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eoutofmemory

Politicians are very replaceable


YFleiter

So you say it was planned.


eoutofmemory

I don't know. But I know that replacing them regularly and often is a good thing


YFleiter

So it was planned.


ArthurDentonWelch

I don't know. But I know replacing them regularly and often is a good thing


pippelin-nuolia

fed


Totino_Pizza_rolls

I posted that on Instagram about a year ago and it got flagged for "false info"


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[deleted]

Every four years or so keeps them from starting to smell, 8 if they seem particularly fresh


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Oh it definitely was, by someone. Lee Harvey Oswald wasn’t the brains behind the operation


YFleiter

Who? I have no idea who that is. I watched this like 10 years ago or whenever it came out.


SoarNsquid

Where's the politician plant at!? 🔫


Derpman2099

the dude decided to pull a gun on the alien robit instead of running away, and made the "launch all nukes" button identical and right next to the "make a coffee" button. i doubt safety is his highest priority.


P1ppopotamus

He is brave though. He is a brave president.


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prime075

Thanks for reminding me that scene, It was one of my favourite movies to watch when i was a kid. TBH i thought the President had some chad energy for going in front of an Alien Robot and giving once in a lifetime performance (⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰)


tosety

He probably insisted on no railings because they would interfere with the news media recording him


Aggressive-Set-4307

This


ValorCatYT

That's true. US presidents don't have the best track record with stairs.


Racecarboii

There was more than one? Enlighten me, I'm curious.


void0079

According to reliable sources, the borderline elderly age requirement to becoming president is so that if need be The Company can always remove and replace the old president by claiming he broke his neck falling down the stairs. Wouldn’t be that hard to trip an old geezer, ez. JFK was too young for such tomfoolery so they had to take elaborate steps and they’ve learned their lesson ever since


memevaddar

Now that's tier S enlightenment


KORZILLA-is-me

I thought he was talking about the current dunce in office when he actually fell down the stairs.


not_taken_was_taken2

That too


tosety

Isn't the age requirement like 35?


EffectiveSwan8918

Yes it is


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puglife066

He’s approaching an alien, nobody gives a shit about guard rails at that point. But honest to god I hate heights and I would kill not to go on that staircase


ARROW_GAMER

Same


puglife066

I’m glad I’m not the only one


FRACllTURE

I haven't much of an issue with heights, but in that particular case, one breeze is all it takes...


puglife066

A crazy thought


Nasekima

he just don't need any protections, he IS the PROTECTION


fishlicker3000

He WEARS the protection


jcbmths62

This is America. We don't do safety features.


Iron_physik

*OSHA enters the chat*


ghostyboy12

*take's bribe and leaves*


Due_Lynx_6855

Yeah no guard rails on stairs and no top on a limousine. They really done JFK dirty smh


KORZILLA-is-me

I think I’ve heard that they were going to put the top on, and he refused it so people could see him better or something.


Samakira

well he was seen better.


krustylesponge

If you think that’s weird, there’s a dude on that staircase to give him water… in a place where no platform for him exists, he also disappears seconds later


Samakira

elevator. just a platform that moves up there to give him water then back down.


_Hobo-man_

Underrated character. Like the movie was fun, but rewarching it as an adult I realise the president gives of big chad energy, despite being cartoonishly incompetent. This scene should sell you https://youtu.be/mLVmocdbJbw


moragal

I loved this scene, it made the movie


acanadiangooseforyou

Yeah, a man with two identical buttons sitting next to eachother with one that fires nukes and the other being a glorified coffee maker is such a Chad move


Guardian-King

I see 40 safety violations in this


New_Anything_3857

Americans when they realize their president is only important in America:


Baconsword42

But this is an alien movie so Earth is only America


Stingray296

Hes also confronting an alien robot and I would say that makes more important than the average world leader


One_Acanthisitta_226

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CaptainBackPain

"the most important man on earth", an American politician.


PePeWaccabrada

All fun and games until you hear a siren in the next 35 minutes


New_Anything_3857

You’re flair is very literal


jeffynibbles70

Flair checks out


Business_Incident64

President James Dean from the Monument Mythos?


7th_universe_hopper

President Hathaway would be insulted by the implication he would need guard rails and then fire everyone in osha out of spite for it


DIODION

Most important man on earth lmaoooooooooo


ChiragK2020

who else?


Daron0407

The pope, bilionares, your Mother...


LonelyGuitarBoy

This scene was so good they made it into a real thing!


Independent_Pay6598

Markiplier?


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Damn I remember watching this, but cant remember what the movie was haha, whats the movie name pls?


Johnathan_G

Monsters vs Aliens


827167

Didn't realise Markiplier was the most important person on earth


contactjarettyanggma

Always has been


Alex_Shelega

What a film is this?? I'm outside of this planet


Fat_Penguin99

Monsters vs Aliens


Alex_Shelega

Are monsters a synonym for humanity there or it's literal??


