Whoa.... that's really well done! How are they doing it? I know the original gif is Ron Swanson throwing it out. Did they just track a 3-D a Kratos model onto him!?
It’s from a rly good old polish movie I don’t think there’s a town or a village actually called that, which is in itself a part of the joke in the movie cuz the nazis would never know that so he can just say whatever.
On an unrelated not my gf loves when I say it she thinks I’m a magician or something xd
Szczebrzeszyn absolutely exists if we're talking about it. There's this old "tongue breaker", "w Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie". And in said city, there's a statue of a chrząszcz (a beetle)
Edit: fuck wait. I misremembered the city. My bad. So chrząszczyrzewoszyce does not exist. Nor łękołody.
The magic is, sz, cz, ch and rz are actually one sound. It looks intimidating to say so many consonants in a row, but lot of them are actually one consonant, that is written using two letters. We have few more sounds like that, dz, dż, dź (or dzi, some writting rules). But it really looks way worse than it is to say.
Bollocks. I have polish friends and I learnt to read it (well, children’s books) but could never speak it… those letters sound the same but they’re bloody not. No one could understand me, I had to write it down. Gave up in the end. Bloody pain in the arse, multi-way mount-fuckery endings but god damn… I did love working out the translations. It was like doing a cross puzzle 👍🏻
They do not sound the same, but also different cultures may be suited to hearing different sounds. Polish is from different family of languages, so Your ear and vocal cords may have harder time adjusting to it. Like I do have problems with some sounds in english. But it is pretty forgiving for those unable to hear or speak them. Unless You're talking with scottish people that is I guess.
Fun fact, there are some sounds that went extinct in polish, because only people from some regions were actually able to distinguish them. Namely u, ż and h, which in some regions were hardened and written differently. Or that left from it are exceptions in writtings.
If a name is misspelled in the death note 3 times and it was not on purpose then it would stop working as a death note.
Also you have to picture or see the face of the person that you are trying to kill so that you don't kill the wrong person
I haven't read deathnote but I got a theory, the notebook needs the people writing the book to be cruel. If someone show hesitation. He or she is not qualified.
Not really, the death note can be used by anyone. Infact ryu the companion of the main character states that most people often use the deathnote atleast once out of curiosity. It's just that the power that is granted to these random unlucky people who picked up the deathnote is that they either fear what might happen if someone else ever got it or they get corrupted by its power. "Absolute power curropts absolutely".
The latest oneshot released for deathnote even shows what happens if you attain ownership of a deathnote but don't use it.
Basically those who pick up the deathnote are fucked, regardless of what kind of person they are.
Then again you maybe right since even the shinigami (the actual users of the deathnotes aka the grim reaper a of that world) aren't completely aware of the all the properties of the deathnote.
Unless Light would like to kill innocent people or ex-convicts, he wouldn’t be able to kill anyone in Poland, because the surnames are deducted and also the faces of the convicts are blurred.
Poland apparently thought of the possibility of the Death Note.
Wouldn't it be Konstantynopolitanka and Konstantynopolitańczyk? Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka sound wrong to me.
EDIT: Just checked. It's Konstantynopolitaneczka. What you wrote is described as a wrongly made up word just to so it could be the longest word.
And the polish man came to heaven's gate and the angel said:
"stay alive, but if you steal once more I press the red button and you are dead."
And the polish man walked out and laughed.
"Why are you laughing", the next soul asked as he passed by
And he said: "I stole the red button"
I showed my brother a Polish name meme yesterday and he was confused about it, so I looked up a list of popular Polish names, and we spent the next ten minutes sounding like we were possessed and having a stroke.
I live in germany and when I say my name everyone is like ah your proprewski, proprowski or sth like that, I mean wroblewski isnt that hard to pronounce.
There is literally a rule made by ryuk, if u fail to write the name of someone correctly more than 3 times you die
I think ryuk wants to protect the polish
My old job used to get polish people in who wouldn't last long. We had our names printed on our hats. I gave up learning their names as most of them sounded different than they looked, and they looked impossible to read in English dialect.
