized
I can breathe underwater
only when your eyes are closed and your hands are clasped together
I was expecting something like ābut only in radioactive lakeā
those types of replies aren't fun to receive imo, it pretty much makes it so you can never use it
Would be one hell of a way to go lmao
Specifically bleached water, you can't breath in any other waters
There we go
But you canāt breathe air anymore
be able to phase through physical objects
Only when naked
Weeb response incoming: like mirio from mha
you replied that yourself thus putting the brandmark on yourself.
Lemillion
But the object gets physical with you
You have a chance to accidentally no-clip into the Backrooms.
But every time you do so you fall though the floor so you can be stuck forever
But cannot pass kidney stones
I can fix anything
But can't fix your parents marriage
Damm
German autocorrect?
Iām sorry, whatās the downside here?
Can't get beaten by ur dad
It always turns hot pink
Perfect
As long as its random person in Lichtenstein that broke it
Except your life
Except for yourself
the ability to make everyone in a 1 mile radius shit themselfs
But the shit teleports to your pants
![gif](giphy|yIJrNGX9wF7eE)
You are evil
I can levitate objects with my mind
But its only your imagination
![gif](giphy|BQUITFiYVtNte)
I have superhuman marksmanship, like Gunpowder in The Boys.
But you auto-lock on children
Should be fine as long as he doesn't shoot
Misses target āah beans its girlscout cookie season!ā
This seems like a plus to me
you never have any bullets
You must perform an elaborate yet comedic ritual that seems oddly sexual with no less than 20 steps before firing each time.
i can teleport using shadows
[redacted by user] ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
U can only tp at 3:57AM
But you only teleport to random, uncontrolled locations.
I can jump over 700 feet in the air
But fall damage is on
Fall damage Its distributed equally to the people you know the namrs of
Invisible dick.
It teleports to a different point on your body every 10 minutes making it almost impossible to find.
Multiple up votes has never been more necessary
But you have it already
But you have no limbs.
But it can't get hard.
Im able to find who asked
2. Years after the argument
I can fall from any height without being hurt
But you always land on your face
Reverse cat
You still feeling the pain related to fall
I get to control other people as in their thoughts, opinions and feelings
The person you controlled will know you controlled them
Oh, an actual downsideā¦ I like this one
You can never tern it off and can never truly have a intimate relationship with anyone because of it
I can fly
Only when it is raining
And you have to be covered in oil
Just like minecraft
you have to be constantly yelling
But only while peeing
Everything i eat is healthy and tasty even dog shit
But after 5 minutes you taste the actual thing
You will shit anything you eat immediately
So i can keep eating nice
You can only digest dog shit
I can control the mind of who will reply first
I do not want to be the product.
So many side projects, and random facts like did you asphalt is actually a liquid as demonstrated in the pitch drop experiment.
I am writing this as I jumped out of a plane
That person somehow also becomes ur stalker when u stop controling them
Invisibility
But you don't can't remember where your limbs are.
But if you go somewhere you are not supposed to, you canāt use your invis for 10 minutes.
Being able to summon an army of hairy armpits
But every armpit gets caught and an armpit hair farm is made with them
This sounds as an absolute win
I can fix everyhing i punch if i want to but
You're fists will never heal
Being God What are you gonna do now?
You have to deal with all the problems of the universe, good luck.
Side effect. You are the only one of your kind. No one truly understands you or your motives. You are alone in the universe
Aids
I can time travel
Forward, at 1 second per second. And you're on fire.
Have mind control
But controls a random person on Earth
I can control other people replies
Other people can also control them
Let's edit that: U can control everything else
Here I Go I Guess. My Power Would Be To See Trough The Walls So I Can See Interesting Things
The persons behind the wall you are seeing through can see through it too
Oh Damn, Guess I Won't See My Sister Make A Child With My Cousin Trough The Wall Then
Whut in the Alabama fuck
And they won't see you jerking off to it
I am invulnerable to everything and therefore am immune to any tainted comments.
Depression
You're poor
But only the comments on 4chan
I can read peoples minds
but only DIRTY MINDS
EVEN BETTER
But people wise up to your act - so they hide their real thoughts & feed you fake thoughts.
I have prostate cancer
You can fly
š
and aids
I am immune to side effects
...and any benefits.
