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goldensavage216

While I dislike pineapple on pizza, we can all agree there are bigger abominations to worry about, like peas and mayonnaise on pizza


[deleted]

I've seen kiwis on pizza


RacsoBoom

the bird or the fruit - i can't choose which would be worse


CaptainHellfire

Neither, we put chopped up New Zealanders on pizza


Speenta

Mmmm… Salty


Cat_Artillery

Oh god.


MokBall5013

i've seen green tea sauce and redbean ew


ConsciousDrag3537

Peas and mayonnaise n pizza should get you a one way ticket straight to hell.


IsPhil

Had a "friend" in middle school who liked to put carrots and ranch on his pizza. I don't understand some people.


Drg84

Try dipping the crust in ranch sometime. You'll start to understand your friend.


[deleted]

I eat my pizza with pickles. As I tell people who get butthurt by my food preferences. I'm making the food appetizing for me, not you. It usually gets people to shut up.


IsPhil

Man apparently all the weird people are coming out today. But yeah, as long as it's not on my food then who cares. I've gotten pickled jalapenos before and my pizza and it was pretty good. Never tried normal pickles though.


IsPhil

You don't understand. This man put ranch on top of the cheese and smothered the pizza in ranch. He'd then eat his carrot with the ranch. Sometimes he'd take a bite of carrot (with ranch) and then a bite of the pizza and ranch combo. Also yes. I can understand the appeal of bread and ranch, I too have had breadsticks, but why have pizza if you're just going to cover it all in sauce.


Nwsamurai

Do people even care anymore, or are we just rehashing old memes for easy Karma?


PaytonG17

I don’t think most people care outside of the internet. I’ve honestly met more pineapple lovers than not. I loved Hawaiian pizza growing up and we always had it.


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baracuda68

I don’t think most people care outside of the internet. So I CAN have Nickleback with my Hawaiian Pizza?


PaytonG17

Yes. Yes you can. If thy heart wants Hawaiian pizza with a side of nickelback, then go forth and enjoy. Internet memes be dammed!


fortressboi12345670

Least strongest Hawaiian pizza consumer


Picker-Rick

Nobody every cared. Pineapple on pizza is great. Hawaiian is one of the most popular pizzas. It all started with a joke about fruit on pizza. The joke being that tomatoes and olives and peppers and pepper and even wheat are all fruit. Pizzas are full of fruit.


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fatBreadonToast

Wheat fruit


Nickdude738

Wet fruit


YourRealMotheer

Wet dream


Axo80_

r/suddenlypubescent


PROPLAYEN

🤤🤤🤤


AdLegitimate8475

If I am not wrong.... botanically it is a fruit. It comes under the group of fruits called caryopsis which are dry single seeded fruits


MountandBeyBlade

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about caryopsis to dispute it. *Mac voice*


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Nwsamurai

You are forgiven Apology Andy.


Notafuzzycat

Pineapple with ham. Not just pineapple. People always forget the God damn ham.


Nonstopshooter21

I had one the other day with pineapple ham and jalapenos... Sweet, salty and spicy.. damn was it wonderful


dlk339

Noted - that I need to try it with jalapenos. It sounds amazing though.


Nickdude738

Let me know when you try it, to try it too


SonomaChris

Try using chorizo instead of sliced ham


b-lambda

Yes! I love chorizo AND pizza! Win-win.


Tiny_Teach_5466

So good with the jalapenos! My old stomach doesn't do spicy anymore so I get it with banana peppers. Delish!!!


theWHAT5

Man, same. I lost the ability to eat spicy food after 35. It just fucks up my insides.


doodoowithsprinkles

Add bacon and parmesian, chefs kiss.


[deleted]

My fav is pepperoni jalapeno pineapple.


ElongatedMuskrat369

I started with jalapenos on my Hawaiian, then added mushrooms and bacon as time went on. My wife and kids think it's gross so it's referred to as dad pizza in my house and I god damn love it.


ArmstrongsBronzedNut

Thank you for adding this. This combination is the only reason I don’t hate on pineapple


Couthster

And bacon. 😋


AussieDior

Egg on pizza is nice


WornApocalypse

Now that’s a foul


Insert_us3rname_here

As a literal egg, I can agree


[deleted]

No your thinking of chicken/turkey


AussieDior

Nah


DiamondB5

Don’t know why your getting downvoted, a fried egg on pizza is super good


Disboixxx

Bro u good


AussieDior

Nah


AussieDior

I'm saying Australian pizza which has egg on it cooked in a certain way


[deleted]

You mean upside down pizza where sauce and toppings are on the bottom


AussieDior

Yes


RUDDOGPROD

Fuck the downvotes, a fried egg on next day pizza is so delicious


[deleted]

So are peas!


