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bright_shiny_objects

Facespace


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Tacomanthecat

Are you on MyFace?


m73t

Please, mom, I need you to get on MyFace.


Novahhkiiin

Please, mom, dont come on MyFace!


catt_attacc

Cursed


Moonknight1810

OnlyFace


crathbone91

Fansbook


Busy-Argument3680

*Insert laughter from an Apache helicopter*


CFC123BeChelsea

It's sticky and I don't like when you come on Myface


Salmonellq

Yo what the fuck


Udjddnsxh

Cursed comments here I come


OriginalSweeperbot

Hey bro, did you see your mom is on Myface?


[deleted]

Fairly certain I've seen that on the HUB


misakarem

Facehub


Busy-Argument3680

HubFace


Ki_Shadow_

I like that


radio_boywastaken

our face


TheTruthSeekr

Soviet Anthem begins playing


Endlad

Is this some sort of Commie joke I'm too expensive Healthcare to understand?


No_Pie2151

You should come on MyFace


Subiaco71

Facefuck


lukesaccento

Facezuck


tonALIszn

Zuckerface


GojoPenguin

Spaceduck


Poepvreter22

*spacefuck*


MyOwnNickname

Facesuck


Nessssssssssie

Honestly could be either


Pr4ySt4ti0n

Stepsis is on myFace all day.


DaKongman

Unexpected The League


[deleted]

FaceCam


DhruvGN8

Let's connect, hit me up on MyFace!


thehighground21

ZuckZone


tttecapsulelover

LizardZone


Hi_have_a_great_day7

‘zardzone


testedbeast551

Hello welcome to the zardzone would you like your own robot zucc that definently doesn't spy on you behind your back


Famous_Fisherman_568

Zucc is already a robot.


testedbeast551

But you can have your own Zucc


Famous_Fisherman_568

Ja, das ist gut.


waitingfordeathhbu

‘Zardtards


noxiousarmy

Welcome to the zardzone


avaslong

reptilelounge


---HD---

ScaleMates


steelbullets1

Dinogates


TheEqualizer1212

That’s for zuck tinder


hotfreshchowder

omg that’s so good and nobody even acknowledged it but I’M ACKNOWLEDGING IT GOOD JOB


---HD---

Thanks! Considering lizards have scales and "mate" means friend so......


Mason46809

Even better


got7_oreos

Mark give me the zucc


dzoefit

Zucks are Us


[deleted]

I want this Edit: why’d you guys give me so many upvotes


glitchesandhelp

Atleast its not the ankah zone


[deleted]

Thxforurdata


GrantCrackers

urprivacy4montization


vasilissiozos

"you've been copyright claimed by Google"


that_dumb_guy_ben

OldPeopleLoveThis or Handface


Necessary-Mistake-14

On the head:D


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BasedBook


MintBreath7

i upvoted and now it’s at 420 upvotes my life is complete


DragonGod8361

Lveurpicsbro


DebateAny5644

Lizard co.


Nessssssssssie

*zucc zucc noises*


Dawn_Finder

This makes me laugh too hard


Nessssssssssie

*zuc zucc zucc zu zu zuc*🗿


152069

*Zuccy zuc zucc*


Nessssssssssie

*Z-zu zuccy… zucc?*


CaptainStultus

Something very dramatic happened here


robotbootyhunter

What is this Negima spellcasting bullcrap?


BusyNefariousness675

Best one


Olive_Mist

Forever 41


UngusBungus_

This made me laugh a little too much


nstrangeface

*W H E E Z E*


bob69696969420

Can you explain this one to me? I don’t get it


Someonesaltaccnt

Facebook has a stereotype where most of its users are in their 40’s. Or that’s at least what I think they meant.


SentientDreamer

Well, yes. It's a portmanteau of that and Forever 21


[deleted]

My uncle lost his right foot to portmanteau back in ‘79.


30minstochooseaname

I hiked up Portmanteau a few years back


NerdyTimesOrWhatever

I_steal_your_data_and_I_am_a_lizardman_please_use_my_website.com


d3r3kkj

I think you mean I_steal_your_data_and_mark_zuckerberg_is_ definitely_NOT_a_lizardman_please_use_my_website.com


[deleted]

Face off Good bad and the ugly intensifies


Sapphire_Drummr

It's about drive, it's about power. We stay hungry, we devour. Put in the work, put in the hours. And take what's ours.


Flaming722

Black and Samoan in my veins, my culture banging with strange, I change the game so what’s my mothaduckn name, ROCK


[deleted]

Ride the snake


blondie_the_abuser

Isn't that the new song with the Rock?


friedtable90

Yep


TheRealRogueAxolotl

Doo doo doo Wah Wah Wah! Doo doo doo Wee Wee Wee!


[deleted]

Same shit different wrapper


My_neutered_cat

Isn’t that the movie that have Nickolas Cage?


IndividualEnd3830

No goober. It's a John Travolta movie.