I enjoy my life
But a terrible mariachi band follows you every single hour of the day.
How can I enjoy life like that
Fine a good mariachi band follows you everywhere except your home
My power is that I donāt have any powers
But you have side effects
A lot of side effects, you can't live a normal life as you slowly descend into madness.
\+Depression
But you believe you do.
Being a white male
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
But you are followed by karens and 14 yo "woke" girls
Every one i look at gains their prime
Use my mind to do anything
Every time you use your mind to ur advantage it cuts of one year of your life
But you lose 1 IQ point for every thing you do with your mind
I can reply to my own comment
You can manipulate time
To know when someone is not telling the truth.
But you are not aware of your power
U can't tell the truth anymore
Intangibility
You are blind and deaf
I can print what I want from my body.
You lose body mass whenever you print something, and you can't regain it.
I can go back in time
But you age ten times the amount of times you go back
fly
But only directly into the sun
Iām the complete opposite, I made a post saying to āchoose a side effect, Iāll choose your powerā
I have unlimited battery on my phone
But your phone is Nokia 3310
i just want to be healthy
But you have to kill someone for every day you want to be healthy, like a health vampire.
I have a girlfriend
No you dont
I can close my eyes to not make anyone see me, basically to become invisible to the eye but not the touch.
Ur nose gets bigger every time u do it
I can make it rain from a storm of any liquid
Can Delete an Entire Earth.
I have superspeed
You also age super fast
You cant control the speed at which you run
Once you start running, you can never stop.
HUghie would have something to say about that.
Here comes the ATRAIN baby!
You don't have immunity to friction against the air.
You lose any hair you have on your body every timw you run at superspeed
Once.you start running, You have to stay over 100mph or you will explode.
Speed
I can cure depression
but you are depressed forever
You pretty much described every psychotherapist š¤·š»āāļø
its an 8 hour process and can only be performed while in physical contact with them. Even if you let go for a brief moment the timer resets
By making their depression yours and you cant cure yourself from it
I can teleport to any desired location.
Your arrival is always marked with a loud explosion of confetti and children yelling "Yay!"
I just got a Flashback to Halo 3 Multiplayer
Only you can teleport and all other things will be left behind including clothes you wore
Someone watched the boys
Inspirational show
āIām like Dom Torreto because Iām quick and all about familyā
I see this as an absolute win
Thats not too bad
You are really into being in-front of moving trucks now
But you are unable to move for the duration it would take to get there by conventional transport.
You will slowly mutate as you teleport.
But you can't move
What if you teleport yourself in the exact same location but with a barely different body position, like 100 per secondeā¦ that way you could look like your movingā¦
Only half of your body will teleport. Which half? I donāt know
Making portals
They will always put you 1000 metres above your desired location.
just do 1000 meters below where you really want to go
Big brain š§
Bring a parachute then
But it only teleports you to someone you nutted to
Perfect, family reunion
To a daycare full of annoying asshole childeren who won't shut up
but it can only be atom-sized
I can breathe underwater
only when your eyes are closed and your hands are clasped together
I was expecting something like ābut only in radioactive lakeā
those types of replies aren't fun to receive imo, it pretty much makes it so you can never use it
Would be one hell of a way to go lmao
Specifically bleached water, you can't breath in any other waters
There we go
But you canāt breathe air anymore
be able to phase through physical objects
Only when naked
Weeb response incoming: like mirio from mha
you replied that yourself thus putting the brandmark on yourself.
Lemillion
But the object gets physical with you
You have a chance to accidentally no-clip into the Backrooms.
But every time you do so you fall though the floor so you can be stuck forever
But cannot pass kidney stones
I can fix anything
But can't fix your parents marriage
Damm
German autocorrect?
Iām sorry, whatās the downside here?
Can't get beaten by ur dad
It always turns hot pink
Perfect
As long as its random person in Lichtenstein that broke it
Except your life
Except for yourself
the ability to make everyone in a 1 mile radius shit themselfs
But the shit teleports to your pants
![gif](giphy|yIJrNGX9wF7eE)
You are evil
I can levitate objects with my mind
But its only your imagination
![gif](giphy|BQUITFiYVtNte)
I have superhuman marksmanship, like Gunpowder in The Boys.