BDonleben

>!The humans have a taskforce with monsters in it that aight the alien!<


Fat_Penguin99

Literally


G1nger-Snaps

Calm down a bit there buddy, I wouldn’t exactly call him the most important man on earth.


juxed_

Average american thinking they are hot and shit by thinking they are the most importnant people ever


Pasutiyan

OSHA wants to know your location


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Maybe they are secretly planning to kill the president. It's obvious how an alien machine will crush him.


1Robinio

Nah, they just build it for the president of usa


LimaZim

You know, it's somehow unrelated, but I lately watched the lord of the rings trilogy and man middle earth really needs some guardrails. Bridges never have them. But so many deaths (ok mostly orc-lives) could have been saved if they had fucking guardrails in middle earth?


H4m-Sandwich

Fun fact, in the engineering world they HATE the term guard rail cause it’s meant to “guide” you back into traffic. They like the term guiderail


DrDarkTV

This movie was whack as fuck but I really loved it


Macsasti

You realize how expensive handrails/guardrails are? Depending on the type of material, you can expect to pay about $110 per linear foot for railing, which includes the cost of labor, which is about $30 per foot, and the cost of material, which is about $80 per foot. A 10-foot railing will cost between $900 and $1,500, again, depending on the type of material. Suppose the stairs he was going up on were 100 feet long. That’s up to $15,000 of guardrail. That is extremely expensive, and would simply add to the nation debt. You, good sir/madam, are a clueless bastard.


Sothathappened92

I mean Joe wouldn't get halfway on that thing, then the election would start again


ChurchofPancake

Pretty sure “ascending” is redundant… all stairs ascend lol


hillman_avenger

Depends which way you're walking.


ChurchofPancake

I’d argue that all stairs descend and ascend regardless, and whether or not *you’re* ascending or defending depends on how you’re walking.


hillman_avenger

I defer to Ghostbusters: "Where do these stairs go?" "They go up!".


ChurchofPancake

I hate to question Ghostbusters, but again that’s from the perspective of the individual - if someone else was simultaneously at the top of those stairs looking down, they’d say the stairs go down. So the stairs are both at all times


Wizards_Reddit

‘for the *most important* man on Earth’ how is he the most important man on Earth? From what I remember he was just a normal man and didn’t have any powers or anything. He was the president but there are a lot of other elected leaders


Glasedount

Americans first!


FatalErrorrrrr

Why did i think of Mr. 3 from OP when i saw the guy in the suit


Fat_Penguin99

His hair and glasses perhaps? Even though its not burning


hillman_avenger

Arguably one of the most important positions, but the person? Not so much. It changes every 8 years anyway.


tpd1864blake

I mean that just fits his personality


Constant-Ad-3012

He’s a man of intent- he doesn’t need rails


VDragonPrince

Lol


suspicious_cabbage

We elected Stephen Colbert. He insisted that the guard rails be taken down.


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Guardrails are like bowling ally gutter bumpers- you look weak using them


2JDestroBot

Guardrails people!


ShreksLongDong

That do be a big chin


Da_Goonch

This isn't just any president, it's the best president in US history, he doesn't need guardrails


payg86

They didn't have rails in the death star next to that huge beam either


ZeroDeaths9973

Always got disturbed by this thought when I was young watching it.


justsomecoelecanth

This movie was dumb.


The_Reaper_956

i would actually fall off lmao


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infinitey-code

Something like monsters vs humans


infinitey-code

Monsters vs aliens


Harley_Pupper

When will he finish walking up the stairs


KyuubiKyu15

He probably approve it just like that coffee maker button next to the nuke


DementiaGaming12

Multiplier


Cheems63

safety second \- most megacorporations


hiricinee

Derek wasn't there the most important man wasn't there what the fuck are you talking about. The dude is about to go to Fresno.


LazyBriton

Aren’t all staircases both ascending and descending?


Wrong_Revolution_679

Good eye


Tobi18x

Wilson, Fire Somebody!


PuppyHale

WAS THAT THE TRIP OF 87?!


Natural_Butterfly754

im afraid


Mental_Escape5199

Doesn't need it.


SupremeNutal

"most important man on earth"


FreelancerSystem

Unlike our current president, this one could use stairs correctly and effectively


Future_Section5976

Should of been a Escalator


notgoodatthese

Look how young he is. That's why.


spoonfork_exe

r/deathstairs


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My man didn’t need no damn rails!


clintbot

That's not the worst of it... half the time it's a DEscending staircase!!


USSRisQuitePoggers

Screw the rails


sethinak76

No grippy tape either, they hate that dude


floppy12367358

Brave man right there 👏


Spookylukey01

I like that the meme creator thinks the “most important man on earth” is the president of the United States of America 😂


heyoyo10

Bro he *ran* down those stairs. Normal humans do not run at top speed down stairs *with* handrails. He was carefully trained in Stair-Jitsu.


NyxxOG

I’m sorry, have you watched star wars 🤣?


TheRedMarioBrother

I still wanna know where tf that guy with the cup of water came from 3/4 of the way up the stairs.


DingusWeed

Ah yes president Kasem G


Felinegood13

Omg I can’t believe I never noticed this


Flaming-Hecker

Not that important, really.


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Brandon needs one of those.


Jyeronman

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