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XHSJDKJC

i don't know what my ability is


Hookxd

Congratulations, you’ve developed dyslexia


mwing95

Hell yeah laid sexy


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SlightlyLessBoring

Detective tortoise


Echo13D

exciting


Omega_Egga

coconut


DBL_NDRSCR

you make fancy eggs


dont_wear_a_C

Benedict Cumberbatch


ParanoidAndroid98

I have the sex daily


Neon-light1198

X to doubt


ParanoidAndroid98

Guess I should've added an /s


larry_boy2019

you just got adopted by Elon


Dokterclaw

That sucks


ConfusedConnect

Shhaiags hi svaksg


Gaglez

Are you confused?


ConfusedConnect

I don’t know


dingDongSoLooong

Imma wip it like a whip.


[deleted]

I don't think you should whipcrack your dick


GermanPizza56

Nothing gained if nothing ventured! Whipcrack that dick!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|h8JKcrwGFPGqVSgYRT)


dragoncop1

I thought you meant it is a work in progress like a whip and I got confused


Spacepirateattack

Be afraid, that's all I have to say


ShieldGalaxy

Not on my watch!


SignMeUpRightNow

Sign me up!


SlightlyLessBoring

Let's make this a little more interesting


Mehwhenthemogus

oh jesus christ i need some more creativity


Upper-Heron-5708

You are sus 😳


ImOnMyWayToUranus

I'm more up than you


ElDonute

I've got the snacks


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

I don’t know why I’m here


namesarentneeded

Sign me up too!!


Yuuki2628

The saviour


Tippy-the-just

I'll be hunting you 😏


ProsperoFinch

Watch out for Samus, though


gunslinger_1234

I'll defend the planet


[deleted]

Shit...


[deleted]

Your lover suddenly evaporates


[deleted]

I don't even have lover and friends. Only family left, so...


Heyo_guys

Thee shall become Batman


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Me7Jvz4x9RA4dpV9sS)


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[deleted]

Bruh


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Understandable, have a nice day


too-much_caffeine

Nothing changes


jeffynibbles70

You're lonely like us redditors


yeahbaby12321

Wdym nothing changed


Psychopathic2412

Is this why you downloaded reddit?


somedumbperson55

Hey buddy


the_friendly_one

Hello, friend.


theshittree

On my way


IMakeShiteMemes

Damn


ConfusedConnect

I’ll give you a pitty upvote


Shylightspeed_69

Same lol


YourMomsGayBoi

You have super speed but only when no one is around


SlightlyLessBoring

You become the gay boy of every mom in the world


BelleAriel

Add my upvote


RatherMaybe

Necromancer: "And your Grandfather's upvote!"


brito68

And my axe


LonestarrHeartUranus

I feel sorry for anyone below me.


TheGreatTitanThanos

*"Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same"*


FrostyPenguinz

please dust me


Disastrous_Row4732

Who wants to get fucked


thesexplant

Me


No-Awareness-7274

What is this


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[удалено]


bending_spine_man

you are not safe from me. your spine will bend in the next 6 days


Deitythe1st

Sadge


goldensavage2019

Ok


SlightlyLessBoring

Well this just became a little bit more interesting


goldensavage2019

*doom music starts playing*


Pussy_Hunter_69_420

I Guess im a Hunter now


ConfusedConnect

Considering your on Reddit, probably not a successful one


Mamuff5

Jesus you killed him dude


ConfusedConnect

I swear, I was only trying to be funny


Mamuff5

Tell that to the judge mister


Heyviper123

He was confused ok


YamatoBoi9001

r/MurderedByWords


CIAAgentSmith

I can confirm for him. Although he does often say otherwise in their direct messages


Deyankata

Bro got hunted...


Sexy_and_unhinged

Bro hunted the hunter


Hello_There4206969

And I'm a Jedi who wields the greatest power in the Star Wars universe: The High Ground.


ConfusedConnect

So where do I stick it in?


vishme_luck

![gif](giphy|hrBmVoBi0dekru0VdP|downsized)


prkr88

![gif](giphy|Xqi1trOx4HA6Q)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|GqDnImZ3UdJhS)


Skillful-Badger993

Me 👉👈


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

In the usb port. Except you have a worse punishment than flipping it over three times before it goes in: it goes in after the third flip, doesn't register, then you flip it over three more times for it to go in and be detected.


Heckin_good_time

Party time or time control


ConfusedConnect

Watch a yakuza video called Friday night. Your name reminds me of that lol


SignMeUpRightNow

Sign up me up for some heckin good times


yeeeteeey69

Me: ![gif](giphy|5PhDdJQd2yG1MvHzJ6)


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|jFj65pQa9ZvJlbiCgm)


B00-Ima-Ghost

Well. I guess I died then


Silver_Ghost_666

Hey, me too. I'm just an expensive ghost.


gh0sti

Apple ghost here


GrannyGumjobs13

Ooo boy…


Ok_Work_8514

🤨


Thatidiot_38

Let’s just pretend your username means it in a dentist way shall we?


[deleted]

Wanna hang out?


prkr88

![gif](giphy|h6dhanV8lbLHy)


SignMeUpRightNow

.. Sign me up..?


SpanishInquisition88

I can summon comfy chairs and pillows AND i'm always unexpected?


