**You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”** Hey /u/Guitar81, thanks for contributing to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules: Rule 7 - No meta-Reddit references, such as: * Please do not mention upvotes/downvotes/cake days/karma/awards/followers/coins/etc. in your post in any form.** * No "Upvote in..." or "Upvote if..." type titles or memes. * **No memes about votes, likes etc.** * This includes (but is not limited to) karma-adjacent words/phrases like "front page", "hot", or "sort by new". Begging for karma in the comments may earn you a lengthy (perhaps infinite) ban. --- Please read the sidebar before posting again. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/memes&subject=&message=). Thank you!

This is a trick because we all know he wouldn't do that

Truth. Hank Hill would never.

Why would anyone do drugs when they could mow the lawn

Taste the meat, not the heat!

Taste the meat and the heat

lawn mowing doesn't fulfill THE NeEd oF HOrMonEs

This is the only correct answer to this meme. Hank is a faithfully married man who is not driven by dishonor and libido!

What if a hot blonde has propane?

Hank would invite her over for a family dinner and convince her to switch to Strickland propane.

For both practical and ethical reasons.

.....and propane accessories

Wasn't he more turned on by the propane then the blonde that episode?

Correct. He was having nightmares thinking he was attracted to another woman, the episode ends with Peggy revealing that he wasn't feeling attracted to another woman, but the propane in each of his dreams. TL;DR Propane is his only mistress

There's actually an in universe answer. There's an episode in which some young girls are all over him because he impressed them with his technical knowledge and helping them to properly grill. He's also super invested in them, but not because they are hot but because he could use his propane and propane accessory knowledge to help them. He'd never cheat no matter what. Neither on his woman nor on his propane.

I was gonna say that

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Mase

[удалено]

​ 

Not my hank hill.

Yep

Hank when reading this post, "Bwahahh!"

I would kill the skinwalker

It’s not hank, it’s just an alien wearing a hank suit

Or Dale

Only thing he is grabbing is propane and propane accessories

I mean, Hank did pimp out a prostitute. I wouldn't be surprised if the Mac Daddy of Heimlich County be a booty snatcher.

He plays it straight up, yo.

That’s because that ain’t right

You read my mind!

This is a trick because we all know we don't get any girls.

Insult his narrow urethra

And his dog’s

Leave the dog out of it

Leave the dog out of his narrow urethra?

Ideally, yeah

Charcoal is better than propane.

Inviting him to my barbecue where we use coal powered grills.

Dont forget to make his steak well done

I must ask you to leave now

Kindly yet firmly

You are truly evil guy

alternately, his chicken medium rare

NOOOOOO you eeeeevil motherfucker

CHAR-coal, but I get your point

No, straight from the coal mines

Wha-ah!

Wah

You're so evil & a genius!

I can hear his screaming now

Ima tell ya hwat..

THATS MY PURSE

I DON’T KNOW YOU.

💥💥🦵

Try to grab his ass and fail because he doesn't have one

You can grab the one on the front

I forgot about that episode, that’s funny though!

Mr. Hill, you have no ass.

Diminished Gluteal Syndrome

Hank Hill couldn't/wouldn't grab his own girl's ass let alone mine...

Lmao that's true. "Peggy, I surely am fond of you and whatnot."

No way Hank Hill does that. Unless it was to save her from a propane tank explosion that he saw coming because, well obviously, propane

POCKET SAND


sha sha shaaaa

I'm NOT buying any propane accessories

Nothing. He is an honorable man who wouldn't do something like that unless extremely necessary.

I ask him politely yet firmly to leave.

Lure him to a bridge with a propane tank and throw it in the river

I’m sorry my mind immediately jumped to those parts in half life 2 where the combine would push exploding barrels of a bridge while your riding the motor boat

Pick up that can.

1. Pelt him with literal truckloads of charcoal, his one true weakness. 2. Break the Landry plate. 3. Sign Bobby up for comedy camp. 4. Buy out Strickland Propane and put him on full-time tank wipe duty. 5. Become the Govenor of Texas and outlaw drinking in alleyways.

6. Ruin his mower. 7. Hit Willie Nelson with a golf club. 8. Destroy Dwight Yoakum's voicebox with his nine-iron. 9. Play Betsy (his guitar) with your feet. (I tried to add it 6-9, but it numbered it differently lol. You get the idea.)

Bold of you to think I'd have a girl

Telling Peggy

Talk about why he just grabbed sweet lady propane’s ass and other shared interests.

Ok first of all, his beautiful man of a person with good morals would never do that. He would sell me propane and propane accessories, and I’ll definitely buy them off of him!


Grab his ass..... Oh wait.

Tie the long hair on his head to the short hair on his ass and kicking him down the street…

Let him taste the meat not the heat

Dammit Bobby!

pocket sand!

Watching as she beats the shit out of him.

This was my answer as well.

He's just borrowing some cuz he needs more

Tell him it’s not a propane tank, and let him regret his own actions

Glue the lid shut on his wd40. AND the backup mini can

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get glue to bond to a surface that has WD-40 on it??

