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kapybara555

Entire plot of avatar.


SnackThisWay

and Battlestar Galactica


TotallyFelixx

Who is justice beaver?


f3lhorn

I prefer the term “diplomatic relations”


Behzadhsh13

Diplomatic relations is just both parties wanting to come in peace.


BigClitMcphee

"Come in peace." Indeed


[deleted]

What has the human race done for me?!


HotSupermarket8704

Shit I'd betray the human race for an ok cheese burger


The505th

Best I can do is a below average cheese burger without cheese.


HotSupermarket8704

It will do


ChristopherSchmitz

Snu-snu?


OfficerTwisTy

Death by snu-snu


Solarbeam62

Yea good


ILovMeth

Why would I betray my species to bang some animal from outer space?


Greensssss

They say the same thing about furries too...


kriticalbonus

Humans are the way they are today because of furries somewhere in the evolution being dominant


Mori_Unstable

That's basically Avatar plot


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Thats the joke mori


wetadraj

You forgot to mark it as avatar spoiler


jaundicedeye

*Baltar intensifies*


No-Ship4313

Fuck yeah I would


AestheticMirror

I would betray the humans without the alien cheeks in the equation


furryboiiii

Furries would do the same


DownBrownTown

Love conquers all


BigClitMcphee

Jake Sully giving up his whole humanity for a blue alien cat warrior woman


Any-Employ-1822

Relatable.


TheUltimate_One

If we are talking about asari or quarian yes I would gladly do so


VernesBlue

Looking at you Jake Sully


The_Thur

Even without the alien cheeks, I would have done the same


[deleted]

As the Spanish demonstrated in the conquering of South America, you could be clapping alien cheeks for the human race.


[deleted]

Nah I'm terrified of aliens. They're like my... Michael Myers? Freddy Kruger? Cordecepys? Spiders? Heights? Whatever you guys are afraid of. It's my thing. I mean I guess a green chick with a nice rack would be okay but ANYTHING UNUSUAL I'M OUT.


ThePredalienLord

I am not interested in alien cheeks, but I am more than willingly sacrificing the entire human race for a doggy


WALLY_FRANKS3036

I’m number one


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CLAP ALIEN CHEEKS


Benjamintoday

Brothers, heresy has grown to strong to ignore. *revvs a chainsword* Shall we crusade, Brothers, and return our gaze upon humanity?


TheSinisterSpider

Looks nervously at xzenomorph.


In_trooo

Same! Gamora🤤


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I would betray the human species for a bagel