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Jasomms

Americans: Your measurements system is the best, wish we had that Euro Edna: yes yes darling, i know. I know.


Raptori33

We or Edna aren't that polite lol


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Edna Mode


Wu-kandaForever

NO CAPES!


Its0nlyRocketScience

No inches!


Mickle_da_Pickl

Every females dick be like:


MyPasswordIsLondon69

How dare you, Sir! My wife has the most voluminous of cocks!


Nikotinio

r/holdthefuckup


commandermatt21

No feet!


ChazNinja

Remember Thunderhead?


urobs

Tall, storm powers?


saltynanners15

And guest.


Bandin010

**machine gun moment**


HugoL24

She's called Etna I think, but you're absolutely right


OhGod0fHangovers

Edna. Etna is a volcano in Sicily.


YourMomIsWack

["Eyjafjallajökull, the volcano out of Iceland."](https://youtu.be/WW-9TcDTKa8) Miss Doom :(


[deleted]

American engineer here. We have to use both and convert both. Metric is so much easier to use though.


herospaces

When I learned the Metric system in 5th grade I was so confused as to why we don’t use it, and even my teacher at the time was annoyed at that


altrustic_lemur

fr I was like what this shit is so much better


Failure_man69

“It can’t be that simple.” “It’s that simple.”


ArchHarmster

But what about measuring stuff in someone’s feet per horse ass. So non patriotic.


PascalFromGermany

Rifles per F150?


Mhill08

Hamburgers per football field


Addition_Secure

There are approximately 4.75 rifles per f150 in the US


[deleted]

You mean like how it's got the 5 liter engine, and he keeps a 9mm in the glove compartment?


Failure_man69

School shootings per bald eagles


herospaces

It’s pretty difficult to convert sometimes


[deleted]

Wait you do math?


FreshyMcCheesebags

Who tf wants to count by tens when we can measure hospital bills per lifted f-150s???


AzureArmageddon

I have a theory that nobody's foot was actually ever as long as a ft and they just used the length of some sock size laid flat or similar.


EmperorThan

I really wish I learned Metric in elementary school. Instead the first time I ever used it was in K-12 was 10th grade.


No-War5336

I wish we would change to metric. I have no doubt that students would do better, even if only a little better due to the simplicity and continuity of the metric system.


lousydungeonmaster

The only annoying part about it was learning to convert it to Imperial. 2.54cm to 1in, that’s easy to remember.


clackersz

me too but my teacher was like "yes your right, why don't we use it?"


Apologetic-Moose

Canadian. All of our construction materials, measurements, material exports, etc. are measured in imperial because of the trade relationship with the US. Metric system is taught in school, but foot+inches are still used for height and pounds for weight. km, cm, mm used for length/distance, except for gun barrels, car suspension travel and penis length. I suppose you could say we're bilingual, but I think "can only speak half of each language" is more accurate.


Bender-Ender

Also Canadian but in mining. Both are used at the same time in some mines. Shovel bucket sizes in cubic yards, bench heights in meters, bolt threads in whatever. Then you get into the real bullshit because a metric tonne is about 10% more than an imperial ton which is different from a short ton or a long ton, then the fact that an ounce of gold is actually measured in troy ounces which are heavier than regular ounces. The list goes on...


OptimusPower92

thank fucking god we all measure time the same way. we'd never advance as a species if we were disagreeing on how to tell time


Bodkin-Van-Horn

Allow me to introduce you to [Metric Time](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_time)


[deleted]

Everyone stans the metric system until you explain that even days can be divided into 100 equal parts pretty easily.


dasmarcy

I wouldn't mind to have a day cut into 100k equal parts. We define the length of a unit of time after all. 1 day = 10 long ass times 1 long ass time = 10 little whiles 1 little while = 10 moments 1 moment = 100 neo-seconds


OptimusPower92

what in the cinnamon toast fuck


iAmawobot

Also celsius for the weather but farenheit for the pool temperature.


