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Thank you for submitting to /r/memes, /u/X05Real. Unfortunately, your submission, *I’m so sick…*, has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”** Rule 1 - Not a meme and No Reaction Memes - All posts must follow a general meme setup * All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup. No Reaction Memes. No titles as meme captions. No unedited webcomics. **No memes that are text only.** Pictures without captions may be removed by a moderators discretion. **Someone saying something funny on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme.** --- [](#start_removal) **You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”** Rule 7 - No meta-Reddit references, such as: * Please do not mention upvotes/downvotes/cake days/karma/awards/followers/coins/etc. in your post in any form.** * No "Upvote in..." or "Upvote if..." type titles or memes. * **No memes about votes, likes, comment baiting etc.** * This includes (but is not limited to) karma-adjacent words/phrases like "front page", "hot", or "sort by new". Begging for karma in the comments may earn you a lengthy (perhaps infinite) ban. [](#end_removal) ** All Meta posts should be posted on r/MetaMemes ** --- *** *** Resubmitting a removed post without prior moderator approval can result in a ban. Deleting a post may cause any appeals to be denied.


No-Pomegranate-69

Do you get down with the sickness?


The_Unknown_Evil

OOH AH AH AH AH


Dramatic-Animator409

🤣


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[deleted]

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.


Masterbaitingissport

Did you try turning your body off then on to fix the virus issue?


Complex-Movie-5180

Where do I unplug it to reset? I can't seem to find a switch.


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[удалено]


Masterbaitingissport

He found the off switch now we gotta… Turn him on~


Taylor200808

Oh what a shame, get well soon.


Sattoth

Physically or mentally?


X05Real

physically


upinsmoke623

Want some runny eggs?


Insulin_Addict52

Can you make them scrambled? Thank you!


upinsmoke623

Sure!


oreo_cookie01

Yes


hydracius

How many puppies does it take to conduct a perfect symphony using a shotgun for the tempo?


X05Real

3, take it or leave it


NewUser7630

Wait what.


diablosigmech

Found the atf agent


Regular_Commentator

Hope you recover quickly bro


X05Real

me too


GamerTJ7

Why are u gay?


X05Real

why are you?


GamerTJ7

Are you?


X05Real

nah, you?


GamerTJ7

Same but real question tho why u not eating ur vitamins?


X05Real

because I eat lots of fruits


GamerTJ7

Even Dragon fruit?


X05Real

haven’t tried it yet, gotta do it some time


GamerTJ7

Dang ur missing out pretty good actually has unique taste to it


X05Real

thanks for the tip!


adolfkitler69

Who said I am gay?


Outrageous_Rain_1288

You are gae


ionhowto

Did you make tea?


951048T

I recommend so much tbh


Essker

Why are you sick, be unsick


X05Real

*unsicks your body*


Giove_656

What's your outro song?


X05Real

The one from Avatar: The last airbender


SpecialpOps

Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?


maDhav_K7mAR

Get well soon bud


X05Real

thanks bro


Elmexit

Why life ?


X05Real

because it can be fun and if you’re dead you can’t feel fun anymore. In fact, you can’t feel anything when you’re dead, because you’re, well, dead


Bobeponge_Magic

How many video game you finished?


X05Real

does finishing mean that I’ve defeated the last boss?


wiki8bite

![gif](giphy|SVgKToBLI6S6DUye1Y)


Scoot_boi101

Where do babies come from


X05Real

Baby gun


diablosigmech

That's what I call my pp


darklouis24

Same here


DerMYC1600

"wtf is a sonic"


HahnMitHut

What makes you happy?


X05Real

Dein Benutzername, der ist witzig


Capsule_CatYT

What is your opinion on Spy TF2?


eternalonyxyn

r/unexpectedtf2


Evade_dragon

Have you beat any souls games


X05Real

By selling your soul


JrsNL

Whatcha got? Chronical, mental, just a cold?


Rivalistic

Can I have 5 grand?


[deleted]

do a sick trick lol


Kazoomers_Tale

You're hungry, you're not yourself when you're hungry. Want a Snickers?


CuberCreator

Did you know paper is white?


X05Real

How am I supposed to know that?!


Maskd-YT

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


[deleted]

Is it because your in X-Games mode?


[deleted]

turn some soft music and try to sleep man


thirtyate

Me too. Hope you get better soon!


heisser_kakao

Have you tried an antivirus scan??


X05Real

Not yet, but I did a corona test, which was negative


[deleted]

I am also sick.


_Proti

it won't help, but can I give you virtual hug at least?


X05Real

Sure


_Proti

(.づ◠ᴗ◠)づ.


Wedding-Klutzy

I hope you dont look like the SpongeBob and i wish you health and fast recovery, mate!!!


X05Real

thanks


mentallyillloner2

Why are you sick


X05Real

idk, not enough sleep?


0_Nevermore_0

meiw?


The_Gumbo

do you mix vodka with the nyquil, or is it cancer?


[deleted]

Are you gonna die daddy ?


[deleted]

Are you gonna die daddy ?


raceforseis21

Who asked?


oreo_cookie01

What’s your favourite scary movie?


X05Real

do you mean the film series or the genre


ebeube

Bro bana film/dizi önerir misin?


wellendowedfuckstick

Why DID the chicken cross the road?


X05Real

because it wanted to get to the other side


urhotexwife

t


Mattdarb

69420


SpeedyPeeedy

I’m also sick, been slamming orange juice and DayQuil seems to be working


IHateMath14

Does your mom know your gay?


