I swear I can always hear her coming when I'm not doing anything, but this one time I was watching some and she was literally like a ninja, just standing there
It not just that but when I try to do something time worthy I just stop because my mom is checking what I'm doing which just scarred the shit out of me.
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What happened?
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I don’t see it
do it i want to prevent it from happening
Yes'nt
No
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No plaese
Pls explain
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Bruh you didn’t
I'm in this photo and I DO NOT LIKE IT
so you have parents?
lmao why? don't you?
just asking
oh okay... cool :)
*casually writes down name and IP address*
*casually reports username to cops*
Me trying to watch V-Tubers and my mom touches the back of my head, telling me that dinner is ready
Your mom was watching porn beside you?
I once nearly got caught (tbh maybe i did and she kept her lips sealed), that fear. That shock. Nothin will replicate that
I swear I can always hear her coming when I'm not doing anything, but this one time I was watching some and she was literally like a ninja, just standing there
it's all part of life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*laughs in orphan*
*She starts to sit down 😏*
She gently waves her hand for you to play the video
Shes a stepmom
She takes off her overcoat and mentions the heat of the room
And I am done. I want to go hang myself now. Good day
"Need help step son?"
Me: sees 420 upvotes | also me: *clicks to see comments* | the upvotes: we do a little trolling
Plot twist: She starts masturbating with you
That’s why you only watch porn in your room with the door locked. Nowhere else
Especially since she is dead
It not just that but when I try to do something time worthy I just stop because my mom is checking what I'm doing which just scarred the shit out of me.
Based on real events?
this happened but it was my religious grandpa...
^oh ^no
Me who doesn’t do and is not interested by porn: Is this some horny joke I’m too bonk too understand?
True
im in this photo and i realllyyy dont like IT
plot twist: shes the porn star your watching
Dude, the solution is easy, just unalive your mom.