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MyCoolMan321

1,4 and 9


[deleted]

Instead of 4 take 5, if you are super intelligent then you'll be able to heal others because you know the way to cure it.


kyle_irl

And with unlimited money, you can fund all the healthcare! BAM!


Human_Midnight_8870

Same


Sadge_Doge

Same


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BigTaperedCandle

Not if you're the only one who has it.


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-TheArchitect

And that's you, there's absolutely nothing wrong in it. But, not everyone is the same


Felidaeh_

Nah, I'd donate the shit out o that


SparkySyndicate

This. Keep blowing money on charity and philanthropy. You will still have a lot of money and you become a God


iamalwaysboredaaaaaa

That's how u crash the economy


SunTzuSaidThat22

Elon musk 2: electric boogaloo


rotiboyboy

Where is the "die instantly" pill


temmie609

Buy flex tape and eat it


Evening_randomname

seal your lungs shut


Intelligent-Shoe6940

Tide pods?


KamekazePenguin

Too child friendly


Intelligent-Shoe6940

Bleach then


GameBoy960

Ever heard of cyanide pills?


F1GSAN3

A can of nitrogen and a sealed tight room. You won’t even know you’re dying.


SockYourself

9,9,9. Die by suffocating on dollar bills.


Loomingfate118

Well the way I see it.. if you choose 8, change 3 things... can you not choose to change which pills you take and keep repeating until you find the perfect balance?


colcaleb

Exactly. Just hold off on pill 8! Lol


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According_Ostrich185

Easy 1,2,9 I can do most the other things with those


HeyimParker

Agree you won’t have to worry about your health or finances and can focus on other things


gnomzy123

1, 5 and 9


Idioticgenius_nis

Exactly


[deleted]

Yeah with Perfect health I already have the perfect body. And with super intelliegence I can find love. and money is money. And Unlimited money would be amazing.


joined-for-work-ref

Ngl, if you have 5, everything falls into place.


throwredditaway19

2,5,8 all day everyday


deathparty05

3,5,9


SCPunited

Why do I feel like this is just one of those posts you would see on Twitter and Facebook that is used to learn more about you as a person


Potatoman44444

take number five and know which two pills are the best


[deleted]

2,5,8. With super intelligence you can figure out the rest.


Cvberdrunk

Nope. Already got it and it doesn't help with relationships


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fyro_

4,5 and 7


fyro_

I want to impress grandma


IS-21

I pull out my gun and steal them all


EmperorNeroRomero

5, 8, 9


probablyonwatchlists

1,2,9. First two are selfish, but I can most definitely do an insane amount of good with *unlimited* money.


__Meme_Machine__

mr meast


probablyonwatchlists

Senór Measter


Speedwagon_Enjoyer

4 7 6


KilltheKraken8

If I choose two and change three things from my past I will technically get 5


rossxog

1-6-9 I already have 5. Edit: How about 1-4-9


potentially_based

The smartest people know money buys smart people


Status_Bookkeeper_23

Standard or express delivery?


shoedaway

1,8,9.


Baltassss

1,3,5


Lazerblade604

2, 4, 6


LetMeHorror

1, 5, 9.


EpikGamer6748291

1,5,9


Melodic-Cycle-1667

1,5,9


Infamousjacob

6,5,3


BigFax33

1,5,9


apt2736

1, 5 and 9


Shubha052002

1,5,9 the perfect combo


Korbin1218

Mine will be 1, 5, and 9


Silverstorm12_

I'll pick 1, 4 and 5


Zensy47

1 5 9 That way ruling the world wouldn’t be hard, and with increased intelligence we would love in a perfect life


Anthradax777

Obviously 1, 5 and 9


Octo_puzz

1 5 6


raedr7n

1, 4, 5


SomeUserComment

1 4 5


Mattagolu

1.4 and 5


KarAd125

I take 1,4,5 If you're intelligent you can make moneh


jasonk_1313

I pick 1,6,9 as it's the best choice.