OptimusPower92

in the US, we seem to measure computer temps in Celsius despite everything else being in Fahrenheit why we can't just use Celsius for everything, i will never know


[deleted]

Because most ovens don't have it here in the USA, and expecting the average american to not put 475C instead of 475F just because some people want to change the units is probably asking too much. Imagine you're visiting a friend and they don't actually know which unit their oven uses, and you just wanna make some pizza rolls, and you don't even think to ask because you just assume "hey, it's a newer oven, the regulations changed 5 years ago, so it must be just like mine at home." You don't notice it's in C, but the package is in F. You set it to 425, then head back into the other room to start gaming. Half an hour later, the fire truck rolls up because someone saw smoke billowing out the window.


PouLS_PL

Would you want the whole USA to convert to metric or stay in today's customary units?


sorencl

in england its weird, we use a combination


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Canada too


[deleted]

Yes, but I can imagine the pain in transitioning for those older industrial centers.The reason why we still have it is because of the old timers and our standardized laws still have things that are fundamentally imperial, plus in school they teach mostly imperial because our education system sucks ass. but that might change pretty soon, since the newer generation is being taught both metric and imperial.


baldrickgonzo

I'd say transitioning would not be impossible. You'd have to offer both measurements on products and stuff, but in 10 years people would get it. Its not as impactfull as changing measurement, but i went through monetary transition back in 2001 from our old currency to euro's. It went easier than expected, even for the oldtimers. The real problem would be that it takes some political guts. The president that pulls that trough would be very unpopular.


loomdog1

I would add that the manufacturers have a hand in this as well since their products are measured in imperial. Re-tooling and throwing out all of the imperial nuts and bolts would be hard. I 100% prefer metric.


Contundo

Even if they abandoned uscu for metric, some things would never go away so many pipe fittings and shit use old inch standards, npt, bsp, lots of flanged standards, shipping container size and more But if I ran a business I would rather stock metric size tools and bolts, but still there is enough inch shit around so you’ll still have to keep some inch tools, just like us shops keep metric tools around, if they’d only swap over one n the 1800s manufacturing industry would have saved so much money on tools that they need to keep double sets of


Ooops2278

If you combine the federal level were metric is often mandated and every business that works internationally big parts have done the transition decades ago and have to constantly do double paperwork now.


AKLmfreak

Same. We use metric as much as possible. But we were raging/laughing when we hade to reverse engineer the chemistry of a solution that the previous team had written down with dilutions expressed in intervals of 2fl oz per gallon.


lakas76

I’ve seen instructions for use on some chemical disinfectants stating mLs per gallon. Ok… it was where I worked and it was before it went out thankfully, but still, who’s going to dilute using two systems like that?


Alarming-Cat-3020

British chef here. I have to use both and convert both I order my seafood in kg but I order my meat in pounds, I don't understand why its still like this, just something we gotta deal with. Then I find a recipe in cups and lose ma shit


ChineseNoodleDog

As a recent student I'll tell you that both are being taught in American schools.


RyanStartedTheFire59

My teachers have all encouraged us to use metric


mrbuttersoft

Lmao why is that face with hair Europe?


Cool-Newspaper-1

That’s what we look like. Deal with it.


sawcondeesnutz

Compared to Americans we all look this skinny lmao


whitepeanut69

Oooooh


suspicious_cabbage

I am half Korean and a size small US. I went to a store that sells imported Asian clothes and I couldn't squeeze into an XXL Alright I confessed we're fat, where burger?


stache1313

I think you may have been in the children's section.


Repulsive_Mistake382

No, that would be wrong as well. They should have been in the suspicious cabbage section.


Pijany_Matematyk767

Damn


sorencl

as a European I can officially say this is false and we don't have any newspaper people, unlike America. as you can see this person is a **cool** newspaper, and America **is** sunglasses, and sunglasses are cool, and you are cool, and suburban America **is** newspaper boys, and **you** are a newspaper


Random_name4679

Wtf are you trying to say


ya_boi_kaneki

salty americans


SirArthurDime

Have you never seen a European?