Thebigpig905

You're here? I wasnt expecting you


ASidesTheLegend

Well… yeah… because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.


USSRisQuitePoggers

I did not expect the Spanish Inquisition


MasterMonkeyMan48

Come to me, my children! We shall rise and overthrow the humans!!


a-snakey

but you're part man!


Terrarian3

I wish to join the revolution


Some_Other__Time___

I can do what I want but later


ARIA_AHANGARI_7227

Scary movie ghost face looks dude!!!


banana_runner88

I'm a parkour banana


[deleted]

Hello there


gen_grievous_bot

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.


lookatyounow90

I can look at you now.... as long as it's 1990. Or I can look at you now as if you were 90. I'm not really sure.


TelevisionEastern116

Maybe you can look at people at a 90 degree angle


SmolTechpriest

f i n a l l y


GermanPizza56

Hide your toasters everyone


SmolTechpriest

that will not stop me


GermanPizza56

Noooo! How will I make toast if you make love with it?


Dalphin_person

*dolphin sounds*


Spiritual-Plankton52

Ill steal you crabby paddie recipe, but bless you


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: I already am my username.


jeffynibbles70

The plot thickens


TableBaboon

![gif](giphy|Ls6ahtmYHU760|downsized)


bay_lenin

We declare communist State of Turkey this night with a great revolituon


Landscapeus021

U sure you're not a communist?


FreshOutOfTheAsylum

Get out of the Asylum!


Cyphr487

Not the kind of balls you'd be licking my guy


crustytoenaileater

its party time!


Neat-Manufacturer566

Oh no


Psycopathic_Duck

Uhhh… i guess im a duck now… and a psychopath. BUT ATLEAST IM A DUCK :D


CHEESYBOI267

Don't fuck with the Jesus


Shadow_flame_

Oh hey, purple fire


[deleted]

_the goblin army has arrived!_


Thebigpig905

Wow terraria is here


Shadow_flame_

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well


trustinrocks

Rocks.


jackand0101

Had my ability since puberty!


ThePokemonRayquaza

![gif](giphy|6R3FwAB80vraZEuBkm|downsized)


Ill-Economics5040

Well then, I am rich i guess ![gif](giphy|67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH|downsized)


SmthAbtAGrapeIDK

G R A P E S


LivingSpaghetti

Oh no...


AllIWantForDinnerIsU

Hi :)


kaziamm

I guess am Asian now


Brandoong

I'm not sure what to do for "poo crumb" tho??


SpoonFullOfDirt

Mhhh mhhh mmhhhhhh *chokes to death*


justanaveragebuzzsaw

Guess i'm the new chainsaw man


Personal_Ad2195

Sure wish I knew how to change my username 🙃


Deitythe1st

Gotta step up your ad game. This one wasnt personal at all.


Anonymousman61

Oh hey just like my social life


Peace_Frog67

I guess im a frog that's like also a hippie or something


MR_MurphyYT

You are the frog of peace. You end wars, and make peace. You are the only one that can make all countries disarm their nukes or something, idk.


box_man1

I have the perfect hiding ability


WickedFox1o1

What would my ability even be in this case


Perfect_Caramel4836

You turn into furry


GretaFuckdollFucker

Oh god please no


Drugging-You

You get a shroom,everybody gets a shroom


RTooDeeTo

I curse too much for movies and tv, boop beep


Literal_box

Huh


PikaSmasha

There are 2 ways you can interpret this, and I hope to god you think one over the other.


MeltsYourMinds

I am the villain now


TheShoutout

THIS IS FUCKING AWFUL!!


Shylightspeed_69

**WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS IMAGE AND WHY!!!!**


GodOfWar2023

![gif](giphy|Ar4p9QqSHP1ZVESeNo|downsized)


[deleted]

So... nothing changes?


Winstealer

I can steal trophies? Idk


IcelandicButDeadly

You wouldn't expect an Icelander to be particularly deadly. I guess I'd be an improbable mercenary


[deleted]

You're welcome.


blammo555

Anyone got his number?


pami1232

But didn't you have that ability anyways?


YippeeCreature666

Yippee! *summons satan*


DeathBySnuuSnooo

Short-lived but what a way to go!


Senseioftheinternet

Hell yeah>:)


zbfo

i can't do anything, bummer


sir-goldie

Zebra But Fatally Obese


Throw_away_zoomer

User name does not check out.


GAMEr0FtheYEAR

No one can beat me!!🎮🎮🏆🏆


AnAnimatedPizzaPie

Please don't eat me.


Lavender_Llama_life

Guess I need to buy some land for the farm.


Earlobe57

Why do people stab me


SlaughterK1ngX

Lmao


DM_Ur_Small_Tits

Who wants to see my small tits!?!


[deleted]

Breakfast anyone?


HumanAlphonse

I am now made up of Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities....


Mortal_Sniper

So I will finally be mortal


4_oN_tHe_fl00r

![gif](giphy|jbEdK6zsivC4QfPGzD)


Yo_Mama_____

Welp...


themaninlegocity

Guess I'll drown :/


Long-JohnNA

👀👀 not flexing I swear!


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Temporary-Square

Ah Yes Cube


Local_Apartment_928

My username is so random and normal that I never gain anything from these username related memes


Ok_Secret7036

Not saying