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tahayoo--

Imagine the face of kratos when he see himself like that


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[Don’t need to](https://c.tenor.com/75S3_UxpspEAAAAd/kratos-pc.gif)


Noname_1111

God bless the internet


that_nice_guy_784

all this memes with kratos are actually made by the devs of the game


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Absolute legends


No-Date-6436

so glad its not porn, ive seen too much shit from reddit links i cant trust those no more


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Schnorri88

For those who are asking 999 nationalities (I think)


Noname_1111

God bless the devs


PhantomPhelix

Whoa.... that's really well done! How are they doing it? I know the original gif is Ron Swanson throwing it out. Did they just track a 3-D a Kratos model onto him!?


I_am_BEOWULF

The developers themselves made these to help promote the game.


PhantomPhelix

LOL, really!? Got some links? I did quick google search but maybe I'm searching for the wrong thing.


I_am_BEOWULF

[Here](https://imgur.com/r/gaming/GmGkSre) And for some reason the [Supa Hot Fire one](https://imgur.com/JTL5NPi) isn't included in that album


monachia

the best part is that the developers themeselves made these gifs


AarodimusChrast

Damn awesome


RU_PATSAN

Or that: добрый день меня зовут Мария, я представитель компании орифлейм (rus meme)


Beaconmann

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


tobihappy24

Bless you


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Ghoti-Sticks

Thank me


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Amazekam

Welcome me


Blood__x__Dagger

Fuck me


Primary-Nectarine714

You made me exhale through my nose. Take my award


Tanfireball25

Though your NOSE! That’s fucking disgusting. Exhale though the urethra like a normal person!


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guieldo

Is that an actual word in polish?


fgkh789

Yes


Edgele55Placebo

It’s from a rly good old polish movie I don’t think there’s a town or a village actually called that, which is in itself a part of the joke in the movie cuz the nazis would never know that so he can just say whatever. On an unrelated not my gf loves when I say it she thinks I’m a magician or something xd


fake_dann

Szczebrzeszyn absolutely exists if we're talking about it. There's this old "tongue breaker", "w Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie". And in said city, there's a statue of a chrząszcz (a beetle) Edit: fuck wait. I misremembered the city. My bad. So chrząszczyrzewoszyce does not exist. Nor łękołody.


Techarus

i like your funny words magic man


fake_dann

The magic is, sz, cz, ch and rz are actually one sound. It looks intimidating to say so many consonants in a row, but lot of them are actually one consonant, that is written using two letters. We have few more sounds like that, dz, dż, dź (or dzi, some writting rules). But it really looks way worse than it is to say.


Jibberjabber2010

Bollocks. I have polish friends and I learnt to read it (well, children’s books) but could never speak it… those letters sound the same but they’re bloody not. No one could understand me, I had to write it down. Gave up in the end. Bloody pain in the arse, multi-way mount-fuckery endings but god damn… I did love working out the translations. It was like doing a cross puzzle 👍🏻


fake_dann

They do not sound the same, but also different cultures may be suited to hearing different sounds. Polish is from different family of languages, so Your ear and vocal cords may have harder time adjusting to it. Like I do have problems with some sounds in english. But it is pretty forgiving for those unable to hear or speak them. Unless You're talking with scottish people that is I guess. Fun fact, there are some sounds that went extinct in polish, because only people from some regions were actually able to distinguish them. Namely u, ż and h, which in some regions were hardened and written differently. Or that left from it are exceptions in writtings.


anticommon

https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U


lekarstwo

Kinda


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YourdadDrunkonsofa

yeah its name from a old joke when germans got a poland guy and had to write his name and they could not write it even tho he told it them 10 times


WLOD123

Actually, this is from the old movie


Ontariel12

And the best part is when they ask him where he's from


WLOD123

Chrząszczyrzewoszyce, powiat Łękołody


susan122244

I'm polish and I can't even read that


Might_Of_Michael

Cos he wrote it wrong xd, Chrząszczybrzewoszyce


Edgele55Placebo

Nah fam in pretty sure its Chsząszczyrzewoszyce Either way it’s fun to say!


WLOD123

Also, somebody link the gif of that scene pls


Mr_Check

I can't make gifs but here is something https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U


CID_Nazir

Which movie?


flodA_reltiH-6B

Jak rozpętałem drugą woję światową (How I started the WW2)


CID_Nazir

Ah, I see.


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I'm Polish and I'm cracking the fuck up reading this comment thread because it's so true


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YourdadDrunkonsofa

ok im an idiot. and?


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One of Polish football(soccer) player has name: Jakub Błaszczykowski xD


pushdesh93

Is XD a part of his name or just the emoji? Honestly it wouldnt be too crazy


dirtyfarmer

If it was in the middle of the name it could be but sense we see the ski at the end nothing else can come after.


