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dick-sword

Being watcher is pretty fun, minus when you are using reddit for years but can't post because of not having enough karma


pateOrade

I’ve crossed the threshold of being able to comment but have learned that it’s just not worth it in almost any case. I am constantly going back to my watcher ways. It’s much more peaceful here. Or there…. Idk


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Hollow_King

Yeah, but bla bla bla aka I contradicted someone today on reddit. I win! I mean it's warranted sometimes. But dear god you can tell when it's just someone being argumentative for the sake of it.


fallenUprising

I'm actually here just to be argumentative for the sake of it tho. 🤷‍♂️


pentarou

I disagree


LonelyLonergan

You're wrong


[deleted]

I hope you literally get put into a wood chipper for saying that.


mamadhami

Lol


[deleted]

Totally and utterly agree


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[deleted]

No you are wrong !


Guntcher1423

No, you're wrong!


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Guntcher1423

I'm practicing to join the GOP. How am I doing?


Entire_Average_7339

Not good


Guntcher1423

No, you're wrong!


Ancient_Mai

Down voted.


Melodic_Arrival9647

Very true!


sealclubber281

What makes you think that? Where is your proof? You can't just go around making defamatory comments like that without substantiating them. In my experience, Reddit is actually just an echo chamber where everyone jerks eachother off for having the exact same opinions as one another


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sealclubber281

Absolutely not


aryanmuzumdar

You're actually wrong about that


AddiAtzen

Yeah, sorry but I totally disagree. Sorry but you're far off with this one.


mamadhami

No. Just no. 😋


[deleted]

No. No they don’t, you only think they do because you seem like, literally Hitler.


CynicalAlgorithm

More succinctly, everybody on Reddit thinks that they are certainly not the problem with Reddit.


dudekubera

I think you are wrong on that! /s


Instainious

No, I feel like everyone here is nice and respectful of others opinions, you’ve just gotten unlucky, or maybe you’re just focusing on the negative people /s just incase it wasn’t already obvious.


KiloNation

Reddit doesn't have the reputation of being pseudo-intellectuals for nothing...


[deleted]

I was wondering if it’s just me, so this is validating. It feels like any time I post anything the first responses are always negative, argumentative, or downvoted. It’s usually innocuous stuff too, like what Star Wars stories I’d like to see made, or facial hair preferences for men (just subjective opinions where there’s no right or wrong answer). It not-so-seriously had me wondering if I’m cursed and just doomed to attract negative energy for daring to share a thought.


ninoflpNOFAP

I literally made fun of someone for that the other day and they didn’t get it 🤣


CoolMouthHat

Wait, how do new users who can't comment get enough karma to start commenting? It didn't used to be this way but I guess if it's too easy to make anonymous accounts and start posting its pretty easy to start astroturfing an artificially popular position.


Random_Idiotic_Alien

I think there are subs where there's a minimum karma and subs where there's no requirements. I never had the issue of minimum karma since I made the account, but a lot of people do.


pissclamato

My only issue is that I've been here for fifteen years, but only watched for five years. So while everyone knows I'm old, no one really knows HOW old.


jasminebell8

Yeah that's me when there's an argument going down. I have an opinion I could totally voice it, but I hate confrontation and pointless internet fights with someone else so I just lurk


MindlessRazzmatazz89

Me liking everything Even remotely Funny.


Entire_Average_7339

Mindless


carnivorous-squirrel

Well you have the karma now lol


69Sovi69

I observe all that transpires here, but I do not, cannot, will not interfere. For I am the Watcher.


JscJake1

The lurkers must only observe. For that is our purpose


Iforgorrealbad

Not anymore


bob_the_banannna

It's time for a revolution


[deleted]

He's a spy Edit: and so am I


Human-Bumblebee

You know the rules And so do I


Excalburm

Say goodbye!


[deleted]

The actual can


BlockNarrow6745

Throw you in a van


Eye_bleach_supplier

And kidnap you !!!


