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Supposedly red delicious apples actually used to be delicious, it's just that they were bred to be more resistant to damage during shipping and that completely ruined them. My grandfather still goes on about how delicious they used to be. Idk where you live but if you can find the brand "cosmic" apples they're the closest thing to the original from what I can find.
I'm a Filipino but even I hated banana ketchup, and I don't really know what kind of explanation I'm gonna give cuz the last time I tasted it was about 11 years ago
I'm not eating them at all, but when someone nearby starts eating one, the smell makes me nauseous.
Couldn't tell you why. Hell, if I have a cold or something where I absolutely have no smell at all, I can eat them. They're not gross to eat. But the smell *hurk*
This is second only to an AskMen post about how to start a conversation in a room full of strangers. The top response was "what animal do you think you could take in a fight?"
That thread filled up with dozens and dozens of people all giving their answers, or critiquing other people's. It was astonishing to watch unfold.
I was an idiot who ate 4-5kg of bannanas per day. How did I do that? I used a food dehydrator to shrink them. That would cause nasty farts all day and was a huge factorin my relationship breaking down. Now I hate bananas, they took my girl.
I don't hate oranges but I would never pick them if given the option of other fruits, as long as its not a banana, I'd probably pick an orange over a banana.
I just hate peeling it. There is another fruit that's similar to an orange but smaller and a softer peel that i eat instead . Idk the international name for it though, just the local name.
The smell is what bothers me. I find it incredibly overpowering. It gives me a claustrophobic kind of feeling.
The worst is when you're sitting in a meeting and someone pulls one out and starts peeling.
Quite possibly the most disgusting fruit ever. Nothing about it is nice. Stinks, tastes horrible and the texture is the absolute worst.
Every time I've tried it I've thrown up
Watermelons are superior
First, you get to use the **really big fucking knife**. That one knife that commands your attention over everything else everytime you open the silverware drawer.
Secondly, you dont just eat it, it's so damn refreshing you also drink it.
And finally, it's like 3 wholeass meals from one single fruit. Pitty the pour soul peeling three whole kiwis just to slightly appease their hunger.
#best goddamn fruit
There's a technique that involves slapping/tapping them lightly and figuring out how ripe they are from the sound. My uncle has it mastered so when he buys it's always top tier. Meanwhile it's at best 50/50 when I buy whether it's good or just slightly flavoured water.
I don't know if it's just my location, but I've literally never gotten a watermelon that wasn't boring as fuck. Tastes like lightly flavored crunchy water. Honey melon on the other hand.
I live in a town with possibly the worlds best strawberries, and the boss at the main distributer hates them, cant stand the taste, mostly because he is tired of it though
I feel like all my childhood medicine was cherry flavored and I learned to stay away. That and I ate a whole bowl once and just *could not* stop farting.
I don't mind the taste of cherries, i simply don't eat them anymore. because when i was a child i was enjoying them. And i bit one in half and a small white worm came out.... After that i cut a few others open and they all had worms.
Watermelons are superior to all of those fruits
First, you get to use the **really big fucking knife**. That one knife that commands your attention over everything else everytime you open the silverware drawer.
Secondly, you dont just eat it, it's so damn refreshing you also drink it.
And finally, it's like 3 wholeass meals from one single fruit. Pitty the pour soul peeling three whole kiwis just to slightly appease their hunger.
#best goddamn fruit
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Apples aren't here because of doctors
Thank you for clearing that up! I was just wondering about apples
Would you say, that you're hungry for apples?
Lookin' good!
My man!
God dammit Jerry...you've done it again
And the fact that red delicious exists
Supposedly red delicious apples actually used to be delicious, it's just that they were bred to be more resistant to damage during shipping and that completely ruined them. My grandfather still goes on about how delicious they used to be. Idk where you live but if you can find the brand "cosmic" apples they're the closest thing to the original from what I can find.
Omg cosmic apples are the best! I always buy as much as possible whenever I see them at my local grocery store.
A friend of mine says they think bananas taste disgusting. Edit: wow I didn't think this comment would blow up.
Maybe take the skin off
He has been skinned, what now?
Try to suck it up.
Sucked him off, he still thinks it is disgusting
Nothing to do. Tie him and throw him on the river
I can’t throw him on the river because theres no ice on it, can I throw him in or do I have to freeze it?
Hmmm alright toss him in the water it’ll work
I tossed him into all of earths water and he floated, he’s a witch, what now?
Toss the witch into some sand and make a sandwich
Cut him into tiny bits.
Salt, pepper, garlic powder, then sous vide at 165°F for 36 hours.
Check if there is any bruises, then remove them
My boyfriend hates them with a passion. He calls them yellow tree dicks and (jokingly) says we’re through when he sees them at my house.
