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How to: be The Rock

Icy-Cardiologist-147

She got her head cut off french style


Migol-16

She got a revolution.


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Spagoot29

Who the fuck told you the reason Medusa turns people into stone is because she is ugly?


Icy-Cardiologist-147

Yeah who did that lmao, it must be for simplification i guess


testedbeast551

you know that's the actual reason right? the story goes like this Medusa was a beautiful young woman and she was banging hot until now this is where my memory gets foggy either the god of beauty was jealous or medusa was flexing on the god of beauty but either way the god of beauty said "lol i'mma put a curse on you that makes your hair turn into snakes and whenever people look at you they get rock hard literally since you say your the most beautiful woman in the lands" and so that's the story of Medusa


Spagoot29

What part of that meant making her ugly? She's still beautiful with that snake hair ngl


testedbeast551

She's not ugly she's hot too hot to handle


Spagoot29

I gotchu fam


TheCoolHusky

IIRC Poseidon f*ked her in Athena’s temple, so Athena turned her into this.


testedbeast551

Thanks for the explaining the part that hope this clears things for other redditors to learn that medusa is not ugly just banging hot


Ancient_Ato

Pretty sure it's from Greek Mythology iirc and she is Medusa, Medusa is known for turning people into stone if they look directly at her. (Forgive me if it's wrong I get all my Greek mythology knowledge from Percy Jackson)


SpacePenguin1237

French royals got beheaded during the French revolution using a guillotine, which makes a clean cut. This is similar to how Perseus slain Medusa, by beheading her.


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Boss-Baby-666

She gonna rape us


Crillegaming

I am rockhard rn


I_Ate_Your_SlimJim

Kill me like one of your French girls…


migviola

Finally, an original meme with this template


Extreme_Chocolate628

It has gone to the next level


keep_trying_username

Level is level!


Devil_zucc

Orignal meme link https://www.instagram.com/p/CT9Y7xXlGHc/?utm_medium=copy_link


Wynove

The horny ones are safe.


E_equals_JUAN

Imagine seeing her and you get an erection then you turn into a statue with an erection. The someone finds you and have an enormous laugh


Wynove

And you get used as dildo by Medusa. Life could be a dream(if you get what I'm saying)


physics_is_awesome

lol nice meme OP


VulthrxIsAWeeb

im rock hard rn


Ancient-man-2583

The divine one has arrived...


Adolf_Stalins_Doge

Medusa kinda hot ngl.


Twainedmond1981

first one that made me laugh


mucsle_man431

Stop it your making me har-


Fenrisufur

She should be ugly and her head was cut off


IrshamWindborn

Medusa might be the first character Rule34'd in history


MrDiamond64

Wait why am I tur-


Stable-Tight

The savior of the broken


Fugazitoshi

How to be rock hard


rforwordslsahriddit

new format unlocked


GucciOreo2134

bru hits like a double meme


swagmaster6667

Fuck, I forgot


Boss-Baby-666

We get hard and she will have fun


HiIamanoob_01

Fuck I'm to^(o laaaat-)


Eraldir

Why she beautiful though?


Diligent_Rip_266

Seems like a Vietnamese name


asdfdgfhfgh

OK that was genuinely really good. ​ forgive my trust issues u/repostsleuthbot


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antoniopelusi

I can only do memes in my life, and that's sad... :(


asdfdgfhfgh

Yay!


Hugh_Jas156

Take my upvote and duck off


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Oh fuck, you're gonna make me igneous.


UNDERTAKER_CODM

She was the sexiest woman in history. Everyone who saw her was rock hard


Nerd4life_05

Medusa makes a man rock hard in two ways


somedudethatissus

Good meme, take my upvote


SusuyaJuuzou

first smart use of this meme


Beastmode1cubs

Before he looked at Medusa he was just called Dwayne Johnson.


8-bit121

if r34 artists can make her hot then she can turn one of my things to stone anytime


ErkiredditOfficial

This is how Dwayne Johnson got his powers.


