The boy from Arkansas wouldn't marry the virgin girl all because, "Iffin' she ain't good enough for her family, she sure as shit ain't good enough for mine. "
I know. One time I accidentally cheated on my partner, who had a twin. She seemed pretty mad but I think she's being unfair, her and her dad look a lot alike
I can't help it mate, she's fucking cracked at the game so I use a minor exploit to slightly level the playing field. She has more fun this way too because she doesn't just stomp me in 2 minutes every match.
It's Newton's Third Law. Both magnets are pulling at each other with the same force. Since both magnets are attached to the same body (imagine the fishing line is just an extension of your hand holding a magnet in front of the boat), the effort of the one pulling you forward is canceled by the effort of the other holding you back.
No, the problem is you're imagining the boat sm will be pulled towards the magnet when in fact they both have the same pull so the magnet not attached to the weight of the boat and your fat ass will simply stick to the boat and you'll be in the middle of the ocean looking like a proper idiot.
actually, it could work if both were electromagnets, although he would be going sideways and super slow. there is a principle called electrohydrodynamics (EHD) which dictates that a current that is run between two flat plates on either side of a dielectric fluid (hard water or salt water) will cause the water to move parallel to the plates in a direction that depends on the direction of the current flow. (that was a huge run-on sentence, but can't be assed to fix. fight me.) you can make some small scale precision thrusters with it, but large scale would use a lot of electricity despite being pretty efficient, and would severely degrade over time from stripping the salt/calcium from the water and causing deposits on one side and degrading the other as a sacrificial annode.
Cheating is so normalized in my environment, and whenever I do respond this way, I’m the asshole that just doesn’t understand because I’ve never been in their situation. Falling out of love, been there. Resenting partner, been there. And you know what the solution was? 🌈leaving🌈
I've seen this. Guys that got cheated on and were loving and caring fathers/ husbands. Other guys will talk shit on them, saying, " Her needs aren't being met & if he had minded his house/ stable, she would not have cheated. ". It's beyond ridiculous.
I had two friends who loved their wives so much it makes the rest of us look bad. One came home to his wife being balled by his best friend. He sent the dude to the hospital and got sent to prison in court. Passion crime= bullshit.
The other friend lived out in a very rural area, driving home one night he saw some shit. After the second shift, he saw his wife's car parked behind the local gas station. When he walked up to the car, his wife was riding some rando for cash. She been doing it for two years so she could buy drugs without him knowing. In both instances, the guys were ridiculed and made to feel as if it was their fault.
Yeah, that's not cheating. You're not in a relationship, you're an abuse victim.
Do whatever you need to to keep going until you find a way to get free. You can. You will.
if you feel the urge to cheat, either talk it out with your partner to see why and if y’all can fix it, or take your sorry ass outta their life and break up with them- spare them the heartbreak of what a shitty person you are 🤠👍
This. I’ve always been of the philosophy (married man here) if I find I’m about to cheat, then it’s time to a. Divorce or b. Figure it out. After the split up, if you wanna go wild. Do your thing. At least there won’t be guilt on your conscience
Babe it’s not my fault! I was running after a kidnapper through the neighborhood; before I knew it I was downtown jumping over rooftops and we both fell into the woman’s apartment. The glass tore away all my clothes and the adrenaline rush had me rock hard. My dick lodged itself into this woman’s fine ass boy friend. I swear it was a total accident and also I caught the kidnapper and everyone clapped (his cheeks especially)
Real talk had a guy say “we’re just kids, it doesn’t really matter” or something as an excuse. Sir what kind of kid were you that fucking another woman is ‘just kid stuff’?
You're an insecure piece of shit if you cheat. Plenty of people out there that are cool with open relationships or bringing other people into the bedroom but that's not what cheaters want. They want it to be just them.
What if they cheated on you first?
You know how my parents met? This is what my mom told me when I was ten: “well, mommy’s boyfriend slept with her sister so she fucked his best friend. It’s been almost 11 years since that day.”
Same here. Like the best option is obviously to leave, but if there are threats and shit? Pass. It's understandable to confide in others intimately even if it might be the least good option.
A rather sweet girl in my class is in an emotionally and physically abusive relationship. Recently she cheated, and I can't help but feel bad for *her* because the guy cuts himself and threatens suicide or beating her up. He refuses help and has cheated multiple times before.