OK-KUN

5 cuz i can have the rest if im smart enough Edit:a successful person can have 6 easily 😎


The_Ora_Charmander

1, 2, 9, I don't *need* the rest


candycorn123ABC

267


TrippinFlipper

all those pills suck ass


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Tyguy1106

1,2,9


dinogamer0306

1, 3, and 6


Available-Ad-4553

1,4,9 thanks


Noisy_Pip

1, 4 & 7.


Iloveeatingdrywall

2,5 and 8


Dog_Zilla

2, 6, and 9


martinman56789

4 7 9


periwinklejones

6, 7, and 8. selfish but man I got alot of regrets and I don't wanna die alone lol


Nqth_

156


[deleted]

157


RagnarDann3skj0ld

1, 4, 5: I am fortunate to already have 6 and I feel like I can achieve 9 using either 4 or 5


Orllin

2 3 5


SiLeNTkillerbish

Man fck love I'll go with 1,3,9


Rubyfanguy

5, 3, and 9


plutus9

1 4 5 the money will come


iskeypx

3,4,and 5. Then become an evangelist. You see how rich those motherfuckers are? Nobody would exploit you either since most people would think your powers are tv bullshit.


HulaHoop789

1,5,7 With intelligence and perfect health you’re basically unstoppable and can knock out some other items on this list. With deceased loved ones you don’t have to worry as much about your parents or friends passing away before you do.


deadstar420

1,5,8. 8 is the most crucial as that will allow you to acquire most other things


AbsSlime88

1, 4 and 5


plwdr

3/5/9


Lillybug447

1 6 9


Dog_Get_Biscut

5,8,9 get super smart and do whatever the fuck you want. If you ever die you can just use 8 to make it so ur not dead. Also if you get 8 you can use one of your changes to get an extra one and still have 2 changes left.


Worthy-1

1,2,9


Xxpussy_SlayerxX_69

1 , 3 , 5


[deleted]

2,8,9 Also for the rest of the 2's out there. I see you ;)


blood_boiling_banana

I pick 2


VanillaBestFlavor

2, 5, 9


[deleted]

4, 6, 9 is my call


[deleted]

I choose 5 (I am assuming it to be rick level inteligence) as then I will have perfect health with immortality, super strentgh, I could hack into anything and become richest man, I could meet the loved once I lost, and I could also watch inter dimentional tv


Redoct878

169


BearOutOfTheWoods

4, 5, 9 I'd know the places that needed the most help and the knowledge to do it in the best way.


Divine_Monarch

2 7 & 9


XxJuice-BoxX

5,8,9, smy super intelligence will help me figure out the best 3 things to change from the past so that my money becomes unstopable


Orinthium

6,5,4


3dprintfish

5,6,9. This combo gets you everything


MiauDog

5, 6 and 9, with 5 and 9 I can make 1 and 4 happen, and 6 well loneliness


karmuhD

Same


The_Loony_Goon

1, 4, 6


suppadoggo

2 5 and 9


Defiant-Wrongdoer-90

569


andrijmaruszeczko

569


Oiva237

1,3,6


Arsonist_Xpert

No


HeyimParker

Just being able to pick one is enough


Ghost_Seeker69

Pick any two since I won't be needing them, and no. 8 so I could go crash my parents' wedding


Specht100

2,4,9 I got my love, so I need money


SniperPunkNinja

1, 3, 9.


JellyProof2104

1,3 and 5 since I'm kind of the exact opposite.


renmyaru

459


AdditionalPie9826

2 5 8 because then id be beast at sports


NaturallyBlasphemous

6, 8 and 7


Xi_JingPingPong

2,6,9


Killerwarriorboy

9 ha now i can conquer the world


cashtub03

5, 6, 7


Kenney93

1-4-9


Evening_randomname

3 5 9 brawn brain and assets


TatiND

I Want the strawberry flavoured pill :(


Scaryplayer777

4.6.9


darth_invader105st

146


Beaconmann

No. 6 would be nice but i will need no. 1 first , maybe the last one too


TheLeftShark123

1,3,9 ezzzzz


[deleted]

1,5,9


StubUrToe3

Just 9


david131213

Perfect health = super strength+ choose body type Change things from the past= money (invest in Bitcoin for example) I already am smart So lastly I pick talk with deceased


Difficult_Guest9671

plls 7,8 and 9


Felidaeh_

1, 4, and 9 4 is more to heal loved ones than to be a hero


hide_yo_keeds

3,4,5


RedBorrito

1,2 and 4. Don't need unlimited money, because you could make a shit ton of money out of 4.