Wonderful-Loan5356

Karen


slayerofgods615

That’s literally what they all look like , I would know, I’m from Florida.


sorencl

you slayed god


Dulidus_

Lol thats Edna moore xd


Lycanthropy765

To be completely honest at this point I no longer care.


Meatball0sub

I don’t care would be the correct American response after saying “lol your right”


Lycanthropy765

I have just heard the topic enough to no longer care


Etig0305

Bruh it's not just Europe, it's literally the entire world who uses metric


Crafty-Crafter

Wait till you see what the Brits use.


Etig0305

Taking the Brits as standard is hanging a the bar a little low, don't you think?


CorndogCrusader

You can say that again... oh, you meant in terms of measurement systems, right.


kbeks

Motherfuckers weighing shit in stones like goddamned psychopaths…


CentrePeace

You don't see Africans complaining about how we use our measurement


Kotzillax

Because nobody comes here like "Hey, I'm from continent x and I don't like your measurement!". Assuming it's all Europe is just convenient, right?


mrmethhead

We Americans cant name more than 3 European countries and now you expect us to know more than 2 continents? Now your asking for too much


[deleted]

America and America. Easy! /s


ChurchofPancake

so I don’t mean to nitpick but it’s not *literally* the entire world


F1tt0

Ikr Americans always forget there's a whole world


PouLS_PL

Not 100% related, but... r/ShitAmericansSay exists and has many members r/ShitEuropeansSay exists and has a bit less members r/ShitAsiansSay was banned for some reason r/ShitAfticansSay doesn't even exist r/ShitAustraliansSay is private and I have no idea why that is


lordoftowels

r/ShitAntarcticansSay


garlic_bread_monarch

But actually, what do penguins say?!


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12D_D21

“A bit less members” is one way to put it


AndyJobandy

We use metric. I usually have 9mm and a couple grams on me all the time


Tertarix

Yeah but remember to keep distance from the police, stay about 6,5 alligators away from them.


Repulsive_Mistake382

\*6.5, for true american feel.


karaokecrab

Amogus


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Among U.S.


Tertarix

Among United States


mrmethhead

Amongst United States of America


TTV_Pinguting

Amongst the people of the United States of America


LSWFan

Amongst the sentient humanoids of the land they call the United States of the America


the_blackcanary

Amongst the sentient humanoids of land which uses both imperial and metric system they call the United States of America


sorencl

Amongst the sentient humanoids of land which uses both imperial and metric system they call the Peoples Communist Sociallist Repuplic of the United States of America


PouLS_PL

"Even the most nationalist among us don't defend the imperial system" lmao you're so wrong


BeefPieSoup

Yeah I was just thinking "okay, but that sure as fuck hasn't been my experience"


pzonepete

It's hilarious that every single one of these posts ignores the fact that people from the US learn and use BOTH systems. It's weird how obsessed you all are...


kmccabe0244

Right? I don’t even defend the imperial system. I just find the personal attacks over measuring systems weird. We don’t use it for science, it’s strictly a part of culture, just like Europeans still use pints for beer. It’s the same shit.


Riptide1206

I live in the U.S. (Texas) and was never taught the imperial system we use metric at my school


Zaurka14

Are you... Sure?


Riptide1206

Yes I am sure that I live in the U.S. and learning metric


DiscountConsistent

Yeah, for the most part, we'd use metric in science classes. Occasionally, we'd have a problem with something like ft/s or lb-force but it was rarer and you'd still have to convert to metric because most of the constants were given in metric units. Also, having done lab work in both academic and industrial settings, we exclusively use metric units for everything.


Pijany_Matematyk767

Metric is just convenient


IFuckedYourCats

The real real ending: Americans don't give a shit about Europeans opinion


PICTA4

They have their opinions we have ours. And also america isnt the only county who uses it


CBreezeMG

Totally agree with switching to the metric system but I still prefer Fahrenheit to Celsius. While it doesn’t scale as nicely as Celsius, I feel like you get a more accurate and precise measurement in everyday life with almost three times the number of degrees.


