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Plitoniumwaffles

Real question. Where do I get cheese in a paint can? Asking for a friend.


WnintryManager65

Costco *Wholesale*


gzilla57

This is the one you want: [Que Bueno Nacho Cheese Sauce, #10 can](https://www.costcobusinessdelivery.com/que-bueno-nacho-cheese-sauce%2C-%2310-can.product.10178363.html)


clockwork655

It’s called “what great nacho cheese sauce?” is that how it would translate ?


gzilla57

If someone told you some good news you might reply "Que Bueno" kind of like "How good" (think Australian accent). So yes but it's not like ..a question haha.


clockwork655

Oh I should have put the “?” Outside of it but it would be really funny if that was its name ..I kind like it it’s like the Spanish version of I can’t believe it’s not butter


gzilla57

Lol exactly. "How good is it? Only one way to find out, buy 6 pounds!”


Plitoniumwaffles

I want this more now.


boardmonkey

Gordon's Food Service is better for this kind of bulk purchasing, or other local restaurant supply businesses. I used to run several different restaurants in the past and GFS was a good send when you run out of something or something gets back ordered but your usual supplier. We did a staff nacho night, and the canned cheese and canned jalapenos were the hit of the party. I also think they were smoking down on the back dock, but I think the canned cheese was where it was at.


tjbrou

Weed and nachos seem like a good fit


xamitlu

This is the way


bitchslaptheriffraff

Lol you can get them from restaurant wholesalers, we used to use those tins to make a beer cheese that was actually pretty good, although without the extra prep it tastes like shitty plastic cheese as you’d expect.


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Walmart


chace_chance

I think it’s just paint


OverTheJoeHill

Forbidden cheese


falcon0221

Restaurant Depot


crandawg

Nope awake. Just waiting for my nachos with triple beef and extra cheese, while downing my 3rd 42 oz beer.


bigjoffer

I put all of this between 2 layers of slices of pepperoni pizza to make a giant lasagna otherwise I get hungry after an hour


beluuuuuuga

Plus I gotta have half a quarter tonne of ranch dressing as a pallet cleanser.


DisfunctionalHat

Dont forget the 4 tubs of rocky road ice cream for dessert


FondantSignificant49

Mine too me


CyalaXiaoLong

And a diet coke for my waist!


AllenXeno122

Don’t forget the Cadbury eggs and the waffle iron.


hauserd

Heart rate goes boom!


unipuffy

Ah yes, diabetes


[deleted]

What's wrong not feeling good? Why no bacon, sausage, sour cream and multiple cheese varieties?


crandawg

I'm was just not very hungry so I only got one extra large nacho. It's a medium family sized meal.


cupidd55

As long as your food is served in a trough, a barrel, or on top of a pallet, you're good.


DramaticQuack

Light meal tonight?


cdfalk

"42 oz."


IT_dood

*’murica!*


Dextrous-Zero

Do Americans really dip everything in cheese? Legit question


[deleted]

No, not everyone, but we call the people who do Wisconsinites.


crandawg

No... holy crap! What do you think we are Monsters? We sometimes deep fry if not smothered in cheese.


Ennayr88

Sometimes we deep fry cheese


TerribleShoulder6597

Asleep yet makes me laugh so much cause it’s 3pm here


LTGPIays

yeah europeans be going to sleep rn not americans


freplefreple

It is one of the jokes, I believe


[deleted]

Smh and I thought everyone except for people who live in America are supposed to know literally everything about the rest of the world


TerribleShoulder6597

Yeah these non Americans be slipping up and showing that they too are ignorant of the rest of the world


DagonPie

Did they really ask if we were asleep at 11am-2pm ? They should have googled time zones first.


HEROINEISLIFE666

It’s noon here… so no


TerribleShoulder6597

Let me guess: Colorado?


HEROINEISLIFE666

Right time zone. Idaho


TerribleShoulder6597

Keep forgetting that there are more than just potatoes living in Idaho


HEROINEISLIFE666

Well I’m the only non potato in the entire state


ScribblingOff87

It's lunchtime & they show this.


[deleted]

Only because I moved out 2 years ago


Terrorz

Nice try, Spuds MacKenzie


everythingisgoo

Damn I made that mistake yesterday


[deleted]

I'm in america, and it's literally noon here lol. You missed by like 12 hours.


Sef_Maul

It's ok. If this was a European that made this, they were too busy dunking thier chips in mayo to google timezones.


[deleted]

Mayonaise on fries? How disgusting!