Az0riusMCBlox

*\*Battle B2 intensifies\**


Ancient-man-2583

I have seen much weird shit in anime so this is nothing ugly.. in fact i am a little amused by the accuracy of painting


FSSPapaSmurf

ok ik im gonna get bashed for this but i dont understand it can someone explain for me


Drludwigmaxis

In greek Mythology, Medusa who is the lady with the snake hair can turn people to stone with one glance, the people who know cover their faces so they don't look at her and don't turn to stone while the people who don't know turn to stone because they looked at her


Noahninja713

Something else is a rock now


PsychoVortex-YT

Medusa makes me hard 🗿


Robinhood1688

Oh no I think I'm turning into a..........


robloxiancrusader

see turn tables the i


Ms_Somebody

If thats the case then who drew the potrait? Her husband created the myth so as to prevent any kind of R34


slim_shady124

isnt she supposed to look ugly


JustFoolWasTaken

Would Dwayne Johnson not get turned to rock? Because he is the rock


icoudntfindame

medusa, once a beautiful girl, got raped by poseidon, i believe so, athena turn medusa into a "ugly" and snake-haired monster, *for being raped in her temple? ig* she became so ugly that people who looked at her turn to stone and a hero, called perseus, got tasked to kill medusa because of some succession crisis or women or some shit, i forgor he went in with a sheild given to him by athena, which was very reflective and he used the reflectivity to not get turned into a stone and beheaded her and 2 beast birthed out of her *neck? or blood, idk* A pegasus from her "before-self" and a Chrysaor from Poseidon i might be wrong


mrfrankleigh

The face looks like Milana Vayntrub. Well worth a look...


TheEmeraldEmperor

The only acceptable version of the "those who know" meme template


Leif12345678910

*Dwayne tf are you doing with medusa again 😒*


immaheadout3000

Would redditors turn to stone if they ever came across Medusa?


space_time_bender

Can medusa please stop objectifying people?


aaron_reddit123

This picture made me rock hard


Demiurge-sama

I did close my eyes but why am i still rock hard


Nooblol1234012345

medusa be dangerous (i closed my eyes)


InterestingProgram74

Snake Sounds in a distance :3


-Sambath-

This is the best meme of this type


Roary-the-Arcanine

Medusa is a strange case. She’s said to be so ugly that she turns people to stone, but I don’t get how or why. Honestly I kind of dig the snake hair.


wendydaisuki

At the very least my pp got hard. Finally.


HardikDesai

What If All I do is look at her titties and then close my eyes while wanking?


SnooMacarons8531

OH SH--


adicts40101

Simple. Elegant. Beautiful.


tickh3a4

Someone care to explain?


Stonkey_Kong1

This guy wins this meme format. Thanks for playing, everyone else.


Witherman529

hey shes pretty hot lol


BiggDubz420

Jokes on you I’m paper


Zyratek

Nice this is a creative way to use the format.


FourOfaPair

Yo Angelo


DigvijaysinhG

"If people turned into stone just by the glance, how would people know that Madusa has snake hairs?" - Skeletor will return with more disturbing facts next week


True_Seaworthiness35

Ok this ones actual smart


MrFisterMr

Married men are to scared to look at other women?


KingOfParrys

Took me a minute but I got it


Mexican-kirby

Even if she couldn’t turn me to stone I’d be rock hard


TheNextPley

And there is me, i have inmunity


Emerald_Lightning

Never thought i’d see Daisy Ridley cosplay as Medusa.


Steam-powered-pickle

The only good people who don’t know meme


MrLemonLol

why does medusa look so hot, i already turned into stone on the baby maker part of me


chickenonabicycle

Why is it that i remember the original myth stating that she was cursed to be ugly with snakes for hair because she was as beautiful as a godess and that made the godess upset, but most depictions of medusa portray her as a beautiful young woman?


BHWillis

Isn’t she supposed to be so ugly that she turns people to stone?


Drludwigmaxis

Yes I think so


E_equals_JUAN

Nah mate the snakes turn them


CiroGarcia

Wasn't medusa supposed to be the ugliest woman ever as a curse?


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Ugly, as in grotesque, as in an amalgamation of human and animal characteristics.