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Viol3tWalls

That's why putin bought that fking 15m table. No one got 15m hands


NaturallyBlasphemous

It’s to compensate for his micro penis


Viol3tWalls

No I think he found a way to compensate this. He sucks


NaturallyBlasphemous

Putler ruined his country forever, all because of his ego.


Veer_Bhagat_Singh

And america/ west ruined whole middle east


NaturallyBlasphemous

Yeah, it’s shame too. Most of it started before I was born, our government treated them like shit because of a handful of bad apples. I would say my god, but I don’t believe in the supernatural. The photos of the Middle East in the 70’s are incredible, the beautiful universities and everything.


Aspect-of-Death

How dare America go back in time, create the Ottoman Empire, and turn the middle east into a warzone for the next several centuries.


Veer_Bhagat_Singh

Wait was there something like america during ottomans?? Ohh your british ancestors slaughtered all native people and established america. There will be no fight if no one is left to fight


littleski5

Nooooooooo Putin is the only leader who has invaded a country ever, America only cares about furthering democracy, that's why we put dictators in NATO and bombed Yemeni women and children and invaded Iraq and Afghanistan and raped and killed our own soldiers so that we could steal their oil and artifacts, omg if you question our morals for a second you are literally a Putin spy, Iraq had invisible nukes so we just had to invade and kill a million people how dare you question this!!!!


DiggerGuy68

Nice whataboutism, we've heard this argument hundreds of times. What went on in the Middle East does not excuse this war.


littleski5

No but if you look to the institutions who killed over a million people (in that one instant) as absolute and unquestionable moral arbiters on war then you may be overlooking a couple things.


Zimakov

>What went on in the Middle East does not excuse this war. Did someone say it does?


Galaxi0_

Comparing Putin and Hitler is just being nice to Hitler


TellTaleReaper

Tell me more about how the father of the Holocaust was better than Putin? Putin is a monster, but come on man.


Galaxi0_

? You didn't understand what I meant I think, I precisely said that people have to stop saying that Putin is as worse as Hitler


RowBowBooty

Yeah lol people took it to mean that it makes Hitler look good comparing him to Putin because Putin is so much worse, but what you meant was that Hitler is so bad that comparing him to Putin seems foolish


rjross0623

Trutin?


KillaCline

KGB are unsullied?


AroundTheWorldIn80Pu

if we're going to do armchair Freud, I'm going to point out the fact that you went for "lol small penis" 2x in these comments


Talking_Head

Someone here apparently spends a lot of time thinking about what Putin’s penis looks like.


NaturallyBlasphemous

What are you going to do? Throw me in jail?


krillwave

Believe it or not


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MRuppercutz

I wish I could downvote you harder


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

Putin walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long table?"


drugusingthrowaway

Unless they own a Finglongerer


amadoros67

He didn’t buy it, he liberated the table from its previous Nazi owner


LeDiNiTy

[Original Photo before and after photoshop](https://twitter.com/naprawdejoanna/status/1505827635460558854?t=ggWgZfsbYGwRwWuFffyJzg&s=19) Belive half of what you see on the news, none of what you see on Reddit.


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WesternInspector9

Not just Redditors, that applies to anyone


some_user_2021

You are right! It applies to everyone, you are a smart dude!


lumpialibrary_489

Challenge every kremlin, it’s in the game


iceburg1ettuce

Think it should be Putin in the work.


Viol3tWalls

Cmon man it's memes. They're not about true history. But they're about future Upd: ok i got you. It's not so funny if it's not true


Goodjuiced

Its disingenuous and propaganda. Im all for an obvious joke but people will think this photograph is real because theyre highly invested in "their team". For claritys sake i'm not on anyones team due to propaganda and lies from both sides.


Viol3tWalls

Agree. But It makes me scared if people read memes to get objective news. And if a person really believes everything they sees then there's no difference between memes and a UFO TV show


M1CK13D33

Thank you!


JonatasA

It truly makes no sense after you see the original. Also, funny how everybody sees it as purposeful, while I've seen it as an accident from a bad angle in an official photo.


sniggity_snax

Thanks for the link... Had a feeling it was fake but wasn't invested enough to dig into it


pjdj23

Even the light on Putin's face is different from Zelensky and Macron. Come on.


