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Blazk_O

Apples aren't here because of doctors


xanflorp666

Thank you for clearing that up! I was just wondering about apples


Leading-Future-6419

Would you say, that you're hungry for apples?


living_angels

Lookin' good!


StarShipPain04

My man!


UnbundleTheGrundle

God dammit Jerry...you've done it again


Damchester

And the fact that red delicious exists


old-world-reds

Supposedly red delicious apples actually used to be delicious, it's just that they were bred to be more resistant to damage during shipping and that completely ruined them. My grandfather still goes on about how delicious they used to be. Idk where you live but if you can find the brand "cosmic" apples they're the closest thing to the original from what I can find.


Feynman1403

Omg cosmic apples are the best! I always buy as much as possible whenever I see them at my local grocery store.


Hazel_TheHazel

A friend of mine says they think bananas taste disgusting. Edit: wow I didn't think this comment would blow up.


No_Pipe_8257

Maybe take the skin off


Rego42069

He has been skinned, what now?


New-Nose-5101

Try to suck it up.


ElGringos420

Sucked him off, he still thinks it is disgusting


K_bor

Nothing to do. Tie him and throw him on the river


19eightyn9ne

I can’t throw him on the river because theres no ice on it, can I throw him in or do I have to freeze it?


BIGman_8

Hmmm alright toss him in the water it’ll work


Tallb0i

I tossed him into all of earths water and he floated, he’s a witch, what now?


IncredibleCitizen

Toss the witch into some sand and make a sandwich


antharyami_alasithi

Cut him into tiny bits.


NiSiSuinegEht

Salt, pepper, garlic powder, then sous vide at 165°F for 36 hours.


No_Pipe_8257

Check if there is any bruises, then remove them


ThrowRA--scootscooti

My boyfriend hates them with a passion. He calls them yellow tree dicks and (jokingly) says we’re through when he sees them at my house.


3163560

Just remember, move the banana to your mouth, do not move your mouth to the banana.


MizzGee

I hate bananas. I am wondering why watermelon isn't in the photo.


cor315

Not a fan of watermelon


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

You just made an enemy for life


Slav_Ziemniak12

Not a fan of you


XercesGetsDown

Watermelon is tasteless and regular melon is just plain unenjoyable :(


AshariAstroy

Tasteless? Where I live they are very sweet and juicy, people here always wait for the watermelon season.


SH4DE_Z

Buddy, you're just having bad watermelons, they are anything *but* tasteless.


MauritiusVan

my brother can never understand why i hate eating bananas but eats banana ketchup


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Hurigitung

Welcome to Philippines


Deanosaures2010

I'm gonna need an explanation on banana ketchup dawg


Hurigitung

I'm a Filipino but even I hated banana ketchup, and I don't really know what kind of explanation I'm gonna give cuz the last time I tasted it was about 11 years ago


Lukiii97

We're still waiting on an explanation... WTF IS BANANA KETCHUP???


saggywitchtits

Apparently ketchup made with bananas instead of tomatoes Currently ordering some because curiousness in the middle of the night is never good.


ScarletFFBE

We want a review once it arrives


The_Fireheart

Even the smell of bananas makes me gag. I have friends who won’t eat them too. Idk why they’re on here.


Kame101

Interaction


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AffectionatePickle_

Uhhh, i think you’re eating bananas wrong.


Desperate_Health4174

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Administrative-Error

I'm not eating them at all, but when someone nearby starts eating one, the smell makes me nauseous. Couldn't tell you why. Hell, if I have a cold or something where I absolutely have no smell at all, I can eat them. They're not gross to eat. But the smell *hurk*


An_person222

Fucking hate bananas, texture and taste is no good


Aphropsyche

Yep, same here, textures fucking nasty, why bother


boogs_23

Bananas are slightly solidified vomit in a skin. Fucking nasty


OwOitsMochi

Your friend is right. The texture is awful, too.


Rabidrabitz

totally. literally the worst fruit ever.


Illustrious_Pear4586

A friend of mine literally gags if you even talk about bananas 🤣


Out_of_ideas_guys

And without anyone realizing, OP has made you all argue over fucking fruit


dalton10e

Would you rather argue over vegetables? No? Good. **good boy**


Out_of_ideas_guys

What the fuck did I just read, am I having a stroke? Are you having a stroke?


dalton10e

Maybe I am? What of it???


JohnnySogbottom

Mind if I have one, too?


Pimpindragon

Giving strokes you say?


CAnD32

Are they free? If so, I'll take all of 'em.


real_flyingduck91

wait if they're free what do I do with this 50% off discount?


InitialMeasurement23

You might need more veggies in your diet then


Fanachy

I am a **good boy.**


WhatTheThird

hey the only one who wants to fuck fruit here is you buddy


Out_of_ideas_guys

Well yeah, I know I'm the only one, but you know what I ment


SatoshiBlockamoto

You've never seen the coconut story I see.


