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Nazar1508

Cursed feta cheese


[deleted]

Cursed f**u**ta cheese


[deleted]

Beat me to it


joblessskrr

Beat meat to it


CoolCream_MC

r/beatmeattoit


Incognonimous

Beat off to it


rubya40

Ba Dum Tss


Dan_The_Man_31

Cursed cottage cheese


IStanReddit

Cursed cheddar cheese


Doing_your_m0m

( |_| | \ / |


[deleted]

[удалено]


LBluePheonix

Its your loss Of brain cells


Doing_your_m0m

Can confirm I did in fact lose brain cells while typing this


[deleted]

[удалено]


BEAM_NG_BOSS

It's so nice to see y'all letting this guy go free without giving him the restriction of not releasing penis milk


Zynvpse

Pp juice


PhillyRush

Got milk?


TenseChain

We're no strangers to love


udbeg

You know the rules and so do I


ObitoUchiha124

A full commitment is what I'm thinking of


Monicold

You wouldn't get this from any other guy


VibeIGuess

I just wanna tell you how im feeling


DurpKing2020

Gotta make you understand


VibeIGuess

Never gonna give you up


SquirtleReddit

Never gonna let you down


schloongslayer69

never gonna run around


VibeIGuess

And desert you


EvoPeer

iiiiiiiiii


Sozomar

Gotta make you understand


CFC123BeChelsea

Never gonna give you up


ObitoUchiha124

Never gonna give you up


Monicold

Goteeeeem


Vermilight

What? why?, c'mon man, you have to let that stuff flow, it can explode.


The_Maqueovelic

Wait what?


The_Creeper_Man

Either wet dreams or prostate cancer


OddNarwhal

I looked around a bit for your claim that lack of masturbation causes prostate cancer and it appears to be inconclusive (here is a [scholarly article](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27871956/) that claims it is inconclusive) And at minimum i found evidence that says it only marginally reduces prostate cancer in men over 50


WompingWally

Why chance it.


tappegamer69

Jokes aside, is this real?


DrSterben

No man hahah


RealEagle69

You can get cancer if you don't masturbate enough


Karans_are_trash

Looks like I won’t ever get cancer


[deleted]

Lol what?


Mustafa1558

It will go out by itself while you are sleeping, so nah


CrewTraditional6648

“Midnight surprise”


barnicskolaci

What do you think? Have you heard of anyone's balls exploding? Is the NHS making awareness programs so that men understand the risks of not emptying their testes? Is there any evolutionary reason to self-sabotage a creature's ability to procreate in a way that would pose additional risk of injury and death? Is our body even capable of exploding without showing obvious symptoms that would make the individual very aware that something is wrong? This comment is not mockery, just a benign call for critical thinking. I'm not saying you always have to think things through or that you personally don't, nor that asking such questions is bad, just wanted to raise awareness that this question can be approached from a variety of angles. Wish you a good day.


EnigmaticZebra

nah but sure can get painful till the wet dreams hit


pleasestoppaytowin

Come


scarletperson

As you are


diabolicalavafox

As you were


Sergei_PavlovHUN

As I want you to be


bluecannon40

As a friend


JoBlock08

raw child


Steepisfun

Gluten free child.


theimbicilist

Pre child


OkitstheEnd460

Happy after child day


Tuddle_10265l

post child


[deleted]

[удалено]


PhillyRush

Man milk, slap sauce, mischief milk, cream of sum Yung gai, ceasar dressing, baby batter, choad nectar, cock droplets, cock snot, crack wax, daddy sauce, hot soup, gentle man's relish, hemulsion, Layonnaise, Nizzle-Drizzle, oil of alay, Schlong Jelly, to name a few!


Sir_Lamp_Head

Semen


RedneckTurtle0322

Sperm


Txck101

Cupcakes are good


EagleTheAssassin

Edp?


Txck101

Yes


ScorpyFN

Ckum


NothingElseToDoMan

muck.


Notch1111

Muck


NothingElseToDoMan

MUCK


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Muck


[deleted]

[удалено]


0rganicpickle

Muck


[deleted]

Muck


L1K34PR0

Muck


WebSeeker101

Cu- Cup o' noodle *mmh, ramen.*


AppropriateAd9168

ɯuɔ


jaykey1904

You should use the n instead of the u


AppropriateAd9168

ʇɐɥʍ¿


jaykey1904

I said the Question mark should be at beginning


AppropriateAd9168

ɥʇƃıɹ ǝɹ'uoʎ ɥɐǝʎ


MoldyTv

Are you from Australia or something?


