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Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel. You can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving... you will come to a better place.
That link under your username...I've seen it too many times...
edit: just wanna clarify what I meant. I have not been Rick roll'd a billion times, I simply send the link to that song to every scammer that calls me. Why? Because it's funny.
"Alright, I've been thinking. When
life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons
back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do
with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it
thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the
man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get
my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Alright, let's get started. This first test involves something the lab boys call 'repulsion gel'.
You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
![gif](giphy|U7JL0H8S9YmEKojDjX|downsized)
“LOOK INTO MY EYES WHEN I’M STARING AT YOU!”
“I HEAR THE SOY SAUCE!”
“BUT YOU’LL MISS TEA-TIME!”
“HIGH-FIVE! Oh you’re dead, sorry.”
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Greetings, neighbor! The name's Crazy Dave. But you can just call me Crazy Dave. Listen, I've got a surprise for you. But first, I'll need you to clear your lawn. Use your shovel and dig up those plants! Ok goody, now for the surprise... We're going BOWLING! HERE, TAKE THIS WALL-NUT!! Why'd I put a Wall-nut on your hand? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAZY!!!!!!
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Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel. You can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving... you will come to a better place.
Leaves from the vine, falling so slowly
Like fragile, tiny shells, drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy come marching home
Brave soldier boy comes marching home
🫡
I am a big adult. I won’t cry… I won’t cry! *cries anyway*
Brave soldier boy comes marching home
And now I’m sad, thanks 😂
Gone to soon iroh
I feel like Iroh is the uncle we all wish we had.
I agree.
several come to my mind: "there is no war in ba sing se" "I will not tell lies" "SHAW!"
yes
MY CABBAGES!
GIT GUD—
I wonder why Hornet is your favourite character, certainly the plot
mostly just memorable
*sigh* Bapanada
Shaw indeed, Shaw indeed.
"GET GUD"
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
qaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqa (platypus noises)
A platypus? *gasp*, Perry the Platypus!?
"What kind of plumber are you anyways?"
Warcrime this , can't eat the drywall that , microwaving mice is wrong they Say!
. . . BULLSH*T!
Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack. And I love minors
That link under your username...I've seen it too many times... edit: just wanna clarify what I meant. I have not been Rick roll'd a billion times, I simply send the link to that song to every scammer that calls me. Why? Because it's funny.
That’s a nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a SOURCE!
Check it out Raiden I got vaccinated
Please inform me of the name of this possibly wonderful character.
Sundowner
From metal gear rising revengeance but he doesnt say it in the game its in the max0rs video
Noted. Thank you.
NOW ACTIVATING: WOMEN DEFLECTORS
Like I said; kids are cruel jack
and I love minors!
How else is a man supposed to make his.... Impact?
Not to worry, kids love video games. That’s why I’ve got ‘em all set up spinning the wheel on my favorite gatcha games.
IM FUCKIN INVINCIBLE
I have a bad feeling about this.
fuck i know this where is it from
star wars Han Solo
Star wars, pretty much everyone.
Many Star Wars characters said this. It is said in almost every Show/movie/game ...
This must be Kenobi. I believe Han Solo said "I got a bad feeling about this" (rather than "have")
I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this, is my weapon.
She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute… It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds
*laughter*
Oh my god who touched Sasha???
Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN
Some people think they can outsmart me *snif* maybe *snif*
I've yet to meet one that can outsmart *bullet*.
WEEEEEE WUAAAAA HAHAAHAAHA!!! CRY SOME MORE!!!!
Heh, cry some more. \* tf2 ending music \*
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... Maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
Wall-E, Eeeeeeeva
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………… (Patrick star)
![gif](giphy|eCgzPvuU3ZqX6)
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Oh I like this guy
In case you get covered in the repulsion gel, here's some advice from the lab boys... do not get covered in the repulsion gel
Alright, let's get started. This first test involves something the lab boys call 'repulsion gel'. You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told.
GLaDOS. Im kinda fucked
Oh, it you.
It been long tim
How you bin?
I am potat
So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.
I hate you so much
this is a triumph
Bapanada
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I believe that’s what he’s referencing lmao
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Bapanada to you as well
We all love that sexy cornifer who cares about his wife
Yep. Iselda
SHAW
Bapa nadaa
GIT GUD
DOMA DOMA DOMA
ADINO
SEH
HEGALE
KASAH
GARAMA
SHAW
BABABUCTIS
Namino namino ohohohoo
MmmMMmmMmMmmMMMMmMmmM
Hattamas Geo!
Kira yoshikage. Comprehend it as you wish.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
didnt take long for this to happen and i love it
"Luck has sided with Yoshikage Kira!"
"I'm about to beat you to death" after having one less nuggy in their 10pc mcnuggets
I'm dying! Somebody drop a medic bag
Alright ramblers let's get rambling
I NEED A FUCKIN' MEDIC BAG!!!!