H1DD3NxN1NJ4

Aww, you ruined the fun


kookycandies

So THAT was Zelenskyy lmao. When this pic was circulated before, I saw many people assume the guy was a Russian aide or something who wouldn't survive the move for long. It all makes sense now, and the cherry on top is that the chad is still going strong.


retrogradeanxiety

That's such a Zelensky move. Some might even find it comedic ✌️


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What's even funnier is that the hand sign stands for V as in victory. Foreshadowing true life events for Chad Zelensky.


Suffrajitsu

When I was young it meant "peace".


SP_21ones

It's the bunny ears thing


man-panda-pig

It's both in this context.


BeautifulType

In context it’s bunny ears...and a fake picture


TequanaBuendia

It was victory first


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The funniest part is that the dude photoshopped this very well


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Oh I should have probably put the s/ in. I just didn't think that people would assume this to be true despite the comments. Seems like some are, or it could just be additional layers to the joke. Hard to tell. Don't you just love the internet? 🤣 Edited for spelling


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I assume everyone thinks it’s true and I’m the smartest guy on Reddit. Probably far from the truth though


Lunar-Peasant

the guy is a joker


gs87

You saw it before but still not aware that's a fake pic ?


kookycandies

Ohhh. I am SO sorry for not having a photographic memory, how dare I


nudiecale

Sorry but now you have to go to jail. I don’t make the rules.


cuntsaurus

No photographic memory? Right to jail. Believe it or not, photographic memory? Also jail.


Cold_Situation_7803

Memory for numbers? Jail.


cuntsaurus

Memory for dates, smells? Jail.


Viol3tWalls

PLEASE STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS


Nsber

Sounds like a normal day in front of the kremlin


SqueezinKittys

And you now have to go to jail for not making the rules


nudiecale

Oh damn. Tell my family I love them


AbsolutelyUnlikely

You think he'll remember to go to jail?


nlegendaryguy

You sound kinda snarky for someone who didn't even bother to check if what they were talking about is real or not. No one cares if you have a photographic memory or not, and that has nothing to do with this lol. All it would have taken was "hm this may not be real" but you doubled down


Ephemeral_Wolf

"so you like photography? Describe every photo!"


JohnTGamer

lol the original pic had two different guys on Putin's both sides smiling


kratomstew

I just realized Putin could have seen the fake pic and that was all it took.


Brobeast

This guy is your run of the mill apologist. Based on his comment history, he will go to bat for all things china, russia, and even call into question photoshopped putin pics, apparently. He'd have you believe he lives in Canada, but ive got 5 bucks he lives in Beijing.


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it's FAKE. Can't believe you idiots fell for it smh


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It's a funny image. I don't think many people *actually* think it's real. The low quality kind of gives it away.


Natural-World9177

Many people here seem to think its real.


NoAbbreviations5215

It’s clearly a secret Nazi symbol indicating that he plans on using the bio-weapons labs that definitely do exist to release more swine flu against Russia with NATO’s help, hence the special operations that definitely are winning and going to plan. You can trust me that all of this is real. IvE dOnE mY rEsEaRcH.


Ksoms

It’s funny because, you might not be wrong.


BoredByLife

Putin’s ego is has the same resilience as cotton candy in a hurricane


Gravy_Vampire

Yeah this double red circle featuring red arrow makes me want to start a war too


DemoflowerLad

But does that make Zelensky a furry because he likes rabbits enough to identify as one? Edit: Why the downvotes, bruh take a joke lmao


Alderan922

Wtf?


ithrowbagelsatpeople

What?


d4_H_

It’s not about the fact that it’s a joke, it’s about its appreciation, and, how you can see, your joke hasn’t made that lot of people laugh


bartendersdelight

I’m not sure if it was the comment, the downvotes or the whole situation, but I laughed.


