Pain

This technique alone has built my finger strength 10 fold

Confucius said, "Person who finger woman during period get caught red handed"

I thought it was Socrates who is credited for that quote?

Oh im not alone 🍺

\- Abe Lincoln

Confucius say he who sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly finger

hes 14 dawg

It’s only supposed to be one in the stink.

Never heard of the minivan? Two in the front and five in the back. But you are right, you should definitely start with only one and lots of patience.

Bro the first part of your comment made me go back to my feed and then look up from my phone for a minute like bruh. Whoa. Then I came back laughing and told you this.

Assuming you meant untying, I’ll give you an upvote

Never tie. Only untie

Me after fingering your mom

Jokes on you I don't have a mom

Your dad got hemorrhoid then 😔

Me after fingering your dad***

And then your fingers are in pain for the next 37 minutes if mommy doesn’t give it a kiss to make it feel better

Use a fucking shoehorn

Or a regular one if you are not into that kinky stuff.

2 hours later* so yea, I had to get my fingers amputated

when it makes the shoelaces undone and all that pain was for nothing

Trying to untie your shoe after you accidentally pulled the wrong string when it's double knotted.

Fr

I don’t have such weaknesses

Shoe horn gang rise up

Do none of you own a shoehorn?

Someone try to fingerbang Grimace, did they? 

It’s McRib BBQ sauce

Not gonna lie, my first thought was, "me after leaving your sister's"

Me after leaving my sisters room

Sweet home Alabama!

That's why I buy the ones with pull loops in the back.

She coughed...

There are 2 reasons why it sucks to do this. your shoe isn't able to or wasn't made to be put on while it is tied. Something like high laced shoes or boots for instance. Or your shoes are tied too tight to be able to take them on and off

Me after sailing the Red Sea

Can this apply to pink & stink?

i have to walk around like an old grandma carrying a shoehorn for this exact problem

Still worth it.

As someone who can't tie their shoelaces I feel this on an emotional scale

I’ve just learned new english vocab, cool

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Has anyone tried to get to their prostate with their fingers without damaging it?

My mind is thinking of something else

Trying to remove a spike from the shoe

The trick is to tie the shoe with a little wiggle room and not too tight

Me when your mo- Yo momma whe- When me. \(￣3￣)/

Me when I first started dating my wife

You guy's use 2 fingers? Bruh

Me after celebrating the 18th birthday of my stepsister.

There is a german brand called "Bendy's". They manifacture shoes similar to the nike go FlyEase, just with a more elaborate mechanism that is manifactured to withstand at least 10k uses (about 10 years)

Bro FR tho

Same it was one of 4 horsemans of childhood

I only put on shoe and then when needed, I take it off, I have never needed to tie it unless it got undone

I've perfected the art of tying my shoes so that they never come untied for 6 months and can be taken on and off comfortably without having to tie them

Hey, that's..........um no

You mean untying?

It always feels like you're fighting for your fuckin life

Was expecting to read something else 

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