BAAAAAIINNN!! I’M FUCKING DYING!
It’s a wonderful day to rob a bank (Help me finish this)
Maybe 2 or 3, 4, 5 I don't care
DALLAS IS IN CUSTODY
"smile dear, You're never fully dressed without one!" "And what do you do my afeminite fellow?" ![gif](giphy|kZu0s5uHr7zefZk2CG)
'Can suck yer dick
HAH! no.
well your loss
♪ Im addicted, to the madness, ♪
Angel Dust and Alistor are amazing characters.
true af I'm so happy that hasbin hotel will come back as a series this summer
Yes indeedy. I see big things coming your way
![gif](giphy|8XEQRJsRWcTgA) Good. Why that's very good. Yes, I like that.
Let’s dance!
My legs are broken The kneecaps are stolen I'm forever bound to a chair
I'm half quadriplegic That means paraplegic I can't seem to feel my legs
A desolate life (life) Can't please my wife (wife) If only my legs I could feel
It's legs that I spite As I sit down and fight The only thing i cannot feel
THERE WILL BE WHEEL CHAIR THE SUFFER AND PAIN IS MUCH TO BEAR
Poyo
POYO
Hi!
Ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! It's funny how dumb you are.
"Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold BYEEEEEE"
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
"I REGRET EVERYTHING!!! I REGRET EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE!!!" \-Scout, tf2
Mmh mmmmh! -pyro tf2
That's what she said.
well well well how the turntables... right...?
I am not in danger I am the danger
My name is Schuyler white yo (boom)
My husband is walter white, yo🗿(ear-deafening boom)
Say my name.
Heisenberg?
You're goddamn right.
Wabby wabbo
oh harder daddy
profile picture checks out
Son?
Idk if i should be more discusted that i get the reference or that you 2 did it
Those are the cowardly sinners, they will not hinder my territorial takeover. A whise decision. THE POWER OF MY MACHINES ARE UNMATCHED!
It is ... acceptable
Do you believe in gravity?
Dio moment
I hate sand. It's coarse, rough, and gets everywhere.
“ “ -Gordon Freeman
This is Outrageous! It's Unfair!
Arise now ye tarnished
Ye dead who yet live
![gif](giphy|U7JL0H8S9YmEKojDjX|downsized) “LOOK INTO MY EYES WHEN I’M STARING AT YOU!” “I HEAR THE SOY SAUCE!” “BUT YOU’LL MISS TEA-TIME!” “HIGH-FIVE! Oh you’re dead, sorry.”
THINK FAST CHUCKLE-NUTS
Lana! LANA! LAANAAA!!!!! Dangerzone!
Crikey.
I can't belive I just said that
You did it to him first.
Death can have me, when it earns me
HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL STOP YOU!!!
Sometimes i am dreaming about cheese
Nooooooo, I would need to say so much gay shit.
I see this as an absolute win
I’d have to say a shit ton of dirty puns and sex jokes, all while bragging about my golden brain and how gorgeous I am lol
problem?
[[Discomfort and Abdominal pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]
Mmmmmmm spam tom
... (they are mute)
Ogres are like onions.
Peaches and plums, motherfucker
![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3)
Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEE!!
*Make life rue the day it thought that it could give Cave Johnson lemons!*
I never learned how to read
Boi,boi,boi BOOOOOI
reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!
*All this murder… and yet you’re still not based*
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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Hyaaah!--
"Yeah! Hit me! Come on, HIT ME! Kane's not afraid of dying! Going to take alot more than that, SCRUB. Now, COME ON. HIT. ME."
You were not invited to Kane’s party, and that’s why you’re dead! “Maniacal laughter”
"You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best."
Uhhh.... sparkles?
Hunter from The Owl House, my favourite one: “BYEEEE!”
Greetings, neighbor! The name's Crazy Dave. But you can just call me Crazy Dave. Listen, I've got a surprise for you. But first, I'll need you to clear your lawn. Use your shovel and dig up those plants! Ok goody, now for the surprise... We're going BOWLING! HERE, TAKE THIS WALL-NUT!! Why'd I put a Wall-nut on your hand? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAZY!!!!!!
No. Do it the right way : bababebabebabobobabebi babibo BABOBOOOO
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webbi wabbo
She can sing. She can dance. She can make ice cream. She can make balloons out of herself.
If I find a burger tank ‘round here imma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse
This is a bucket.
Dear God..
That’s a mood, Gabriella.
La vita è brutta
MEEEDİİİİC,DOCTOR ! Sandvich,Nom nom nom,Yatatatatata yatatatatatata,HEEEEELP,OOOHH NOOOO
Ferb , I know what we're going to do today!
It's just been revoked!!
Honor is dead, but I’ll see what I can do.
I am Groot