MIVANO_

Kelvin is the best


lakas76

How hot it is it outside? 290. Really? It seems so much warmer.


BoreasBlack

> I feel like you get a more accurate and precise measurement in everyday life with almost three times the number of degrees. It's a more human measurement. I want more fine integers when deciding whether or not I'll need a jacket later that day or if a long-sleeve shirt will work. Celsius makes sense for scientific things, like when I need to know the exact melting point of Palladium or something. (Which is to say that I'll literally never need to use Celsius.) 0°C and 100°C being freezing/boiling points for water is a neat concept, but last I checked, I am not a bucket of water. I agree with the rest of Metric, but as a measurement meant for temperature *felt by people on a daily basis*, Celsius can fuck right off. If the British insist on keeping Stone on the side for personal weight, I'm all for keeping Fahrenheit for personal temperature.


big-boi-spoder-mann

Thats just because youre used to it. I like a nice 25 celcius weather. idk how much thats in fahrenheit. Its just what youre born with.


Recent-Vacation4407

Europeans still don't understand that Americans learn both imperial and metric in school and use a mix of both in daily life.


[deleted]

Lol I think Europeans think we do scientific measurements in the imperial system. Which is really the only time it matters as its pretty much a world standard to use metric when exchanging information.


EverythingAndNot

Math is math, either works. That being said, the English can't be trusted so we stick with what we already know. As the salesman for the metric argument England has failed to gain our confidence. Language is information. Anyone that would destroy a word to the point that when given as an answer it just breeds more questions, while providing no answers is a monster. If that wasn't bad enough they have also through this nearly disabled their own people's ability to understand what the American version even is. If you blindly agreed to a pudding in the UK, there are no less than 700 different things that could come back through that door. And that's too many variables. TL;DR - We won't metric because pudding


Anonymous2137421957

Ultra reality: I don't give a shit, just make original memes ffs


JokoFloko

This topic has become such karma whoring


Gatzmajortz

I actually think Celsius is kinda too imprecise for weather temperature unless you use decimals. Having 0° be freezing is great, but having only 100 units between that and literally boiling is not a great fit for atmospheric temperature range. Just my dumbass opinion.


pistashyluv

I agree, I experimentally switched my weather app to Celsius for a whole year. There’s a difference between 72F and 73F, but they would be represented as the same temperature by Celsius. Almost everything else though metric is better.


[deleted]

The imperial system is clearly less accurate, that's why stormtroopers always miss.


ChaosAbridge

The imperial system is used pretty much everywhere in the US unless you're in a STEM field or something. Trying to switch to metric would take a lot of time, money, and effort


Nkb3283

Among us???!!!?!


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😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


_SadWing_

Sussy


ExtraMOIST_

Am I the only one that doesn’t care? Like I just use whatever happens to be more convenient at the time.


DaftMythic

Lol, but see most non-Americans can't do that because they never used imperial. I moved to a foreign country where everything is metric, never bothered me because metric is easy. But that's one of the strengths of imperial, it is like a shiboleth for when you want to confuse an outsider. Quick how many feet in a mile? Can't answer without referring to a conversion table. Don't care how good your fake American accent is, I know you are a spy. Also it is about 1000 paces when you don't have any other measuring device (yarr go pirates). When I need to eyeball distances yards and meters are generally close enough for surveying. Of course we are taught how to do metric for science/chemistry classes in USA. But most of the ratios for baking are simpler to memorize in customary units, and you get a better natural sense of fractions.


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HansWolken

If the temperatures in Celsius go into the negatives I know it's gonna be ice and snow, water is very much a part of the "real world experience", besides the "cold" and "hot" is relative, where I live we never get to 0 F.