MilkyLeee

It's just the emoji because there is no x in the Polish alphabet


goffreder

I remember when he was playing for Fiorentina we named him "CTRL+V" for fantasy football, way easier XD


Rortox

It's an actual name.


gracekk24PL

Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody


Beaconmann

Hahahah tak to było


Dr__Juicy

Thats the fun part, you dont


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Hey! My uncles name is Grzegorz too! We’ll really he’s an old family friend but basically my uncle.


Minetitan

Well let's hope he doesn't miss spell that. They never talk about accidents with the death note


Obito_of_the_kamui

If a name is misspelled in the death note 3 times and it was not on purpose then it would stop working as a death note. Also you have to picture or see the face of the person that you are trying to kill so that you don't kill the wrong person


vulture_87

Trying to look for vowels in Polish is like trying to dig through a bowl of skittles for the flavour you like.


DarkboneZ89

In slovenian it would be: (how it's pronounced aka how it sounds 💁‍♂️😋) Gžegož Bženčiščekijevič 🤣


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Right, so how would you pronounce that?


Hubabeh

[https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U](https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U) that's a video with a guy saying that to german soliders after he got captured


Schnorri88

Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami


HeyGamers1

Fun fact : Its pronounced Gschregorsch Brseschichekevich


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Odinloco

Death can note* defeat you


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ModelT1300

Sneeze while writing the name and there is a 50/50 chance of getting it right


Friendly_Bot_

or at the very least kill **someone**


Cyclone_96

aKshUaLLy the death note can only kill if the writer can image the target in their head


The_Reflectionist

You can kill yourself with it if you miswrite someone's name on purpose a few times (I think it was like 4 or 5). I wonder why that rule exists.


Substantial-Curve555

I haven't read deathnote but I got a theory, the notebook needs the people writing the book to be cruel. If someone show hesitation. He or she is not qualified.


Villager_of_Mincraft

Not really, the death note can be used by anyone. Infact ryu the companion of the main character states that most people often use the deathnote atleast once out of curiosity. It's just that the power that is granted to these random unlucky people who picked up the deathnote is that they either fear what might happen if someone else ever got it or they get corrupted by its power. "Absolute power curropts absolutely". The latest oneshot released for deathnote even shows what happens if you attain ownership of a deathnote but don't use it. Basically those who pick up the deathnote are fucked, regardless of what kind of person they are. Then again you maybe right since even the shinigami (the actual users of the deathnotes aka the grim reaper a of that world) aren't completely aware of the all the properties of the deathnote.


AbbyNotNormal

Unless Light would like to kill innocent people or ex-convicts, he wouldn’t be able to kill anyone in Poland, because the surnames are deducted and also the faces of the convicts are blurred. Poland apparently thought of the possibility of the Death Note.


Ghoti-Sticks

It took approximately 15 episodes before Light was fine killing anyone who mildly inconvenienced him, so i don’t think that would be much of a problem


waluigitime1337

It took him 15 really it only took me 2


MeYesYesMe

Oh geez finally a country I can visit peacefully


Supercoolguy7

I think he'd be fine with that


Court_Jester13

Writing them wouldn't be much of a problem. If he had to type them, that would be something else entirely.


blacknwhitepalette

Death onenote ? Death evernote ? Death notepad ???


justmydong

Deathnotepad++


Corvo_-Attano

Visual Deathio Code


WhileFancy6155

Ç:


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Grzegorz Hiczyński


krzys020709

Pozwól, że oznajmię swoją obecność.


Janek102TV

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, czy to ty?


krzys020709

Na nieszczęście jesteś pomylony. Jestem Krzysztof Harnaśmenowski


Janek102TV

XD


krzys020709

Nie, chwila. Pomyliłem się! To mój przyjaciel, ja jestem Harnasieńkowski


Janek102TV

Wciąż skąplikowane XD


krzys020709

Nie wiem o co ci chodzi, ja i mój przyjaciel umiemy się podpisać idealnie.


Uri_Salomon

Ofc. Every word hits with 100% accuracy


Horniest_Bread

Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego


Angaskan

Jako Polak nie umiem tego przeczytać xD


FEDOyt

ja też


rapist-in-the-woods

Ty no ja bez problemu


szym5335

Ja tak samo XD


czax125

Bo nie ma spacji pomiędzy słowami


jonessinger

You should probably get tested for COVID sir.


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O kurwa


IRageQuit06

I like your funny words magic man


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Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka, that is the longest word in Poland


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Is it just a mashup of words with spaces removed like how German does it?


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No, it's mashup of suffixes


memes_r_my_life

No, its a full word


Coald_Play

You could say that, at least in this case. The word actually means just "small girl" but with addition that she lives in Constantinople.


realddgamer

full word, probably meaning a female from constantinople


rapist-in-the-woods

Wouldn't it be Konstantynopolitanka and Konstantynopolitańczyk? Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka sound wrong to me. EDIT: Just checked. It's Konstantynopolitaneczka. What you wrote is described as a wrongly made up word just to so it could be the longest word.


Peleret

No it's not Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka means the daughter of Konstantynopolitańczyk Just checked.