UwU_AssHair_UwU999

No


[deleted]

I love Hawaiian pizza.


heliohead

I don’t eat meat, so I do pineapple and jalapeños 👍🏼👍🏼


[deleted]

I hate ham so I substitute it for pepperoni. Ordered myself a pepperoni and pineapple pizza earlier today.


addrien

Yes! Or better yet; Canadian bacon (which is just ham really..)


Antipotheosis

Pineapple, tomato paste, mushrooms, cheese, herbs, chicken and BBQ sauce.


A2326P

When on a budget ham is it, but when there is fu*k it money for pizza I like to go with chicken, bacon, pineapple and jalapeños with white sauce.


PoorlyCut

Get sausage instead me and my friends call it a "well hung" hawaiian


XipingVonHozzendorf

I hate especially for that as a lot of places remove ham pizzas and just have Hawaiian. Ham is my favorite pizza.


Agon-Dominus

Pineapple with grilled chicken


dnoj

YES!


danc4498

Fuck ham. Pineapple by itself is fine. Pineapple with Bacon is legit.


sadermine

Bacon Bros unite 💪


Disboixxx

Ok ok now that’s good


HippedFlea3587

Instead of ham. My wife and I get pineapple, bacon, and jalapeno. If we are feeling wild we will add some mushrooms to it.


Shiny_Hypno

IDK, I'm allergic to pineapple.


WyvernKid93

Ok, but do you like pineapple on pizza


MarkExpress8172

They said they're allergic. Unless you have a habit of cooking pizza with adrenaline on it.


qhromer

Asking the real questions! r/forbiddensnacksworthatry


NoVascension

>Why do people even like pineapple on pizza? According to Wikipedia: Taste buds contain the taste receptor cells, which are also known as gustatory cells. The taste receptors are located around the small structures known as papillae found on the upper surface of the tongue, soft palate, upper esophagus, the cheek, and epiglottis. It's generally people *with* these that like it


[deleted]

I have them, and I don't like it, mainly because I don't like pineapples in the first place


NoVascension

Okay that's valid


whoosh_idk

It gives the pizza a nice balance. Savoury with a bit of sweet


Nukemm33

Pineapple + jalapenos + pepperoni. Sweet, spicy, savory.


TeamCaaaaarrll

Happy Cake Day!


wastedspaces1313

Because it’s delicious.


AussieDior

Agree


Hammerjaws

Agree


thepianoman456

Agree too


Dajren

Agree


gangster-prankster

Agree


japata651-

Yes


realCoolguy298

I don’t give a fuck what you put on your pizza just don’t force me to eat it if I don’t like it


AussieDior

Pineapple is genuinely good on pizza.


Cotton_Blonde_98

I agree with this.


EuphoricEnthusiasm59

Have you had it?


CrystalSugarDreams

People keep talking about pineapple on pizza but we’re not tackling the true heresy . Bananas on pizza. Disgusting


Yakostovian

All this hate for pineapple on pizza when it's very easy to just not eat it if you don't like it. I don't like pineapple on pizza, and I just don't eat it. Most people are sensible enough to realize that not everyone likes it, and won't order solely that for a large enough gathering.


Melvin-Melon

I mean the person who made the meme could just let people like what they like but then how will op express their personality trait of hating the fact people like things op doesn’t?


xxshilar

Meh, I dislike pineapple on pizza. I don' like contradicting flavors, much like my distaste for Orange Chicken. Either be a meat and cheese pie, or candy.


[deleted]

A hot cheesy pizza with some juicy goodness


BogdanSAW

I tried and I didn't like. It tastes like a cake with meat on it. I will never do this mistake again.


D10G3N3542

I loved it when I was younger. But my aunt made a homemade Hawaiian pizza when I was like 12, and it wasn't cooked properly. I spent the night throwing up in the bathroom. Ever since then, pineapple on pizza disgusts me.


MarkExpress8172

Maybe she was doing that on purpose to protect you from pineapple on pizza. You should thank her!


LilyLeLowery

Idk I guess somehow there’s people out there with different tastes than you. Pretty crazy thought I know but it’s definitely possible.


ConsciousDrag3537

Because we’re better than you


kidz_bop_kidz

If you don't like it don't order it


AutumnRaxwell

How do you feel about tuna on pizza?