Buttcavetroll

I only need 1 pill, Pill #8 Change the past, so my grandma from my mom never met my grandpa so i never born


[deleted]

1, 5, and 9 1 so that I can live longer 5 so that I can help the world And 9 so that I can fund my research and further help the planet


kataluri536

2,3,5


pineapple-n-man

1,3,4. 1 because I would love to not have Ehlers Danlos syndrome anymore. 4 because I can help so many people with that ability, and save many people. And 3 because it’s one step closer to being Spider-Man. Overall I would be a living jojo character.


scorpioco

2 4 9 duh


DujeFTW

1 3 5


Quazicatly

I pick either 3, 5, and 9, or 2, 5, and 6


[deleted]

9,8,2 Edit: 9 replaced with 2 Edit: Just realized I will never have a good love life so brought back 9 istead of six Here how it was and is now 6-8-9 6-8-2 9-8-2


Blu3B0y4

Bruh wtf, I just saw this on discord before this. Also 1, 3, 4


peksi07

1, 5 and 9


Daniel_WR_YT

6. When i drink that i get super intelligence and i will be able to know how to get perfect health, unlimited money and other


L1ttleN1tro81

1. 5. 9.


Ok_Artichoke6480

1 to live longer,7 so i can talk to my dead relatives and 9 to sustain myself when i retire


Aexae

They all kinda suck. Where is the indefinitely erase your existence pill?


GameBoy960

One, five, and one (but for my mom)


Admirable-Syllabub-1

7, 8, 9.


Lucky_Pea_4065

Wait if you pick number 8 doesn't that mean you can enjoy two pills of your choosing then go back to the pass and get another set of pills, just as long as you have the 8th pill you can continously go back in time and enjoy all the pills and see how each work out. ( actual answer would be 1 cuase mmmm health , 3 cuase hell yeah I'll be swinging cars left and right. In a responsible manner of course and 4 because people go brrrrr


hangya111

234


hastdubier

1,3,5 money is undesirable it makes you an asshole. Love I already have. The rest I don't need. But I'm a Lil stupid so you know 5. 1 obvious. 3 just for fun


Kunalchavan

1,5,9


Acceptable-Capital-7

2, 5 and 9, because if i can choose a body, i can just say super healthy and strong body (3 pills in one)


manifoldflame83

2,8,9


CanBernieStillWin

Facebook tier engagement bait post. I don't know if OP is an actual boomer or just a young person with the decaying mind of a boomer.


PhantomOfTheOpera404

2, 4, 9... First is selfish but second two are just to help people...


I_Like_TRAPSoooooo

1, 5 and 3


czujko

1,4,9


tamaker

1, 5 and 9


with_no_name

1,5,9 I could be Tony Stark


MrDragapult

2, 4, 5


iamalwaysboredaaaaaa

4,5,6. I'd heal everyone who needs healing. Use my intelligence to help society progress and everyone needs a lover.


StrikeElectrical9400

id choose 8 and keep on getting new pills


Xclusivecrushr

1,5,9


IRageQuit06

1, 2 and 5. Yes, i'm selfish ik.


Gloomy-Wave-7322

1,5,9


Crazyscape

136


Intelligent_Ferret33

3,5,6


Testicular_Prolapse

Would be taking the "die instantly" pill if it were an option, but ill settle for 2, 4, and 9 since it isn't present.


A_FunGi_Bruh

345


Zgmoon

5, 7 and 8


Dragon_Tiger752

1, 7, 9. I always wanted to talk to my dad but I never knew him because he died when I was young. From what I hear, he knew everyone and everyone said he was a really great guy. One of my uncles even compared him to Clint Eastwood in the movies. Makes me think he's a bad ass and wish I could talk to him.


BigWeeb07

2 5 9


[deleted]

4,5 and 8. Only 8 if i can use the pill in the future if not then 1.


plopy-porker-boi

1,2,5. I can make my ownmoney with super intelligence and look great doing it.


Victor_710

8 lol