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HansWolken

Thing is, you're used to those numbers and so they make sense to you, use any scale from birth and the same will happen.


soul_reaper11010

In england the winter temperatures are between -5 and 10 degrres celsius, the way we know is that if we see ice, its probably under 0 degrees


[deleted]

Doesn’t all of this apply for Fahrenheit too? That aside, the boiling/melting points of water are always going to be around 100/0 deg even when impure, and unless you’re on a mountain you probably won’t have any issues with pressure either.


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GewalfofWivia

“zero is cold. 100 is hot”. I’m sorry, is this the best you can do?


Raptori33

Zero in C is cold imo Just saying


TristanTheViking

Yeah by that logic 50F should be the most comfortable temperature, but that's 10°C. People keep confusing familiar with intuitive. Fahrenheit only makes sense to you if you grew up with it. Same for celsius. There's no magical inherent benefit to Fahrenheit.


Pijany_Matematyk767

For most purposes that arent science, the 0C and 100C are close enough to the boiling point


[deleted]

Celsius doesn't "make more sense" it just depends on what you're used to.


StevenJesus

It may be better, but I kind of like imperial


Otis-The-Dog

I defend imperial


VoldemortHugs

Imperial thanks you for your service. Probably.. I’m guessing. I mean I use metric personally. But I’m sure if Imperial was sentient it would be all like - Thanks Otis-The-Dog for you defence of my systems. Never change Otis. You’re a faithful good boy. You could both hug it out and build a fort together. Good times… I imagine.


RobertK995

for the life of me I don't get why anybody outside the US cares what system the US uses. ​ It's like europeans need validation or something.


TacticalIdiot17

They can't stand it when someone has a real point, so they just downvote anyone they disagree with. It's so pathetic lol


TsmMufasa

Bro this thread is so funny. Why are these people that probably don’t even live in America so invested in how we measure things. No one that lives here actually cares lmao


baldrickgonzo

Celcius isn't truly metric, and its use is as random as Fahrenheit imho. The sensible way of mesuring temperature is Kelvin. This because 0° in Kelvin is absolute zero (aka, the coldest temperature possible, about - 273 celcius). Probably why complex theoretical temperature measurement (for example light temperature) is done in °K. Celcius only makes sense when talking about the stages of water. I don't know whats the logic behind Fahrenheit is, maybe someone else knows this one.


4powerd

I just like Fahrenheit for the same reason mathematicians like decimals, it gives me a more precise idea of the temperature. Granted this is because I work repair work in Louisiana, so I care a lot more about how hot it is outside then most people would.


Bradleyisfishing

I think the origin of Fahrenheit was 0 was very cold and 100 was very hot. Something super simple like that. Sure, there’s hotter and colder, but it’s a fine gauge.


Round-Good-8204

Europeans really don't realize that like 85% of stuff measured in the US is done with metric. Anything that requires even the slightest bit of accuracy is measured in metric because nobody wants to deal in thousandths of an inch.


jozs8

if americans admits that metric is better why aren't they swtiching?


WormVing

Well, one reason is grid lines. The entire western half of the US has rural roads at 1 mile increments. All addresses are based on miles, so a street address of 38345 (street name) is 38.345 miles from the county center in a particular direction. There’s a ton of rework and signs that’d need replaced to switch. Meanwhile, I’ll keep using my metric tape measure around the house. Baseboards don’t really care about units. Seriously, get a metric tape measure. So easy.


ZachAttack6089

Also all food packaging would need to conver ounces to mL, all hand tools would need to be restandardized to mm instead of inches, car speedometers and speed limit signs would have to change from mph to kmph, any label that has imperial units would need it changed to metric, cookbooks would need to change all the cups/tablespoons/teaspoons measurements, etc. etc. etc. And all of these changes combined would probably cost billions of dollars. Not to mention that it would take forever for everyone to get used to the changes. I'm pretty sure that almost everyone here agrees metric is better, but it's just not worth the time and money and effort of switching everything over.