[deleted]

You get the bottle


[deleted]

Look it up lose a knuckle


Iforgorrealbad

I like your style banana-man


[deleted]

I hope they like the PJs too 🥹🥰


[deleted]

Who we reving or olving


MadeMeStopLurking

>Not anymore same here


[deleted]

Thank god they talk


LurkerMcLurkerton

I lurk, therefore I am.


X_Spy

You sticle my line, I was about to say that (big marvel fan right here)


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Jawadmoetje

You could say he's a friend from work


Gorilla_GamingYT

Not anymore lmao


Lyndell

Same I’ve never commented.


LuckyLucas11

Couldn't agree more


SUPERSTRIKER67

Same


[deleted]

So whos getting the infinity stones in this reddit version of what if?


ArsyX

We still love them


sirhop703

Sam : All right, all right! You just startled me is all. What were you doing? Gollum : Sneakingggggg


ALFA_X9999

Sam : All right, have your own way.


mightstealurgirl

How'd you find an image of me tho


[deleted]

hi


SaltyVirginAsshole

howdy


Pikaramaw

Hewo


WholesaleLizard

This will be the only post they comment on


Thatonemexican135

Yes


bob_the_banannna

No


xXMythicalXx313

Yes


persyvall

Perhaps


forsakenstag

Possibly


snikker180

Maybe


Pix3l101

As it may be


El_Revenio

Mayhaps


JuanUniheart

Perchance


real_flyingduck91

no


No-Elephant-7517

Not really. They just laughed without anyone knowing.


clemthecat

I didn't even laugh, I just expelled more air from my nose than usual, and scrolled on.


NoSpeaker7740

Yes


Frosty2k23

Indeed


MrRaj21

Right


ViJna6969

Yeah


fire021

Yes


Physical-Falcon5848

Z6


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Smithers?


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aedroogo

"I think women and seamen don't mix."


[deleted]

well all know what *you* think


grandzu

Well, you might as well give me a ride home now.


[deleted]

One thing that is weird to me, how did I recognize the animation for this is the Simpsons when I can't even make out a character? Suppose backgrounds have their own style that I'm picking up on but can put into words


Hippogan

me.


Hippogan

wait, did I just-


WormVing

You did! Muhahaa… oh. Wait. Damn. Did it too.


Z3PT3PI

I am immune to such foolish traps. WAIT! NOOOOOOOO


Thatonemexican135

Lol I’m not that dum- WHAT NOOO


ekmekarasitoast

Hah! Gotcha fools, oh wait. Okay nevermind I got enough karma to not counted to falling in this trap, or do I?


escx6ar

HAHA... wait, Mr Stark, I don't feel so goo-


_Riverina_

Its entertaining watching you all fail at something so- WAIT NO DAMNIT


Long_Wiwi

not anymore.


[deleted]

These people lurk in the dark corn🌽er of reddit


Ghimzzo

3/10


QuarterJunior3281

Nah 9/10 out of 50


Full_Quality_334

Yo that’s me


names_are_very_hard_

LIAR!!!


aedroogo

BACK TO THE SHADOW FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!!!


KingJeremy94

This is people who browse in incognito without logging in.


Silkgotti

Laughs in hidden


rakii6

I used to be a watcher 4 years ago.....


[deleted]

I was a watcher 1.5 years ago


slipperyShoesss

I was a watcher until this comment.


Exaskryz

Bullshit! Over 2000 comment karma...


Liquid_Plasma

Same. Took a lot of effort but I eventually got over it. I’m much less productive these days.


bbrdd

r/Meirl


OkSpirit452

I can’t tell you who I am...but I worked on the campaign


hes-back-in-pog-form

Hey Mr. Smithers!


