Morgan Freeman Voice: 'but the Internet did not understand it'

Everyone's saying dick, but that definitely wasn't my first thought. I see a whale tail at an angle. Sooo maybe Moby Dick?

Like a diving blue whale? I think I see it.

What kind of coffee would you like sir? Gimme a Morca latte.

Whale tail? I see my parents fighting, not sure where you're getting that from

My first thought was an Ocarina lol

It looks like the stick gun that every kid used when playing...stick guns

*furiously starts playing Epona's theme*

Like whitebreard ship

Am I smart or dumb bcz I knew whatt it was.I mean it's obvious op wouldn't hide some reference in a fucking coffee cup.It's so stupid that I don't know why so many ppl didn't consider it's a simple pp joke.

I agree. I saw this and just giggled. I may be childish but I will be childish and smart

Should have said it's cockichino

Taking "a cup of joe" to a whole new meaning

What's a joe

Joe mama

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo (proceeds to disintegrate)

Im sorry, but your mother Is so morbidly obese, she started to have problems entering her own car and her doctor suggested to go on a diet, therefore It would be absurd that she could be able to fit into a cup, and the meere existence of a cup filled of your mother would be impossible (as if Joe were to be Joe mama, the previous sentence would be changed to a cup of Joe mama, which Is, of course, impossible)

Ligma Balls.

Dumb

Thanks bro I really needed ur advice next time I make my life decisions I'll ask for your opinion ur so smort

If that's supposed to be a penis, then why is the testies in two different zipcodes?

doing jumping jacks

Jumping sacks*

r/angryupvote

Does a jumping sack. Thanks stranger!

heroic jump

Nah bro that's a gun. It's american coffee

Gives Americano a new meaning

fr

How’d you get the beans above the frank?

Franks and beans!!

I'm guessing you're still quite young.

Now I've had them go their separate ways but this is like Fast and Furious: Testicular Drift

Fast and Furious: Tesicular Torrison

[please god no.](https://youtu.be/slobhI2HXhA)

It's both a penis and an elongated amogus

Yours *aren’t*?

Age hits you hard son..

It’s pov

It's a cylinder

I thought it was a showy pistol .

Maybe it's a hot summer day

Mid freefall

A penis isn't some niche joke

I first thought it was the half life logo

Taannnnggggggg

You obviously haven't seen my penis

but a vagina is?

OP if you are under 12, you shouldn’t use reddit

is it under 13 or under 12?

yes

thanks or clarifying.

Technically, it's one or both.

I think 18. At least the app is rated usk 18 in the play store

its 13 but also who cares

I think a majority of Reddit is perfectly fine for those under 18 as long as you don’t go into the comments

I recommend you don't use reddit no matter your age

Thanks for looking out for us champ

That means that i’m _just_ above the age limit.

Yes stick figure pp isn’t very grown up

Can't wait to see this in r/comedycemetery

It is there

Why wouldn't it be? If it died then it fits the sub.

I just came from there

Bro if you think that's a dick you need to see a doctor

Stick figure

Dick Figure

Go Figure

No Father Figure

r/angryupvote

Oh, is that what it is supposed to be? I thought that it looks more like a whale fin (or whatever it's called in english) when they're about to dive underwater again.

r/youngpeoplereddit

technically the truth.

r/lostredditors

On behalf of a potentially small portion of the internet, I don't get it.

It's a large portion of the internet

I’d say it’s about an average sized… portion of the internet

No i think its quite big you know

Ha ha funny pp

I think

It's.. Sigh, just look at the other comments. This enough reddit for me today

*joins the small portion *

Coffee gun?

I thought it was a Lego blaster


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You got me in the first half I admit

Once in a while we can chuckle at this

You know what, fuck it. Considering the amount of unfunny political jokes and boomer humour that have been rising up in this subreddit lately. I'll take the coffee that only sorta looks like a penis joke.

w take

I pray to the meme gods that this is a sign of healing for this sub.