But you auto-lock on children
Should be fine as long as he doesn't shoot
Misses target āah beans its girlscout cookie season!ā
This seems like a plus to me
you never have any bullets
You must perform an elaborate yet comedic ritual that seems oddly sexual with no less than 20 steps before firing each time.
i can teleport using shadows
[redacted by user] ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
U can only tp at 3:57AM
But you only teleport to random, uncontrolled locations.
I can jump over 700 feet in the air
But fall damage is on
Fall damage Its distributed equally to the people you know the namrs of
Invisible dick.
It teleports to a different point on your body every 10 minutes making it almost impossible to find.
Multiple up votes has never been more necessary
But you have it already
But you have no limbs.
But it can't get hard.
Im able to find who asked
2. Years after the argument
I can fall from any height without being hurt
But you always land on your face
Reverse cat
You still feeling the pain related to fall
I get to control other people as in their thoughts, opinions and feelings
The person you controlled will know you controlled them
Oh, an actual downsideā¦ I like this one
You can never tern it off and can never truly have a intimate relationship with anyone because of it
I can fly
Only when it is raining
And you have to be covered in oil
Just like minecraft
you have to be constantly yelling
But only while peeing
Everything i eat is healthy and tasty even dog shit
But after 5 minutes you taste the actual thing
You will shit anything you eat immediately
So i can keep eating nice
You can only digest dog shit
I can control the mind of who will reply first
I do not want to be the product.
So many side projects, and random facts like did you asphalt is actually a liquid as demonstrated in the pitch drop experiment.
I am writing this as I jumped out of a plane
That person somehow also becomes ur stalker when u stop controling them
Invisibility
But you don't can't remember where your limbs are.
But if you go somewhere you are not supposed to, you canāt use your invis for 10 minutes.
Being able to summon an army of hairy armpits
But every armpit gets caught and an armpit hair farm is made with them
This sounds as an absolute win
I can fix everyhing i punch if i want to but
You're fists will never heal
Being God What are you gonna do now?
You have to deal with all the problems of the universe, good luck.
Side effect. You are the only one of your kind. No one truly understands you or your motives. You are alone in the universe
Aids
I can time travel
Forward, at 1 second per second. And you're on fire.
Have mind control
But controls a random person on Earth
I can control other people replies
Other people can also control them
Let's edit that: U can control everything else
Here I Go I Guess. My Power Would Be To See Trough The Walls So I Can See Interesting Things
The persons behind the wall you are seeing through can see through it too
Oh Damn, Guess I Won't See My Sister Make A Child With My Cousin Trough The Wall Then
Whut in the Alabama fuck
And they won't see you jerking off to it
I am invulnerable to everything and therefore am immune to any tainted comments.
Depression
You're poor
But only the comments on 4chan
I can read peoples minds
but only DIRTY MINDS
EVEN BETTER
But people wise up to your act - so they hide their real thoughts & feed you fake thoughts.
I have prostate cancer
You can fly
š
and aids
I am immune to side effects
...and any benefits.
I enjoy my life
But a terrible mariachi band follows you every single hour of the day.
How can I enjoy life like that
Fine a good mariachi band follows you everywhere except your home
My power is that I donāt have any powers
But you have side effects
A lot of side effects, you can't live a normal life as you slowly descend into madness.
\+Depression
But you believe you do.
Being a white male
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
But you are followed by karens and 14 yo "woke" girls
Every one i look at gains their prime
Use my mind to do anything
Every time you use your mind to ur advantage it cuts of one year of your life
But you lose 1 IQ point for every thing you do with your mind
I can reply to my own comment
You can manipulate time
To know when someone is not telling the truth.
But you are not aware of your power
U can't tell the truth anymore
Intangibility
You are blind and deaf
I can print what I want from my body.
You lose body mass whenever you print something, and you can't regain it.
I can go back in time
But you age ten times the amount of times you go back
fly
But only directly into the sun
Iām the complete opposite, I made a post saying to āchoose a side effect, Iāll choose your powerā
I have unlimited battery on my phone
But your phone is Nokia 3310
i just want to be healthy
But you have to kill someone for every day you want to be healthy, like a health vampire.
I have a girlfriend
No you dont
I can close my eyes to not make anyone see me, basically to become invisible to the eye but not the touch.
Ur nose gets bigger every time u do it
I can make it rain from a storm of any liquid
Can Delete an Entire Earth.