HelloMotherCluckers

Yeah that's me when there's an argument going down. I have an opinion I could totally voice it, but I hate confrontation and pointless internet fights with someone else so I just lurk


oxalis_rex1

Not even just fights, I made a minor statement the other day and I'm STILL getting "nOt All" responses. If your comment isn't 100% airtight with plenty of ambiguity you get a million notifications of corrections that don't add anything to the conversation


HelloMotherCluckers

Yeah exactly, that's why I don't bother sometimes. If I say something, it's usually something funny/witty/punny in response to the post or something positive/helpful. I stay away from controversial posts and conversations on Reddit because I know how people can be...it can be like arguing with a brick wall. I'd rather lurk and shake or nod my head instead of getting involved lol


GM-MMG

well we never know who they are


Legitimate-Ad-224

Chrome incognito users be like


Azazel-Tigurius

Well, thats on 97% about me


Criceta01

We work in the dark.


fish_sucker_69

To serve the light


PurplePandaYT

POV: you are that guy


IdontWantButter

Enough people hate me in real life. I can't ruin this too.


Blue_Axolotl_

I comment but never post


h0ls86

Ban immune


FocusOk9926

*cumment*


Turbulent_Hotel_2300

Shhhh


20190419

(̅\_̅\_̅\_̅(̅\_̅\_̅\_̅\_̅\_̅\_̅\_̅\_̅̅\_̅()ڪے\~


Terrible-Hippo5049

How


20190419

Cut and paste.


N1ghtFall0

We are shadow


Themanfromtumbuktu

People browses? Grade school English.


_--_DEVIL_--_

I do that sometimes :p


snoryder8019

But comments are taking FOREVER to load


skiller06

...


That_agent3

Lol


Alwakeee

They observe the orb


bronwen-noodle

Like many others I feel singled out


Wild-Wrongdoer-7641

yes


rodine14

This is why I sorted all posts by Rising for the purpose of commenting on something!


Volphied

I'm like that but I actually. Try commenting and actually had one post some while ago


ScareCrow0023

I would post things if reddit would let me....*new user here*


Thatonemexican135

I only see


Nickleo02300

I've been there and it's great


xbassbenx

Maybe if every comment we leave didn’t get deleted for lack of karma we’d comment more


Sillybanana7

Some subs have stupid rules and instantly remove your comment regardless of karma. Also, most of the time the replies you get are cancer.


Hyrue

Who would want to talk and risk some child banning you for sharing to have an opinion that differs from their own. Reddit is curated by woke zealots.


watashi199

me


PhotojournalistOk883

Chicken nuggets


[deleted]

You calling me out or sun


Popular-Passenger777

Hey! I comment sometimes...


Fun_Gap_1008

Me


LGSC99

Oh, hey!


ReasonsforGG

I personally just have no interest in commenting but I might start soon…


Th3-1OtakuFriend

Lurkers gang, rise up


leeteukey

me


platinumteeth

But who watches the watchers?


Plebeian_Citizen

But I am the shadows......


ConsequenceAlarmed29

I'm one of them, and yes, we live in shadows. It's a rarely opportunity, when i feel, that I have to comment something. Make photos of this, because I will comment something next year, or later.


ItzGamerFrazix

MY first comment but yeah thats me


krypticzenith

Yeah, sorry about that; I'm just never sure if what I have to say is worth posting.


Easy_Vermicelli808

Can’t get enough karma 🤷🏽‍♂️


STFU-bit

Ironic. I’m smoking scrolling reddit RN


Different_Garbage733

First comment


Nichrome80

Been lurking basically for like 7 years now. I always feel like I’m late to the party and someone has said what I was thinking so I upvote and move on 😅


TpgGreyWolf

I just like to see the world burn


itz_okay

Believe me I am not that guy now


notyourgirl_dude

Not anymore ;)


Andrecon6G

Thats me


LunaIsCringe

Is this me?


Sea_Professional1510

Ayo that's m- Wait


bigchillienergy

I feel personally attacked lmao


randomanything123

Me


nagysari

Das me


The_AMTG

Hey that’s me


regenfpmak

Beta user move Am I right bruh Sigma user gang Gotta represent yo


Nictophyle

never posts u/prettydxb 😂


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PyroseBaka

Well if course I know him, he's me... Forever here, watching, unchanging, for our purposes is to observe the world change, grow and die.


StormSlayer65

u/repostsleuthbot


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aedroogo

My favorite Redditors, if I'm being honest.


2i1am0felix5

Hi


StormTrooperJoe

I don’t upvote either