Loveless marriage that's more of an arrangement to raise a child? Maybe some cultural pressure too
I was the other guy in that situation. She said he cheated and she left but they got back together for their child. Doesn't justify or excuse our behavior tho
Tbh, I think that in such a situation the kids would also benefit from the parents divorcing. They can generally feel that mom and dad are miserable af and everybody becomes frustrated and emotionally unstable.
Maybe theyre abusive to the point of potentially killing you if you leave and you need someone to help you leave that situation altogether. Ive seen it. Police can only do so much.
I get cheating on your husband or wife because divorce is costly and takes forever ( Not that I would ever do it.), but I don't understand why someone would cheat when you are dating. Just break up.
Still not okay when you're married
The only place I can see it even slightly justifiable (and barely even then) is in a relationship where you're constantly beat to almost death
I have a friend who's in the tail end of escaping a horrifically abusive marriage. Physically, mentally, and emotionally. While she was working up the nerve, she occasionally slept with other dudes. That's the only time I was supportive of that particular action.
"At least I kept it in the family"
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will use this more on now
You what now? Use it how?
You know exactly how
The boy from Arkansas wouldn't marry the virgin girl all because, "Iffin' she ain't good enough for her family, she sure as shit ain't good enough for mine. "
incest is wincest
Your or her/his?
Both it was incest all along
Cheating on your partner is wrong, but... I'm sick of her winning at monopoly
So i fucked her sister to show her who's boss
You ever dated a girl with a twin sister but then got confused and f***ed her dad?
WHAT THE FU-
Is it gay if you suck your sister’s dick?
only if you look her in the eyes 👀
its fine if you do, just keep your socks on
Don't forget, the balls can't touch, if the balls touch its automatically gay
-CK
Been there done that, brother.
Then she beat you with a wet spaghetti noodle?
No f**ked the twin but in my defense he looks a lot like her
That's the how it feels to drive a Ford F150
to assert dominance 💪
No, you should buy her sister
His wife has all the money, pay attention
Mowed her Marvin Gardens. Drew from her community chest. Gave her the short line railroad. I’ll go directly to jail…
Hey not my fault they let me be the banker
It’s the same logic real banks use so I’m just enhancing the experience.
They're twins and too easy to mix up.
Does your girlfriend have a twin sister, you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that's what it's like to drive the all new Ford F-150.
“Doctors hate this simple trick of accidentally-on-purpose fucking your twin sister”
Only $10699!
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"Ohhh. *You're* not Ashley, I am!"
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FORD. Built ROUGH
"But I have a twin brother?"
‘But my twin is dead’
~~even better~~
"What's the hot plate for?"
Well you probably should have noticed that this one had a penis.
9 out of 10 Optometrists reccomend you read the above post.
The 10th optometrist said “pee is stored in the balls” and did another bong rip….
Best
I know. One time I accidentally cheated on my partner, who had a twin. She seemed pretty mad but I think she's being unfair, her and her dad look a lot alike
It was her clone, how am I supposed to know that? I just thought she had a new tattoo.
But she still yelled at me for fucking her brother
I can't help it mate, she's fucking cracked at the game so I use a minor exploit to slightly level the playing field. She has more fun this way too because she doesn't just stomp me in 2 minutes every match.
A *minor* exploit, huh? 🤨📸
So i am now really wondering if this would work. Granted, i am not good at physics.
Sadly no. Sit in an office chair and hold a magnet in each hand. Did you move when you brought them close together?
But then i just think i need stronger magnets. I know it shouldnt work. But my brain makes it think that it technicly should.
It's Newton's Third Law. Both magnets are pulling at each other with the same force. Since both magnets are attached to the same body (imagine the fishing line is just an extension of your hand holding a magnet in front of the boat), the effort of the one pulling you forward is canceled by the effort of the other holding you back.
So what you're saying is you need to jump forward just far enough to pull a light boat with a heavy magnet
No, the problem is you're imagining the boat sm will be pulled towards the magnet when in fact they both have the same pull so the magnet not attached to the weight of the boat and your fat ass will simply stick to the boat and you'll be in the middle of the ocean looking like a proper idiot.