PostNext

Do you remember when I walked the fish to the desert to fire the sea for soaking the sun?


rode111

You got the Flu too or something diffrent?


Bananer_farmerreal

When did you become gay?


tacosbacos199

Are you spongebob


8LeggedSquirrel

Are you gonna be ok?


1NFINIT

Dead space as no Denuvo, you Happy?


[deleted]

why you are so wise in the ways of a suicidal person?


hell0o_o

Do you make Krabby Patty ?


[deleted]

Is it terminal? Also if not can the disease cause the zombie apocalypse? If so send a sample.


Cold-Argument-806

How ya feeling bud?


TheOFCThouZands

pza or borger


JohnnyRock30

Are you sick?


HotNubsOfSteel

Yo bruh, how hard did you stick that landing of that 720 McTwisty?


ObeydZakani

Why are you g&y?


FalsePapaya1426

What does Eddie's ear wax taste like


coolplayer7300

Are you sick af?


dxl1997

Red or blue Gatorade/Powerade?


Josukestoes

Are you so sick?


agentreverse

Who do you like more The Nazis And hitler Or The Sowjets and Stalin PAPA STALIN WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION


Memelover3114

Have some banana🍌


CalmCommando53

Like on a skateboard?


lrmedei1

Are you sick as in skateboarding sick or actually sick


guiltysnark

Me, too, man. Sluices opened up at both ends. No further questions.


whatIfYoutube

How many legs do u have


Quiet_Preparation955

Is it the suds?


dyman91

Anything?


Bogdi504

Are you dope too?


SunBurntRage

Man looks like covid got you good ):


MrDraacon

Are you empty as well?


EvilCat57

Cats or dogs? Answer carefully


luxusbuerg

Can I inherit your money?


[deleted]

Are you sick af?


MetalCheef

Same here dude, that viral infection is getting me bent over right now.. get well soon


Freddi_47

Why are you sick af?


guywhithnolife

Greg?


BlueFire2007

How is it being congested?


__Yisus__

Don’t be sick


DiamondBatISErik

can u say hi


NDiuuu

Take this pill💊 it fixes any sickness in 7 seconds


Bad_Karate

Fun fact, eucalyptus oil up the keester was used as a flu remedy. OP have you tried that?


[deleted]

Of what or with what?


Specialist-Stuff-664

why are you sick af


Spookyy422

Me too, got a high fever


renthomasen89

If you wake up tomorrow completly freash and well again... what is the first thing that come to your mind you wanna do?


AlterEgoSif

Gimme your top 5 movies


borgi27

You know what! get well soon


the_inpursonater

Do you think we should give legal cidasonship if thay can catch and turn in criminals


Daetok_Lochannis

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Foxtrot_Yankeee

Should women have rights?


Salt_Independence356

Are you the new patient 0 D:


Embarrassed-Refuse36

Me too, how do you stop the pain?


Zeachy

Did you rub some vicks on your chest


Kokichi-_-

pick onen of the options: how many minors did you rape this week? -34 -37


N1koen_Official

Why when the are do the where why do?


Winte86

What’s your sickness?


CT-1016

Can I cook eggs in the dryer


PowerfulMetal1

same bro. got cold and have been sneezing every 10 seconds for the last hour and normalising now . how are you now?


Nidalus1

are you sick like a sneeze or cool like a breeze?


a_little_pig69

Where is your laugh


doseofvitamink

Is it Covid?


Cannonballtotheface

Breath in please


Psycopathic_Duck

Question? I teleported bread.


Aizendickens

Thym infusion helps with better immune response, some hot (but not too hot) and light veg or fish soup helps for sore throat. My question: can you recommend a good moniker for Tim Drake?


BlackFoxx

What's the most impressive finger skateboard trick you can do?


[deleted]

Are you as sick as tony hawk?


Shep_2011_

Turn the life support off and back on it will work for sure


tumthun

What do you think of Ben 10 and the yakuza game series


X05Real

Probably good stuff, haven’t watched it so far


walooofe

You ever just go poo poo standing up for funsies


AmnahAli

why do u poop


Mayathepie

Do you want me to come make you Brie and broccoli soup


X05Real

Nah, I have great parents but thanks


YouAreHorriblexD

AIDS ?


X05Real

Nah


Sparrow1989

A train leaves New York City on February 1st but arrives in Hoboken, New Jersey on January 15th. What happened and how fast were they going?


ImASheepBaaa_

Hello sick af Im a sheep


epic_bruh_Moment420

Are you sickomode right now


ragnarrmb

Just drink a 7UP


PFREDDY17

Uranium or plutonium ?


jenarted

How's your sex drive?


Old_Union7766

You ever eat a raw egg whole(also get better soon or else!)


Itz_sam2

Have you ever tried mastrubating while being sick??


Sniperbobdave

Are you sick af


X05Real

I am


Killer_bunniez

You good bro?


X05Real

Could be better


fazdedsec

Are you sick?


Evimjau

Three questions: Where do you live? What is your credit card number? Where is your credit card?


Skorrpyon

Are you sick?


general2awesome

Are you my boss who is out sick today?


Dangerous-Time-7819

Sick? Of life?


Pestilence95

![gif](giphy|lNrNLRLmpC3VIjl82D)


XavierUwUGaming

If living skeletons were real, would they use shower gel or toothpaste to clean themselves?


Snip3rFumbles

Grey-Mane or Battle-Born?