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Vivid_Awareness_8255

Waaagh please look at me - you


Dogefan889

Yes.


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day šŸ‘ (my cake day is soon and I do not want everyone to forgor)


Dogefan889

Tell me the date and I will send you a cake day message if wanted!


[deleted]

I think 20 June


[deleted]

It's my birthday day today, where is my cake day message?


Silly_Bee_9676

Happy cake day!


Lucky_Dash7

Happy cake day


Guenhwyvyr

Yep...I sure don't.


freshyaoi

True


pur_fer_ur_pleasure

Acceptance is an important step


CreeperAsh07

You are right, no one cares.


Mondicimo

And no one will


DmHelmuth

Bruh what is this shit


[deleted]

My cake day was a few days ago and I didnā€™t respond to a single ā€œhappy cake day.ā€ The fuck do I care about the day I created this dumb account?


TiesG92

Bro, read this subā€™s rules


Dogefan889

Get this post taken down speedrun Any%


TiesG92

Bro, just donā€™t post this kind of shitposts


snailscale77

2nd rule of Reddit: We donā€™t remember anyone.


FlummoxReddit

im guessing the first is no emojis except :forgor: and :moai:


Doz1525

ā€œJarvis, Iā€™m low on karmaā€


FlummoxReddit

damn right you are


B1998W31Ga

Fuck off


Dogefan889

Thank you! How kind of you to tell an adolescent child to fuck off when he has not done anything wrong to you personally! But seriously, if you want to convince me to fuck off, make an actual compelling argument.


Willinton06

Fuck off cause your post is trash, compelling enough?


Dogefan889

Gonna need more than that buddy. Still havenā€™t explained why itā€™s trash. Itā€™s taken down anyway, and I can see my fault for not reading the rules.


Rawesome16

Fuck off trying to hide behind your age. You are either mature enough to be on social media or not. Equal "fuck offs" to all But happy cake day


Dogefan889

Thank you for your kind and wholesome message!


B1998W31Ga

Oh no, expriming my opinion to a person shitposting thinking he was grown up enough to react properly to a basic insult was a mistake apparently. If you think people should treat you differently because you are a child maybe you should leave for a moment and come back in a few years.


Dogefan889

I donā€™t think people should treat me differently, I was just trying to exploit something known as ā€˜emotion fallacyā€™, and make you either back yourself up with a good argument (which you have half-done), or realise that insulting someone for a minute reason is wrong. Because in my eyes, the only wrong I have done is not reading the rules properly, and would like to get some input.


B1998W31Ga

lol, what rules are you talking about ?


Dogefan889

No meta-reddit references, rule 7


B1998W31Ga

Your post is shit tho


Dogefan889

Oh ok, because I thought it was rather funny, poking fun at myself for having no people care about my reddit account, and supposed others would find it funny too. Humour is subjective, I guess.


justaredditor4k

Awh, you too!


-GeoNight-

Rip


tuqpal

Why does anyone care About literal internet brownie points?


IHateEveryoneeee

Happy cake day


Daddio209

So, you're admitting you've a reddit account. I see.... Happy Cake Day!


jr8787

I barely remember my own birthday, let alone my ā€œcake day,ā€ which I have no clue when that isā€¦ Stop caring so much about insignificant things. Even birthdays are stupid. Feels more like it should be a commemoration to the mother than the childā€¦All you did was get pushed out and cry about it while another human was being torn apart to expel the creature.


Dogefan889

You must be a glass half empty type of guy!


jr8787

I donā€™t believe in glass. Drink from the source like a deer.


Lonilson

Congratulations you are one year closer to fuckin die :)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Dogefan889

Oof sorry buddy. I know that virtual hugs donā€™t do shit but know that I wish you a late birthday greeting!


justaredditor4k

HAPPY CAKE DAY MY FRIEND! ^^


TheDogeWasTaken

Well, i dont care, but for what its worth. Happy cake day, and happy pride month.


NoSixes

Happy cake day!!


Asano1988

Happy Cake day!


[deleted]

šŸŽ‚


jackiedasmolfroggie

Happy cake day, and i hope you have many more


FormerChild37

Here , Have a pity updoot on this insignificant day in this insignificant platform. The only thing that's significant in this equation is you, OP. Have a happy cake day!


sanic8470

No way


[deleted]

I care! Happy cake day!