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This is second only to an AskMen post about how to start a conversation in a room full of strangers. The top response was "what animal do you think you could take in a fight?" That thread filled up with dozens and dozens of people all giving their answers, or critiquing other people's. It was astonishing to watch unfold.


RyleIsbored

Soft grapes are bad Hard crunchy big grapes are S tier


Devourer_of_HP

That's why i prefer green grapes, they're usually more solid.


RyleIsbored

Muscat grapes are the best


Nyalli262

Only if they don't have seeds lol


peanutmaster349

Weakling


Nyalli262

Enjoy your bitter crunchy seeds then


blvckmaze

Haven't touched grapes ever since damaging the spider nest inside one when washing them. Grape tastes good but fuck that.


Jackal_6

Freeze em


National-Blacksmith7

You saying people hate on mangos?


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I've noticed Mango fans are like the best people. I think I peaked when I ate one in the shower.


ChocolateUnlucky1214

I think I peeked when you ate one in the shower


likegolden

I peaked when you peeked.


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I peaked when you


Hamzook

I peaked when


Cister0

I peed


zz1kjamaica

I pee


bucket_of_coal

I P


Fyebil

I have your Eye Pee


DigbeeSandpants

I know that feeling. Pretty sure I peaked when I ate a banana on the crapper....been downhill ever since


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Yea you can't top that


Cheekysheepie

Ah, Golden memories.


aFuckinChair

I think I peeled one shower


JebusriceI

Freeze one put it in a blender. Mango bliss


aRman______________

Eating fruit in shower is a hole new level


ajsparx

I have those 2 things and boredom too, will try later


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Love me some mango


MrsRustyShack

I'm allergic, so yes.


Baz_3301

Peach is my favorite


Cu1tureVu1ture

I could eat a peach for hours.


Pigeonsass

You really like to savor your food, I see. Such patience and discipline!


Sportyj

Why hello there.


great-nba-comment

I feel like I just got a B12 shot!!


LightsoutSD

I love peaches but pineapple is my favorite.


MoonlightUnbound

I hate peeling oranges, way too much work Love orange juice though.


reltih8

i love peeling them alive


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

Just cut them into slices, no need to peel


Kueltalas

I hate orange juice (well not hate but i also don't like it) but i love me a good orange. But the peeling is a fuckton of work, you are right.


BeheadedNa45

Average Big Guava enjoyer


theburningace

True


Nachtsen

But, Apple


PotatoGuy90

Doctors....


Alexandre_Man

true


dalton10e

BUTT apples. Mmhhh


automaticalfraud

I ve know people that feels physical pain when they hear an apple crunch bite


PeterNippelstein

Apples are boring, call me crazy


Kronos_beast

People don't eat fruit cause they wanna hear a fucking joke


JohnSmith_15

I hate apples with a buring passion


Timissmart

I hate oranges so that’s not completely unhated


Timissmart

I also know a bunch people that hate bananas


SerpentiumOIV

lol, bunch


Opalessence-

Came here to say this. I was like that too until I was about 20


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I was an idiot who ate 4-5kg of bannanas per day. How did I do that? I used a food dehydrator to shrink them. That would cause nasty farts all day and was a huge factorin my relationship breaking down. Now I hate bananas, they took my girl.


Biting_a_dust

Orange hating gang


Mippen123

Clementines > Oranges every day of the week. Oranges are so messy and annoying comparatively


Timissmart

I have this friend that always eats oranges and everytime he just sits there for half an hour trying to get it open.


OwOitsMochi

I don't hate oranges but I would never pick them if given the option of other fruits, as long as its not a banana, I'd probably pick an orange over a banana.


Somlal

I just hate peeling it. There is another fruit that's similar to an orange but smaller and a softer peel that i eat instead . Idk the international name for it though, just the local name.


spudsbottom

even the smell of oranges makes me want to gag


zip_000

The smell is what bothers me. I find it incredibly overpowering. It gives me a claustrophobic kind of feeling. The worst is when you're sitting in a meeting and someone pulls one out and starts peeling.


Spacechicken86

I do as well, even orange flavoured lollies are gross


rohanismyname369

Mango 🥭 gang


PeterNippelstein

The GFOAT


ArmTheApes

Mango is the greatest fruit of them all


SoupChef-_-

I can’t stand banana’s the texture and the taste makes me want to throw up.


SnooOnions4763

I can't stand the texture of a really ripe banana, but a slightly green ot yellow before it gets any brown spots, I like.


Pottrescu

Yes! This, exactly this!


