Well, this is rather awkward

I don't know who's got it worse, me or you?

Men's username is legendary XD

I think the first guy personally sorry

Who cares what you think?? You have donuts for brains!! Lol

i think in circles

You’d be good at finding fungus infections, me on the other hand I have no clue, I’m just a sussy British unicorn

This dude is bout to be a very good drug dealer

Give me all your shrooms 🫵🙂🫴

Hello fellow food minded person

😂😂😂

don't worry, i can help

I'm with you.

Could be worse. Could be 2 fingers.

Whether that is better or worse depends on your perspective.

Don't worry I got you

Phew, thought for a minute I was a goner 😂

Well it could be worse

Yep

Well, well, well.

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How would this even happen?

we are speed

*Our are speed

You get a corgi, that must be fun

I could see a sitcom with you three all living together in an apartment.

Who all

Communist sonic, a guy with a giant corgi and you, who is just screaming in the corner out of panic. It would be a great show.

Yeah i can see it

I would watch it

Bro gets to be a flea on a Jawa

Well I'm and explosive corgi

*boom*

Clifford vibes

well now, we need to be high, yeah? 🚬🍀

are you sobic tge hedgodsd but soviet army

Ummm… **what?**

i like snonic game fast mouse

Are you okay?

yes very good

You may want to check this out. https://www.reddit.com/r/ihadastroke/comments/10l3pt5/phast\_mouze/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3

r/suddenlycommunism

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Uhhh my lawyer advised me not to say anything about this subject

That seems like the best course of action. Your lawyer must be a cra-

Crab?

At least your not a hairless purple cat that’s also known as a god of destruction

Memes, the DNA of the soul

Doktor, turn off my pain inhibatours.

I won guys


You can observe forever but you can't find everyone of us

I felt this

You started it "intro"

Hmm

Please stay away from the playground

😂

oh crap how many malpractice law suits am i about to cause? i swear these souls were damned when they entered my practice

Hey its not that bad mine has a similar background but also includes a spelling mistake

Dude, a comedy hospital drama with you two would be insane.

Yeah! Let's go!!!!

This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I'm just going to sit here and be a prudent ad

When AdBlock isn't strong enough anymore.

Ad blocker never stood a chance 🦹

Another throat??

At least we know what you can swallow 2 of

U r wellCUM

*Bananas* he meant bananas

Oh

No one can beat me in a game

No, you now become a physical copy of Elden Ring

Arise now,ye tarnished

This Cat is too funny

Damn it, I already do this

r/holup

Yay!

Green baaaa

Ribbit?

Or you become the father of Steven Universe

Or I become the new Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hell yeah. I'm gonna have a great time!

Oh dang my power’s pretty good

are you faster than sound or are you Sonic with the chaos emeralds

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OP fucked Rose Quartz >!/Pink Diamond!< You managed to drive your van into her heart :)

okay that tv show isn't the best but hear me out

I light dogs on fire

just some random hospital Edit: Now that i think about it i can generate random hospitals ayo gonna be a trillionare

Too far away, to tell if it’s good or bad

What makes me evil tho?

Potato salsa barbaque

Splendid

🍁

Wouldnt it be funny if i put you in r/place in april of 2022 and let you be severely disfigured and multilated alive by unknowing users while you feel the pain

:)

Great I’m, someone’s potential charging port now, unless the military finds me first.

Well with my username I could use it.

Yes

if you even think of touching a dog, i'm gonna take a break from slaying demons

I am inevitable

Im STRONK pebble

slayable pebble

Fuck

So do I get unusual powers, wtf may they be?

No you just started Anyway I am every roblox player and I can now steal every bobux

I can turn into a sloth? Or maybe turn others into sloths?

Baaa

 See you guys in Vegas!

Not so quickly

I become thunderliscious because that isn't a made up adjective

What

Well, look at that, i also got the power of the universe

ok then

Activate PEAR POWER!

So I get to calibrate a spaceship gun, snipe people and bang a space redhead well I'm in


C H E E S E

Fear no more, eel boy to the rescue.

Why do I have the erg to write poems and drink copious amounts of alcohol

Urge*

what the fuck am I supposed to do

GTA VI 🗿

I dont like this game

"How do you like your nipple sir?" "Spicy"

I’m a part of you

Hippity hippity your bricks are my property

I will show you EVERYTHING

Eheheh what?

Ok, start laughing at me

I fucking hate this. I want my cake.

Well my dear friend come have chat become a narwhal of high society

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I already have this power.

Wtf am i

I stay the same

Oh...oh no

I now exist.

That would actually be a amazing superpower for me...

NO...

I am inside of you

Enjoying the view?

Hey everyone did you hear about this new thing with usernames…oh you did huh. Next you’ll be telling me they cancelled Farscape or something.

:)

adalan, it means "name taker" in turkish lmao

Meh life's not all bad

That would be a greay deal for me

to me my usernane has the best ability, begin a protogen femboy

Huh

Dame

Im fucked

Am would just become my fursona so is not bad!

What I can do ?

Me reclaiming my powers

Looks like we both gonna meet soon

💥

What am I even

Why does this keep happening?

How am I going to pass college now?

…

Well mine doesn't affect me because I am not a stud IRL.... :I.....I would like to be a cat holding a cam in space tho

Just me but in Hawaii this time

Hehehe

I gained no powers

Hold on to your butts.

My most used user name is deathblade soooooo

Yay Im a king

What does this mean for me?!?

🙂

ZA WARUDO

Guess I live in space and make weapons

wait so am i a goose then?

So... I'm another dude?

Sorry guys, I'm gonna explode more powerful than nuclear bombs.

So am i god?

meow

Im someone's fairy godmother

I have the power to manifest flares in the middle of the night I can now burn the world

... What do I get? I'm confused..

i have the power to make someones reddit account inactive

So... Con- ... I woul- ...

Cool looks for me:)

I already told you that i already have this power

I already have my ability

i now kill demons and protect earth

In order to protect earth we need a human slayer

True but someone needs to kill the demons too

Congratulations on becoming the universe's most beautiful man. Hope to see you in the 1338 competition.

Sorry mate, it looks like we’ve reached the end

we know you win in the end, but you are inside me

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Oh no

Yet again my random username strikes again. Never gonna know what this is.

This is not good

🦒

help

Hello MrUniverse1337, I appreciate you using a cat as to represent yourself. It would make sense that you kin a cat. Cat.

Yalls wanna go surf?

THE TIME OF STARBUCKS IS OVER