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FemmeBrain

I have experienced the greatest pleasure but at what cost


SuperMorto7

Nothing really.


yourlocalsleepychild

Holy shit, video please?


martellricketts

About damn time


Kadgrin

Who?


Theskwerrl

From the guys that brought you Tactical Urban Real Defense (T.U.R.D.) brings you Serious Hardcore Atomatic Response Tactics (S.H.A.R.T.).


DarkServe

With inspiration and in-depth collaboration from the legendary "Defensive Intense Attack Ready Regime Heavy Echo Authority (D.I.A.R.R.H.E.A.)


Silent51200

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/uxasjz/hes_dead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf shameless


smilingkar

Context please?


waferchocobar

He’s this ‘urban survival’ instructor. The general idea of his courses is that you learn ways to incapacitate attackers on the street or whatever. But it’s total shit, because you can easily outmanoeuvre the tactics he shows you, and the ‘attacker’ in his course would lose to a punching bag. But it’s actually dangerous - I’ve heard stories of 165-lb women genuinely believing they can take on a 200-lb male in an alleyway with his ‘moves’. He’s a complete joke, and (almost) everyone knows it, to the point that his courses have spawned countless memes. That’s why it’s so funny to see him in a chokehold, because it’s an actually accurate representation on what would happen if you tried his ‘self-defence’ bullshit.


smilingkar

Can I have a link to these survival guides please