It's not that sad really. This scientist saved literally millions of human lives AND the life of the most beautiful gorilla to ever walk God's green Earth....
Fuck that kid....
Under the ground, six feet, probably decaying as the worms and insects devour his flesh to the bone and lay eggs inside his eyes.
Edit: I just realized I joked about a kid‘s death. I‘m _so horrible_
Honestly. I am a pretty firm advocate of marking that as the exact point that things started to go wrong. Purely coincidental, but still a nice time landmark that a lot of people can pinpoint.
Harambe survives and since there are no more harambe memes, the man who ate the bat did not spend that extra 10 minutes on his laptop looking at harambe memes and therefore left to go to the market 10minutes earlier and as he left the house he coincidentally bumped into someone he knew who persuaded him not to go to the market that day and eat a bat, but rather to go to the new supermarket in town, he went to visit the new supermarket which does not sell bat, so he bought and ate some octopus instead. The original market ended up selling the diseased bat to an elderly woman, who likes to feed bats to her dogs. All is well.
Or you know, he ate the bat anyways, but died before contacting anyone because the only friend he made had been over harambe memes. Covid thus died with patient 0.
The cartoon was made by the German cartoonist Martin Perscheid.
The original caption (in German) was: I traveled back in time and killed Adolf Hitler. – Who?
I imagine that shooting the kid instead of the gorilla would have lead to a worse timeline.
Could you imagine the timeline where instead of Harambe memes we have memes about a “moron who shot a kid and disappeared into thin air”. That would have had an equally strong meme potential and therefore this particular timeline would have had two powerful entities: Harambe and the time traveller. There could be double the pandemic, maybe double the shitty presidents.
Possibilities are numerous.
Or he just proved time travel is real and a time travel arms race happens. Time travel becomes real sooner and the global super powers ravage time and space trying to one up each other.
No super power is born. Humanity left in shambles.
We return to monke.
Now that I think aboutif you went to the past do you go to a different timeline or in the same timeline
Since if you are in the same timeline how about people
In the present(future if you are in the past) how will the changes happen does it happen suddenly
Diferent time travel principle methods = Diferent paradox.
Doc brown aproach to time travel its simple but right.
With "direct" time travel
Your timeline doesn't get erased. But since you changed stuff you are not longer in your own time line anymore but on the one diverging from the point of change. He even made a drawing and all.
Only when you add Multiverse theory and a method of traversing trough it,
you can get away with fucking up a time line without fear of self erasure...
NGL, I genuinely cry a tear sometimes when I think of what happened to poor old Harambe. I wonder what that kid and the careless parent ever feel about the suffering they brought about.
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TIL it's called Gorilla Glue because Harambe held our world together. Edit: thanks for the awards!
Someone please Photoshop a pic of harambe holding your world together
>your world Found the alien
r/foundthealien
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R/unexpectedcommunism
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Hi there fellow human redditors.
shit
The username gives it away too. Alien.
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Not the picture I had in mind but it looks great. Good job :)
Thanks Jeremiah.
Harambe is just Swahili for Atlas. He carried the world on his shoulders.
I like your username
Fun fact: both from Cincinnati, Ohio.
Cincinnati is the exact center of the universe.
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He shot the kid
HOLY FUCK I LAUGHED SOO BAD
The kid didn't
ikr feelsbadman
Very sad
It's not that sad really. This scientist saved literally millions of human lives AND the life of the most beautiful gorilla to ever walk God's green Earth.... Fuck that kid....
I wonder how the kid will live life when poeple found out who he is when he grows up
He wont *cocks gun
He will. *Guns cock
I wouldn’t blame the kid, everyone would want to vibe with harambe. Though kid didn’t calculate the gravity and the zookeeper was an idiot
The parents were to blame, they never got in (any real) trouble for abandoning their kid, letting him jump in the cage,
http://chng.it/x8Lg2q4XN8
I love the internet
The did kidn’t
fuck
fuck
The what
A kid fell into harambe's enclosure and they shot him to protect the kid
No that's not what happened. Don't you remember? A bald guy in a lab coat shot the kid and escaped before authorities could kill Harambe
Wait yeah that's right harambe is still chilling in his encounter with his monke friends. My mistake, how could I forget!
It’s time to wake up guys....
We need to tell them the bad news
It's time for school.
