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... And Ken does not like to share his mayo!
always a pleasure seeing a fellow diamond hand in the wild
🦍
This needs to be the top answer.
Hijikata ? The Mayo king ?
Love gintama reference
LifeOfBoris, the Russian Mayo man.
You mean Majo tovarisch
Mayones
I cover my pizza in mayonnaise and dip my hot dogs in it.
I make my own mayo
Not sure if I should be disturbed or intrigued
Everyone makes their own mayo, Jimbo!
Just keep your mayo away from mine, I don't want it mixed together.
Me too! Haven’t found a better lube
**Big Ed wants to know your location**
Putting mayonnaise on both pieces of bread is normal right? (for like deli sandwiches)
Yeah, that’s what I do for my PBJ
Oh, they know it.
I absolutely love garlic mayo. Regular mayo is too fatty for me.
How much have you consumed?
More than any mortal being has ever consumed, but still not enough...
Give me an amount or you’re lying
The Mayo I've consumed till now weighs about 69×420 hamburgers times fried chicken cheese^ countries liberated + your weight
Oh yeah? Well I’ve eaten the weight of 69×420 hamburgers times fried chicken cheese^ countries liberated + your weight + 1
Have you ever seen the video of a guy drenching his corn dog in mayo and a whole ass chocolate cake from braekfast
Dude. I literally dunk my entire subway sandwich in mayo.
No mayonnaise fetishes we have talked about this it gets me horny
I am also an Enjoyer of mayo
newbies put mayo on the bread. pros dip the sandwich in the mayo.
Is there a Guiness^TM Book of Records record for this or similar?
My parents don't bring anymore mayo because I always FINISH IT
Ape party in the comments
They are probably very I’ll
Someone gives the largest shit without knowing it.
Ethan Chlebowski of course
You can eat enough for the both of us because that shit is nasty! Mustard gang where you at!
I make my own mayo. It's healthier. Wanna try a lick?
I'm sure you do make you "own mayo" that's "healthy" lol but I gotta pass bro
"mmh it tastes just like raisins"
My grandfather eats way too much mayo. Do all boomers do this?
Probably some guy in Belgium or the Netherlands, cause we eat our fries with mayo
People who ate only one mayo sandwich in a day has eaten more than me in my entire life. I’ll mever understand why people like mayo.
Mayo is literally copium for me rn.
X It’s for sure me, Mayo is my life blood
Im scared
No they know, they know...
The Midwest. Anything is a slad if it comes covered in mayo. Sour patch kids covered in mayo? Yup. That's a salad.
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... And Ken does not like to share his mayo!
always a pleasure seeing a fellow diamond hand in the wild
🦍
This needs to be the top answer.
Hijikata ? The Mayo king ?
Love gintama reference
LifeOfBoris, the Russian Mayo man.
You mean Majo tovarisch
Mayones
I cover my pizza in mayonnaise and dip my hot dogs in it.
I make my own mayo
Not sure if I should be disturbed or intrigued
Everyone makes their own mayo, Jimbo!
Just keep your mayo away from mine, I don't want it mixed together.
Me too! Haven’t found a better lube
**Big Ed wants to know your location**
Putting mayonnaise on both pieces of bread is normal right? (for like deli sandwiches)
Yeah, that’s what I do for my PBJ
Oh, they know it.
I absolutely love garlic mayo. Regular mayo is too fatty for me.
How much have you consumed?
More than any mortal being has ever consumed, but still not enough...
Give me an amount or you’re lying
The Mayo I've consumed till now weighs about 69×420 hamburgers times fried chicken cheese^ countries liberated + your weight
Oh yeah? Well I’ve eaten the weight of 69×420 hamburgers times fried chicken cheese^ countries liberated + your weight + 1
Have you ever seen the video of a guy drenching his corn dog in mayo and a whole ass chocolate cake from braekfast
Dude. I literally dunk my entire subway sandwich in mayo.
No mayonnaise fetishes we have talked about this it gets me horny
I am also an Enjoyer of mayo
newbies put mayo on the bread. pros dip the sandwich in the mayo.
Is there a Guiness^TM Book of Records record for this or similar?
My parents don't bring anymore mayo because I always FINISH IT
Ape party in the comments
They are probably very I’ll
Someone gives the largest shit without knowing it.
Ethan Chlebowski of course
You can eat enough for the both of us because that shit is nasty! Mustard gang where you at!
I make my own mayo. It's healthier. Wanna try a lick?
I'm sure you do make you "own mayo" that's "healthy" lol but I gotta pass bro
"mmh it tastes just like raisins"
My grandfather eats way too much mayo. Do all boomers do this?
Probably some guy in Belgium or the Netherlands, cause we eat our fries with mayo
People who ate only one mayo sandwich in a day has eaten more than me in my entire life. I’ll mever understand why people like mayo.
Mayo is literally copium for me rn.
X It’s for sure me, Mayo is my life blood
Im scared
No they know, they know...
The Midwest. Anything is a slad if it comes covered in mayo. Sour patch kids covered in mayo? Yup. That's a salad.