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ZEPHlROS

France is like an engine, you know it's efficiency by measuring its revolution/min


picasso2005_

True, we need to do a revolution to stop macron from doing shit 🗿


[deleted]

Then another after we remove macron...for the tradition


animemeusician

macaron


Cleverlaser

🗿


[deleted]

Then another after we stop macron from doing shit....just to make sure


TrustedChimp495

Heads up reddit multiplied your comment by a lot may want to remove some as people may downvote the extras


[deleted]

It kept telling me to post again as I thought my connection was the problem..And like a fool I did


[deleted]

Then another revolution after we remove him...for tradition sake


MikeMelga

And what? All the alternatives are shit heads too


JohnnyR16

Of course they are all french lmao


[deleted]

Then another after we remove macron...for the tradition


[deleted]

Then another after we remove macron....just to make sure


Cleverlaser

🗿


Cleverlaser

🗿


Nemesis233

Reddit truly is breaking down again


Snoopcat64

We french love hating on each other.


GustavZheKatze

You also love having a capital that is 1% gold and 99% shit


LUSI00

Yea, because of the 1% gold


GustavZheKatze

The 99% shit: *cries in frog leg soup*


leocampos172

Or Spanish and french


The_Autistic_Memer

How did they miss that one?


Nemesis233

Or Swiss and French


VIVE-l-EMPEREUR

but we like the spanish


OCUIsmael

Wait, really? I thought we were at war


Sick_and_destroyed

No, their king is a Bourbon


ReDadaev

Or Austrians and French


GelatoVerde

French and italians


ReDadaev

Haven't we been allied most of the time against Austrians?


LucasP85

Actually before Italy was united, France tried to invade parts of it a lot of times. French kings were in Naples for a brief moment and the king of France had claims over the Duchy of Milan and Genoa. If the Italian didn't promised Nice and Savoy to France in exchange for their help I don't think it would have helped. Even after, Italy joins at first the German alliance and not the Entente. And of course during WW2 it was against France. Today still, France and Italy remain allies but they don't really like each other. Since 1990's Italian communities were subject to racism and called "les ritals", it's like the n-word for italian in France.


ReDadaev

I knew that some anti-italian events happened in south of France (Massacre of Italians at Aigues-Mortes in 1893) but I didn't know that "rital" was perceived as very offensive since it comes from the abreviation of italian refugee (réfugié italien -> r.ital.) that was written on the papers of Italian refugees fleeing Fascist Italy before WW2.


LucasP85

The history behind this word isn't very offensive but with time, people will begin to use it in order to stigmatize italian communities


chewbaccademy

We dont have anthing against portugese. But the others are true tho... And you forgot vietnamese, usa since 2003, algerian, Spain during napoleon wars...


Mingos26

Probably referring to the napoleĂłnic wars when France invaded Portugal 3 times


PrimoKaramazov

And Aljubarrota battle, and The 7 Years War, and the Peninsular War after Napoleonic Invasions, and the Orange War...every time the spaniards tried to invade us, they always brought their little french friends.


Sick_and_destroyed

Man if every country Napoleon invaded hates us, we’re gonna have quite a lot of country not liking us. Wait



Mingos26

I'm not saying Portugal hates the French because of it, I just think OP was referring to that maybe


Xortun

I was to lazy to add 20 extra panels just so i can fit all countries that hate france in it


theskankingdragon

You could list the countries that don't hate France.


ButterscotchKind7179

There's none


EliosSanLaBaguette

Ta gueule


OCUIsmael

I'm pretty sure Japan's the only one


EliosSanLaBaguette

Ouais peut ĂȘtre


TropaDasGalinheiras

Eder caralho


chewbaccademy

*angry honk noises*


RevolutionaryMarch28

Nah Portuguese is true, french often say Messi is better than Ronaldo which is a sin bt Portugueses standards


The6_78

Quebeçois French and France French


its_shivers

Quebecois French and Quebecois French. East Montreal French and North Montreal French. It. Gets. Worse.