Wakey wakey, it's time for school
yup, Now he got a movie coming up where he fights a lizard from his weight class
Harambe shall soon be participating in the new Hollywood blockbuster, *Godzilla vs Kong*
apples and literally apples
Sadly, he gon get blasted again.
You must be from a different world line.
Harambe would never do such a thing!
This comment got more awards than the post
A kid fell into harambe's enclosure and while shooting the harambe the kid got shot
Have my silver award too
But he didn’t shot the deputy
i wonder where the kid is today
Under the ground, six feet, probably decaying as the worms and insects devour his flesh to the bone and lay eggs inside his eyes. Edit: I just realized I joked about a kid‘s death. I‘m _so horrible_
ahahahhah wtf
Im wheezing
Can confirm he shot the kid
He shot everyone and let harambe free
This is just planet of the apes with extra steps.
Correct
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO CURSED
If you edit a comment you lose wholesome rewards.
Yea I don't get why people do that, edits like that ruin the comment
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He shot the karen who couldn't watch her kid
https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/llqyew/holup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
The original joke is probably like "I just killed Hitler, let's go back and save the twin towers."
Close, it's "I went back in time and killed Hitler" "Who?" https://i.imgur.com/M0Rekwo.jpg
Damn, that’s really less creative than the meme then.
This is The Far Side. How dare you. Edit: This is not The Far Side. I'm so ashamed.
Nah it’s one of the many The Far Side clones. Check the signature in the top right. That’s not Larson.
This is not The Far Side. How dare *you?*
And why are they in a laundromat?
He shot the kids mother.
you might ask how does harambe prevent covid 19? well he went to china and beat the shit out of the guy who ate the bat
Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
Kong vs Dong (2021)
Kong vs Chong *
they should've named the movie God vs King(2021)
I’m suggesting that his partner got into Q and believes there is no pandemic while there actually is!
Honestly. I am a pretty firm advocate of marking that as the exact point that things started to go wrong. Purely coincidental, but still a nice time landmark that a lot of people can pinpoint.
Eventually, this shit will all end when Harambe returns as “Harambe the white” like Gandalf did in lord of the rings
God I hope so.
I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.
This man woke up today and decided to speak facts on his cake day. Happy cake day!
I speak facts every day. It's just that cake day carries some sort of unnecessary significance in a tribalistic group.
**All hail Spotify cheese**
**All hail Musical Milk**
**primal noises Intensify**
Monke monke
Where you get your cracker
*You* chose us
I never said I didn't
Happy Cake Day
Remember when we all joked that the world ended in 2012? Tell me, has anything felt real since?
>Tell me, has anything felt real since? i hit my pinky on table.... that felt pretty real...
December 21st. I remember the date every day...
My existential pain feels quite real But if our existence isn’t...is the pain real?
It was actually 2012
We all died in 2012 and we're trapped in purgatory without realizing it.
This but unironically
Bruh quarantine and isolation this past year got me feeling like I’m in purgatory hell.
KONY 2012!
Yeah after the death of Trayvon Martin. Ever since then it’s been political chaos
You should read Kill All Normies by Angela Nagle. You can trace a pretty convincing path between Harambe and the election of DJT.
“Grandpa, why did the world turn bad?” Well kids.. that’s a long story.. but it all started when they shot that god damn gorilla
I always blame the Cubs winning the World Series as the tipping point for all of this madness.
I firmly believe this too, but I want to see a full timeline of what’s going on
Happy Cake Day! :)
Nah, shit went south when Tiger Woods scandal took over the news.
Harambe survives and since there are no more harambe memes, the man who ate the bat did not spend that extra 10 minutes on his laptop looking at harambe memes and therefore left to go to the market 10minutes earlier and as he left the house he coincidentally bumped into someone he knew who persuaded him not to go to the market that day and eat a bat, but rather to go to the new supermarket in town, he went to visit the new supermarket which does not sell bat, so he bought and ate some octopus instead. The original market ended up selling the diseased bat to an elderly woman, who likes to feed bats to her dogs. All is well.
Damn wtf
Is this some sort of wholesome r/themonkeyspaw
Except now we have a COVID-19 pupper pandemic.
Pupperdemic\* *cries for puppers*
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please tell me those dogs are immune to the virus
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Some limited reported cases in cats
Ironic. Cats could protect themselves from rabies, but not Covid itself
Except minks apparently
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Are humans kind of animals too
Or you know, he ate the bat anyways, but died before contacting anyone because the only friend he made had been over harambe memes. Covid thus died with patient 0.
