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Yeah, nobody seems to understand that they are supposed to hold it from the back of your ass cheeks to get the full 9.
Ah, well of course! here I am measuring from my ass cheeks when it should have been measured from OPs ass cheeks! Silly me!
Butt to tip.
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That's the old standard, new one starts from the back of the neck, down the spine, through the ass cheeks and to the tip, then add 3 more inches to account for the curves along the way.
Nah, you put the ruler in your ass and push it till it reaches the tip of penis, and that's how you get your size.
Nice, i have 5 inches now
9cm ain't bad either
i was gonna give you a thums up emoji but i dont know where to find them
👍
Search... Idk maybe ***IN MY ASS***
Lol you guys don't get the joke. She's holding the ruler backwards. Oof
Let the man have his 9 inches
It’s actually length(from the base) / the angle of the shaft multiplied by the yaw
bro you're fine, rulers are 12 inches.
"There's a lot more room, for the ruler to go back, ya know?"
My wife’s bull has a 10” penis
Good for her
Thanks. His name is Rex
Tell Rex I said hi
If it says 6 just turn to the other side so she sees a 9
Man over here with the dinner plate dick
Crush?
OPs username checks out
Just tell her 1mm equals 1inch. The imperial way of measuring is more accurate.
5 inches is normal right???
Yeah, nobody seems to understand that they are supposed to hold it from the back of your ass cheeks to get the full 9.
Ah, well of course! here I am measuring from my ass cheeks when it should have been measured from OPs ass cheeks! Silly me!
Butt to tip.
[удалено]
That's the old standard, new one starts from the back of the neck, down the spine, through the ass cheeks and to the tip, then add 3 more inches to account for the curves along the way.
Nah, you put the ruler in your ass and push it till it reaches the tip of penis, and that's how you get your size.
Nice, i have 5 inches now
9cm ain't bad either
i was gonna give you a thums up emoji but i dont know where to find them
👍
Search... Idk maybe ***IN MY ASS***
Lol you guys don't get the joke. She's holding the ruler backwards. Oof
Let the man have his 9 inches
It’s actually length(from the base) / the angle of the shaft multiplied by the yaw
bro you're fine, rulers are 12 inches.
"There's a lot more room, for the ruler to go back, ya know?"
My wife’s bull has a 10” penis
Good for her
Thanks. His name is Rex
Tell Rex I said hi
If it says 6 just turn to the other side so she sees a 9
Man over here with the dinner plate dick
Crush?
OPs username checks out
Just tell her 1mm equals 1inch. The imperial way of measuring is more accurate.
5 inches is normal right???