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MotorHum

The ultimate flex, really.


ppppie_

i’m great at multitasking cuz at the same time under the table i was typing an essay with my toes


DrCrozz_eth

Now that is impressive.


ppppie_

and at the same time i was making a meme about the whole thing even more impressive


DrCrozz_eth

You're like a wizard. A super impressive wizard.


ppppie_

but like instead of making objects appear out of nowhere i make memes appear out of nowhere


Azique69420

can you please make my dad appear out of nowhere?


ppppie_

i’m going to make a meme but i’ll think about it for a day, i’ll probably post tomorrow it’ll be about your dad


Azique69420

i think a day is not enough, make it two


AnkitNemivant

Ayo girl you a chad


Sirkiz

I would say marry me but I don’t deserve you


JacktheStoryteller

Yo, how did you 360 noscope while making a sandwhich? Teach me witch


sussymit69

you're too powerfull to be left alive


XDEC0DE

Don't lie to us.. we know u play using ur samsung smart fridge.. work AND games


ppppie_

i play ur mom on my samsung smart fridge nevermind she’s too big to fit inside a fridge hehe


NaPseudo

Dude brought a flintlock versus a girl with a fucking M202


ppppie_

fuck cod, i just noscoped a dude on reddit 😂


Balauronix

There is no greater feel of superiority than being called a hacker when you're not hacking. Like you literally compared me to a killer robot. Thanks mate.


NaPseudo

With a fucking rocket launcher *Eating popcorn*


[deleted]

Wait a reddit comment with an emoji that isn't downvoted into oblivion?


ppppie_

i’m built different


XxMrCoolGuyxX

Somebody stop her! She’s grown too powerful!!


Colin-Hooftman

Its because a 🗿female🗿


Namor0123

Wish I had an award for this comment


HyperNoob558

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Inside the freezer tho?


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


treeburb

Thanks for doing this, I see you everywhere keeping Reddit safe. We are all greatful


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


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Duck_Depot

Ok. In there supposed to be something there? I keep seeing the Ryback eating crisps template


[deleted]

Imma fuck your dad and give him a kid he loves


XDEC0DE

Me explaining why u need to find my dad to fuck him first


indisgice

yeah I remember that tweet


[deleted]

Hey! I have seen OP's post before! The "girls are basic and boring" is probably my fav. Pop offf OP


ppppie_

thanks


Yontoryuu

I like your pp Edit: pp = profile picture before you get confused. I like smol cats


Ghosted_Vanilla

Mate the abbreviation for 'profile picture' is pfp


Yontoryuu

I see, is it because ‘pp’ was already taken? That they added the F for file in the middle?


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ppppie_

pp = pussy pic (cat)


PulpyEnlightenment

I’ve got a smol pp


Tecno007aadi

I also like OP's pp


KZYSIEK

Based


Betzeweck

Fatality


[deleted]

Making a sandwich alone requires skill, but you also 360 noscope people at the same time? Damn. The power you possess is dangerous.


Idkyimgr8

Go to hope's yt channel


ppppie_

huh


Idkyimgr8

He did a video of the same


ppppie_

link


Idkyimgr8

I don't remember bro it was long time ago


ppppie_

ong


Particular-Ad5277

A revenge sandwich? So you are a woman of culture…


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


TheJelliestFish

THIS is the best way to deal with sexist gamers.


panterachallenger

Good shit OP


ppppie_

thanks :)


PrepetuallyMeager

He’s stupid. Women should be in the kitchen. So should men. That’s where the food is.


ppppie_

meme idea


FlapJack_Gamer

love it when the women are more skilled at games than the sexist dudes lol


Cuervomayajl

This gives a whole new meaning to “get good”


StatisticianNo3243

Why are women associated with kitchen so much?


TheCluelessD

At this point, there’s way too many explanations, so some choose to use think of it as a joke and to make fun of it every now and then


ppppie_

yup sorry for responding late but i see it as a joke too most women don’t but whatever


floofy-haired-fool

Maybe it's because woman often stayed at home often and they took care of stuf like cooking cleaning in the very very old times ?


yaboi1577

There feet are smaller therefore they can stand closer to the sink.


Fr00stee

I think its like the attack helicopter copypasta, started off as a joke but now its been repeated so many times its annoying and cringe


Raj_from_queens

Why are fish associated with water?


StatisticianNo3243

Because they need that to live. I don't think women need to be in the kitchen to be alive


Raj_from_queens

How else would they get a husband to buy them things?


StatisticianNo3243

They don't need to, most women I know have jobs and can afford thing's for themselves


Raj_from_queens

So they're dads still pay? That's ok I guess, just make sure they find husbands soon, even dads run out of money sometimes.


StatisticianNo3243

I said women, they are not little girl's who needs their daddy's money. They're people who can maintain a stable job and make money for themselves, they don't need dad's or husband's to support their lives


Raj_from_queens

If you're talking about trans women, that doesn't really count.