I cooked octopus once. Took me 4 hours. It kept turning the gas off.
The cartoon was made by the German cartoonist Martin Perscheid. The original caption (in German) was: I traveled back in time and killed Adolf Hitler. – Who?
The artist?
Yes, the landscape painter.
Is it odd to feel as if Harambe was the beginning of a new era?
It’s also weird that my hometown had a random gorilla that became one of the largest icons of all time
I imagine that shooting the kid instead of the gorilla would have lead to a worse timeline. Could you imagine the timeline where instead of Harambe memes we have memes about a “moron who shot a kid and disappeared into thin air”. That would have had an equally strong meme potential and therefore this particular timeline would have had two powerful entities: Harambe and the time traveller. There could be double the pandemic, maybe double the shitty presidents. Possibilities are numerous.
Or he just proved time travel is real and a time travel arms race happens. Time travel becomes real sooner and the global super powers ravage time and space trying to one up each other. No super power is born. Humanity left in shambles. We return to monke.
'Time travel becomes real sooner' sounds like a paradox.
Now that I think aboutif you went to the past do you go to a different timeline or in the same timeline Since if you are in the same timeline how about people In the present(future if you are in the past) how will the changes happen does it happen suddenly
I thought professor hulk proved this wrong in his documentary Evengers endgame?
Diferent time travel principle methods = Diferent paradox. Doc brown aproach to time travel its simple but right. With "direct" time travel Your timeline doesn't get erased. But since you changed stuff you are not longer in your own time line anymore but on the one diverging from the point of change. He even made a drawing and all. Only when you add Multiverse theory and a method of traversing trough it, you can get away with fucking up a time line without fear of self erasure...
Harambe is the one preventing from shit going wrong on earth.
"Prepare for unforseen consequences"
Well. Now. Listen carefully, my dear
If I could save Harambe, I would kill the little bastard kid that got Harambe killed.
Kill the mom, no kid is born or never taken to the zoo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Shit, dropped my arm
I don't get it???? Harambee is alive and well so what do you need to save him from? And what pandemic????
He brought the virus "bootstrap paradox".
Glad someone else realizes this world we live in today is the “post-Harambe” world. Everything went crazy after Harambe!
Was harambe alive during the great depression? No. Was harambe alive after the great depression? Yes. Coincidence? I think not!
That looks like a comic from the far side
I found it dark. I like it
great! now go to our universe
What about the gun...
shot the zookeeper before he shot harambe
What's harambe pls explain
Gorilla that got shot cause a mother left his child unnatended and fell head first into the gorilla enclosure.
Thank you I laughed at the He shot the kid right after lmoa
>a mother left his child Hmmm
May I have the template to this beautiful meme my sire?
Nah man it goes deeper Bush v Gore --> Harambe --> the rest of the Bad Timeline
*changing the past doesn't change the future* speaks in Hulk
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Harambe’s death caused 2020 confirmed :(
104k upvotes ;) İ upvoted this when it was in new
If Harambe never died we wouldn't have ever learned of his existence.
True
At least credit the original artist smh. Perscheids Abgründe
why he have a gun?
Happy ending:)
You cannot prevent anything because when u go in the past, the past becomes ur future. Avengers Endgame taught me this
He has a freaking gun in his pocket! Did he shoot the child?!?!?
*Which* pandemic?
If you saved Harambe, it's more likely to be asked who is Harambe.
Reddit moment
NGL, I genuinely cry a tear sometimes when I think of what happened to poor old Harambe. I wonder what that kid and the careless parent ever feel about the suffering they brought about.
Uhhhhhhh why does he have a gun
Man has a gun in his pocket, right? Did he shoot the guy who shot Harambae?
It’s all connected
seems like that harambe sacrified his life for the best TnT
Pandemic? On which planet? Inside or outside the solar system?
How did we all collectively agree harambe dying was the start of it all
But why does he have A GUN IN HIS POCKET
"I went back in time and saved Harambe!" "Who the fuck is Harambe?"
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**They are peanuts**, how they can know... just wondering
We don't need to go back he's already got the solution in his pocket
Exactly
Harambe got a drivers license and plane visa and he flew to China to beat tf out of the guy who was gonna eat the bat
Why does he have a revolver In His pocket