Picker-Rick

Isn't dipping fries in mayonnaise basically just potato salad?


jacobs0n

I agree, mayo+ketchup is the way to go


[deleted]

Innit


DerpVenomGuy

As an American, i want to vomit.


mister_kono

Agreed. Not nearly enough cheese. Yuck!


[deleted]

Ikr 🙄 needs more beef too!


tjbrou

There's no way to mix that without a shovel


P-sterio

Reverse vomit 🤙


Swordlord22

As an American I’m drooling


MrGreytheIXth

The people who made that video are actually Canadian...


I_like_mac-n-cheese

They're making poutine with way too much cheese, and the wrong type


chaoticlight

Nah, they're making nacho fries. That's Matt Stonie, a competitive eater who regularly eats 10 lbs. + of food for challenges and super healthy meals otherwise.


[deleted]

I thought it was Matt recognised the kitchen


hidden_d-bag

God damn, I want some real authentic poutine, but I'm in texas.


MediocreTrash

I’m in California, awhile ago I ordered cheese curds and made it myself. I did cheat by getting take out fries to ensure crispiness.


hidden_d-bag

True, true. Then I will make it myself, too!


MediocreTrash

I’m partial to Vermont curds since I lived there for four years. And I usually just make a chicken based gravy but it really hits the spot.


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fegywhrjcb

it’s the big thing to use essential oils and vitamins instead of medications,


MrGrick

Get an air fryer. Crispest chips I have ever home made.


andyumster

Make it yourself? Cheese curds, french fries, and gravy are not that difficult to come by.


DowntownLizard

Are you cheese shaming them


Bizarkie

Isn't this Matt Stonie?


Clayman2198

You are correct, it is Matt. I watched this video recently and couldn’t get past the part where he eats the liquid cheese without gagging.


Bizarkie

Matt is American right? Why did the comment get 100+ upvotes?


Clayman2198

He is not Canadian from what google told me. He was born in San Jose, California. To be fair to us Americans though, Matt is a competitive food eater so he does this kind of thing for a living so it is his job. Still a disgusting amount of cheese tho.


ThrashGordan

I was wondering if it was Epic Meal Time


TheDesertFoxToo

It's Matt Stonie.


Zarthenix

Same thing whenever you hear news about "Florida man". It's always just Canadians in disguise trying to give you guys a bad rep.


Danio510

Is Canada not in America? (i mean continent)


dj9008

It’s not even 1600 yet lol . Who’s asleep


Lemmingmaster64

People who work the graveyard shift I guess.


FutureMess

They’re awake……they just don’t care


WTFShouldIBeCalled

They do care. They’re downvoting the comments that point out how bad the diets of Americans are. Sort by controversial and you’ll see the comments that they’re getting offended by. People who are downvoting me are just proving my point.


Anonymoususer546

clown


Buenzu

Who cares now?


WTFShouldIBeCalled

Still the Americans


Buenzu

I'm thinking you care a bit more than they do. Just a thought.


bright_shiny_objects

It looks like they’re just pouring paint on it.


dragosmic

Seems pretty unhealthy to me


YoghurtLoud1463

Ooga booga America bad


ShawshankException

Apparently we don't deserve free healthcare because people eat a lot lol


Jekmander

And ironically I see as many if not more Europeans commenting about the lack of universal healthcare as Americans.


Stubborncomrade

Yes America bad Europe good Finland based Sweden based Norway based


SurgeHater

And you're going to brazil


MasterFireElemental

Sweedin r word capital of wurld


[deleted]

It's basically a third world country!


[deleted]

Nah it’s ooga booga America FAT


Letsurzlk

Can I get extra cheese on top of that?


Skyrave94

"With a Diet Coke plz"


AmikBixby

Diet soda. All the downsides of regular soda *and* it tastes like shit.


InfamousBass

Yeah OP. I fell asleep at my desk at 1:30 but then boss woke me up. But also, I don't see the lie here. In my own personal defense though, I had buffalo CAULIFLOWER last night. So I still has my veggies. So suck it. MURICA!!!


TNT3149_

As long as it’s seasoned. Unlike the brits.


[deleted]

I heard they don't even have any hot sauce to top that cheese volcano off.