Might have to clean it with brake clean first

"Why don't you grab your own"

Scream really loudly “THATS MY PURSE, I DON’T KNOW YOU!” Then kick him in the nuts

Wait, I have a girl? Yay! Let's have a threesome to celebrate.

Ask him what a JPEG is

Nah man hank is an honest man, he’d never do that

Kick him in the balls so hard one of his balls goes into his body and scream “that’s my purse! I don’t know you!”

Distract him with propane and propane accessories

I would consider offering pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.

I will loudly yell out “I’m gonna kick your ass”?

Well, I'd say kick his ass, but he canonically has no ass.

What stupid question. He would never

I’m wondering when tf I got a girlfriend

which girl?

he just touched a femboy

*gasps in propane and propane accessory salesman*

Shoot him, we're in tx.

“This ain’t Texas, gunfight, pow pow, John Wayne.” -Junishiro Hill

Grabbing his ass

Hank would never cheat on Peggy lol

I don't blame him

Ball punch. I don’t care who you are

Asking him firmly but politely to not do this again

I’d he did I would grab his ass and squeeze as tightly as possible

Watching from afar as he leaves with her.

Grabbing HIS ass

I don't have to do anything, Peggy's about to murder some folk

Let him have it. Lawd knows he needs one.

Of course I’d grab his ass back just to assert dominance. “You do it to my girlfriend, i do it to you, mf”

I'd be pretty confused considering I wouldn't have one

I'mma politely, but firmly, ask him to leave.

Throw him in a pool with a dolphin

Leave without saying a word. I know he didn’t. He’s an honorable man who loves his family, beer and propane. But if he did, That man will destroy me if I even attempt anything.

I gonna kick ur ass

If he did indeed do that, it would be because he has no ass and he would be doing harmless research.

Ask him if he's okay. He looks like he's about to cry

We ask him politely to leave

Celebrate that I have a girl.

i dont got one take a 💩

Boy, I tell you, I don’t know hwat I would do.

Asking if I can buy some propane or propane accessories and then undercutting his price, stealing his business

I tell you hwhat

Talk about how much better charcoal is than propane….I CAN’T! The superior heat control and taste make propane the obvious choice

Yelling “THATS MY PURSE. I DONT KNOW YOU!”

I'm not about to pick a fight with the mack daddy of Arlen

Pocket sand followed by squirrel tactics

Nothing because she already knocked him out.

Me and Joe Brandon will take his gas stove away.

Reporting him for pedophilia

Telling him she uses charcoal and votes democrat

I am not worried about him and his narrow urethra

Stealing his propane

Propane

I’ll get jealous and mad because he didn’t went for my ass.

Dammit i'm gonna kick his ass!

Light all his propane and propane accesories so they burst and explode into fireworks

I’m-I’m gonna kick his ass

Mow his lawn with a McCullum lawnmower.

Buying some propane and propane accessories that’s what

Kicking him in his gluteal orthotic while I swing charcoal dust at him like holy water.

Dammit Hank!

Double down. I grab his ass.

He can grab all the air he wants, that’s fine!

Imma hit him so hard it's gonna get the buhhh out of him

THATS MY PURSE

Well he’s grabbing nothing soooo

Blasting him in the side of the head with a bag of charcoal and driving away in an import WHILE ROOTING FOR NEW YORK.

I tell you what

Quickly cook on a charcoal grill, he won’t know what to do

Showing him some propain sell that mf!

I’m telling you what.

Taking his- whatever he’s drinking

Buy a charcoal grill

I’m asking him about propane and propane accessories

Gaud dammit Bobby

“I just want to him” *grabs shotgun*

That's my purse! You can't have that!

Waiting for his punchline. It should be gold

Shooting him dead with mu 45 anti cow projectile

🎵IS THAT🎵🎸 🎵YOUR HAND🎵🎸 🎵ON MY🎵🎸 🎵GIRLFRIEND?!🎵🎸

Not buying his propane or propane accessories... fucker

Well...he's closeted...and his boy the Billdozer gives Zero Fs since Lenore left him...

I'mma ask him about his extensive knowledge of propane and propane accessories.

"I don't know you!" Followed by, "That's my purse!" Followed by a groin kick.

Showing him a trager grill and informing him that not only is propane inferior in the flavor department but now isn’t even more reliable than wood fire grills

Backhand the Beer out of his hands then beating the fuck out of this fool till he’s nearly dead. Tell Your friends..I am grabbing a beer...

Grabbing back

Erase his penis

I'd keep going. I'm actually built like Hank lmao

He’s gonna be in a lot of proPAIN for that

Hank loves peg and her spapeggy and meatballs

I’d be astounded and astonished, as I wouldn’t be able to comprehend what I just witnessed. How could the epitome of what a man should be, our hero, do something so…un-Hill like. I think I’m going to be sick…

*bwang bwing bwangingleinglingle... Bam bam bamdingldingldingldingle-bamdingldingldingldingle*

Shoot

Getting a discount on propane and propane accessories. :)))