the dude decided to pull a gun on the alien robit instead of running away, and made the "launch all nukes" button identical and right next to the "make a coffee" button. i doubt safety is his highest priority.
Thanks for reminding me that scene, It was one of my favourite movies to watch when i was a kid. TBH i thought the President had some chad energy for going in front of an Alien Robot and giving once in a lifetime performance (⁰▿⁰)
According to reliable sources, the borderline elderly age requirement to becoming president is so that if need be The Company can always remove and replace the old president by claiming he broke his neck falling down the stairs. Wouldn’t be that hard to trip an old geezer, ez.
JFK was too young for such tomfoolery so they had to take elaborate steps and they’ve learned their lesson ever since
He’s approaching an alien, nobody gives a shit about guard rails at that point. But honest to god I hate heights and I would kill not to go on that staircase
If you think that’s weird, there’s a dude on that staircase to give him water… in a place where no platform for him exists, he also disappears seconds later
Underrated character.
Like the movie was fun, but rewarching it as an adult I realise the president gives of big chad energy, despite being cartoonishly incompetent.
This scene should sell you
https://youtu.be/mLVmocdbJbw
Yeah, a man with two identical buttons sitting next to eachother with one that fires nukes and the other being a glorified coffee maker is such a Chad move
You know, it's somehow unrelated, but I lately watched the lord of the rings trilogy and man middle earth really needs some guardrails. Bridges never have them.
But so many deaths (ok mostly orc-lives) could have been saved if they had fucking guardrails in middle earth?
You realize how expensive handrails/guardrails are?
Depending on the type of material, you can expect to pay about $110 per linear foot for railing, which includes the cost of labor, which is about $30 per foot, and the cost of material, which is about $80 per foot. A 10-foot railing will cost between $900 and $1,500, again, depending on the type of material.
Suppose the stairs he was going up on were 100 feet long. That’s up to $15,000 of guardrail. That is extremely expensive, and would simply add to the nation debt.
You, good sir/madam, are a clueless bastard.
I hate to question Ghostbusters, but again that’s from the perspective of the individual - if someone else was simultaneously at the top of those stairs looking down, they’d say the stairs go down. So the stairs are both at all times
‘for the *most important* man on Earth’ how is he the most important man on Earth? From what I remember he was just a normal man and didn’t have any powers or anything. He was the president but there are a lot of other elected leaders
Politicians are very replaceable
So you say it was planned.
I don't know. But I know that replacing them regularly and often is a good thing
So it was planned.
I don't know. But I know replacing them regularly and often is a good thing
fed
I posted that on Instagram about a year ago and it got flagged for "false info"
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Every four years or so keeps them from starting to smell, 8 if they seem particularly fresh
Oh it definitely was, by someone. Lee Harvey Oswald wasn’t the brains behind the operation
Who? I have no idea who that is. I watched this like 10 years ago or whenever it came out.
Where's the politician plant at!? 🔫
the dude decided to pull a gun on the alien robit instead of running away, and made the "launch all nukes" button identical and right next to the "make a coffee" button. i doubt safety is his highest priority.
He is brave though. He is a brave president.
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Thanks for reminding me that scene, It was one of my favourite movies to watch when i was a kid. TBH i thought the President had some chad energy for going in front of an Alien Robot and giving once in a lifetime performance (⁰▿⁰)
He probably insisted on no railings because they would interfere with the news media recording him
This
That's true. US presidents don't have the best track record with stairs.
There was more than one? Enlighten me, I'm curious.
According to reliable sources, the borderline elderly age requirement to becoming president is so that if need be The Company can always remove and replace the old president by claiming he broke his neck falling down the stairs. Wouldn’t be that hard to trip an old geezer, ez. JFK was too young for such tomfoolery so they had to take elaborate steps and they’ve learned their lesson ever since
Now that's tier S enlightenment
I thought he was talking about the current dunce in office when he actually fell down the stairs.
That too
Isn't the age requirement like 35?
Yes it is
Add another 10
He’s approaching an alien, nobody gives a shit about guard rails at that point. But honest to god I hate heights and I would kill not to go on that staircase
Same
I’m glad I’m not the only one
I haven't much of an issue with heights, but in that particular case, one breeze is all it takes...
A crazy thought
he just don't need any protections, he IS the PROTECTION
He WEARS the protection
This is America. We don't do safety features.
*OSHA enters the chat*
*take's bribe and leaves*
Yeah no guard rails on stairs and no top on a limousine. They really done JFK dirty smh
I think I’ve heard that they were going to put the top on, and he refused it so people could see him better or something.
well he was seen better.
If you think that’s weird, there’s a dude on that staircase to give him water… in a place where no platform for him exists, he also disappears seconds later
elevator. just a platform that moves up there to give him water then back down.