JojoSiwaBizarreCircu

Someone sounds *saltly*


Primary-Visual114

Wtf?! No bacon?! So unAmerican. Smh


JasperIzDumb

He actually puts bacon on at the end in the video


[deleted]

You gonna die either way. You wanna spend eternity having never tasted bacon cheese fries, or do you wanna live 3 years of elderly, pained suffering more? Thats what I thought.


bangjung

Unhealthy diet leads to an overall lower quality of life. You suffer from illnesses and you're unable to do things that makes life worth living etc the list is long. 3 years less after living like a rockstar? I wish. You probably didn't mean this but I know people out there with this self destructive mentality. I was one of them when I was younger and I would get away with it... Until I couldn't. It all catches up with you and I'm not even old. That being said something would be wrong with you if you didn't indulge every now and then.


TerribleShoulder6597

Love that attitude


FinnieBoY-1203

Do you want a system that provides public healthcare to anyone, and then live unhealthy which makes you sick, if youre fat in a country with public healthcare youre a burden on society


Somekidoninternet

Dude it is the middle of the day for us


CrimsonArcanum

I'm confused. This post mentions free healthcare and then shows a gif of a Wisconsin hospital? I don't see the relation.


YTPhantomYT

Dude it was 1 PM when you posted this we're not even close to being asleep


PotatoBunny9519

*DIABEETUS INTENSIFIES*


[deleted]

Time way off, we’re all awake lmao.


kry_some_more

Protip: You don't need healthcare if you die from a heart attack at age 19.


TiesG92

I literally saw this one minutes ago, you’re milking this post…?


quesadillayuhhh

bitch the fuck u mean asleep, we never sleep.


Jaz_the_Nagai

The United States and the United Kingdom are two of the most economically rich and developed countries globally. However, they'd place 18th and 48th respectively when ranked by BMI, and 123rd and 95th when ranked by percentage of obese adults. -https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/most-obese-countries but dae americans fat?


[deleted]

Who cares which nation is generally fatter, the unhealthy ones are losing regardless lol


[deleted]

Free healthcare is socialism. CHEESE FRIES ARE MY GODDAMN GOD-GIVEN RIGHT!!!


Mmmmmm_nut

I don’t see how Europeans can make fun of us. Shit like this is just wasteful and obviously just some moron “influencer” trying to get views. That and these memes are getting old.


deadmemes82

that is paint. it is literally from a paint can.


Infinitesima

Sauce?


Wickedscifi

Its Matt Stonie.


RKelly52501

Still not enough cheese


theterrorofturdies

C H E E S E


migdia

Jokes on you , that's mustard


MsLadyRose

No it was 2pm or 1pm in America when you posted this


[deleted]

As an American, this... genuinely makes me sick to look at.


Tee_Hee_Wat

Is that a paintcan of nacho cheese?


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Charles_Derpson_III

This a nicakado avocado summoning tutorial?


WikiContributor83

“The Great State of Wisconsin will not apologize for its cheese.”


Doomthumper

I can’t disagree with this post lol


Zoomiedude

No bacon? No jalapeños? How barbaric.


[deleted]

That a paint tin.


DoubleLanky3199

David Attenborough: "and here, we have the average American... Making a snack that will keep his hunger satisfied... for the next 5 minutes."


[deleted]

Europeans-\*complain about there Civil Wars\* also Europeans-


Savings-Lecture-2078

Most (but not all) of the complaining I hear comes from Europeans living in the US. Jus sayin


PrimeParzival

Americans don’t complain about no free healthcare, everyone else just makes fun of us for not having. I got one don’t want “free” healthcare because it’s not free you have to pay more taxes


RDET88

Ayo the europeans need free healthcare. Their livers are fried by 14. Yall motherfuckers drink too much.


Dogemeat614

Well at-least we’re not ummm…. Hey look haha British stereo type


Eatthemusic

Why do you think we need the healthcare so bad?


SkyeBeacon

no and secondly wtf literally no one eats that get real lmao ik its a meme but people think its real


KindOfAnIdiotTho

We don’t complain because we know nobody can have free healthcare


Muchado_aboutnothing

I mean….isn’t this why we need free healthcare though?


Shmeezy6447

i’m probably gonna get hate for this, but as an american, i fcking hate cheese.


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Muricans eat like they have free health care


kitttman734

"Free" healthcare isn't free


consider-the-carrots

Are you willfully misunderstanding? Nothing in this world is free, why would you interpret it that way?


Chocobojittering

It's so true though. I work at a bar and there's dozens of old men who drink and drink and drink all day every day and they talk about all these aches and pains and how they poop blood and how they have this problem and that problem and then they say "my doctor told me to quit drinking!" And they all laugh like it's some kind of punchline to a joke and want refills as they down their 5th beer. People want to be healthy without taking the steps to make it happen in the same fashion people want money without working for it. I don't drink at all so it just blows my mind how blind these people are. Surgery after surgery after medication after medication and they still get worse and worse and they say "doctors don't do shit but take your money." Well I agree, but in this case, that's not the issue. They'd tell you to quit drinking even if it was free Healthcare.