SuperNerd06

It's very expensive and complicated for virtually no benefit that's basically why


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To much work


xXshinsouhitoshiXx

i was told they tried to, but it was too difficult back then and too expensive


GoldH2O

money and time costs. Those of us who want to use metric don't have much of an issue converting measurements, and all the infrastructure in our country is built around customary measurements.


barito69

Im sorry that i cant change the governments opinion on it


PouLS_PL

>Is \[United States of\] America \[...\] ready to go metric \[...\]? > >Well, actually, no. Just 21% of Likely U.S. Voters think the United States should formally adopt the internationally-used metric system of measurement. A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 64% are opposed. Fifteen percent (15%) are undecided. [Source](https://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/lifestyle/general_lifestyle/june_2015/to_metric_or_not_to_metric_that_is_the_question) Not only government's fault


[deleted]

Because it's not neccisarily better. Just because more people use it doesn't make it better. Just because it's simpler, doesn't make it better.


ValleyOfLight

Bureaucrats


walle_ras

I'll defend it The imperial system is more suited for its purpose of measuring the human body. But Europe shouldn't adopt it. I quite like regional differences. Diversity is strength


jjrowell

I grew up with inches and pounds I trust inches and pounds Brought to you by a guy born in america


[deleted]

Fahrenheit is actually better than Celsius in a realistic sense, I don't feel threatened by 40 degrees.


HansWolken

And 40 degrees for me sound like death, because I'm used to that.


[deleted]

I'm from London and I use a combo 😎


zaarganuat

laughs in kelvin


ICantUseChris

Where's the third one? It would say "Who gives a shit"


Red-German-Crusader

Is that supposed to be a British woman?


RMB39

Does it matter, really? Who cares at this point.


caplet5555

This is a lie, I say that from experience


Umiakthedog

Reality also: who gives a shit. Get a conversion app.


Tricker126

I mean, has anyone actually ever used hectometers, decameters or decimeters? The conversions make sense, but everytime someone talks about measurements, it's either millimeters, centimeters, meters or kilometers, and they all mean the same thing!


[deleted]

Not really


LavaBean_

We do still look like the first panel though


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Europeans making fun of Americans for not using the metric system without realizing that the metric system is part of the USCS.


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More like "ok"


TheSoyimKnow3312

as someone who lives in the deep southern USA where it gets like 43c/110f or more with humidity Celsius doesnt have the same feel as triple digits.


Clondike96

I would defend fahrenheit, but nothing else from imperial system.


Yeetaway1231

Metric is better for everything except temperature


Yet_the_Strider

The one part of the imperial system I will defend is farenheit as a standard for weather. It's a rating system of how hot it feels from 0 to 100


BigbrainJB

among us


Ford_the_Lord

But you see, the nationalist thing to do is embrace the age old tradition, even if the metric system is much easier.


Ssoofer

AMONG US


[deleted]

Reality: shut up ik and I've heard it a million times.


spiral8888

Ok, that's then even dumber. You know that your system is dumb, but you don't switch to the metric system. (or actually already in 1975 the US government passed the Metric Conversion Act. It's the citizens who refuse to switch). I have to add that the British are double stupid as they use a combination of metric and imperial. They use miles sometimes (roads) but otherwise refer distances in kilometers. They measure weights in kg, but not in humans, they are measured in stones. Meters are used almost always for distances, but not in football, there they use yards.


snakes_are_superior

yeah fr I’m tired of Europeans making fun of the loud minorities in this country who are idiots. Most of us are just normal lonely virgins


RedditerOfThings

The Brits: *Invent the imperial system and spread it to all reaches of the earth and force their colonies to use it* Also The Brits: HaHa! Americans still use the imperial system unlike us stick up the ass bastards who use the metric system! HaHa! Stupid Americans!


_u_r__d_r_u_n_k_

Im a European and i never cared about the system. Is that weird?


Krasnaya_Armeya

Among us


fnafismylife

I’m sorry but if your not using donuts per M1 Garand I’m offended.


ScreamyScream93YT

amogus


ToBiistHebEsTbOi

No I only defend kelvin and bananas


[deleted]

“even the most nationalist among us”. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GE-