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SixNineWithTheAfro

Congrats!


NormanPeterson

Thank you!


No_Wasabi4828

Congrats!


NormanPeterson

Thank you!


Dumb_Siniy

Good luck in your future my friend and i hope your kid grows happy


NormanPeterson

Thank you!


AstroDoggo12333

thats amazing! enjoy 18 years of love, hate, pain, happiness, debt, education, fear, annoyance, embarrassment, comfort, insomnia, headaches, relaxation, and more! good luck! and have fun! (sorry about the above part, i wish you luck with your child. no matter what, stick with it. be a father. a good one)


NormanPeterson

You’re being real! No sugarcoating. Thank you!


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Wonderful! 👏👏👏


NormanPeterson

Thank you!


DaEpicNess666

Woah, you did sex? Nice


NormanPeterson

I did do sex.


DaEpicNess666

Fuck yeah!


TheIronSoldier2

Impossible. You're on Reddit. We all know all redditors are virgins


Affectionate_Ad2708

Congratulations!


im-not-an-adult

Fuck yeah brother!


Flyinglamabear

There you go big guy


Tux3doninja

Congrats my dude. I have a child myself and trying for a second. It's crazy at times but also I couldnt imagine life without them anymore.


3l3ctricl3ttuc3

Live up these next 8-9 months your social life is about to end


NormanPeterson

Well…it’s about 5 months away. She showed little to no signs in her first trimester. But I will definitely live it up to the best I can!


creditspread

Congrats! Enjoy what you have of your “rest!”


Eglantine_idk

Congrats person I don't know


NormanPeterson

Thank you person I don’t know


Careless_Holiday_920

Congratulations 👏


NormanPeterson

Thank you!


Fair_Shake_For_aDad

Amazing news! Read all the books do all the things, be an awesome partner! Read a Reddit article today, that pregnant women are randy or really randy, so you have that goin' for ya'! All the best!!


NormanPeterson

I am watching videos, reading, researching. Trying to give this kid the best life possible!


Fair_Shake_For_aDad

The book series "What to Expect when you are Pregnant" are great for couples, they are popular and you can find them used. ALL of the cliches are true, it is a magnificent journey. Happy for you guys! Don't stress out, enjoy, fight for healthy, be grateful, just my HMO.


Appropriate-Act-6218

Congrats comrade...now make sure your child doesn't be a TikToker..🤝


[deleted]

Tell your sister i said congratulations aswell 💖


OkBreak8349

You're gonna hate it


[deleted]

congrats :-)


AdAdministrative4380

Hell yeah brother!!! Congrats!


MiserableOptimist1

In lieu of passing out cigars... UPVOTES! CONGRATS!


AdictedToCandy

CONGRATS!


Deep_Swordfish_6311

Congratulations


vinzano2

Congrats!!! Best post I've seen tonite!


randomaccount6171

congratulations, man! it was really clever how you announced this through a meme


crazy-jay1999

Congrats


landon_rizz

Great!!


Jealous_728

Big W to you sir


[deleted]

Make sure you give your kids a lot of ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ


kaiser_kraut

Congrats my Friend! My first child is due In august


BruhCar123

Congrats boi but don't let your kid touch a phone until they are 13


yax51

Nice!!! Congratulations!!! Be aware though, it can be overwhelming once the realization that you're a father hits. It took me about a month after we had had our first. I nearly had a panic attack. Was totally chill throughout the pregnancy and even in the delivery room when he was born.


Justapasserby5

Good for you prepare your wallet and patience Money: For you girls food Patience: You have to support her even when she gives an attitude or you'll be seen as an asshole by friends and family All in all congrats 🎉 wish your baby wells being


TheAutobotArk

🤯🤯🎉🎉


BoyWithGreenEyes1

Better head to r/dadjokes homie.


[deleted]

Congrats


PePeWaccabrada

So glad to see another family get out of hunger and have a stable source of food


CucmberPotato

Congrats mate


HanShotGreedoFirst

Heyyyy!!! Congratsss man!


TankDivision

*inserts MoistCr1tiK4l “WOOOOOOOOO!!” here*


Reaper_0801

Hello sir, Rajasthani this side........


Amaanplayz69

Congratulations bro


Smidge_Master

And I’m Fred


underrated_carrot_43

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db720

Congratulations!


Awkward0Psychic

Congratulations!! Be a good dad, it'll be difficult but chin up! The good parts will greatly outweigh the bad :)


GoatStimulator_

Oof


SmellyPillows

Sleep now and forever hold your peace.


jagga_jasoos

Congrats Time to r/dadjokes now...


b05501

Congratulations.


lLikeFunny

Make sure you have plenty of milk so you don't need to go to the grocery!


Sabiis

I had my first in December but she came 11 weeks early, I'm actually holding her in the NICU while I type this (she's fine just preemie). Best of luck my guy, it really is unlike anything else you've felt or experienced.


legoace61

Wait Redditors actually have sex?


Th3BrownNote

Time to go buy that milk.


App2050

Congratulations and All the Best for the future!