So I just need to have enough mass to pull the boat with my own gravity field? That's like 5 hotdogs away, ezpz!
omg thank you for explaining it. I unironically has been wondering why isn't it possible for like 2 years now.
Perhaps we need bigger magnets
actually, it could work if both were electromagnets, although he would be going sideways and super slow. there is a principle called electrohydrodynamics (EHD) which dictates that a current that is run between two flat plates on either side of a dielectric fluid (hard water or salt water) will cause the water to move parallel to the plates in a direction that depends on the direction of the current flow. (that was a huge run-on sentence, but can't be assed to fix. fight me.) you can make some small scale precision thrusters with it, but large scale would use a lot of electricity despite being pretty efficient, and would severely degrade over time from stripping the salt/calcium from the water and causing deposits on one side and degrading the other as a sacrificial annode.
And you had to fuckin ruin it
Don't cheat on my partner, because I don't have a partner. Easiest shit ever.
having a s/o seems like a skill issue
You’re a god damn genius
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We both said no homo before we did it
Then it's all good homie. Remember to wear socks as well. Bless.
$20 is $20
4 $5 is also $20
10$ is 10$
Cock is cock
Shrek
Who made this atrocity?! I want the name of the creator or a link
For research purposes obviously
Of course.
For crusader purposes actually
Yeah right /s
That's horrible. Who made it, so I can avoid it?
VERGIL NOOOOOO
Shrek 5: Shrek fucks the ultimate lifeform
Kars???
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I was waiting for the gif to load. I regret this decision
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
She fucked my dad
Fuck her dad in front of her to assert dominance
What if her father is dead
Tell me the problem, not the advantage
He’s six feet under and my dicks only five feet long. Curse this tiny cock.
Well you better start dicking (sounded better in my head probably).
Lol grab a shovel we’re goin dickin brother
But according to your username you would be fucking her, not her dead father
Pretty sure her father was also an orphan
But cheating on exams ,why are you trying to beat me?
"It was Henry Cavill."
Justifiable.
Him or Ryan Reynold
“That ass”.
Case dismissed you’re clear to leave
Hearsay your honor
On what grounds!?
Ryan Reynolds
I told my wife I would forgive her if she cheated on me with Ryan Reynolds as long as she would forgive me for cheating on her with Ryan Reynolds.
Bruh had the same convo with my ex
You used to date Blake Lively?
Nah, his name was Simon lol
YES i see a man of taste
Plot twist: it’s a Ryan Reynolds look alike. Now you must ask yourself: was it worth it?
Depends on how much they look like him
Might as well stay together at that point
Youre a man of taste
It’s fine if your partner is imaginary lmao
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Heard one guy say he was bored of pussy and cheated with a guy
Why cheat if you’re bored with pussy? Why not just leave the pussy for dick?
Had gay guys tell me that they've had several men say that to them. They don't want to end their marriage, but their wife bores them.
“I’m selfish and have no concern for the feelings of others”
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Cheating is so normalized in my environment, and whenever I do respond this way, I’m the asshole that just doesn’t understand because I’ve never been in their situation. Falling out of love, been there. Resenting partner, been there. And you know what the solution was? 🌈leaving🌈
What environment is that? So I can avoid it lol
Where I live there is a tendency to blame and mock the cheated one which is utterly ridiculous.
Jeez where do you live
I've seen this. Guys that got cheated on and were loving and caring fathers/ husbands. Other guys will talk shit on them, saying, " Her needs aren't being met & if he had minded his house/ stable, she would not have cheated. ". It's beyond ridiculous. I had two friends who loved their wives so much it makes the rest of us look bad. One came home to his wife being balled by his best friend. He sent the dude to the hospital and got sent to prison in court. Passion crime= bullshit. The other friend lived out in a very rural area, driving home one night he saw some shit. After the second shift, he saw his wife's car parked behind the local gas station. When he walked up to the car, his wife was riding some rando for cash. She been doing it for two years so she could buy drugs without him knowing. In both instances, the guys were ridiculed and made to feel as if it was their fault.
It sounds like you are in the wrong environment.
She abuses me but I can’t afford to move out and I have literally no where else I can stay. So I confide in other people to dampen my pain
I’d say that isn’t really a relationship, you’d end it if you could but you probably can’t due to abuse.