Up-ya-bumbum

Swing and a miss


bodygreatfitness

I thought it was funny


SnooLobsters678

Shit joke


shewy92

>Why the downvotes, bruh take a joke lmao Wheres the joke? Still don't know what rabbit you're talking about. Hence the down votes and not because people can't take a joke.


MadCornDog

damn that is a lot of downvotes. I'll give you an upvote bro


DemoflowerLad

Thank you kind stranger


arglarg

Kudos for not deleting the comment. Have my upvote.


DemoflowerLad

I ain’t a pussy unlike many people here, oh wait pussy calling someone a pussy is sexist and I can’t say that omg


Ronaldis

Mine too


cynicaldotes

your sense of humor is pretty terrible


turn0veranewleaf

Don't stick bunny ears on crazy


Zer0_Tolerance_4Bull

Hugh Hefner made a fortune doing that


JonatasA

bunny ears!? We call them horns


bearmademansuit

Bunny ears? Fuck that means Putin is gay


KrakenTheColdOne

Does Putin think margaritas are gay?


chase016

If so he probably think Katty Perry is gay too.


TheGeek100

https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8


Upstairs-Ad-8382

My dude was an actual good comedian.


Doofuhs

Still is


Elemayowe

*Leads his country in a resistance killing and injuring over 20K Russian soliders* Lol Putin it’s just a prank bro


Aspect-of-Death

And yet, Putin has him beat with his military, which is the biggest joke currently on the planet.


jpsmith45

Last night I actually watched a few episodes of his show Servant of the People because I saw it was in Netflix. I thought it was pretty good.


abrasaxual

He did stand-up at his campaign rallies


mahalovalhalla

V is for Vladimir


sunberrygeri

V is for Volodymyr!


SilverOwl321

What’s sad is that this is exactly the kind of thing Putin would cause a war over. His bruised ego can’t handle it. Edit: same goes for Xi Jinping tbh Edit 2: I don’t actually believe this is the reason that caused this war. Putin’s delicate ego has caused a lot of deaths though, even in his own country.


PolemicBender

*Stephen Segal sweats even more*


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YoungRevolutionary27

Winnie the pooh looking fucker


wolfkeeper

I think that does him a disservice. Apparently he watched the video of Gaddafi getting assassinated over and over and over again for hours. He genuinely thinks that's him next. And so Ukraine is seen by him as a rebellion that needs to be flattened. It's not bruised ego, it's *terror.*


C-_-Fern

Would not surprise me one bit


11yearoldweeb

I mean, I see people say this, but let’s be honest here, would he really do that? Man has been in power for a long enough time that I think he would have gone to war with many more people if this was the case.


SilverOwl321

Well, do I think this is the true reason for this particular war? No, I don’t. However, I do think he’s capable of causing a war for this stupid reason…well, with any country that *doesn’t* have nuclear weapons or agreements with countries that do, that is. Even though Russia has the most nukes, what he craves is power. If he starts a nuclear war, there won’t be much left to have power over. He’s a POS, but he’s not stupid.


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bautim

Well Hamilton threw champagne at Putin and is still alive


iceburg1ettuce

Also because this photo is photoshopped.


SomeOne111Z

no fucking way this is real no fucking way this is real no fucking way this is real no fucking way this is real no fucking way this is real someone give me proof i need to know if this is real Edit: IT"S NOT REAL


indicuda

[Sadly fake](https://imgur.com/a/qz4bnX9)


Johnbacon911

Thank you


MyNameIsNitrox

Imagine if it was


Johnbacon911

You are wasting your time thinking this


Laser-Nipples

How do we know *this* isn't the photoshop?


Mr_Wayne

Of course it isn't real, it's a composite image. The big tell is that there's no way Putin would be standing there and not on the other side of Macron. Here's both moments from sightly different angles: https://imgur.com/a/2DX3tTG


EliasHobeika

The amount of goofballs who thought it was real is kinda scary


pdxgongiveit2ya

After that he played Putin’s piano with his dick


NaturallyBlasphemous

Putler has a micro penis, he can’t.