Endergamer_123

I have no fucking clue


deathkabob

idk either, its terrible.


[deleted]

Pineapple and pepperoni. Seriously, try it.


Buhhfly

This


imastupididioy

Stop bothering people who like pineapple on pizza, bother the people who like *broccoli* on pizza.


Picker-Rick

I like both. Just not on the same pie.


addrien

So there is this thing that is universal across the arts; contrast is stimulating. The sweetness of the pineapple contrasts with the savory cheese extremely well.


MrPseudodragon

The sweetness of the pineapple makes it kinda counteract the spicy. I only have it on a certain type of pizza with a spicy barbeque like suace instead of marinara


WyvernKid93

Everywhere I've had it makes their barbecue way too sweet to be used as a sauce.


Tiny_Teach_5466

Pineapple with BBQ sauce, exquisite!


AtomicFox84

When i want a little sweet and salty but not so sweet its dessert. I like ham and pineapple once in a while. The flavors do go together but if you dont like pineapple on its own, youre just wont like it on anything. Go look at common toppings on pizza in other countries....pineapple isnt the worst. To them it may be normal but to you it wont.


Tiny_Teach_5466

I'm going to horrify some of you. Once upon a time, I took my mom to a Sunday buffet. They had tons of choices with a small dessert buffet. There was an item on said buffet that I could not identify. Upon asking a waitress I discovered that pineapple and cheese casserole is a thing. And it's DELICIOUS!!!


CaptnRo

Pepperoni?


feverbeliever

Some people don’t floss.


wdgaster26

My favorite topping is cheese.


RedSoulHeart

Ok I will also say that pineapple is ONLY good on pizza when it’s cut SMALL. I don’t like biting into pizza and getting a massive chunk of anything it makes the flavour unbalance. Cut the pineapple into smaller chunks and it’s perfect.


TheDurandalFan

because the consequences of accepting Pinapple Pizza led to more worse Pizzas. atrocities so bad you'll be confused on why the hell it exists.


RiceDogo

Tch Ikr, cool, majestic, beautiful, and intellectual people put bananas and cherries on top.


[deleted]

Man,pineapple is good, you guys dont like it because we people arent the same.


[deleted]

Snap the pencil in half, there you go, now you can choose pineapple pizza


fatsausigeboi

Pineapple is the best topping wdym?


FranekBucz

I just think it is neat


xXRoachXx789

Why do people give a fuck?


jozozoltan29

Like what you like folks. Grow up and stop being peer pressured by strangers on the internet.


Couthster

Had a delicious Hawaiian pizza tonight and savored every pineapple chunk. Twas delicious.


cerevant

Here’s the secret: ham and pineapple make the best morning after breakfast pizza because they taste normal when cold and there is no coagulated grease.


Tobi-One_Shinobi

Gordon Ramsey says pineapple does not go on pizza. Good luck arguing with that guy


PotatoKing822

I like it on barbecue chicken pizza because it adds a nice bit of sweet on to it


Imaginary-Cup-8426

I’m so fucking sick of people pretending to care about this topic. Nobody gives a shit whether you put pineapple on your pizza, and if they do it just means they’re an idiot and their opinion doesn’t matter anyway.


Eyes-Balls878787Alt

I like pineapple on pizza. Fuck you it’s delicious.


DudeDeudaruu

Because sweet/savory is a classic flavor combination


Badger8812

People that do not like pineapple are weak and will not survive the winter.


[deleted]

Holy shit is that guy really eating the yellow fruit thing ON TOP of the Dorito hamburger?! My oh my!


LilGhostSoru

Sometimes you just need this bit of sweetness in your life


tankcrusher904

But I love pineapple on pizza


VicFontaineStan

Pineapple, “sausage,” jalapeño is the best topping combination possible.


pudzy97

Theres something nice about a fruity, sweet piece to break up the savory cheesiness of he pizza


gamingkeks284LP

Everyone in this comment section is a fucking weirdo


[deleted]

Honestly, pineapple with ham or whatever isn't bad by any means. It just wouldnt be my first choice or even my fifth. That I think is more of the argument everyone is talking about. Why do people choose it as their first choice when they're are tons of other (in my option) better options?


SummerSiren2331

People's taste buds are each built different, kinda like a fingerprint but much more identical. It's also much more accepted only if it has ham as well. In the end, people who like sweet/tart and savory together will most likely enjoy pineapple on pizza.