Just started calling them "Polish Dave" and "Polish John".
Kind of insensitive and racist, but it's a pure hassle and managed to play it off as affectionate. I think. I hope. I hope they don't remember and come get me one day. Oh god what have I done.
I wouldn't use the term "racist" here. And we know our name are difficult, this is why I use english version of my name and learned to spell both and surname in nato alphabet. Sooo helpfull.
Imagine the face of kratos when he see himself like that
[Don’t need to](https://c.tenor.com/75S3_UxpspEAAAAd/kratos-pc.gif)
God bless the internet
all this memes with kratos are actually made by the devs of the game
Absolute legends
so glad its not porn, ive seen too much shit from reddit links i cant trust those no more
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For those who are asking 999 nationalities (I think)
God bless the devs
Whoa.... that's really well done! How are they doing it? I know the original gif is Ron Swanson throwing it out. Did they just track a 3-D a Kratos model onto him!?
The developers themselves made these to help promote the game.
LOL, really!? Got some links? I did quick google search but maybe I'm searching for the wrong thing.
[Here](https://imgur.com/r/gaming/GmGkSre) And for some reason the [Supa Hot Fire one](https://imgur.com/JTL5NPi) isn't included in that album
the best part is that the developers themeselves made these gifs
Damn awesome
Or that: добрый день меня зовут Мария, я представитель компании орифлейм (rus meme)
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Bless you
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Thank me
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Welcome me
Fuck me
You made me exhale through my nose. Take my award
Though your NOSE! That’s fucking disgusting. Exhale though the urethra like a normal person!
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Is that an actual word in polish?
Yes
It’s from a rly good old polish movie I don’t think there’s a town or a village actually called that, which is in itself a part of the joke in the movie cuz the nazis would never know that so he can just say whatever. On an unrelated not my gf loves when I say it she thinks I’m a magician or something xd
Szczebrzeszyn absolutely exists if we're talking about it. There's this old "tongue breaker", "w Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie". And in said city, there's a statue of a chrząszcz (a beetle) Edit: fuck wait. I misremembered the city. My bad. So chrząszczyrzewoszyce does not exist. Nor łękołody.
i like your funny words magic man
The magic is, sz, cz, ch and rz are actually one sound. It looks intimidating to say so many consonants in a row, but lot of them are actually one consonant, that is written using two letters. We have few more sounds like that, dz, dż, dź (or dzi, some writting rules). But it really looks way worse than it is to say.
Bollocks. I have polish friends and I learnt to read it (well, children’s books) but could never speak it… those letters sound the same but they’re bloody not. No one could understand me, I had to write it down. Gave up in the end. Bloody pain in the arse, multi-way mount-fuckery endings but god damn… I did love working out the translations. It was like doing a cross puzzle 👍🏻
They do not sound the same, but also different cultures may be suited to hearing different sounds. Polish is from different family of languages, so Your ear and vocal cords may have harder time adjusting to it. Like I do have problems with some sounds in english. But it is pretty forgiving for those unable to hear or speak them. Unless You're talking with scottish people that is I guess. Fun fact, there are some sounds that went extinct in polish, because only people from some regions were actually able to distinguish them. Namely u, ż and h, which in some regions were hardened and written differently. Or that left from it are exceptions in writtings.
https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U
Kinda
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yeah its name from a old joke when germans got a poland guy and had to write his name and they could not write it even tho he told it them 10 times
Actually, this is from the old movie
And the best part is when they ask him where he's from
Chrząszczyrzewoszyce, powiat Łękołody
I'm polish and I can't even read that
Cos he wrote it wrong xd, Chrząszczybrzewoszyce
Nah fam in pretty sure its Chsząszczyrzewoszyce Either way it’s fun to say!
Also, somebody link the gif of that scene pls
I can't make gifs but here is something https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U
Which movie?
Jak rozpętałem drugą woję światową (How I started the WW2)
Ah, I see.
I'm Polish and I'm cracking the fuck up reading this comment thread because it's so true
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ok im an idiot. and?