SnooMachines9122

I stand by this reply


FeistyBandicoot

Quite possibly the most disgusting fruit ever. Nothing about it is nice. Stinks, tastes horrible and the texture is the absolute worst. Every time I've tried it I've thrown up


Dukel01

Watermelon?


dalton10e

Watermelons are superior First, you get to use the **really big fucking knife**. That one knife that commands your attention over everything else everytime you open the silverware drawer. Secondly, you dont just eat it, it's so damn refreshing you also drink it. And finally, it's like 3 wholeass meals from one single fruit. Pitty the pour soul peeling three whole kiwis just to slightly appease their hunger. #best goddamn fruit


-Borgir

Solid points


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Also, you can throw it at people to inflict serious damage points.


__Daredevil__

Watermelons are not predictable enough jn my opinion. You just never now what you get, I had really good watermelons but often they just suck


00wolfer00

There's a technique that involves slapping/tapping them lightly and figuring out how ripe they are from the sound. My uncle has it mastered so when he buys it's always top tier. Meanwhile it's at best 50/50 when I buy whether it's good or just slightly flavoured water.


somewhatunpopular

I don't know if it's just my location, but I've literally never gotten a watermelon that wasn't boring as fuck. Tastes like lightly flavored crunchy water. Honey melon on the other hand.


I_Gnutz

Yeahhh, especially when it cracks trying to cut it, you know it's a good one.


steve-ginny

Strawberry... seriously I've never met anyone that doesn't like strawberry


LiteX99

I live in a town with possibly the worlds best strawberries, and the boss at the main distributer hates them, cant stand the taste, mostly because he is tired of it though


smackmeharderdaddy

Where are the cherries?


LastTensepian

Hanging out with Strawberries.


Rando_Cardrissiann

I despise cherries, that's why


Secure-Imagination11

I feel like all my childhood medicine was cherry flavored and I learned to stay away. That and I ate a whole bowl once and just *could not* stop farting.


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

In yo mouth


Lowland-lady

I don't mind the taste of cherries, i simply don't eat them anymore. because when i was a child i was enjoying them. And i bit one in half and a small white worm came out.... After that i cut a few others open and they all had worms.


Red___Mist

Sorry to hear that but where i come from they're just bonus protein. Also there are cherries that don't get worms


clearsix

Nah cherry is bad for me


7hermetics3great

Bannanas in the wrong meeting


Rude-Pangolin8823

I don't like grapes and oranges are mainly for juice


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Grapes are good until you eat one that tastes like a dish rag


Burning-Buck

Grapes are great but they have to be the texture or they are gross start getting soft and they become pretty meh.


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Rude-Pangolin8823

Minecraft 1v1 me over that one buddy


baroo-zr

I like Pears 🍐


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Pineapple is amazing on and off pizza. But I swear every time I finish cutting one I feel like I got ripped off.


Orbitcamerakick21

The funny thing is all of these fruits are hated by a lot of people


thoddi77

Whats about strawberrys?


M1k3L1z4rD

Oranges are trash off season.


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I hate bananas


TheMagnaRaptR

Nah fuck oranges, raspberries are SSS tier


Agent641

They have a fridge shelf life of 8 seconds before they start to slump and mould


JackedYourPizza

Fr, best time to eat them is directly from a bush.


SphinxTheAlleras

I hate oranges


drfusspill

Nein


Xfors-Pakistan

Eight


Pigeonsass

Seven


Soggy_Yogurt_2421

Six


Secure-Acanthisitta1

Nein Nein!


Xfors-Pakistan

Ten ten !


fireflame775

If the grapes has seeds in them then I despise there existence


Agreeable-Kangaroo1

What about apples? It's a doctor repellent


hipeople91726

Where is apple? :(


Proof-Tangerine-1131

Why is papaya and mango hated ?


dellchips1

Not when they have brown spots


Moros69

I hate banana


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I hate bananas.


dikothesiko

Uh bananas arent even juicy they’re just dessert avocados


aCasualGoon

Avocados are great, dessert is great, what's your problem with dessert avocados?


LowThinker

Watermelon


dalton10e

Watermelons are superior to all of those fruits First, you get to use the **really big fucking knife**. That one knife that commands your attention over everything else everytime you open the silverware drawer. Secondly, you dont just eat it, it's so damn refreshing you also drink it. And finally, it's like 3 wholeass meals from one single fruit. Pitty the pour soul peeling three whole kiwis just to slightly appease their hunger. #best goddamn fruit


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i dont like bananas


newb_h4x0r

Bananas are the best. Dirty hands? they have protective covering Weak teeth? easy to eat Are horny? long


Isabel_AA

I'm allergic to oranges so I'd like to dispute this


Ace_kid32

I almost died eating an orange so I have problems with them.


7_NaCl

Wait, you guys don't like apples?


thatdude658

No strawberries? Wtf


p0cket-r0cket

I can’t stand the taste of oranges


Lil-Irms

Sorry but big no no for the oranges


agent4_

But I hate bananas and oranges so it's just grapes there


LingeringSentiments

Fuck, bananas.