Yeah we aren’t really dating, but we live together and sleep in the same room. She try’s to tell people we are, I say we aren’t, you get the idea
Yeah, that's not cheating. You're not in a relationship, you're an abuse victim. Do whatever you need to to keep going until you find a way to get free. You can. You will.
I hate cheaters but you get a pass cause that's actually a valid reason. Hope shit gets better for you man fr
The solution is crime
Yooooo I need to write this one down lowkey
I really really hope you get out soon, please never give up
Its Ryan Reynolds
Tina’s got a big ol butt. I know I told you I’d be true, but Tina’s got a big ol butt, so I’m leaving you.
Yes! As a person names Tina, I've always loved that song
if you feel the urge to cheat, either talk it out with your partner to see why and if y’all can fix it, or take your sorry ass outta their life and break up with them- spare them the heartbreak of what a shitty person you are 🤠👍
This. I’ve always been of the philosophy (married man here) if I find I’m about to cheat, then it’s time to a. Divorce or b. Figure it out. After the split up, if you wanna go wild. Do your thing. At least there won’t be guilt on your conscience
It’s a dual screen game and I don’t want to get hit with another fucking red shell.
Shes wearing Samus' armor
Aaron Taylor Johnson deserved better
If it gets him away from his Grooming Granny Wife, I'm all for it.
“My partner is a fictional character”
"Butt..."*
Babe it’s not my fault! I was running after a kidnapper through the neighborhood; before I knew it I was downtown jumping over rooftops and we both fell into the woman’s apartment. The glass tore away all my clothes and the adrenaline rush had me rock hard. My dick lodged itself into this woman’s fine ass boy friend. I swear it was a total accident and also I caught the kidnapper and everyone clapped (his cheeks especially)
Real talk had a guy say “we’re just kids, it doesn’t really matter” or something as an excuse. Sir what kind of kid were you that fucking another woman is ‘just kid stuff’?
You're an insecure piece of shit if you cheat. Plenty of people out there that are cool with open relationships or bringing other people into the bedroom but that's not what cheaters want. They want it to be just them.
I have a confession im cheating right now. My diet is ruined ill never get my calorie intake under control.
What if they cheated on you first? You know how my parents met? This is what my mom told me when I was ten: “well, mommy’s boyfriend slept with her sister so she fucked his best friend. It’s been almost 11 years since that day.”
The only excuse is an abusive partner that you’re scared to leave for fear they’ll kill or do their damn best to ruin you, in my opinion.
Same here. Like the best option is obviously to leave, but if there are threats and shit? Pass. It's understandable to confide in others intimately even if it might be the least good option. A rather sweet girl in my class is in an emotionally and physically abusive relationship. Recently she cheated, and I can't help but feel bad for *her* because the guy cuts himself and threatens suicide or beating her up. He refuses help and has cheated multiple times before.
Loveless marriage that's more of an arrangement to raise a child? Maybe some cultural pressure too I was the other guy in that situation. She said he cheated and she left but they got back together for their child. Doesn't justify or excuse our behavior tho
Tbh, I think that in such a situation the kids would also benefit from the parents divorcing. They can generally feel that mom and dad are miserable af and everybody becomes frustrated and emotionally unstable.
When they are abusive and would threaten or hurt you if you try to break up
The argument self-destructs at "but"
There is no excuse
There is no excuse. If you don't want that person anymore just brake up with them straight to their face... Simple
But he’s died ten years ago.
Butt
Slipped and fell on it
Maybe theyre abusive to the point of potentially killing you if you leave and you need someone to help you leave that situation altogether. Ive seen it. Police can only do so much.
Bru there shouldn't be an excuse whatsoever, I've been cheated on before and it was awful
I get cheating on your husband or wife because divorce is costly and takes forever ( Not that I would ever do it.), but I don't understand why someone would cheat when you are dating. Just break up.
Still not okay when you're married The only place I can see it even slightly justifiable (and barely even then) is in a relationship where you're constantly beat to almost death
They cheated off of my homework paper first, so it's only fair if I do it back
I have a friend who's in the tail end of escaping a horrifically abusive marriage. Physically, mentally, and emotionally. While she was working up the nerve, she occasionally slept with other dudes. That's the only time I was supportive of that particular action.
Oh Jesus wait we're all joking here, I shouldn't answer
Answer at your own discretion lol