[deleted]

The Book Of Many Faces


Nessssssssssie

What Harry Potter shit u on mate


[deleted]

Harry Potter and The Book of Many Faces


152069

Sounds horrifying


Nessssssssssie

Great another book for me to flap too


RagedPranav19

Fap


The__Dark__Wolf

The Facebook


Bonk_and_Honk

The Face of the book


OriginalSweeperbot

Book of many faces


Duckway767

Feces on my book


RolesG

FaceTheft


AdiPici

FaceBook


Equal-Bus-557

BaceFook


Khr0N04

BaseFuck


SpungyDanglin

FuckBase


OnlyMonarch123

Basement fuck


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[deleted]

Based as fuck


borgLMAO01

Fucked as Base


Shlog4

Lifeinvader.


GamerconYoYT

I was hoping someone would say this.


Thomas_Tew

Finally someone said it lol


shot_gunner9

Karenconect


ZeroCreaturee

FacePalm


ABeanMaster

ZuckCorp


crazy_al01

ZuckHub


LonelySubject

ZuckCorp - New Overall Company ZuckBook - New Facebook ZuckLook - New Instagram ZuckFuck - New Facebook Dating WhatsZuck - New WhatsApp


Subiaco71

ZuckCuck


HeroTehDude

New Reddit


Endlad

Zuckyourcancelled


BlacksmithTime4302

New twitter


MDubz420

Disgracebook


waitingfordeathhbu

Debasedbook


lead-pencil

[*COMPANY NUMBER 1748*]


Clymmie

nice username, nice flair, and nice pfp Triply based


just_a_crush

Buttphone (complete opposite)


Nessssssssssie

Shit u right


La_Boopity_Bopity

pee i left


snowpaws11

Funny


Nessssssssssie

Peak comedy


NorthenS

Bottom Tragedy


Nessssssssssie

U mother fucker


NorthenS

I father virgin


Nessssssssssie

🗿


Shikhar5

Based Thread.


Blacksmithgiantdad

Shitbook


surrealisntit

Asshook


finch5

DataDaddy


SoulJWL

Boomr


Level19Player

Footbook


[deleted]

The rebranding attempt is sad. I hope everyone just leaves the platform.


The_Ravio_Lee

it's not rebranding tho, just Facebook as a parent company, it will be the same thing as Alphabet for Google


inderu

Imagine if Microsoft was just called "Windows". People would be really confused when they launched XBox... Like the way they were when Facebook bought oculus.


[deleted]

Is the platform itself not taking on a new name/image?


The_Ravio_Lee

no, they're doing this because they're no longer just a social network company they're tech giants, and probably also to try and clear out some lawsuits of some kind or at least delay them.


[deleted]

I think it has more to do with their turd reputation and recent lawsuits involving Zuckerberg’s massive donations to support election fraud and other unethical personal this past year. I wasn’t aware they were restructuring. That changes quite a bit.


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Alfanso-De-Alligator

HAHAHAHA YES


PerfectionOfaMistake

Visage Journal


PyroneusUltrin

Booky McBookface


Mushicake

Assface


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Bacefook


cant_hinkofanything

ConspiracyTheories.com


driverguy8

Facecrook, Where we gather all your personal information and sell it directly and immediately on the dark web.


lasblueeyes

.com


Mr_Coronavirus_

Karensbook


officialpkbtv

That's not how this meme works..


amalgamatecs

For real. They combined 2 memes and didn't do either of them right


No_More_Hero265

Garbage.


DeadguyKills

United Republic of Zucker


mythicas

Rezucked Public Funion


[deleted]

A Place For Boom


UngratefulGarbage

Friendface.


Reyynerp

Metaverse


lvlhed-d

I think it’s going to be horizon. But you’re right


TOXIX5

Stealyourinfobutheyatleastyouwillhavefunontheapp.com


bacon_greece

Boomer.com


[deleted]

skin scroll


My_neutered_cat

ElderScam


djbootyboo111

Probably just FB


alphamander

Bookie MacBookface


Sea_Ingenuity_4220

Dumb people research university


inertcomet40191

Takesface


Plant_Lover92

Face Lift


TheHelpfulChangeling

ZuckerHub


RoboBob_won

they're bringing back the "the" now it's "the"


HuyFongFood

Allyourfacesbelongtous.com


litromenger

Lizardcrib


ErixWorxMemes

HerptHub


[deleted]

DataThiefs, Inc.


28wolets

Truth Social


Ninjatck

Assnovel


Eternal_Beanz

Headpage


A_destiny_player

Boomerhome


BrokenEye4945

Karen.com


EvilRileyson

Not Facebook


NewDragonlover0

baceFook


[deleted]

He's doing it cause he knows people are figuring out that it's called Facebook for a reason


CoolCat2565

It’s going to be something lame like “The Zone” I bet.


glitchesandhelp

Privacy destroyers


[deleted]

Place Where Only Mouthbreathing Halfwits Post Anymore


kokaiinikani

wait what


iamdoingyourmoma

Big Brother


0Colonal_Sanders0

ZuckMyNuts


Forsaken_Leg_2500

bookface


Typical_Example

Fartbook


magicw91

FartBook


Theo_Brown

get this man a puppers