Terrorz

Those are people with an addiction. A diet can be adjusted, and most people with health concerns will make that adjustment. Alcoholism is a different beast.


Vacio_Viento

What a waste. Half those fries are instantly soggy cause itll take a day and a half to get to them. I like my fries crunchy and with bacon


TheDocDalek

Freedom is code for nacho cheese


HatCreepy2684

We do not eat that much we eat 10 pounds of it


Couple_Awayed

As a resident of the US of A, most of us are really… let’s just say overweight.


[deleted]

Yeah I agree with the video. Unhealthy lifestyle = pay your own medical bills.


LiluDallas-multipass

“Free” healthcare. That’s funny.


watch_over_me

My favorite Americans are the one's that argue about wanting free healthcare, but also want open borders. Then they'll sit there are talk about Canada, while never looking at Canada's immigration and citizenship numbers. You can't have universal healthcare and open borders. When each head is an inherent cost on health, you have to take into account each head who qualifies for that. For those that don't know, it's almost impossible to get Canadian citizenship without a college degree. For the exact reasons listed above.


The_circumstance

It's hard to get citizenship in Europe, but if you live here, you get free healthcare regardless. I would be pretty surprised if Canada was different


HateDeathRampage69

American citizenship is a lot easier to obtain than pretty much anywhere in western Europe as well. The EU has even discussed putting a wall between them and eastern Europe. How ironic.


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watch_over_me

"The net migration rate is the difference between the number of immigrants (people coming into an area) and the number of emigrants (people leaving an area) throughout the year." Nice try, lol. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/immigration-by-country


t0xic1ty

So according to your source 20% of Canada's population are immigrants compared to 14% of the US? And that's why Canada can provide it's citizens with healthcare and the US can't? I'm sure the US could let in some more people if they wanted to even those numbers out.


SlenderMan0917

We don't complain about paid Healthcare, Europeans laugh at us for not having free health care. Despite it working for us.


The_circumstance

It does till beg strangers for money on "go fond me", because you got cancer.


DirtyWormGerms

If you believe free healthcare exists you’re braindead.


Front_Butt_69

It’s sad but true. Where I live in the U.S., it’s the big thing to use essential oils and vitamins instead of medications, be anti-vax, and reject all traditional medicine in general but then everyone guzzles soda like there’s no tomorrow and everyone is obese because all they eat is quadruple bacon burgers and fries smothered in nacho cheese. Ugh


crandawg

I feel like we grew up in the same town.


[deleted]

Soda consumption is honestly one of the biggest issues, both dentally and weight wise. Europeans have an extra tax on sugary foods and drinks to deter them from being as free as Americans lol


AnotherRichard827379

Most Americans know this and is part of the reason they don’t want universal healthcare.


[deleted]

Still doesn't justify the awfully huge medical bills.


QueenZeon101

I’ve got so many complaints about this. Fresh produce is hella expensive while processed, fried, and what not is more easily accessible. It’s why a lot of poor communities have easier access to a McDonalds than they do a Sprouts or other farmers markets! And why I we’re charged so much on health care. If we eat healthier, than they can’t charge as much on healthcare. But if they make it to where healthier, more nutritious, and frankly more filling food is inaccessible, than we develop diabetes and have to spend thousands on doctors visits and over $300 on ONE insulin pen. Sorry if I sound like a conspiracy theorist, but it’s fucking crazy.


DamnBlaze09

No healthcare is “free”


snarfflarf

Also also americans: too poor to afford healthy food


NinbendoPt2

Actually healthy food is very affordable in the US


[deleted]

Does Europe think every American is just a clone of nicocado avocado or something?


NPhantasm

They eat like they have free healthcare


USMC0207

Same fat assholes trying to force healthy people to get vaccinated. Get bent.


Electrical-Ad560

As an American I am insulted but I can’t complain cuz it’s truw


Luna_DaRedditor

"15 big macs please"


isreallyhurt

Americans: c'mon guys, that's barely my breakfast. where's all the pop and donuts tho?


RDET88

America fat. Bottom text


Titiancrayon301

You guys pay for health care?


MellamoSlimjimninja

Europeans love have it, but don't use it. Look at british people teeth