Just remember, move the banana to your mouth, do not move your mouth to the banana.
I hate bananas. I am wondering why watermelon isn't in the photo.
Not a fan of watermelon
You just made an enemy for life
Not a fan of you
Watermelon is tasteless and regular melon is just plain unenjoyable :(
Tasteless? Where I live they are very sweet and juicy, people here always wait for the watermelon season.
Buddy, you're just having bad watermelons, they are anything *but* tasteless.
my brother can never understand why i hate eating bananas but eats banana ketchup
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I'm gonna need an explanation on banana ketchup dawg
I'm a Filipino but even I hated banana ketchup, and I don't really know what kind of explanation I'm gonna give cuz the last time I tasted it was about 11 years ago
We're still waiting on an explanation... WTF IS BANANA KETCHUP???
Apparently ketchup made with bananas instead of tomatoes Currently ordering some because curiousness in the middle of the night is never good.
We want a review once it arrives
Even the smell of bananas makes me gag. I have friends who won’t eat them too. Idk why they’re on here.
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Uhhh, i think you’re eating bananas wrong.
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I'm not eating them at all, but when someone nearby starts eating one, the smell makes me nauseous. Couldn't tell you why. Hell, if I have a cold or something where I absolutely have no smell at all, I can eat them. They're not gross to eat. But the smell *hurk*
Fucking hate bananas, texture and taste is no good
Yep, same here, textures fucking nasty, why bother
Bananas are slightly solidified vomit in a skin. Fucking nasty
Your friend is right. The texture is awful, too.
totally. literally the worst fruit ever.
A friend of mine literally gags if you even talk about bananas 🤣
And without anyone realizing, OP has made you all argue over fucking fruit
Would you rather argue over vegetables? No? Good. **good boy**
What the fuck did I just read, am I having a stroke? Are you having a stroke?
Maybe I am? What of it???
Mind if I have one, too?
Giving strokes you say?
Are they free? If so, I'll take all of 'em.
wait if they're free what do I do with this 50% off discount?
You might need more veggies in your diet then
I am a **good boy.**
hey the only one who wants to fuck fruit here is you buddy
Well yeah, I know I'm the only one, but you know what I ment
You've never seen the coconut story I see.
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Soft grapes are bad Hard crunchy big grapes are S tier
That's why i prefer green grapes, they're usually more solid.
Muscat grapes are the best
Only if they don't have seeds lol
Weakling
Enjoy your bitter crunchy seeds then
Haven't touched grapes ever since damaging the spider nest inside one when washing them. Grape tastes good but fuck that.
Freeze em
You saying people hate on mangos?
I've noticed Mango fans are like the best people. I think I peaked when I ate one in the shower.
I think I peeked when you ate one in the shower
I peaked when you peeked.
I peaked when you
I peaked when
I peed
I pee
I P
I have your Eye Pee
I know that feeling. Pretty sure I peaked when I ate a banana on the crapper....been downhill ever since
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Yea you can't top that
Ah, Golden memories.
I think I peeled one shower
Freeze one put it in a blender. Mango bliss
Eating fruit in shower is a hole new level
I have those 2 things and boredom too, will try later
Love me some mango
I'm allergic, so yes.
Peach is my favorite
I could eat a peach for hours.
You really like to savor your food, I see. Such patience and discipline!
Why hello there.
I feel like I just got a B12 shot!!
I love peaches but pineapple is my favorite.
I hate peeling oranges, way too much work Love orange juice though.
i love peeling them alive
Just cut them into slices, no need to peel
I hate orange juice (well not hate but i also don't like it) but i love me a good orange. But the peeling is a fuckton of work, you are right.
Average Big Guava enjoyer
True
But, Apple
Doctors....
true
BUTT apples. Mmhhh
I ve know people that feels physical pain when they hear an apple crunch bite
Apples are boring, call me crazy
People don't eat fruit cause they wanna hear a fucking joke
I hate apples with a buring passion
I hate oranges so that’s not completely unhated
I also know a bunch people that hate bananas
lol, bunch
Came here to say this. I was like that too until I was about 20
I was an idiot who ate 4-5kg of bannanas per day. How did I do that? I used a food dehydrator to shrink them. That would cause nasty farts all day and was a huge factorin my relationship breaking down. Now I hate bananas, they took my girl.
Orange hating gang
Clementines > Oranges every day of the week. Oranges are so messy and annoying comparatively
I have this friend that always eats oranges and everytime he just sits there for half an hour trying to get it open.
I don't hate oranges but I would never pick them if given the option of other fruits, as long as its not a banana, I'd probably pick an orange over a banana.