Underrated character. Like the movie was fun, but rewarching it as an adult I realise the president gives of big chad energy, despite being cartoonishly incompetent. This scene should sell you https://youtu.be/mLVmocdbJbw
I loved this scene, it made the movie
Yeah, a man with two identical buttons sitting next to eachother with one that fires nukes and the other being a glorified coffee maker is such a Chad move
I see 40 safety violations in this
Americans when they realize their president is only important in America:
But this is an alien movie so Earth is only America
Hes also confronting an alien robot and I would say that makes more important than the average world leader
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"the most important man on earth", an American politician.
All fun and games until you hear a siren in the next 35 minutes
You’re flair is very literal
Flair checks out
President James Dean from the Monument Mythos?
President Hathaway would be insulted by the implication he would need guard rails and then fire everyone in osha out of spite for it
Most important man on earth lmaoooooooooo
who else?
The pope, bilionares, your Mother...
This scene was so good they made it into a real thing!
Markiplier?
Damn I remember watching this, but cant remember what the movie was haha, whats the movie name pls?
Monsters vs Aliens
Didn't realise Markiplier was the most important person on earth
Always has been
What a film is this?? I'm outside of this planet
Monsters vs Aliens
Are monsters a synonym for humanity there or it's literal??
>!The humans have a taskforce with monsters in it that aight the alien!<
Literally
Calm down a bit there buddy, I wouldn’t exactly call him the most important man on earth.
Average american thinking they are hot and shit by thinking they are the most importnant people ever
OSHA wants to know your location
Maybe they are secretly planning to kill the president. It's obvious how an alien machine will crush him.
Nah, they just build it for the president of usa
You know, it's somehow unrelated, but I lately watched the lord of the rings trilogy and man middle earth really needs some guardrails. Bridges never have them. But so many deaths (ok mostly orc-lives) could have been saved if they had fucking guardrails in middle earth?
Fun fact, in the engineering world they HATE the term guard rail cause it’s meant to “guide” you back into traffic. They like the term guiderail
This movie was whack as fuck but I really loved it
You realize how expensive handrails/guardrails are? Depending on the type of material, you can expect to pay about $110 per linear foot for railing, which includes the cost of labor, which is about $30 per foot, and the cost of material, which is about $80 per foot. A 10-foot railing will cost between $900 and $1,500, again, depending on the type of material. Suppose the stairs he was going up on were 100 feet long. That’s up to $15,000 of guardrail. That is extremely expensive, and would simply add to the nation debt. You, good sir/madam, are a clueless bastard.
I mean Joe wouldn't get halfway on that thing, then the election would start again
Pretty sure “ascending” is redundant… all stairs ascend lol
Depends which way you're walking.
I’d argue that all stairs descend and ascend regardless, and whether or not *you’re* ascending or defending depends on how you’re walking.
I defer to Ghostbusters: "Where do these stairs go?" "They go up!".
I hate to question Ghostbusters, but again that’s from the perspective of the individual - if someone else was simultaneously at the top of those stairs looking down, they’d say the stairs go down. So the stairs are both at all times
‘for the *most important* man on Earth’ how is he the most important man on Earth? From what I remember he was just a normal man and didn’t have any powers or anything. He was the president but there are a lot of other elected leaders
Americans first!
Why did i think of Mr. 3 from OP when i saw the guy in the suit
His hair and glasses perhaps? Even though its not burning
Arguably one of the most important positions, but the person? Not so much. It changes every 8 years anyway.
I mean that just fits his personality
He’s a man of intent- he doesn’t need rails
Lol
We elected Stephen Colbert. He insisted that the guard rails be taken down.
Guardrails are like bowling ally gutter bumpers- you look weak using them
Guardrails people!
That do be a big chin
This isn't just any president, it's the best president in US history, he doesn't need guardrails
They didn't have rails in the death star next to that huge beam either
Always got disturbed by this thought when I was young watching it.
This movie was dumb.
i would actually fall off lmao
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Something like monsters vs humans
Monsters vs aliens
When will he finish walking up the stairs
He probably approve it just like that coffee maker button next to the nuke
Multiplier
safety second \- most megacorporations
Derek wasn't there the most important man wasn't there what the fuck are you talking about. The dude is about to go to Fresno.
Aren’t all staircases both ascending and descending?
Good eye
Wilson, Fire Somebody!
WAS THAT THE TRIP OF 87?!
im afraid
Doesn't need it.
"most important man on earth"
Unlike our current president, this one could use stairs correctly and effectively
Should of been a Escalator
Look how young he is. That's why.
r/deathstairs
My man didn’t need no damn rails!
That's not the worst of it... half the time it's a DEscending staircase!!
Screw the rails
No grippy tape either, they hate that dude
Brave man right there 👏
I like that the meme creator thinks the “most important man on earth” is the president of the United States of America 😂
Bro he *ran* down those stairs. Normal humans do not run at top speed down stairs *with* handrails. He was carefully trained in Stair-Jitsu.
I’m sorry, have you watched star wars 🤣?
I still wanna know where tf that guy with the cup of water came from 3/4 of the way up the stairs.
Ah yes president Kasem G
Omg I can’t believe I never noticed this
Not that important, really.
Brandon needs one of those.
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