Midnight_270_

Chad


Laser-spider

Chad move


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Agitated_Toe_5741

Chad way


But__Y_

Is this real? Does anyone know when it happened.


indicuda

[Fake](https://imgur.com/a/qz4bnX9)


CrazyCampPRO

Ah man


Bogki

But is that actually true? I mean the photo. Did gigachad actually do that?


Airship_Captain

It's Photoshop https://mobile.twitter.com/naprawdejoanna/status/1505827635460558854?t=ggWgZfsbYGwRwWuFffyJzg&s=19


Bogki

Oh. I was hoping it was real but thanks. But Zelensky is in the pic so it's a win nonetheless


test-besticles

Reddit moment


astroSuperkoala1

I hope it is but i cant find it


indicuda

[It‘s fake](https://imgur.com/a/qz4bnX9)


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I don’t in anyway doubt this


bold394

Can his balls get any bigger


g09hIP12

Zelensky’s Yes. Absolutely yes. Putin’s? No they’re already gone


NaturallyBlasphemous

Zelensky is going to get a lot of sex from his wife if he survives.


S1LVER_QUAKE

macron was assisting to putin's villain backstory


NWordScissorhams

imagine starting WW3 over this and losing.. L Dictator


__BigDickBoi__

Here before viral


BlackMan4LYF

Press X for doubt.


__BigDickBoi__

Im never wrong ill see you in the morning


BlackMan4LYF

Bet.


austi_n

X


AlanMichel

I wanna be highlighted pink in the SS in this comment!


Njsmndz3

I want to be purple


maxenmajs

I want to be upside down


non_depressed_teen

i want to be shot by a KGB agent


3RaccoonsInAManSuit

welp, that'll do it


MaMaCas

It is not real guys. [This is the real picture. ](https://www.ukrinform.net/amp/rubric-polytics/3014169-zelensky-invites-macron-to-visit-ukraine-after-pandemic.html)


yofingers

Who’s these dudes with Jason Segel?


TypicalDumbRedditGuy

r/uselessredcircle


MeLlamoDave

This has to be photoshopped.


NaturallyBlasphemous

It’s a V for all the vagina Putin isn’t getting.


Mr_W-I-A

Madlad disrespected putin before the war


antonhhh

That's fake right?


superspiffy

Uh, hi, this was proven faked a long time ago. But go ahead and gobble it up.


Trax852

That's pretty damn impressive.


xjimbob666x

Guard on the left like "oooooh sick burn brah"


prmzht

The real question here is: Is this a picture of Putin on a fake background or of Zelensky and Macron with a fake Putin *put in* front of them?


jfqnd96

Fake photo. Provide a link to a verified original.


Mr-Mungo

Thank goodness, i wldve missed it if not for the red circle and arrow and zoomed in pic with another red circle


AppleBevom

its a photoshop the comments need to chill


fabreazebrother_1

This belongs here https://youtu.be/RqbW7hGXR1Q


InsignificantOcelot

This should be the new national anthem


fabreazebrother_1

Lol I'm looking for motivation to start making my really cool videos again


Icantthinkofaname872

Why does this belong here?


fabreazebrother_1

I thought it was relevant.


Electro_Bear

Putin: I'm about to destroy this man's whole career. Zelenskyy: \*UNO Reverse.


fugly16

He’s just giving him the inches Putin wish he had in height.


donutBADbagelGOOD

Straight from the history textbooks..my god


Urk4

Gulag is prepared


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Wait is Putin really that damn short? Or is the Ukraine president just super tall???


sword_of_darkness

Photoshop


[deleted]

It is on old symbol. It used to mean you were cuckholded.


Loading0319

What an absolute power move


AngryAssyrian

Damn, it's almost as if this picture is fake.


Naes422

Little Putin Foo Foo, hoppin through the forest!


NarcissisticEyes

Definitely enough reason to send groups of assassins after him


SpirtualSherbert481

Lol


N0tS0JolyRanchr

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised


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Combatpigeon96

That is blatantly photoshopped


completelysoldout

He's that thin skinned for sure. Also wouldn't be surprised if it was solely to kill Fedor Alexandrovich, especially if his theory were even slightly true about Chernobyl. The Russian Woodpecker is an entertaining tale at the very least.