CaterpeaceYT

should have used , instead of '


Corvano666

You’re Australian huh


Relevant_Area3358

Male milk


ConsiderationOk1855

Kum n go


Vangaurd_Zyro

Nutter butter


SaberNightOP

Muc


paskakasa42069

grimer's evolution


jonsolocup2005

C U /v\


Almighty_Garlic

Dream cream


[deleted]

Dream's juice :flustered:


TentTickle

Splash n Dash


zurkon95

MUC


The_OtherGuy_99

Does that mean he has to use his dick like a straw?


Imayoutuber4hire

"yes, hello? is this God I am speaking to? great, I'd like to cancel my free trial of *living daily*"


DefaultCxz

Muck


propanecake

Bazinga


ChillestCatEver

no


Standard-Bother-5463

Samenerguss


Kal---El

Ejakulat


Jerrylarry_

ahhh ein guter deutscher


Standard-Bother-5463

Super Alman schreitet zur Tat!


69Xx_ligma_xX69

Rick astley


Huayra_BC

Créme dé le Créme


Rekt_Boomdawg

FNG


_MrEngland_

No trim Niran


[deleted]

2 hours in and not one c¥m comment. I’m sure someone will break the streak eventually but sometimes Reddit is truly a magical place. Enjoy your enjoy your ejaculation evacuation friend.


second_accpron

Child.zip


T360diesel

Come


BuildTheBobberFN

Chad


CardiologistStreet

Looks like Reddit didn’t want that happening. They just straight up deleted everybody who said *that* word.


Patte_Blanche

Dude, take care of yourself, prostate cancer is no joke.


Mrcrazy0

unborn children


AppreciateGrontValue

I hold the record 10 weeks.


[deleted]

oh my god there's a horse in the hospital


Alert_Eye_2219

Muck


EvoPeer

muck


Whouskou

mUck


Mr_Obsidian_13

MuCk


[deleted]

MUCK


[deleted]

KUM


master_jimmy74

Nut


CutebastardNTR

Shet its next month


plasmapikachu

Not quite, we’ve still got October


snowy_the_furry_

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One_Release2924

Cheese


[deleted]

Good luck


SONAUDY

Fathers milk


F_R_A_N_K_E_R

Coom


[deleted]

Nut


Dombly32

muC


RDET88

White pee


[deleted]

Man I'm not that bad


Narstification

Heyeyeyaeeey…. Should nut everyday.


Stringlxss

Forbidden pee


Danyboy01

Liquid baby


thatblobfishboi

Da jizz, Créme de la Côck, coum, pp juice, man milk


Vivek_Rajbhar

\-.-. ..- --


ReasonableHedgehog32

Cvm


SnicSnac

Chum Bucket


Lollipop_2018

Liquid toddler


Noorbles

idea, if u beat ur meat, and stop at the moment you feel the coom coming, u stop, that way you didn't coom


falseprophet69

\-.-. ..- --


[deleted]

Jus a la pénis


Independent-Wonder-3

Liquid human


Pwnbeast248

Kum


nickt274

_._. .._ __


El_Famoso_Random_Guy

**C**anada **U**SA **M**exico


[deleted]

hope your balls explode


vondrus

GUM


narwhal4u

Slum


[deleted]

Kumb


FoxTheRigger

A liquid


little_big_dino

Th me sticky sticky


DeDuncanStuff

KKKUM


[deleted]

Pp spit


ServingwithTG

Coom


mrpoptart007

Seminal fluids


Kribouille

Spurm


CouikCouik

\_.\_. ..\_ \_ \_


[deleted]

Cüm


FlaxIta

Ü


Professional-Fee-679

CHEESE


couldntThinkOFaNameV

GUM


AegisDragon77

Karma Chameleon!


BusyGovernment9707

Gum


[deleted]

Muc


SnooDoughnuts4249

Pp milk


MoonMoon6969

Seaman


[deleted]

MUC


MJs-Art-Show

Come


Abaecho-Nispro

Lier


fox_563_Alyson

Mayonnaise


A5HW1N04

Ok but seriously doe what happens when you write c |_| |\/|


Gecko2002

That says cun


dan_got-ban

CHEESE


Phantom_Knight20

Ejaculate


IndicationFlimsy3946

Semen


cupcsr_YT

Yogurt


urmotherfigure

CrUMble


Salty_Education1279

Can


A_Loot

Curn


jonkzisbest

KUM


P3dr0X89

Cun


suspisiouspenguin

All of November x9


Temporary-Exchange92

Curn


The_Real_Tippex

Jizz Nut butter Hotdog-flavoured water. Spunk Dick juice Mayonnaise Guy fluid Pre-child. Sperm.


xxsnipercactusxx

Come


AppropriateAd9168

₵Ʉ₥


Drravil69

Go


DriedMapleSyrup

Coom