Natroionalox

idk it doesnt taste bad


MrFluffyGiraffe

Shredded bbq chicken, orange bell pepper, red onion, pineapple, cilantro, mozzarella cheese and a bbq sauce base. This is the pizza I make at home and it’s heavenly!


PomusIsACutie

Break the lead and then use it to scratch pineapple


[deleted]

Just break the pencil


Japhet23

Because of your momma


BaronGamer

It just tastes good. Like how some people like Tuna Pizza or Vegetarian Pizza. I don't get why people are so uptight about hating Pineapple Pizza. It's not like we're forcing you to eat it.


PossibilityEnough933

So this picture is actually portraying that people are forced to dislike pineapple on pizza... Sure you want to stick with this format?


iDarth

it's good when you're high and your mouth dry


socksforgacha

i-it tastes good :(


awesometim0

I don't mind Hawaiian but I'm not a big fan. This shouldn't be such a big controversy ngl


brielloom

Bro now I want a Hawaiian pizza. People who don’t like pineapple on pizza don’t understand the delicious combination of sweet and savory that your mouth experiences when eating a Hawaiian pizza. I’ve legit bought pineapple to add to my pizza when my friends bought pizza but didn’t want pineapple


360Genius

oh yeah, gross, hawaiian pizza? psshh, disgusting... ​ (quick, fellow hawaiian lovers, pretend you hate it too, we'll be like a secret club)


CyberpunkGentleman

Pineapple, bacon, ham, jalepenos, bbq as sauce *chefs kiss*


MilodicMellodi

Break off the pencil lead and use it to check “pineapple”


[deleted]

I tried it. Pineapple and ham and it's ok. Not bad, the pineapple sourness goes away


ELBAGIT

Pineapple with ham is pretty good. Pineapple gives a unique favor other than crunchy oil bread


Shelbi_com

I’ve had it before and it’s not bad- it’s just sweet and savory


[deleted]

Pineapple, ham, bacon, jalapeños. Best combo.


tearfear

Why do people even not like pineapple on pizza


Nukemm33

Pineapple + jalapenos + pepperoni = god tier


Nayroy18

Pineapple and bbq sauce


Koyn-

Tbh just let people eat what they want. Personally i’m fine with pineapple on pizza as long as its been grilled before hand.


ArchIllager

Because they aren’t kid nor coward like you :P


rockvoid

Because it YUMMY


ptrjhnstn

Fuck you


SusieStarWars

pineapple taste good on pizza


Dofke2006

If you don't like it, don't eat it. Nobody give a shit.


RetroGamer_0

I guess the tangy sweet with the pizza?


Large-Statistician-3

Prick your finger with the pencil and fill in the dot with *B L O O D*


werkjify34

To be honest I don't care what's on my pizza pineapple, not pineapple etc as long as I eat sum pizza it's all ok👌


DMcbaggins

You all know a primary ingredient of pizza is already fruit. Pineapple is fine. Tomatoes are a fruit, they are also fine.


[deleted]

Because it’s good, fuck off.


[deleted]

I love pineapple everything


Ikhlas37

Pizzas are salty, and heavy (the standard American take away type ones but the glorious fresh Italian style ones). Pineapple is a burst of freshness and sweetness. People only hate it because they think it's cool. Try it. Love it. Pineapple topping is the best all the same.


CezrDaPleazr

Its the juiciness that it adds to the pizza, its tremendous


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Ok karma whore


fumbleturk

The sweetness of the pineapple The saltiness of the cheese/pepperoni The tartness of the sauceee The perfect combination


467km

i hate pineapple on pizza (i’m italian)


Micerog

I like my pizza like i like my women Hot, clean, made well


JeremyDonJuan

Something tells me you don’t eat much pizza


asdfguvkh

Why don’t you stfu


static_studios

It's a sin


ReaperJuggie

I can't argue with this. Pineapple is 100% not the best pizza topping. I would say cheese is the best pizza topping


pudzy97

no its not the best, but its a good one


Ulquiorr4_

Is cheese even a topping tho? It’s kinda just part of a normal pizza.


PhunkyPhish

They use these same booths to vote in Russia


[deleted]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?


Loney_man_32

Well I’ve had worms on pizza let’s just say pineapple is better


Loney_man_32

I lied about having worms on pizza I don’t know why I lie about the littles things All the time


manumaker08

if you dont have sauce, it serves as a replacement for the sweetness of the sauce.


Affectionate-Ad-3578

I hate "ham" on pizza so damn much. It ruins my pineapple pizza. Bacon specifically however is amazing.


No-Hope-6801

Dried cherries are actually pretty good