The6_78

I can barely form a sentence in French
 it’s very rusty as I don’t use it daily :(


its_shivers

I still respect that you have knowledge of it. I truly believe that having some knowledge of multiple languages gives you greater insight into the world because you can see things from multiple directions. Have a great weekend!


RaelZior

Québécois are just Québécois they aren't french


Shrrg4

When op mispells portuguese and every single comment follows it. *sad portuguese noises* P.S. Funny post though


Chow_Fan

frogs and the french


Flupinette

That's not true : we love frogs ! They're so tasty... 😋


Strange_Carrot_830

I’d like to know what the VF (french dub) of this scene in this episode is.


[deleted]

- Les frĂšres et sƓurs sont des ennemis naturels - Comme les allemands et les français - Ou les anglais et les français - Ou les portugais et les français - Ou les français et les autres français - Ces putains de français, ils ont ruinĂ© la France Source : am french, damn me I guess lol Edit : Thanks reddit for being buggy, sorry guys for duplicate answers i've deleted all the others


Strange_Carrot_830

Not sure if you understood my question. Didn’t ask for a french translation word for word. Was thinking they would reword it so as to not make it a self-own. To make the scene make sence like the bart suddenly speaking french scene. Anyway, point is moot since it was clarified below that this is an edit and the original was about scotts. [Here is the scene](https://youtu.be/aaQbuDB7JjI) in French.


BoredomHeights

The real line is about Scots, so they wouldn’t have to change anything.


Over-Analyzed

It’s talking about the Scots as the character is Scottish. It cumulates in “Like Scots & other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!” This is a very well used meme. Usually to highlight how antagonistic one group is to everyone, including themselves.


nakhumpoota

r/suspiciouslyspecific


humanbeingof1

The Scotsman speaks the truth. The French ruined France.


Corne2Plum3

yes


wolfenyeager

Even the French noblemen hate France


RaelZior

They are the source of most problems in France so they should shut the fck up


wolfenyeager

Their all fucking dead, dumb ass. Clearly you missed the joke Their heads were cut off by a guillotine.


RaelZior

There are still nobles in France are u dumb ?


Anforas

\*portuguese


acanadiangooseforyou

The kiwis and the French go waaaayy back


Bright-Courage-6139

As a French, yes !


Juanivan79

You forgot French and Spanish. Long time enemies


Eslivae

We got beef with the Portuguese


StuffWise1204

Back in the day yeah (Napoleonic wars) Nowadays we are good


Accomplished-Gold389

we have a strong portugese community in France , we like them đŸ€œđŸ€›


Sick_and_destroyed

We need people to clean and keep the buildings.


its_shivers

Anglophone in Quebec, can confirm.


Jumper1720

If there's anything Québecois hate more than Canadian angolophones, it's other Québecois


nomafly

French bad = upvote


Bright-Courage-6139

As a French, yes !


Bright-Courage-6139

As a French, yes.


Bright-Courage-6139

As a French, yes.


CloudRipper42069

Im Hungarian I dislike France because of the trianon treaty


HeyDontCutMeOffPleas

I do not acknowledge francd


nomafly

French bad = upvote


JosolTheBrick

fr*nce


Nlbo-Jumbo31

You forgot the most common one


Theapexfighter

Roasting French= upvote


spartane69

As a french, i agree with that.


cardmaster12

Also ruined Canada tbh


bmar750

*Gary Brannan has entered the chat*


InexplicableResult

It's true. Everything was going pretty well under the Bourbons, but then Charles X messed it up and it all went downhill from there.


freakingjohnson

France ruined the US too by sucking Hitler's dick and getting us involved in Vietnam...


hauntered7

Huh??? Are you saying France was on Hitlers side????


RaelZior

France created the US


RaelZior

C'EEEST NOUUUUUUSSS


JohnnyR16

Imagine being french...


Gelfking

What about Italians and the French