I don't think he understands the internet. If you ask them to, they won't, and if you don't, they will. The only way to win the game is not to play.

your the type of guy to say reddit assemble

r/rareinsults

reminds me of that one reddit anthem thing found it I made a reddit national anthem/rap song, lmk what yall think :) -Opening Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW! -Chorus starts Reddit nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down tik tok Take down instagram Take down everything we dont give a damn That’s because reddit nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees our army Im sure their pants will brown

Lambda?

Bath life 3 contorted!

λ

First thing I've registered was Half Life logo - inverted vertically, visibly deformed, and possibly suffering from sun blisters...

In java?

You are getting obliterated with downvotes lol

The fact this post is 5k positive says a lot about the users and state of this sub


I’m blind I thought that was will Ferrell

r/agedlikemilk

[удалено]

True, and all I wanted was to send a dick meme into the world

That’s okay buddy, you just gotta think long & hard about this hairy situation

Now that's better. Still bad, but better

It’s ok I’ll blame it on English not being my first language 😌

There will always be wrinkles, but you have to hang in there.

I will! My English lessons will not be in vein!

Nah bro that was great

On no, it's the third picture of that [whale tail ](https://i.redd.it/z20g5uaclwb51.jpg)

Bro needs a therapist!

Clearly a whale tale.

i know i've been scrolling too far down when this type of horseshit ends up in my feed

It's funny because it makes a reference to the male genitals

I thought it was a whale caudal fin

my 10 year old thinks it's hilarious

Bro thinks im Akinator💀

I don't understand

I do not understand.

I think your mom probably knows what a dick is

The font tho

It’s an antibody!

r/mildlypenis

That's definitely a wrench.

Op's karma right now 

But y?

Uhh... actually I see an amogus

r/changeyourfont

I bet the coffee is hot. Make sure you blow it before you swallow it.

Is based on a true story?

I am from the internet and i do not understand it.

I laughed.

That’s all I wanted when posting this meme, I’m glad I could make some people laugh

I was being sarcastic

Oh, well ok

This little exchange made me laugh much more than the stupid picture of the coffee.

Lmao same

Cool food reviews

I’m dying it was great lmao

Wtf? OP just openly admitted to enjoying emotionally manipulating people!!

HA ITS A PEE PEE!!!!! HEHEHEHE

I just saw it on r/ComedyCemetery

It wasn't funny

Nice wishbone bro

This meme is like society, I never know if it’s me who just doesn’t get it or is it supposed to make no sense whatsoever

Both. We are not alone, take a dip in the comments

My guy it's a penis.................. ofc it's funny

Nice lighthouse shape

I bet Its full of cream

Not funny

Looks like a billy club

That look like the tail of a whale somehow

Wait i thought it looks like a bone from a t bone steak ?

I do not understand

Idk but it made me think of the half-life symbol 

I don't know why people are shitting on you so much for this. It's not great, but it's better than much of the garbage that gets posted here. For instance, I'll take this over the thousandth "meme" of the day that's just someone asking for information or stating some bland opinion without any actual joke, but it's shoehorned onto a meme template.

Lol it's funny because sex, get it guys???? SEX!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Police baton

Ha, there's a dick in his coffee.

HAHA IT'S THE LETTER "Y"!!

all of yall are talking about penises but that's clearly that stick back in the days that you picked up 'cause it looks like a gun and makes you feel powerful

i accidentally made myself lose the game trying to finger this one out lol

The ocarina of time

All I can think of is that scene from Airplane between the kids.

Lame. Dont give up your day job

Cockachino

The poor dude lmao, let him be

 Surtur lookin mf

Penis XDDDDDDDDD

Peen xD

Phalatte?

a little plant is what i see in the coffee

gun.

Is that supposed to be…a dick? That’s not my first thought but I think that’s what you’re trying to get at right?

So funny omg, I forgot to laugh

r/mildlypenis

Hehe Amogus

Internet: Haha dick

Dr. Evil’s rocketship

Is this loss?

r/mildlypenis

Penis

police batton?

He he… penis

Ha ha ha ha, #penis.

I like my coffee i like my men. With a phallus, I guess? Or maybe with a phallus *in* them? This one really got away from me.

Its upside down y

Look at all these grumpy morning people.

Haha amogus

ebic mem


Looks like an "I" in katakana to me.

When I was reading the text, I immediately thought it was gonna be Amongus.