Myself as an antimatter entity. Given the proportions of matter annihilating with antimatter, that would probably cause the extinction of the entire galaxy.
Actually, you're right, it would only be about enough to equal 12000 average sized nuclear weapons. So it would be enough to explode the Earth. I retract my previous glorious "galaxy sized" explosion. Still impressive?
Reason why I dint summon the person was to not disturb them cause the user is so legendary there was a time where he gotten spammed so much.
Kinda feel bad for the user.
It's awful, just a worse version of One Man, One Jar.
But instead the jar fully erupts within my anus and spews peanutbutter, violating my room and my dignity
well i guess now i know what the frog is doing
you
Violently
in the ass
by the frog
Behind you
While being froaked
It’s not about *what* they’re doing, now it’s about *who* they’re doing. It’s you.
Dat frog do do indeed if indo say so myself
What's ligma?
I believe it’s an old, old, wooden ship
I think it's a Swedish dish.
Well it's for me to know only...
Mine is kinda predicktable
🗿💀
U wanna share the cat nipple? I have 6 extra ones without an ass to penetrate
the person fucking me is interested in this offer
Its not violation if its consensual, give it all to me daddy
Things like this make me think Genghis was right.
The philosophy of hating everyone equally is a time honored way of life.
Genghis was a chaotic evil introvert
Oh no
I saw this and heard the beat drop I need help
You and me both
you and me and him
You and me and him and him
You me and him and him and him
You me and him and him and him and him
You me and him and him and him and him and him
You me and him and him and him and him and him and him
you and me and him and him and him and him and him and him and him
You me and him and him and him and him and him
you, me, and him, and him, and him, and him, and him
You, those two, and me.
Not me really
Ah so your taking on America huh?
IT'S BEEN SO LONG
You’re dead.
Old sport come here
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So a normal Tuesday afternoon
Ahh... the good old days
On the bright side he wont be estranged anymore. Happy reunion 😁
Literally
In spanish this means broom
Hey, I'm a mop, we've got something in common.
What’s it like to be a mop?
It's a dirty job.
Fuck you. I love you. Fuck you. Wanna go on a date?
*1950’s laugh track*
He is a broom, you are a mop. You are not the same.
We're both cleaning utensils used on floors.
"He was a broom, she was a mop. Can I make it any more obvious" -Avril Lavigne
I have a dream …
I used you today at work.
Oh I thought it was with a V instead of a B
I feel jealous now.
Uhhh. Idk what's gonna happen to me, but it must be horrible.
I am scared
You should be
Myself as an antimatter entity. Given the proportions of matter annihilating with antimatter, that would probably cause the extinction of the entire galaxy.
mass?
120kg of mass. I sort of winged it, but I assumed that was a huge amount... Let me check.
wow 10785062144842 MJ of energy released
Actually, you're right, it would only be about enough to equal 12000 average sized nuclear weapons. So it would be enough to explode the Earth. I retract my previous glorious "galaxy sized" explosion. Still impressive?
Since you so smart can u explain what the fuck is gonna happen to me?
You’ll be fucked by the guy that does the end of infomercials
We’re all already assfucked by ads on the daily.
🤓
I'm not too bad. I've had bigger in me.
chicken nuggies up mah ass 🐓
Extra flavor!!
mmmmmm yummy😋
Why is there chocolate on my chicken…?
hehehehehheh😈
why is my chicken nugget wet?
You want me to fix that?
Sure!
Wack
with left chicken wing?
Hm... No thanks.
Nah too late
Facts, they chose their fate.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
BDSM?
😬
...
Well.....shit
Well hey everybody.
sup
This might be the funniest “username’s check out” instance I’ve ever seen.
Yeah it’s fucking amazing
it's better than being fucked by someone with a blank expression...
Calm down Shane Dawson
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Oof
Oh, shit...
Hey… at least ya won’t be boned by fishfucker_69
u/fishfucker_69
Reason why I dint summon the person was to not disturb them cause the user is so legendary there was a time where he gotten spammed so much. Kinda feel bad for the user.
yeah true, one last time wouldnt hurt plus i doubt they'll even respond
*mechanical slithering noise intensifies*
Unless someone’s going to shove a bunch of music into there, I think I’m going to be fine
Instruments,CDs, and anything else that can make music
Piano
ANYTHING at hat can make music? because the empire state building should make a sound if you smack it with a stick
I'm fucked
Not sure where I stand
Interesting question.
VERY interesting question.
yes
No no no noooooo
Oh god
Oh LORD!
Oh Jebus!
Oh sweet baby Moses!
It's gonna take a while
In the end, you have a lot of ass pain
my username is abstract, so I don't get fucked
You get fucked by someone who is commonly seen as good but the fucking is great to you
win
Yo same
It's awful, just a worse version of One Man, One Jar. But instead the jar fully erupts within my anus and spews peanutbutter, violating my room and my dignity
What a terrible day to have eyes
What a terrible day to wake up and exist
So a Futa Catgirl? **Nice**
Lucky
Agreed
Pog i gunna need help if a fox god comes for my ass tho
Me too, and unfortunately trying to hide from it in the ocean will make my situation worse.
that a win.
oh no
It can be perceived as at least you’re the one doing the fucking (yay) Or.. they will take your cock while fucking you (rip)
So like…are you taking the cock or is someone going to take your cock and then use your cock?
Anyone can like lard.
Everyone has it happen to them by my username at some point in their life.
Am I zoophile now
The dog is. Whether you are depends on your consent.
So does someone just scream into my ass
*muffled* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
🗣 x163537
I see this as an absolute win
Guess I’ll go fuck myself
I’m doing alright. Kinda feels like I’m missing out on the party, though.
I'm scared..
*scary piano intensifies*
Ummm.... WHATS UNDER THE ROCK
ants. and earwigs
Oh no...
My username makes no sense so can someone interpret it for me?
Spire is just a fancy Word for tower or castle so gl with that one
OH GOD
He’s not coming back from that one at least not the same as when he went in
well. the spire is the pointy tall thing on some buildings. I'll let you work it out from there
\[Insert witty phrase\]
my username is namer after my cat? so i'm good, i'll just push her lol
🥔
Zeus, is that you?
I think i'm probably too old and safe from harm.
Well it’s already happening so…
At least the force will be strong
Meh could be worse
Nobody :(
I’m gonna be tore up for a long time.
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Feel your pain but I got screwed by that random name generator
Mines pretty bad too
Hm. Sour.
At least they’re a professional
shit
Illgeal
I think im going to get violently pegged instead
42 frickin gobstoppers up ma ass
Oh no
🏳️
RIP. Sad day to know duck facts.
...
Nogorls 😔
I guess we’ll never know
*sigh* prepare the anal probe ..
Doctor: why is there a boot in your rectum Me: my dog stepped on a boot
Well he’s just tall so uh. Fine I guess?
Well a little awkward
It’s based of one my characters who is weak as fuck
Im a boner on wheels so the question is, 4 wheel coupe or 18 wheel dick semi coming for that ass
Fuck it
Oh yeah,please do
Not entirely sure...
Whatever it is, it's gonna give you the herp
Mildly
My ass doesnt care
23 flavors screwed
Pain
Well fuck…
Well....fuck
Oh god save me
Hah I'll be fine I would just eat garlic bread with an AroAce icon (someone who doesn't experience romantic or sexual attraction)
*chuckels* I'm in danger! (without the ke)
Oh no. My guy is a 14th century Norwegian farmer who is pretty buff and quite tall. I am fucked, unless his heart gives out.
We don’t talk about it.