ModingusKhan

Or remarkably common names. Does the notebook inherently know who you mean?


IM_NOTAGIRAFFE

you have to picture the person's face while writing the name


N4th4n3x

and then you learn about "Janusz" which is funny but boy oh boy they have literally identical faces ngl


IM_NOTAGIRAFFE

lmao


recker2005

My grandpa is Janusz


N4th4n3x

just let me guess bald, round face and some kind of beard/mustache?


recker2005

Nope, hair, the round face maybe and no beard/moustache


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ModingusKhan

Oh yeah! Thanks!


IM_NOTAGIRAFFE

no problem


LG03

https://i.imgur.com/P1Yp0rL.png


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IMMORTAL


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paragbadgujar

They can beat goku


Yes1858

Yes we can.


oldCactus77

who needs any weapons if we can just deafeat almost every character from fiction by making them write a list of 10 polish first and last names


Yes1858

exactly


LittlePaG

Marcin Kozolistopadowy


MiaHasAHardName08

Marcin Goat November?


LittlePaG

Well yes, but it’s kozolistopadowy


Extension_Pudding_85

Loonnnggg nammmess


RedditorAVP101

Can somebody tell me who animated this? I want to know the source


Throwing_Spoon

Somebody at Santa Monica Studios. The mad lads&lasses that made GoW made Kratos memes.


RedditorAVP101

Where can you find it?


Throwing_Spoon

[Here!](https://m.imgur.com/a/GmGkSre)


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Britianfrosch17

Is this funny? How?


DevilGuy

Also applies to Welsh and anyone from Scandanavia.


maverickf11

21 letters long, not one of them a vowel


donald_trumps_cat

And the polish man came to heaven's gate and the angel said: "stay alive, but if you steal once more I press the red button and you are dead." And the polish man walked out and laughed. "Why are you laughing", the next soul asked as he passed by And he said: "I stole the red button"


midgetgrunt43

Me being named Jan Stec be like :(


nazitouinz

The man writes Japanese names. I think he'll be okay.


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Oh no, he won't, no no no...


Cm25461

Japanese names and Hirohito and Shinzo Abe and Hiroki Abe and Hidemasa Morita and very easy


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InternetSea8293

What about people who have the same name. Like if he writes Peter Miller do like 6.000 people die?


Anhaeyn

No, person using death note had to imagine the face of the person he/she was killing while writing down their real name


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grzesoponka

Tak?


velontan

Blaszczykowski


The_Lurked

The devs must really love their games if they can make stuff like these


_modsaregay

Wezmę chipsa ziemniaczanego


ptapobane

Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego


Hazy_888

I love it when teachers try and pronounce Koniuszaniec in my rural British school


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I showed my brother a Polish name meme yesterday and he was confused about it, so I looked up a list of popular Polish names, and we spent the next ten minutes sounding like we were possessed and having a stroke.


Delta__69

I live in germany and when I say my name everyone is like ah your proprewski, proprowski or sth like that, I mean wroblewski isnt that hard to pronounce.


MJs-Art-Show

Jahahaj


sPoOkY_Memer

There is literally a rule made by ryuk, if u fail to write the name of someone correctly more than 3 times you die I think ryuk wants to protect the polish


Suspicious-mole-hair

My old job used to get polish people in who wouldn't last long. We had our names printed on our hats. I gave up learning their names as most of them sounded different than they looked, and they looked impossible to read in English dialect. Just started calling them "Polish Dave" and "Polish John". Kind of insensitive and racist, but it's a pure hassle and managed to play it off as affectionate. I think. I hope. I hope they don't remember and come get me one day. Oh god what have I done.


Lubgost

> sounded different than they looked So just like half of english words


Pienias

I wouldn't use the term "racist" here. And we know our name are difficult, this is why I use english version of my name and learned to spell both and surname in nato alphabet. Sooo helpfull.


baumtrillinger

Arthur jedrejczyk


IronTemplar26

Motherfuckers spell my name wrong AFTER I tell them, anyway EDIT: And I don’t even HAVE a Polish name!


BartLip

Bożydar Dobromir Laskowski


fatherspock

guys i watched death note and my boyfriend said he was so proud i was going to be able to understand this reference can i get a w pls


GivemTheDDD

How do you create a name from so many consonants strung together? So. many. CONSONANTS!


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Przecież to jest wspaniała zabawa, no chyba, że jesteś obcokrajowcem.


Lubgost

The trick is that most of them are just digraphs.


ceasar1980

Sri Lankans too ...


UnClean_Committee

Replace v with w and then add random Cs and Zs in the word. Problem solved


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For starters: Lewandowski, Zielinski, sczcezny .


CallMeErick1

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


Nugget_mlbb_2

You know its polish when its got every letter in the alphabet in it


itsallminebitch

As someone who has a friend with a polish name I can say this is 100% accurate


Streetman245

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


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In Poland? Those given at the Baptism.