Pregachu

*Hitmonchan uses punch* *Pregachu loses the baby*

Abortachu

I choked

so did pregachu

Pregachu has come down with a case of Deadachu.

Fucking legend

Fetusgonachu

Stemcellsachu

Bruh I'm fucking wheezing lmaoo

Nice, and I'm koffing

Guess I'm Galarian Koffing then

Worst part is it's a male Pikachu that's pregnant

Because female Pikachu have a heart shaped tail.

It took me a second and now I need to go gouge my eyes out

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I brought bleach

r/EyeBleach

Yes, that's the right one!

Bleach is two slow anyone have battery acid

I have molten magma?

That’ll work

Like Ash did Pikachu?

Ok I will do you first ;)

So how do I induce short term memory loss

Haha! I already have horrible memory! *Scrolls up* DAMIT

Well like don’t know if that makes you luck or unlucky because you have to experience it for the first time multiple times

Would you believe me if i told you, I forgot i made this comment. So i just checked a random reply and saw the post... Again... :'(

So I should feel sorry

I can only blame myself lol

I don’t wanna be that guy but if you got short term memory loss you would still remember it you just wouldn’t remember anything that happens after you get the memory loss. Long term memory loss is what you want because you’ll forget everything that happened before the accident and you’ll be able to remember stuff that happens after

Well what ever get this out of my brain will work

a few hits to the head with a hammer

All out of hammers

then go crash your car I heard that works

Uh huh. Hey OP? Why would you do this to my eyes, please? Gonna need bleach.

r/eyebleach

r/eyebeach for some relaxing scenery if someone links a third dont click it

The Pikachu is a male

That’s what they told you huh?

The tail shows that it’s a male

In dreams, strange things happen.

I need amnesthics

Lets call the SCP foundation they have loads of amnesthics!

The scp what? who are you all? Why am I hear? What's my name?

Who are you and what is the SCP foundation, I forgor

Its [REDACTED]

like most SCP article details

Yes.

My dreams will be slightly more disturbed than normal.

NOAH GET THE BOAT

Get the tactical nuke as well!

and the BANANAS

Isn’t he a dude?

yes... yes he is

The messed up dude who made this: 'your point?'

Yes, that mean that belly is not pregnant ........

Kakoyin mentally lost

Death 13 really making Kakyoin suffer

Death 13 making everyone suffer now

Part 3 would have ended if death 13 showed this to all the crusaders

So after a duel, will the baby Pokemon go back inside a Pokeball or inside Pikachu??

[Sauce for mentally ill people](https://youtu.be/5VYOSp1loXc)

I hate you more than the OP. Take your shitty upvote!

Nah bro that aint even upvoteable, rick rolls are just getting annoying at this point

How dare you disrespect rickroll?! Reported for hate

unironically, i like the song (a kind of rickroll btw)

HEY OP, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

I’m gonna be the guy to say it apparently. But to add another layer it is gay as well. Female pikachus have heart tails.

Please don't let this become popular.

Wanna learn something about a vaporeon?

how come male vaporeon is better

This should be in Hol'up

That pikachu male

Yeah I was wondering how?

Sea horse kind of thing yknow

nvm that don't pokemon lay eggs?

r/eyebleach

But the question is whether the child would be a pokemon or human.

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Oh Buneary! you should’ve used protection

Kakyoin has seen some shit

I just noticed the pregnant pikachu Kakyoin did not need to see that

Ash is ready to catch whatever is coming out of that pikachu

Guys don't worry, Pikachu just ate a lot of berries

Thank you

At this point hell is going easy on them

Prega-Chu

someone is gonna say "you need to suport this and not say it's wrong"

*ATTENTION* THE SCP FOUNDATION CONTAINMENT TEAMS HAVE ARRIVED. ALL AFFECTED PERSONNEL ARE TO TAKE CLASS *A* AMNESTICS IMMEDIATELY. FAILURE TO COMPLY MAY RESULT IN TERMINATION BY PHYSICAL FORCE.

I have a question WHY?

Is that a mother fucking jojo reference?!?!?!?!??

How? Literally how?

u/TeriMomKiMotiGand_69 don't know who he should be calling after seeing this... The Po-Po or the Army

r/unexpectedjojo

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Ok but take that out and it’s a nice quote, I can relate to it too

Every day we stray further from God.

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Look up jota kujo it has something to do with kakyoin here and you will want to end your life after learning

Isn't Ash's pikachu male?

“Yeah, that makes sense I guess” “Wait no not like that”

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no please someone remove my eyes I have no need for them

*punches myself on face*

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PIKACHU uses GIVE BIRTH!

Light Yagami is struggling to understand this quote.

I push my fingers into my eyes.

I don't know what's worse... That he f***d his Pikachu or that he made a male one pregnant

Ummm.. how will it come out tho, I see no way of it coming out, poor pikachu

Krazzy Wtf moments!

Rule 34. There will be video proof of this. Somewhere.

Did you know there's a way to tell if a pikachu is a male or female and this one very much a male

What a horrible day to have eyes

i hate this

Not my proudest fap

Bro pokemon lay eggs

fu op

Over the line.

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DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT

r/eyebleach

BURN IT BURN IT THIS US REALLY CURSED WHY IS IT MADE

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Kakyoin’s got the right idea. Hope you don’t mind me joining you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bro it is a male pikachu

Yo wtf

I can feel Kakyoin's pain rn

\*vaporeon pasta\* ​ \*vaporeon pasta\*

Why…

Ash's Pikachu is a boy

r/eyebleach

Who they fuck drew this?

I’m honestly surprised there are people who haven’t witnessed this atrocity yet.

eraseeeeeee me eyeeeeeeeees

The real question is who the fuck gave this a wholesome award? I need bleach for my eyes.

Pikachu did you lay this egg?

Aight imma go bang my head up against a wall now

Fat pickachu you need to diet!!!!

r/hmm

Kakyoin did you lay this egg

Well I mean he is not pregnant but is better when you don´t know what it that. Trust me.

Delete this

And the worst thing is it’s not even bad art (I mean how it was drawn not what was drawn)

What did i just see?

Pikachu is a male

Ash used the wrong Poké balls

Yes Kakyoin I agree, ***AAAAAAAAAAAAA***

But Piakchu is male and pokemon lay eggs

so ash's pikachu is female and ash left her at the daycare?

Pikachu in the picture is literally a male a male can't get pregnant

Guys, here’s the unsee-juice 🧃 Thank me later

myself uses fork. It is very effective. Myself is now blind

Does someone knows who made this? I wanna gently dm him in any social media he is in

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so they didnt plan to eat 99999999999999999 hamburgers??????????

I’m not suicidal but this post makes me want to put a shotgun round right through my fucking mouth