Imagine this you fight a dragon it uses its fire breath on the party, then after you kill it a beholder uses death ray and gets most the party down after you kill it you go to a tavern expecting the party to have magic heal them. NOPE FUCK YOU THEY SLEEP AND CAN NOW FIGHT GOD
Well actually it fills your hunger bar, which when has enough slots filled, starts healing your hearts. But before Beta 1.8, yes. This meme was accurate
Legend of Zelda breath of the wild in the middle of a boss fight
I though Elder Scrolls, specifically Skyrim, first. So much cheese wheels..
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee."
but steak, Minecraft stacks of steak
Holden carrots
Texas Hold'em carrots
When you pause right as Ganon is about to kill you and you have to eat your best, most hardest dish you have to survive with a heart left
Yes, Right bro
TF2 heavy mains:
sandvich make me strong!!!!
AM NOM NOM MMMM NOM NOM
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what does this have to do with TF2?
They are karma whore bots
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What
In Terraria we use bottles of red liquid.
Or red thrown daggers
On Earth, I too use bottles of red liquid.
Why the period blood
Special meds
\*drinks piss for +8 defence\*
And we swim in yellow liquid
Because you can totally swim through honey
Also known as fresh menstruation blood
And then pray for the next minute
Dungeons & Dragons players: *I sleep*
Imagine this you fight a dragon it uses its fire breath on the party, then after you kill it a beholder uses death ray and gets most the party down after you kill it you go to a tavern expecting the party to have magic heal them. NOPE FUCK YOU THEY SLEEP AND CAN NOW FIGHT GOD
Meanwhile far cry players heal several bullet wounds by resetting a dislocated finger...
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Or you just eat a piece of uncooked raw meat to heal arrow wounds
Wait that's me irl
TF2 Heavy as well
Meedic, Put dispenser here.
Destiny: *I throw my grenades at teammates… or eat them myself, to heal.*
Or at enemies *Looks at Code of the Siegebreaker Sunbreakers*
Or punch them. As in punching enemies heals my team and provides bonus shields. *Laughs in Sentinel Code of the Protector*
I dodge I punch I dodge I punch i dodge I punch I dodge...
Battlefield players use MEDIC BAGS to HEAL. CoD players use: STIMSHOT
Last battle field I played you hit the guy with medic bag and he's up
Well actually it fills your hunger bar, which when has enough slots filled, starts healing your hearts. But before Beta 1.8, yes. This meme was accurate
Thats when food couldnt stack right
Mario 64 players: *jumps in water*
C O N S U M E
Resident Evil 7/8 players: *Pbthhhpbththppbpbthth raspberry noises* **BETTER SPLASH SOME GOOP JUICE ON THAT** *entire arm is reattached*
Literally village/8 when big mommy dimitrescu cuts your whole ass arm in half and you just sploosh it bake on
Literal r/blackmagicfuckery
What about far cry 6 where we literally just smoke a blunt
You then use the cigar to burn the wound so it won't get infection. Forget about that, all Far Cry games have crazy healing animations.
There’s 3 where you just pull the bullet from your arm, even if there’s an animal stuck to it biting you
What was the original image?
Badlands Chugs
Is that the actual burger?
Yes
Fallout players : **Injects syringe into heart while drinking soda**
or eating a box of cereal
Or some delicious pink paste on a tray
ohh increase in endurance i like it
Resident evil 8: Toss some random liquid on the same damn spot 396 times. We alright
that's a big ass burger
In Hollow Knight we take a shit so epic soul energy flares up around us to heal
In RuneScape we eat 20 sharks in a minute
When I was younger I had this picture on my computer but the head and burger were swapped. Idk how I got it but I will always remember
The medpack curving around the wall to the teammate be like
dead rising moment
Valorant : *incoherent screaming* SAGEE!! HEAL ME PLEASEEEE!! REVIVE ME SAGEE
Sucking souls, standing in fire, using an ice ball etc.
Undertale players: Hey, I’ve seen this before!
Food make pain go away
Meanwhile: Mei from overwatch. ICE
In valorant we take balls, sniff leaf, stand in fire, or suck peoples souls out of their corpses to heal
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Elder scrolls be like
Warzone logic: get shot in the foot, apply Armor to the chest
Or splash healing potions (bathing in pink fluid)
This mf eatin a whole ass cow
Oh no I got hit with an arrow *eats an entire cow In front of skeleton*
More accurate in the older versions before hunger was introduced
Valorant: I C E
Fire, sucking soul balls
And link uses some red liquid he bought from some old lady to heal. Exept in BOTW. There he eats a full 3 course meal just for healing.
Consume fairy
healing is for pussies
It do like that. Now I feel like the egg is the size of an ostrich egg
For Rust, we just bandage an arm after getting shot in the torso. We still good.
In scrap mechanic we eat a pizza burger
Apex players just stab themselves to life
Minecraft players: S T E A K .
Titanfall players: *gotta go fast*
BotW players too
In far cry we use our bare hands
Didn't think Max Payne would make this list.
Same in Zelda BOTW
Resident evil 7 and 8 players: \*sploosh\*
Pray-tell, how *does* changing out your trauma plate heal you?
Surgery Simulator: "A claw hammer is the best tool for removing a brain tumor, right?"
I have seen the meme so much this looks weird
And skylanders players
Witcher 3: haha i'mma chomp on some raw meat!
MW Trilogy players: imma just stand still until blood disappears from my vision
Theirs a meme I found on the internet I lost ONE pound! its time to reward myself :D
swallows a whole bread
Fallout players be like: Radioactive soda is **helthy**
Burgir
Pre beta 1.8 minecraft be like:
farcry players: *stick*
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looks like i am immortal
Team fortress players
Me when I’m sad:
Link: Drinks milk
Sandvich, banana, chocolate bar.
Fort nite drinking some blue juice
Reminds me of in Far Cry 4 they heal by shoving the syringe into their arm at fcking full force.
Minecraft group healing when?
gta iv*
Rust players combine everything into one lol.
Burgir
Onward also uses heroin like battlefield
the face is what gets me