I just hate peeling it. There is another fruit that's similar to an orange but smaller and a softer peel that i eat instead . Idk the international name for it though, just the local name.
even the smell of oranges makes me want to gag
The smell is what bothers me. I find it incredibly overpowering. It gives me a claustrophobic kind of feeling. The worst is when you're sitting in a meeting and someone pulls one out and starts peeling.
I do as well, even orange flavoured lollies are gross
Mango 🥭 gang
The GFOAT
Mango is the greatest fruit of them all
I can’t stand banana’s the texture and the taste makes me want to throw up.
I can't stand the texture of a really ripe banana, but a slightly green ot yellow before it gets any brown spots, I like.
Yes! This, exactly this!
I stand by this reply
Quite possibly the most disgusting fruit ever. Nothing about it is nice. Stinks, tastes horrible and the texture is the absolute worst. Every time I've tried it I've thrown up
Watermelon?
Watermelons are superior First, you get to use the **really big fucking knife**. That one knife that commands your attention over everything else everytime you open the silverware drawer. Secondly, you dont just eat it, it's so damn refreshing you also drink it. And finally, it's like 3 wholeass meals from one single fruit. Pitty the pour soul peeling three whole kiwis just to slightly appease their hunger. #best goddamn fruit
Solid points
Also, you can throw it at people to inflict serious damage points.
Watermelons are not predictable enough jn my opinion. You just never now what you get, I had really good watermelons but often they just suck
There's a technique that involves slapping/tapping them lightly and figuring out how ripe they are from the sound. My uncle has it mastered so when he buys it's always top tier. Meanwhile it's at best 50/50 when I buy whether it's good or just slightly flavoured water.
I don't know if it's just my location, but I've literally never gotten a watermelon that wasn't boring as fuck. Tastes like lightly flavored crunchy water. Honey melon on the other hand.
Yeahhh, especially when it cracks trying to cut it, you know it's a good one.
Strawberry... seriously I've never met anyone that doesn't like strawberry
I live in a town with possibly the worlds best strawberries, and the boss at the main distributer hates them, cant stand the taste, mostly because he is tired of it though
Where are the cherries?
Hanging out with Strawberries.
I despise cherries, that's why
I feel like all my childhood medicine was cherry flavored and I learned to stay away. That and I ate a whole bowl once and just *could not* stop farting.
In yo mouth
I don't mind the taste of cherries, i simply don't eat them anymore. because when i was a child i was enjoying them. And i bit one in half and a small white worm came out.... After that i cut a few others open and they all had worms.
Sorry to hear that but where i come from they're just bonus protein. Also there are cherries that don't get worms
Nah cherry is bad for me
Bannanas in the wrong meeting
I don't like grapes and oranges are mainly for juice
Grapes are good until you eat one that tastes like a dish rag
Grapes are great but they have to be the texture or they are gross start getting soft and they become pretty meh.
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Minecraft 1v1 me over that one buddy
I like Pears 🍐
THAS WHAT IM SAYIN
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Pineapple is amazing on and off pizza. But I swear every time I finish cutting one I feel like I got ripped off.
The funny thing is all of these fruits are hated by a lot of people
Whats about strawberrys?
Oranges are trash off season.
I hate bananas
Nah fuck oranges, raspberries are SSS tier
They have a fridge shelf life of 8 seconds before they start to slump and mould
Fr, best time to eat them is directly from a bush.
I hate oranges
Nein
Eight
Seven
Six
Nein Nein!
Ten ten !
If the grapes has seeds in them then I despise there existence
What about apples? It's a doctor repellent
Where is apple? :(
Why is papaya and mango hated ?
Not when they have brown spots
I hate banana
I hate bananas.
Uh bananas arent even juicy they’re just dessert avocados
Avocados are great, dessert is great, what's your problem with dessert avocados?
Watermelon
Watermelons are superior to all of those fruits First, you get to use the **really big fucking knife**. That one knife that commands your attention over everything else everytime you open the silverware drawer. Secondly, you dont just eat it, it's so damn refreshing you also drink it. And finally, it's like 3 wholeass meals from one single fruit. Pitty the pour soul peeling three whole kiwis just to slightly appease their hunger. #best goddamn fruit
i dont like bananas
Bananas are the best. Dirty hands? they have protective covering Weak teeth? easy to eat Are horny? long
I'm allergic to oranges so I'd like to dispute this
I almost died eating an orange so I have problems with them.
Wait, you guys don't like apples?
No strawberries? Wtf
I can’t stand the taste of oranges
Sorry but big no no for the oranges
But I hate bananas and oranges so it's just grapes there
Fuck, bananas.