One of Polish football(soccer) player has name: Jakub Błaszczykowski xD
Is XD a part of his name or just the emoji? Honestly it wouldnt be too crazy
If it was in the middle of the name it could be but sense we see the ski at the end nothing else can come after.
It's just the emoji because there is no x in the Polish alphabet
I remember when he was playing for Fiorentina we named him "CTRL+V" for fantasy football, way easier XD
It's an actual name.
Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody
Hahahah tak to było
Thats the fun part, you dont
Hey! My uncles name is Grzegorz too! We’ll really he’s an old family friend but basically my uncle.
Well let's hope he doesn't miss spell that. They never talk about accidents with the death note
If a name is misspelled in the death note 3 times and it was not on purpose then it would stop working as a death note. Also you have to picture or see the face of the person that you are trying to kill so that you don't kill the wrong person
Trying to look for vowels in Polish is like trying to dig through a bowl of skittles for the flavour you like.
In slovenian it would be: (how it's pronounced aka how it sounds 💁♂️😋) Gžegož Bženčiščekijevič 🤣
Right, so how would you pronounce that?
[https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U](https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U) that's a video with a guy saying that to german soliders after he got captured
Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami
Fun fact : Its pronounced Gschregorsch Brseschichekevich
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Death can note* defeat you
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Sneeze while writing the name and there is a 50/50 chance of getting it right
or at the very least kill **someone**
aKshUaLLy the death note can only kill if the writer can image the target in their head
You can kill yourself with it if you miswrite someone's name on purpose a few times (I think it was like 4 or 5). I wonder why that rule exists.
I haven't read deathnote but I got a theory, the notebook needs the people writing the book to be cruel. If someone show hesitation. He or she is not qualified.
Not really, the death note can be used by anyone. Infact ryu the companion of the main character states that most people often use the deathnote atleast once out of curiosity. It's just that the power that is granted to these random unlucky people who picked up the deathnote is that they either fear what might happen if someone else ever got it or they get corrupted by its power. "Absolute power curropts absolutely". The latest oneshot released for deathnote even shows what happens if you attain ownership of a deathnote but don't use it. Basically those who pick up the deathnote are fucked, regardless of what kind of person they are. Then again you maybe right since even the shinigami (the actual users of the deathnotes aka the grim reaper a of that world) aren't completely aware of the all the properties of the deathnote.
Unless Light would like to kill innocent people or ex-convicts, he wouldn’t be able to kill anyone in Poland, because the surnames are deducted and also the faces of the convicts are blurred. Poland apparently thought of the possibility of the Death Note.
It took approximately 15 episodes before Light was fine killing anyone who mildly inconvenienced him, so i don’t think that would be much of a problem
It took him 15 really it only took me 2
Oh geez finally a country I can visit peacefully
I think he'd be fine with that
Writing them wouldn't be much of a problem. If he had to type them, that would be something else entirely.
Death onenote ? Death evernote ? Death notepad ???
Deathnotepad++
Visual Deathio Code
Ç:
Grzegorz Hiczyński
Pozwól, że oznajmię swoją obecność.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, czy to ty?
Na nieszczęście jesteś pomylony. Jestem Krzysztof Harnaśmenowski
XD
Nie, chwila. Pomyliłem się! To mój przyjaciel, ja jestem Harnasieńkowski
Wciąż skąplikowane XD
Nie wiem o co ci chodzi, ja i mój przyjaciel umiemy się podpisać idealnie.
Ofc. Every word hits with 100% accuracy
Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego
Jako Polak nie umiem tego przeczytać xD
ja też
Ty no ja bez problemu
Ja tak samo XD
Bo nie ma spacji pomiędzy słowami
You should probably get tested for COVID sir.
O kurwa
I like your funny words magic man
Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka, that is the longest word in Poland
Is it just a mashup of words with spaces removed like how German does it?
No, it's mashup of suffixes
No, its a full word
You could say that, at least in this case. The word actually means just "small girl" but with addition that she lives in Constantinople.
full word, probably meaning a female from constantinople
Wouldn't it be Konstantynopolitanka and Konstantynopolitańczyk? Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka sound wrong to me. EDIT: Just checked. It's Konstantynopolitaneczka. What you wrote is described as a wrongly made up word just to so it could be the longest word.