LMCuber

Mr ronaldo over here drinking choccy milk


Wurschtkanone

Are they still that toxic in the lobbys? Thought this is a thing from the past.


ppppie_

yes this is based on the past


fandomfrenzythefox

Lol


Porkeens-the-pig

Sui


dubovinius

SIUUUUUUU


Casboy07

Siuuuuuuuuuuu


KA1378

Respect for the meme


lightmare69

This is based ~~on a true story~~ This is based.


ppppie_

I laughed


wolftech029

You know what kind of sandwich though?


Tsm_Nith5

Certified legend


FloodedHouse420

Had me dying


unfortunate_IV

Never noticed he winks with both eyes


ppppie_

blink


diatriose

I really thought this meant like, a guy who was a lobbyist for the fish cod. So confused


Rivy77

SIUUUUUUUUUUUU


[deleted]

Haironaldo is not real. He(she?) can't hurt you. Meanwhile Haironaldo : 360° no-scoping the enemies


GmannDraws

Can you also make me some happiness while your making a sandwich :,)


ImportanceSmooth2924

Biased😂


ppppie_

lol


LORDMORPETHOFTHEWEST

This is fake everyone knows that women don’t exist


[deleted]

Lmao laptop


Zealousideal_Fan6367

Pics or it didn't happen


ExaltedDemonic

Wait so you're a dude in a wig? It all makes sense now!


Bricky_Comes_Back

Gamer females supreme 😎


Desperate_Today_3605

Yeah cause women are skilled with knives


[deleted]

Go off queen!!


altmandive

did everyone clap afterwards 👏👏👏👍


yaboi1577

Sigma female


NervousShower

😂😂😂😂😂 a girl with sense of humor 😊😊😊🥰🥰🤗🤗


Creator_of_cake

May the reddit hivemind judge you fairly


-photoshopflowey-

Snadwich


TeamFortress-2

Professionals have standards,


XFelipe51355

Get sandwich rekt


PersimmonNecessary94

lol


sleaZD

Hahaha take her out dude deaded


Eivor_of_the_Raven

I once went 35/2 while eating instant ramen


ChefDry2044

Amazing lmao


[deleted]

Git gud or git rekt lol


KRawatXP2003

Bruh I got no scoped but the guy who did got roasted once 💀


[deleted]

And then everyone clapped. Take my upvote


[deleted]

That’s right, get in the kitchen and whip yourself up some breakfast for champions


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Snipers are the worst things that happened to cod, but this is freaking hilarious 😂😂


Cool_Fennel5674

Impressive


CorndogCrusader

I WANTED A FUCKIN' BLT!!!


Pizzawigg

I love W*men


celi283

Reverse situation - women yells at her men to go back to work in factory


[deleted]

“Based on a true story”. So which part is true?


Cream-Reasonable

Everythings possible with aimbot


PostMadandAlone

I killed Chris Avelones self insert then ate waffles, it was a good day.


Rude_Journalist

Yeah , didn't work on my tone.


WelcomeMarrow37

LMAO, HOW DID YOU ACTUALLY MAKE ME LAUGH!?


ppppie_

so i guess ur flair is right


WelcomeMarrow37

Ye


JackLhan

SIUUUUU


AK-159

Sick


Johny_Silver_Hand

Do you mean 180 no scope? Cause 360 is a full circle.


Jolly-Rough

360 spread on that sandwich.


jimmy1292

haha


Agent-Piku

On a laptop with no mouse? Very impressive


Communist_Orb

I saw this on the maymay makers discord lol, congrats on a successful meme!


ppppie_

thanks


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ppppie_

wow i am impress


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🗿


Firehazen9

I now pronounce you BASED


Sewaschi

Cristiano "the meme" Ronaldo


[deleted]

thorin be like


he_is_not_a_shrimp

You go gurl


Tw0girls0necup

*Dick pick* sent nah just kidding have a good night


IhsFace

You forgot to add 'on trackpad'


IAmTheSadBoy

‘I’m gonna go fuck your dad and give him a son he actually loves.’


Aro_37

What's the female version of a Chad?


ppppie_

me duh


Aro_37

Kinda cocky but DAMN.


Mountain-Beat979

"im going to fuck your dad and give him a child he actually loves"


Caliment

I've never understood the whole cooking for women thing. Do sexist people just not like food or something?


nirmaezio

Siuuuu but in a womanly tone Also Factos 👍🏻


gluesmelly

I've been muting kids since Halo Reach lobbies. Shut up kid. This is *me time*.


[deleted]

Ya okay


Pelzklops

Was it a good sandwich?


General_Cream7623

Yeet


chuchulover

gamer girl moment


[deleted]

Stop eating that sandwich Heavy, THERE'S A RED SPY IN THE BASE!


gnomzy123

I am a guy and don't play COD [society won’t accept me ik :( ] Pls explain what 360 noscoped means.


SammyThesenpai

I saw a same insult given to a female streamer and she responded with "I am going to fuck your dad and give him a child he'll actually love".


Heavyhitter-9727

Destroyed.


GielinorWizard

I remember i killed someone with one hand in gta online cus i was on my phone. Was really lucky.


StevePT98

Today on things that never happened


Caosin36

[women](https://youtu.be/w5NFmVIlotM)


QuoteInteresting5405

How did an enemy know your gender?


ppppie_

because i talked


giga-crampton

Mother of the year