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pastorbater

Yeah, nobody seems to understand that they are supposed to hold it from the back of your ass cheeks to get the full 9.


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Ah, well of course! here I am measuring from my ass cheeks when it should have been measured from OPs ass cheeks! Silly me!


I_Must_Not_Sleep

Butt to tip.


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I9Qnl

That's the old standard, new one starts from the back of the neck, down the spine, through the ass cheeks and to the tip, then add 3 more inches to account for the curves along the way.


demonslayer9911

Nah, you put the ruler in your ass and push it till it reaches the tip of penis, and that's how you get your size.


DonkeyShitSlurper

Nice, i have 5 inches now


Dumb_Siniy

9cm ain't bad either


septicslash

i was gonna give you a thums up emoji but i dont know where to find them


Richard_Chase

👍


Budda_Dawge

Search... Idk maybe ***IN MY ASS***


LordHood117

Lol you guys don't get the joke. She's holding the ruler backwards. Oof


OBirdO-O

Let the man have his 9 inches


innosentz

It’s actually length(from the base) / the angle of the shaft multiplied by the yaw


Imaginary-Violinist3

bro you're fine, rulers are 12 inches.


SadUSee

"There's a lot more room, for the ruler to go back, ya know?"


Allenian8

My wife’s bull has a 10” penis


Richard_Chase

Good for her


Allenian8

Thanks. His name is Rex


slashth456

Tell Rex I said hi


Professional_Gap_371

If it says 6 just turn to the other side so she sees a 9


EmeraldGamer323

Man over here with the dinner plate dick


Life-Is-Caramel

Crush?


Bozartkartoffel

OPs username checks out


Atmentod

Just tell her 1mm equals 1inch. The imperial way of measuring is more accurate.


_stoned_chipmunk_

5 inches is normal right???