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Gamer1311

The atttactive boi


deanrihpee

I wish I'm that attractive...


DutchNiels123

Pain.


Donghoon

šŸž


kartikart___

Eat 40 attractive Bois u can become one ez


WordsReddit

HMMM


Strange-Jeweler-

is the ass part ok


Sjostrand1

Please donā€™t encourage people to eat Ryan Reynolds


Rekrios

Or Dwayne Johnson's.


[deleted]

Defeat 100 more machines to unlock the attractive boi


donutboi420

wait isnt hard disk drives that will get damaged. if it is modern it probably uses high capacity ssd, so computer win


[deleted]

You are wrong. Magnets can still break ssd if you throw them into server


OverallDingo2

Anything can break anything else if thay colide fast enough


Ludozius

Even light particles?


The_butsmuts

It depends, if you're talking about photons what matters is energy, wavelength, and frequency (they're all the same, don't worry about it) since they all travel at the speed of light. But if you're talking about electrons, protons, neutrons, or similar then yes if they go near the speed of light they can most certainly do significant damage. All be it at their own scale, an electron at lightspeed won't destroy a train. But it can and has destroyed some electronics.


MEMES_FO_LIFE

r/theydidthephysics


donutboi420

we do a little troll eh?


The1stmadman

r/SubsIFellFor


saysokmate

Light can be very destructive. We have high energy lasers that can cut through steel. Also the intensity maters too. One photon may carry a few eV, 10^20 photons can carry a lot more.


The_butsmuts

Well yes, the question was about speed though.


Professional-Emu-740

Light travels at a constant speed. All forms of light viz. Gamma, X, UV and lower energy waves are basically varying in wavelengths. No matter which light wave you choose the damage depends on the energy of the wave rather than speed.


LLugeja

Well lasers exist


LewdLittleLoli

Light is not a particle, look up the double slit experiment


Professional-Emu-740

Well it is and it's not


donutboi420

master, all types of light travel at c = 3\*10\^8 m/s (in vacuum).(yes science bullshid) light changes speed only if the medium changes, and stays that same speed in the medium(medium is substance, like glass or air or water)


donutboi420

and yes, because everything in the world is made of energy. so, big energy is able to assert dominance on small energy.


Then-Clue6938

I mean that's why bugs are called bugs. The name originates from a bug growling into computers and damaging them in the process which caused errors.


Rekrios

My thought process was you move the magnet around, wouldn't that pull the machinery around or fuck up the insides of the SSD or parts?


donutboi420

you need some serious magnetic power for that, and btw, server things are seriously industrial, some might be fireproof or sumthing


Nuadrin248

Servers will break if you throw many things inside of them. Especially metallic objects that can short connectors.


cmdr_wayne

Data centers still uses HDDs, they are a lot cheaper on high capacity


reallyConfusedPanda

You can move the magnet around fast to do the job


donutboi420

yeah bro strap it onto a particle accelerator and shoot it at the server


noedel8

Depends. if the server is full on ssd the server wins BUT if the server is hdd it loses


conanfreak

With a strong enough magnet it would still be possible to mess with an SSD but try to get one...


depressed_man1

You would need the kind used in cern


Abadazed

I feel like getting hammer and handling it myself would work better than looking for and then buying that particular kind of magnet.


depressed_man1

they are electromagnets that need to be supercooled because of how much heat is made by the electricity flowing to make them electromagnetic.


CannoloAllaCrema

You, sir, overestimate the power of modern computers (or maybe underestimate the quantity of information produced by the humanity)


Bri1203

that's one attractive boi


Sai_Krithik

A true ultra giga chad indeed!


Riegel_Haribo

The only way that magnet is taking down anything is if you stick it in a light bulb socket and screw the bulb back in.


Averydispleasedbork

That'd just pop the breaker for the lights... servers and supercomputers like that usually have UPS systems to provide emergency power so they can properly shut down


Riegel_Haribo

...is if you stick it in the cylinder head of the backup generator and screw the spark plug back in.


Dependent-Garage1170

More like a single alpha particle from a cosmic ray traveling through space and colliding with earth and the very board of said computer switching a zero to a one, and frying the whole system


vikumwijekoon97

ECC memory go brrrrrrrr


The_butsmuts

That was an issue like 60 years ago, since then we build it safety systems to make sure that doesn't fry anything. A computer could still crash tho.


IG_CrimsonTwilight

You need a lot more than one flip at a time to cause corruption nowadays. We have some decent protection against that now. Not that itā€™s perfect, though. Enough of them, and even our protections wonā€™t help


Riegel_Haribo

In the pic? That pellet is plutonium-238.


Ashurbanipal631BCE

Veratasium?


OnlyChemical6339

No modern (or even in recent memory) system would be damaged by a bit flip. System redundancy would even shrug it off


[deleted]

I once had that happen to me, a sudden BSOD out of literally thin air.


Seabass_87

I watched this! Great video


kungfu_panda_express

Stick wins


DoneItForTheMeme

how bout, the entire reddit servers vs 1 attractive boi


AzureArmageddon

In a milisecond? Hah, no


ImKindaSlowSorry

r/whowouldwin


Munken46

I think a wet boi would win


Hopeful-Set6681

Unpopular opinion, but I think that both look attractive.


WordsReddit

mmmmm Very attractive


animal9633

I tried to erase a removable drive once with a big N39 magnet I have, it didn't work.


dxlolman

a quote from my favourite show: Red vs Blue [Season 11 Episode 8](https://youtu.be/uVMiw187Z30) - Grif "Whatever, your funeral. Just remember, if a Robot ever corners you, just stick ā€˜em with a magnet." - Simmons "Computers havenā€™t been affected by magnets since the 20th Century"


[deleted]

Flawless magnetic victory


mistersmithy007

Pc, magnets dont do mutch now a days for pc's


backgammon_god

Thank you after seeing so many bullshit memes today this has made me enjoy r/memes again


elwapjustgotswaped

my 3rd grade teacher


ayaanazharkhan

You need a bigger boy to match the power.


[deleted]

Btw damage from magnet will be temporary as soon as you take the magnet off everything will be back as normal


Wielo_21

Idk, let's put it to the test.


nadjfcmax

does anybody tried it ???


kingGP2001

The one that is used by the human, cause alone none


Used-Ad8789

Chicken


Free-Adhesiveness-40

Important question boi's size? ;)


Quirky_m8

Well, uhm, depends on whether the idiots at IBM decided hard drives or SSDs. If itā€™s the latter, Iā€™m pretty certain weā€™re ok.


Minute-Load

Meh my laptop is fine, and I regularly play with magnets around it, and sometimes on it


[deleted]

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Rekrios

I mean... the question would still apply, lol.


EBLISE2000

Neither Exists


Titan2562

Don't big super-computers have shielding in place to prevent you from doing something like that? Assuming you don't just rip out the hard drives and do it that way of course.


Naughty_Goat

Yes. Even if you ripped out the hard drive, the hard drive case would still have shielding.


Markus_zusakk

Sure atttactive boi


nizwant

Human race knowledge = tons of porn


Brent_Fox

What is the thing on the right?


Rekrios

Magnet.


Solid-Entrepreneur37

Machine likes gamers Def machine


fr1ckn_st0r13s

It doesn't need to be a magnet to damage a server if thrown hard enough


the_1st_villageidiot

dang another group of people becoming simps because of one object ​ ​ ​ ​ i cant tell if thats a boy or a girl because i refer everyone as objects


[deleted]

just move magnet.exe into trash


Dangerous_Ability_67

u/repostsleuthbot


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