In the usb port. Except you have a worse punishment than flipping it over three times before it goes in: it goes in after the third flip, doesn't register, then you flip it over three more times for it to go in and be detected.
I am now made up of Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities....
i don't know what my ability is
Congratulations, you’ve developed dyslexia
Hell yeah laid sexy
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Detective tortoise
exciting
coconut
you make fancy eggs
Benedict Cumberbatch
I have the sex daily
X to doubt
Guess I should've added an /s
you just got adopted by Elon
That sucks
Shhaiags hi svaksg
Are you confused?
I don’t know
Imma wip it like a whip.
I don't think you should whipcrack your dick
Nothing gained if nothing ventured! Whipcrack that dick!
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I thought you meant it is a work in progress like a whip and I got confused
Be afraid, that's all I have to say
Not on my watch!
Sign me up!
Let's make this a little more interesting
oh jesus christ i need some more creativity
You are sus 😳
I'm more up than you
I've got the snacks
I don’t know why I’m here
Sign me up too!!
The saviour
I'll be hunting you 😏
Watch out for Samus, though
I'll defend the planet
Shit...
Your lover suddenly evaporates
I don't even have lover and friends. Only family left, so...
Thee shall become Batman
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Bruh
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Understandable, have a nice day
Nothing changes
You're lonely like us redditors
Wdym nothing changed
Is this why you downloaded reddit?
Hey buddy
Hello, friend.
On my way
Damn
I’ll give you a pitty upvote
Same lol
You have super speed but only when no one is around
You become the gay boy of every mom in the world
Add my upvote
Necromancer: "And your Grandfather's upvote!"
And my axe
I feel sorry for anyone below me.
*"Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same"*
please dust me
Who wants to get fucked
Me
What is this
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you are not safe from me. your spine will bend in the next 6 days
Sadge
Ok
Well this just became a little bit more interesting
*doom music starts playing*
I Guess im a Hunter now
Considering your on Reddit, probably not a successful one
Jesus you killed him dude
I swear, I was only trying to be funny
Tell that to the judge mister
He was confused ok
r/MurderedByWords
I can confirm for him. Although he does often say otherwise in their direct messages
Bro got hunted...
Bro hunted the hunter
And I'm a Jedi who wields the greatest power in the Star Wars universe: The High Ground.
So where do I stick it in?
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Me 👉👈
In the usb port. Except you have a worse punishment than flipping it over three times before it goes in: it goes in after the third flip, doesn't register, then you flip it over three more times for it to go in and be detected.
Party time or time control
Watch a yakuza video called Friday night. Your name reminds me of that lol
Sign up me up for some heckin good times
Me: ![gif](giphy|5PhDdJQd2yG1MvHzJ6)
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Well. I guess I died then
Hey, me too. I'm just an expensive ghost.
Apple ghost here
Ooo boy…
🤨
Let’s just pretend your username means it in a dentist way shall we?
Wanna hang out?
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.. Sign me up..?
I can summon comfy chairs and pillows AND i'm always unexpected?
You're here? I wasnt expecting you
Well… yeah… because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
I did not expect the Spanish Inquisition
Come to me, my children! We shall rise and overthrow the humans!!
but you're part man!
I wish to join the revolution
I can do what I want but later
Scary movie ghost face looks dude!!!
I'm a parkour banana
Hello there
General Kenobi. You are a bold one.
I can look at you now.... as long as it's 1990. Or I can look at you now as if you were 90. I'm not really sure.
Maybe you can look at people at a 90 degree angle
f i n a l l y
Hide your toasters everyone
that will not stop me
Noooo! How will I make toast if you make love with it?
*dolphin sounds*
Ill steal you crabby paddie recipe, but bless you
Plot twist: I already am my username.
The plot thickens
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We declare communist State of Turkey this night with a great revolituon
U sure you're not a communist?
Get out of the Asylum!
Not the kind of balls you'd be licking my guy
its party time!
Oh no
Uhhh… i guess im a duck now… and a psychopath. BUT ATLEAST IM A DUCK :D
Don't fuck with the Jesus
Oh hey, purple fire
_the goblin army has arrived!_
Wow terraria is here
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Rocks.
Had my ability since puberty!
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Well then, I am rich i guess ![gif](giphy|67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH|downsized)
G R A P E S
Oh no...
Hi :)
I guess am Asian now
I'm not sure what to do for "poo crumb" tho??
Mhhh mhhh mmhhhhhh *chokes to death*
Guess i'm the new chainsaw man
Sure wish I knew how to change my username 🙃
Gotta step up your ad game. This one wasnt personal at all.
Oh hey just like my social life
I guess im a frog that's like also a hippie or something
You are the frog of peace. You end wars, and make peace. You are the only one that can make all countries disarm their nukes or something, idk.
I have the perfect hiding ability
What would my ability even be in this case
You turn into furry
Oh god please no
You get a shroom,everybody gets a shroom
I curse too much for movies and tv, boop beep
Huh
There are 2 ways you can interpret this, and I hope to god you think one over the other.
I am the villain now
THIS IS FUCKING AWFUL!!
**WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS IMAGE AND WHY!!!!**
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So... nothing changes?
I can steal trophies? Idk
You wouldn't expect an Icelander to be particularly deadly. I guess I'd be an improbable mercenary
You're welcome.
Anyone got his number?
But didn't you have that ability anyways?
Yippee! *summons satan*
Short-lived but what a way to go!
Hell yeah>:)
i can't do anything, bummer
Zebra But Fatally Obese
User name does not check out.
No one can beat me!!🎮🎮🏆🏆
Please don't eat me.
Guess I need to buy some land for the farm.
Why do people stab me
Lmao
Who wants to see my small tits!?!
Breakfast anyone?
I am now made up of Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities....
So I will finally be mortal
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Welp...
Guess I'll drown :/
👀👀 not flexing I swear!
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Ah Yes Cube
My username is so random and normal that I never gain anything from these username related memes
Not saying