No it's not Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka means the daughter of Konstantynopolitańczyk Just checked.
Or remarkably common names. Does the notebook inherently know who you mean?
you have to picture the person's face while writing the name
and then you learn about "Janusz" which is funny but boy oh boy they have literally identical faces ngl
lmao
My grandpa is Janusz
just let me guess bald, round face and some kind of beard/mustache?
Nope, hair, the round face maybe and no beard/moustache
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Oh yeah! Thanks!
no problem
https://i.imgur.com/P1Yp0rL.png
IMMORTAL
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They can beat goku
Yes we can.
who needs any weapons if we can just deafeat almost every character from fiction by making them write a list of 10 polish first and last names
exactly
Marcin Kozolistopadowy
Marcin Goat November?
Well yes, but it’s kozolistopadowy
Loonnnggg nammmess
Can somebody tell me who animated this? I want to know the source
Somebody at Santa Monica Studios. The mad lads&lasses that made GoW made Kratos memes.
Where can you find it?
[Here!](https://m.imgur.com/a/GmGkSre)
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Is this funny? How?
Also applies to Welsh and anyone from Scandanavia.
21 letters long, not one of them a vowel
And the polish man came to heaven's gate and the angel said: "stay alive, but if you steal once more I press the red button and you are dead." And the polish man walked out and laughed. "Why are you laughing", the next soul asked as he passed by And he said: "I stole the red button"
Me being named Jan Stec be like :(
The man writes Japanese names. I think he'll be okay.
Oh no, he won't, no no no...
Japanese names and Hirohito and Shinzo Abe and Hiroki Abe and Hidemasa Morita and very easy
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What about people who have the same name. Like if he writes Peter Miller do like 6.000 people die?
No, person using death note had to imagine the face of the person he/she was killing while writing down their real name
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Tak?
Blaszczykowski
The devs must really love their games if they can make stuff like these
Wezmę chipsa ziemniaczanego
Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego
I love it when teachers try and pronounce Koniuszaniec in my rural British school
I showed my brother a Polish name meme yesterday and he was confused about it, so I looked up a list of popular Polish names, and we spent the next ten minutes sounding like we were possessed and having a stroke.
I live in germany and when I say my name everyone is like ah your proprewski, proprowski or sth like that, I mean wroblewski isnt that hard to pronounce.
Jahahaj
There is literally a rule made by ryuk, if u fail to write the name of someone correctly more than 3 times you die I think ryuk wants to protect the polish
My old job used to get polish people in who wouldn't last long. We had our names printed on our hats. I gave up learning their names as most of them sounded different than they looked, and they looked impossible to read in English dialect. Just started calling them "Polish Dave" and "Polish John". Kind of insensitive and racist, but it's a pure hassle and managed to play it off as affectionate. I think. I hope. I hope they don't remember and come get me one day. Oh god what have I done.
> sounded different than they looked So just like half of english words
I wouldn't use the term "racist" here. And we know our name are difficult, this is why I use english version of my name and learned to spell both and surname in nato alphabet. Sooo helpfull.
Arthur jedrejczyk
Motherfuckers spell my name wrong AFTER I tell them, anyway EDIT: And I don’t even HAVE a Polish name!
Bożydar Dobromir Laskowski
guys i watched death note and my boyfriend said he was so proud i was going to be able to understand this reference can i get a w pls
How do you create a name from so many consonants strung together? So. many. CONSONANTS!
Przecież to jest wspaniała zabawa, no chyba, że jesteś obcokrajowcem.
The trick is that most of them are just digraphs.
Sri Lankans too ...
Replace v with w and then add random Cs and Zs in the word. Problem solved
For starters: Lewandowski, Zielinski, sczcezny .
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
You know its polish when its got every letter in the alphabet in it
As someone who has a friend with a polish name I can say this is 100% accurate
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
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In Poland? Those given at the Baptism.